The Adventures of Dr. Twilight

                 Twilight's house, basement lab

                 South Ponyville

                 Ring ring went the phone. No one answered. After a few rings the answering machine came on. "Mares. You have reached Dr. Twilight's residence. Now speak at the tone!" Beep went the answering machine.

                 "Hello uh Dr. Twilight. That is the correct name right?" said a female voice on the other end of the line. Twilight was not happy.

                 "Pinkie." she said "Send the phone spiders!" Pinkie Pie carefully placed three mechanical spiders on top of the phone. They traveled through the wires. They were specifically designed to travel through phone lines to the origin point of a call to scare off whoever was calling. Twilight had created them to ward off unwanted callers.

                 "This is uh Steal Beam of the home improvement section of the Ponyville Construction Company." the female voice continued "With Spring here we here at Ponyville Construction thought you might be intrested in a new deck. AAAHHHHHHHHH SPIDERS!"

                 "I guess we're Not intrested." Twilight said "Ahhahaha!"

                 "She's going to be okay right?" Pinkie Pie asked.

                 "Of course." Twilight said "But I doubt she'll be calling back anytime soon."