The Adventures of Dr. Twilight

              Twilight's house, basement lab

              South Ponyville

              "Mares. Behold!" Twilight said "I have grafted a deer antler to my groin."

              "Wow." Pinkie Pie said

              "You know, so I'll fit in with the rest of the herd." Twilight said

              "Uh h-how do you go to the bathroom?" Pinkie Pie asked.

              As if to answer her question a stream of blue liquid shot out of Twilight's mouth, shattering her helment and sending Pinkie Pie flying.

              "If that's what comes out the front then I don't want to know what comes out the back." Pinkie Pie said "I really think you went too far this time Twilight."

              "Perhaps you're right." Twilight said "But for now I have to make a quick visit to the little filles room." and with that she teleported away.

              "Oh I hope she remembers to remove that deer antler. Otherwise poor Spike is likely going to be scarred for life." Pinkie Pie said, shuddering at the thought.