Rainbow Dash's first love?by lyraandbonbonChaptersdid you just say... marefriend!never when she's sober!one sip.. and She's wastedAnd that's why i'm the element of loyalty!did you just say... marefriend!I plopped on my couch made from fluffy white clouds and thought out loud, " How come every stallion i date somehow finds a way to break my heart?" Fluttershy flew in from the kitchen carrying a dish of sweets preheated that pinkie pie gave us to share, in her mouth. "Well.... um i'm sorry.." fluttershy whispered comley she always had an awkward aurora when we talked about love. She blushed and lay down by my side. "I guess I just haven't found the right pony." I said with a frown on my face and a lump in my throat because I knew that I probably would never find the ‘right pony’. "Well, theres lots of pony’s out now in ponyville, Pinkie just made a new kind of frosting maybe you can find one there!" I sighed, "Maybe." I liked when fluttershy spoke, her words lifted me up and made me feel like everything was going to be A okay. But deep down i knew that it wasn't going to be any different than any other day in ponyville. I kept my depressing arora to myself, worried that it would rub off on Fluttershy "Ok! lets go!" Fluttershy flew slowly out of the door. I thought fluttershy was absolutely beautiful the way the sun hit her pink mane making it seem alive. Her blue eyes looked like a beautiful ocean, "Fluttershy," i said absent mindedly. "I wish you were a stallion that way i could go out with you!" I winked. Fluttershy stopped in her tracks. It took me a minute to process what i just said. I did a face hove. "oh i'm sor-" Fluttershy interrupted me with a sweet kind of voice that felt like cotton candy in my mouth. "Oh no... thats ok... if you were a stallion id date you too!" Me and fluttershy started laughing. We both knew it would be crazy for two mares to date! or at least we thought we did... "Come on lets go!" Fluttershy grabbed onto my back hooves as i flew out of my mansion faster than lightning as a rainbow trail dotted behind me. The wind blew in our hair as the sun kissed our fur. I did a loop de loop and herd fluttershy gasp in surprise, i always thought it was cute when she was surprised, but thats not saying much because i think almost everything she did is cute. We landed abruptly for there was a long line at sugar cube corner, longer than i've ever seen before! "Sweet celestia!" I gasped no longer thinking of Soarin my ex stallionfriend who broke up with me yesterday. "Lets go fluttershy, the line is so long it stretches for miles and miles!" "i think i’m going to stay, i just can't wait to get my hooves on those orchid flavored cupcakes!" "Ok fine." I couldn’t say no to a pony with such a strong beautiful smile like Fluttershy. "I'm going to sit over there." I pointed to to bench in the corner with my wing. "Alright.." Fluttershy said clearly disappointed but lately me and her have been spending so much time together it’s crazy! I just needed a break. I trotted through the ever growing line and glanced at my bench. There was a blue colored unicorn, a mare with a Lyre as a cutie mark and a scruffy blue and white mane. There was another pony who just left her to join the line, I just saw her out of the corner of my eye so i wasn’t quite sure if i knew her or not. The blue pony was sitting in quite an odd fashion kind of like a human, they were these imaginary creatures that kids read in story books. I placed my hooves on the soft sweet grass and headed closer to the bench when suddenly i heard a voice. It was that blue colored unicorn. "HIYA!" She said in a happy voice almost like pinkie pie but less crazy. "Umm.. hi?" "Why so said?" he unicorn said now with a frown on her face. "Oh its nothing.." "Ok!" she said in the same happy tone. "Ok fine its a little something..." "Oh... what is it... i bet you i've been there." She said in a more saddened voice. "I just can't find my special somepony, no matter how hard I try! i've dated almost every stallion in all of equestria and still, nothing! nopony!" "Well i found my special somepony in preschool!" she said braggingly but sort of like she was trying to get at something. "OH REALLY! WELL I BET HE IS THE WORST STALLION IN ALL OF EQUESTRIA!" I really hated braggers nothing good ever comes out if them. i used to be a bragger but my friends showed me the right path! "Calm down! and who ever said stallion? I have the most perfect marefriend anyone can ever have!" she said defensively, "I wouldn’t trade her for the world!" my jaw dropped... "Did you just say... marefriend!" never when she's sober!We stared at each other silently. I had so many questions bottled up inside me that I just couldn’t let out. When all the sudden that pony that was talking to the blue unicorn a while ago trotted back over. “Heyy baby!” The unicorn said in a sweet tone. “Hey, the lines to long lets wait until it dies down a little... who’s s SHE?” The cream colored earth pony with navy blue hair mixed with warm pink said jealously. “Oh she’s nopony, that understands nothing about love.” They were talking like I wasn’t even there. This made me so mad but, I heard a certain voice that made me feel soft and warm, it comed me down. I turned around and saw fluttershy stare down at me with a small box of cupcakes in her mouth. “Oh.. um hi..” Fluttershy looked down at the dew touched blades of grass blushing. “Well hi! i’m lyra and this is my mare friend bon bon” Lyra said proudly. “Marefriend?” fluttershys yellow cheeks turned bright red with embarrassment. “Um, yes we are a happy couple!” Bon Bon said trying to be as outgoing as Lyra. “Wow you two know nearly nothing about love we must teach you!” Lyra said excitedly. “Umm I don’t know...” “Here come over to our place at 8 we’ll teach you all we know!” Lyra handed me a small card with her address. She did this by putting her two hooves together and dropping the small paper on the grass next to me. Bon Bon looked sorry so she picked it up and placed it next to me on the bench. “Umm.. may I see... please?” fluttershys asked in a hushed embarrassed voice. “Sure!” I picked the paper up with my mouth and leaned up close to fluttershy pearing into her apple shaped eyes I got lost in them and leaned closer and closer not realizing what I was doing fluttershy fell of the bench and landed on the grass with me on top of her. She opened her mouth as I leaned in closer our lips touched and i dropped the sip in her mouth. “NOW THATS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!” lyra said embarrassed i flew up off of fluttershy and on to the bench. “I don’t know what your talking about! I just need to find the right stallion!” “If you say so..” bon bon said disbelievingly. “We have to go, see you at 8!” Lyra and bon bon hopped off the bench and headed for there house. fluttershy still laid in the same spot shocked. “Well... i’m going to head off to twilights to get the next Daring Doo book... bye?” I quickly headed towards twilights house leaving the hopples wreck of fluttershy alone. I needed some sensable advice on all of this so thats who I was going to ask, twilight! “KNOCK KNOCK” Nopony answered but the door was unlocked so I headed in. “twilight? spike?” “Sweet celestia! more more!” A voice yelled in a shrill tone. startled I walked in to twilights bedroom clueless of what was going on. I placed my ear on the door, “Yes, you are great and powerful trixie yes you areee.” Twilights voice started to sound slurred. What if she was hurt? Did trixie really return? I slammed open the door only to hear surprised voces and moans right then I tripped on a empty beer bottle. I looked up, trixie was straddling twilight on the floor! “Rainbowww did you comee to join the funnn?” twilight said even more slurred than before “No! twilight is of property to the great and powerful trixie!” trixie leand over and grabbed a whip. “Umm thats... ok... i’ll just be going now...” “Byeeee Dashhhieeeeee” twilight said. “Don’t let the door hit you on the way out” trixie said in a stern voice. I flew out of there as fast as I could possibly go I zoomed all the way up to cloudsdale where i sat on a cozy fluffy white cloud dumb struck. I couldn’t even think strait. Twilight and Trixie doing it??!?!?!?!?! What has the world come to?!?!?!?!? I can’t belive it! twilight would never do this when she’s sober right?!?!?! I’ll have to talk to her after her hangover tomorrow. “MAIL! MAIL! MAIL FOR YOU!” A grey mare banged into me hard. “Derpy!” “I just don’t know what went wrong...” “Umm... thats ok... Derpy can I ask you somthing?” “Sure! anything rainbowwww!” “Do you have a special somepony?” “Why yes i do! his name is doctor hooves!” “Oh finally some pony that hasn’t gone totally loko!” “What do you mean rainbowww?” “Well its just that everypony is getting all lovey dovey with another mare!” Before derpy could respond she fell on a storm cloud which zapped her hard and she fell strait toward ponyville! I dove and caught her in my hooves and dashed right up to a big loud that could hold both of us. “Are you ok derpy?!?!” “I just dont no what went wrong...” “Yeahhh.... its a mystery... so anyways about my question?” “Oh yeah! sometimes lady kisses are fun, rainbowwww... oh yeah thanks for saving me!” derpy leaned down and gave me a light kiss missing my lips and landing on my cheek. She took off leaving my letter behind. I was blushing hard. This was all to new and going to fast for me! I looked at the town clock in cloudsdale 7:00. I decided to head home to my mansion to clear my mind. I flew off of the cloud and whizzed towards home. I could feel the air getting alot cooler.by the time I got home it was 7:15. I was overwhelmingly tierd with all this new info that I just wanted to sleep when I opend the door i saw no pony other than fluttershy. “Oh hi rainbow dash!” “Hey sorry about earlier i should have stayed.” “Oh no thats fine i called up angel bunny and he helped me up. so are you ready to go?” “Go where, fluttershy?” “Umm.. well lyra and Bon Bons right?” “Ugh... I compleatly forgot about them. Are we seriously going over there?” “Well it would be rude to turn down a invitation...” “Ok ok fine we can go... there just super annoying!” Something about the tone and beauty of her voice again made me say yes even though I knew it would just cause more trouble in this one day. “Huuuuuuuuuh..... yay” “Alright lets go.” I said annoyed. This was the last thing I wanted to do right now. Fluttershy hopped on to my back her warm body making me feel all better as I wizzed out into the sunset. The sky was a golden magenta color but the sun still beamed bright yellow. Out of the corner of my eye i saw derpy wink at me. I blushed and dashed off because I knew deep down that two mares can’t ever date no matter what everypony was saying. one sip.. and She's wasted“I... think were here..” Fluttershy whispered looking at the small slip of paper in her mouth going sort of cross eyed but in a cute way, like derpy. I stared down at the house. It certainly wasn’t a mansion. It was small, with a brown tiled roof and blue walls. Flowers of all different colors scattered about the lawn and were illuminated by the still setting sun. “This must be it..” I said looking at the house number and the street number. “123 hooves rhode...” I landed suddenly crashing into the grass next to the house. Fluttershy hopped off of my back and jumped onto the land. I walked to the door and rang the bell. Am I really doing this? More drama is really the last of what I need right now. Suddenly that cream colored earth pony jumped out. It was bon bon. “Hey! you came!” “It was all her idea” I said in a cold tone leaning towards fluttershy. Fluttershy blushed turning a kind of crimson. Suddenly grey clouds slowly filled the sky “Damn it! It wasn’t supposed to rain until monday!” We stood there hearing the rumble of the thunder and a cool drizzle of rain damping our manes, and turning the dirt on our hooves to mud. “Oh come in come in!” Bon bon said with a worried look on her face. We stepped in and wiped our hooves on the colorful mat. I looked around. There were pictures of lyars surrounded in sweet treats every where. It took me a minute to realize this but it was both there cutie marks combined! for a minute I thought this was so cute but then I remembered that they were both mares and my thoughts quickly faded. “Hey!” lyra shouted from on the couch. She was sitting in the same position as on the bench last morning. “Umm... are you watching my little person?” “Of course i’m a Brony! all the way!” “Brony..?” Fluttershy mumbled to herself. “Um yeah! A pony who likes bro’s!” “Oh yeah angel bunny is one of those......” “Isn’t that show for little fillys?” lyra rolled her eyes. Bon bon seemed concerned so she turned the tv off. “Come on lets get started!” A boom of thunder rung through our ears followed by the sky illuminating with lightning. “Umm maybe you should stay the night..” Bon bon said sounding worried “We do have and extra bed if you want?” “BED AS IN B-E-D ONE BED?” “Come on rainy, give them a chance?” Fluttershy said in that same beautiful calming voice that forced me to say ok. “First of all!” lyra said annoyed, “Two mares liking each other is not gross it’s called being a lesbian and its a lot of fun if you just give it a chance!!!” “Oh yeah definitely!” bon bon leaned in and gave lyra a kiss. Even though i did feel a little turned on I didn’t admit it, i just blushed and turned away. “Anyways” I interupted, are we going to do any thing or just sit here all night?” I said just to break the awkwardness. “Oh oh! lets play spin the bottle!” lyra shouted exightedly “Good idea!” “Eww gay” lyra and bon bon rolled there eyes as I felt a sudden nuge from fluttershy. “Come on rainy.... we mustn't be in polite...” “Ugh fine...” it was that voice agin.... “But where are we ganna get the bottle?” I asked looking around. “Over here!” lyra jumped up and trotted over to the kitchen wear she pulled out a giant bottle of tequila. “But thats a full bottle....” fluttershy said suggestively. “Then will just have to drink it!” lyra said followed by a wink. Ugh finally something to break the awkwardness. I snached the bottle away from lyra and handed it to fluttershy. fluttershy was always more fun when drunk. “Oh no... I couldn’t... I don’t drink...” “Come on lighten up..” Bon bon said in a sweet tone. Futtershy looked around and then took one tiny sip of the tequila. One minute later she was wasted! She handed the bottle off to me. “Now ur turn sexy rainbow” Fluttershy said in a no longer shy voice but more aroused. The moment this thought popped in my head my face turned bright red. “Yeah come on sexy rainbow!” lyra said in a mocking voice. Suddenly fluttershy flutterd over and layed me down. Lyra started to drool but bon bon quickly covered both of there eyes. I was scared... What would she do to me? My question was answered too soon, she opened my lips gently and tilted the bottle pouring the solution down my throat. “Flutter-” My words were interrupted by the tequila pouring down my throat. While it took fluttershy one sip it took me the rest of the bottle to get completely wasted. “Alrighty... moving on...” Bon bon said in a worried voice. She didn’t want lyra to get any 4 some ideas. “me first!!!!” lyra shouted in anticipation. they all gathered in a circle with the finished bottle in the center. lyra leaned in and spun it with her mouth. The bottle landed in the middle of rainbow dash and bon bon. Lyra leaned in and gave rainbow a soft kiss on the cheek and practically full makeout session with bonbon! and maybe hoof stuff too but I wasn’t paying close attention. My cheeks didn’t turn bright red like they would have had if I wasn’t highly intoxicated. Instead it made me want more. “Noww meeee!” fluttershy said rather slurred she took the bottle and spun it. it felt like it was spinning forever and ever. I wanted it to land on me so bad! I just couldn’t think strait!! and finally it stopped and thank god it landed on.... ME!!!!!!! “Come here you naughty rainy..” Fluttershy said in a seductive voice. “Umm!” bon bon interrupted eyeing the hungry lyra. Lets continue this in our rooms come on! bon bon tugged on lyras tail breaking here from her trance and nudged her over. “Lets lead our friends fluttershy and rainbow to there bedroom...” Suddenly I felt on top of the world I was so drunk and so happy that all worry and fear left my body in one small squeak. “Save that for the bedroom bon bon said less worried and more mad. They dropped us off in a small room filled with cabinets and drawers with one bed. “There you go! bye!” bon bon slammed the door and led her mare fried to there bedroom. Even though lyra was pleading to stay and watch. The door slamming so hard caused a box of toys and other things to fall on the floor... Fluttershy licked her lips.... The rest was all a blur.. And that's why i'm the element of loyalty!“Yawwn” I rolled over not remembering a single thing that was going on. I always had a in head alarm clock set to 5:00 to practice for someday joining the wonderbolts. I slowly opened my eyes to a slight pain in my back. I looked around.... I sat there in shock for a moment... The room was covered in various liquids and toys all over the ground of different shapes and sizes. And next to me was fluttershy. I could barely remember last night, all I knew is that i made a huge mistake! I wasn’t sure what to do, I had 5 hours before fluttershy, lyra or bon bon woke up. I have to say this was pretty low... But I never like to deal with... problems. I slowly stepped off of the bed and quietly opened the window. It was pretty nice outside. The sun was just being raised with the sparkly glow of celestia’s magic. “OH RAINY MOR MORE!”” I spun around,fear rushing through my body, oh its just fluttershy sleep talking. I suddenly blushed and my forehead started to burn from remembering a little more of last night. Quicker than ever I flew out the window into the shining sunlight, getting brighter and brighter, when all of the sudden... “OW” I banged into someone really hard. Ughhh I forgot, my flying was super clumsy because of my giant hang over “sorry..” I mumbled wanting to go so I could get practicing. “Um thats okay..” I looked down it was twilight. All of the sudden our eyes locked. Her purple fur suddenly turned 3 shades redder and I blushed too remembering what happened the other night, with twilight and trixy. “Twilight...” I said breaking the awkward silence. “Rainbow dash... I need to talk to you..” “Here? Now? But I-” suddenly a glow of purple magic surrounded my body. Lifting me making me feel warm, when all of the sudden it stopped and we were in twilights bathroom. She used her magic to lock the door. “Ha..ha....” I was suddenly worried, what was she going to do to me? A memory spell? Oh I cant possibly forget last night! “Rainbow” Twilight interupted, my thoughts. I said nothing I was beyond scared straight! “Listen trixy is not my mare friend! That would be in pure and disgusting!” she said in a teacher like voice. “Then what were yo-” “Were just... Sexual partners...” She looked down in embarrassment. “Celestia said that its normal for a young mare to be curious... But do you promise to keep this a secret?” “Pinkie promise!” “Cross your heart hope to fly?” “Stick a cupcake in my eye!” Twilights image suddenly changed in my head, from a nerdy pony to a super sexy one. I liked this new twilight! “Hey twi now that were being honest... can you keep a secret?” I whispered. “Sure anything!” her purple eyes beamed with curiosity. “I.. If@#%ed fluttershy..” I mumbled “What?” “I f@#%ed fluttershy...” “Louder?” “I F@#%ED FLUTTERSHY!!!!!” suddenly a small baby voice came from the library. It was spike. “What does f@#%ed mean?” He said in an innocent voice. Me and twilight blushed knowing that he heard everything. “Huhuhhuh..” I said in a slightly nervous giggle. I unlocked the door and zoomed out escaping twilights magic trying to hold me back. Great! Now I ran away from two ponies! And thats why I’m the element of loyalty! as soon as I was far away from twilights it was already 6 o’clock. I fluttered down to the ground. Trying my hardest to not let my hangover get the best of me and hurt anypony. I decided to head over to sugar cube corner for a daisy and grass smoothie with extra caffeine. That always woke me up after a hangover. I have to admit yesterday was one of the most confusing days of my life. But in a good way, a good kind of confusing. I opened the chocolaty door liking my fingers as it flung open. A pink colored cute mare jumped in My face. Her hair boinged in all different directions and her cutie mark stood out with two blue and one yellow ballons, it was pinkie. “Hi dashy!” “Um hey pinkie...” “So do you wanna play a prank?!?!?!” “Umm not ri-” “Thats great i was thinking of playing one on fluttershy, no twilight, ohhhh how about aj? oh no we must play one on... RARRITY! yes rarrity!!!!!!!” “ok fine.” Maybe playing a prank on some pony will cheer me up. Block out all the bad things I have done. And all the questions I have. Pinkie pie grabbed me by the ear. “I have just the right prank for her!”
did you just say... marefriend!I plopped on my couch made from fluffy white clouds and thought out loud, " How come every stallion i date somehow finds a way to break my heart?" Fluttershy flew in from the kitchen carrying a dish of sweets preheated that pinkie pie gave us to share, in her mouth. "Well.... um i'm sorry.." fluttershy whispered comley she always had an awkward aurora when we talked about love. She blushed and lay down by my side. "I guess I just haven't found the right pony." I said with a frown on my face and a lump in my throat because I knew that I probably would never find the ‘right pony’. "Well, theres lots of pony’s out now in ponyville, Pinkie just made a new kind of frosting maybe you can find one there!" I sighed, "Maybe." I liked when fluttershy spoke, her words lifted me up and made me feel like everything was going to be A okay. But deep down i knew that it wasn't going to be any different than any other day in ponyville. I kept my depressing arora to myself, worried that it would rub off on Fluttershy "Ok! lets go!" Fluttershy flew slowly out of the door. I thought fluttershy was absolutely beautiful the way the sun hit her pink mane making it seem alive. Her blue eyes looked like a beautiful ocean, "Fluttershy," i said absent mindedly. "I wish you were a stallion that way i could go out with you!" I winked. Fluttershy stopped in her tracks. It took me a minute to process what i just said. I did a face hove. "oh i'm sor-" Fluttershy interrupted me with a sweet kind of voice that felt like cotton candy in my mouth. "Oh no... thats ok... if you were a stallion id date you too!" Me and fluttershy started laughing. We both knew it would be crazy for two mares to date! or at least we thought we did... "Come on lets go!" Fluttershy grabbed onto my back hooves as i flew out of my mansion faster than lightning as a rainbow trail dotted behind me. The wind blew in our hair as the sun kissed our fur. I did a loop de loop and herd fluttershy gasp in surprise, i always thought it was cute when she was surprised, but thats not saying much because i think almost everything she did is cute. We landed abruptly for there was a long line at sugar cube corner, longer than i've ever seen before! "Sweet celestia!" I gasped no longer thinking of Soarin my ex stallionfriend who broke up with me yesterday. "Lets go fluttershy, the line is so long it stretches for miles and miles!" "i think i’m going to stay, i just can't wait to get my hooves on those orchid flavored cupcakes!" "Ok fine." I couldn’t say no to a pony with such a strong beautiful smile like Fluttershy. "I'm going to sit over there." I pointed to to bench in the corner with my wing. "Alright.." Fluttershy said clearly disappointed but lately me and her have been spending so much time together it’s crazy! I just needed a break. I trotted through the ever growing line and glanced at my bench. There was a blue colored unicorn, a mare with a Lyre as a cutie mark and a scruffy blue and white mane. There was another pony who just left her to join the line, I just saw her out of the corner of my eye so i wasn’t quite sure if i knew her or not. The blue pony was sitting in quite an odd fashion kind of like a human, they were these imaginary creatures that kids read in story books. I placed my hooves on the soft sweet grass and headed closer to the bench when suddenly i heard a voice. It was that blue colored unicorn. "HIYA!" She said in a happy voice almost like pinkie pie but less crazy. "Umm.. hi?" "Why so said?" he unicorn said now with a frown on her face. "Oh its nothing.." "Ok!" she said in the same happy tone. "Ok fine its a little something..." "Oh... what is it... i bet you i've been there." She said in a more saddened voice. "I just can't find my special somepony, no matter how hard I try! i've dated almost every stallion in all of equestria and still, nothing! nopony!" "Well i found my special somepony in preschool!" she said braggingly but sort of like she was trying to get at something. "OH REALLY! WELL I BET HE IS THE WORST STALLION IN ALL OF EQUESTRIA!" I really hated braggers nothing good ever comes out if them. i used to be a bragger but my friends showed me the right path! "Calm down! and who ever said stallion? I have the most perfect marefriend anyone can ever have!" she said defensively, "I wouldn’t trade her for the world!" my jaw dropped... "Did you just say... marefriend!"
never when she's sober!We stared at each other silently. I had so many questions bottled up inside me that I just couldn’t let out. When all the sudden that pony that was talking to the blue unicorn a while ago trotted back over. “Heyy baby!” The unicorn said in a sweet tone. “Hey, the lines to long lets wait until it dies down a little... who’s s SHE?” The cream colored earth pony with navy blue hair mixed with warm pink said jealously. “Oh she’s nopony, that understands nothing about love.” They were talking like I wasn’t even there. This made me so mad but, I heard a certain voice that made me feel soft and warm, it comed me down. I turned around and saw fluttershy stare down at me with a small box of cupcakes in her mouth. “Oh.. um hi..” Fluttershy looked down at the dew touched blades of grass blushing. “Well hi! i’m lyra and this is my mare friend bon bon” Lyra said proudly. “Marefriend?” fluttershys yellow cheeks turned bright red with embarrassment. “Um, yes we are a happy couple!” Bon Bon said trying to be as outgoing as Lyra. “Wow you two know nearly nothing about love we must teach you!” Lyra said excitedly. “Umm I don’t know...” “Here come over to our place at 8 we’ll teach you all we know!” Lyra handed me a small card with her address. She did this by putting her two hooves together and dropping the small paper on the grass next to me. Bon Bon looked sorry so she picked it up and placed it next to me on the bench. “Umm.. may I see... please?” fluttershys asked in a hushed embarrassed voice. “Sure!” I picked the paper up with my mouth and leaned up close to fluttershy pearing into her apple shaped eyes I got lost in them and leaned closer and closer not realizing what I was doing fluttershy fell of the bench and landed on the grass with me on top of her. She opened her mouth as I leaned in closer our lips touched and i dropped the sip in her mouth. “NOW THATS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!” lyra said embarrassed i flew up off of fluttershy and on to the bench. “I don’t know what your talking about! I just need to find the right stallion!” “If you say so..” bon bon said disbelievingly. “We have to go, see you at 8!” Lyra and bon bon hopped off the bench and headed for there house. fluttershy still laid in the same spot shocked. “Well... i’m going to head off to twilights to get the next Daring Doo book... bye?” I quickly headed towards twilights house leaving the hopples wreck of fluttershy alone. I needed some sensable advice on all of this so thats who I was going to ask, twilight! “KNOCK KNOCK” Nopony answered but the door was unlocked so I headed in. “twilight? spike?” “Sweet celestia! more more!” A voice yelled in a shrill tone. startled I walked in to twilights bedroom clueless of what was going on. I placed my ear on the door, “Yes, you are great and powerful trixie yes you areee.” Twilights voice started to sound slurred. What if she was hurt? Did trixie really return? I slammed open the door only to hear surprised voces and moans right then I tripped on a empty beer bottle. I looked up, trixie was straddling twilight on the floor! “Rainbowww did you comee to join the funnn?” twilight said even more slurred than before “No! twilight is of property to the great and powerful trixie!” trixie leand over and grabbed a whip. “Umm thats... ok... i’ll just be going now...” “Byeeee Dashhhieeeeee” twilight said. “Don’t let the door hit you on the way out” trixie said in a stern voice. I flew out of there as fast as I could possibly go I zoomed all the way up to cloudsdale where i sat on a cozy fluffy white cloud dumb struck. I couldn’t even think strait. Twilight and Trixie doing it??!?!?!?!?! What has the world come to?!?!?!?!? I can’t belive it! twilight would never do this when she’s sober right?!?!?! I’ll have to talk to her after her hangover tomorrow. “MAIL! MAIL! MAIL FOR YOU!” A grey mare banged into me hard. “Derpy!” “I just don’t know what went wrong...” “Umm... thats ok... Derpy can I ask you somthing?” “Sure! anything rainbowwww!” “Do you have a special somepony?” “Why yes i do! his name is doctor hooves!” “Oh finally some pony that hasn’t gone totally loko!” “What do you mean rainbowww?” “Well its just that everypony is getting all lovey dovey with another mare!” Before derpy could respond she fell on a storm cloud which zapped her hard and she fell strait toward ponyville! I dove and caught her in my hooves and dashed right up to a big loud that could hold both of us. “Are you ok derpy?!?!” “I just dont no what went wrong...” “Yeahhh.... its a mystery... so anyways about my question?” “Oh yeah! sometimes lady kisses are fun, rainbowwww... oh yeah thanks for saving me!” derpy leaned down and gave me a light kiss missing my lips and landing on my cheek. She took off leaving my letter behind. I was blushing hard. This was all to new and going to fast for me! I looked at the town clock in cloudsdale 7:00. I decided to head home to my mansion to clear my mind. I flew off of the cloud and whizzed towards home. I could feel the air getting alot cooler.by the time I got home it was 7:15. I was overwhelmingly tierd with all this new info that I just wanted to sleep when I opend the door i saw no pony other than fluttershy. “Oh hi rainbow dash!” “Hey sorry about earlier i should have stayed.” “Oh no thats fine i called up angel bunny and he helped me up. so are you ready to go?” “Go where, fluttershy?” “Umm.. well lyra and Bon Bons right?” “Ugh... I compleatly forgot about them. Are we seriously going over there?” “Well it would be rude to turn down a invitation...” “Ok ok fine we can go... there just super annoying!” Something about the tone and beauty of her voice again made me say yes even though I knew it would just cause more trouble in this one day. “Huuuuuuuuuh..... yay” “Alright lets go.” I said annoyed. This was the last thing I wanted to do right now. Fluttershy hopped on to my back her warm body making me feel all better as I wizzed out into the sunset. The sky was a golden magenta color but the sun still beamed bright yellow. Out of the corner of my eye i saw derpy wink at me. I blushed and dashed off because I knew deep down that two mares can’t ever date no matter what everypony was saying.
one sip.. and She's wasted“I... think were here..” Fluttershy whispered looking at the small slip of paper in her mouth going sort of cross eyed but in a cute way, like derpy. I stared down at the house. It certainly wasn’t a mansion. It was small, with a brown tiled roof and blue walls. Flowers of all different colors scattered about the lawn and were illuminated by the still setting sun. “This must be it..” I said looking at the house number and the street number. “123 hooves rhode...” I landed suddenly crashing into the grass next to the house. Fluttershy hopped off of my back and jumped onto the land. I walked to the door and rang the bell. Am I really doing this? More drama is really the last of what I need right now. Suddenly that cream colored earth pony jumped out. It was bon bon. “Hey! you came!” “It was all her idea” I said in a cold tone leaning towards fluttershy. Fluttershy blushed turning a kind of crimson. Suddenly grey clouds slowly filled the sky “Damn it! It wasn’t supposed to rain until monday!” We stood there hearing the rumble of the thunder and a cool drizzle of rain damping our manes, and turning the dirt on our hooves to mud. “Oh come in come in!” Bon bon said with a worried look on her face. We stepped in and wiped our hooves on the colorful mat. I looked around. There were pictures of lyars surrounded in sweet treats every where. It took me a minute to realize this but it was both there cutie marks combined! for a minute I thought this was so cute but then I remembered that they were both mares and my thoughts quickly faded. “Hey!” lyra shouted from on the couch. She was sitting in the same position as on the bench last morning. “Umm... are you watching my little person?” “Of course i’m a Brony! all the way!” “Brony..?” Fluttershy mumbled to herself. “Um yeah! A pony who likes bro’s!” “Oh yeah angel bunny is one of those......” “Isn’t that show for little fillys?” lyra rolled her eyes. Bon bon seemed concerned so she turned the tv off. “Come on lets get started!” A boom of thunder rung through our ears followed by the sky illuminating with lightning. “Umm maybe you should stay the night..” Bon bon said sounding worried “We do have and extra bed if you want?” “BED AS IN B-E-D ONE BED?” “Come on rainy, give them a chance?” Fluttershy said in that same beautiful calming voice that forced me to say ok. “First of all!” lyra said annoyed, “Two mares liking each other is not gross it’s called being a lesbian and its a lot of fun if you just give it a chance!!!” “Oh yeah definitely!” bon bon leaned in and gave lyra a kiss. Even though i did feel a little turned on I didn’t admit it, i just blushed and turned away. “Anyways” I interupted, are we going to do any thing or just sit here all night?” I said just to break the awkwardness. “Oh oh! lets play spin the bottle!” lyra shouted exightedly “Good idea!” “Eww gay” lyra and bon bon rolled there eyes as I felt a sudden nuge from fluttershy. “Come on rainy.... we mustn't be in polite...” “Ugh fine...” it was that voice agin.... “But where are we ganna get the bottle?” I asked looking around. “Over here!” lyra jumped up and trotted over to the kitchen wear she pulled out a giant bottle of tequila. “But thats a full bottle....” fluttershy said suggestively. “Then will just have to drink it!” lyra said followed by a wink. Ugh finally something to break the awkwardness. I snached the bottle away from lyra and handed it to fluttershy. fluttershy was always more fun when drunk. “Oh no... I couldn’t... I don’t drink...” “Come on lighten up..” Bon bon said in a sweet tone. Futtershy looked around and then took one tiny sip of the tequila. One minute later she was wasted! She handed the bottle off to me. “Now ur turn sexy rainbow” Fluttershy said in a no longer shy voice but more aroused. The moment this thought popped in my head my face turned bright red. “Yeah come on sexy rainbow!” lyra said in a mocking voice. Suddenly fluttershy flutterd over and layed me down. Lyra started to drool but bon bon quickly covered both of there eyes. I was scared... What would she do to me? My question was answered too soon, she opened my lips gently and tilted the bottle pouring the solution down my throat. “Flutter-” My words were interrupted by the tequila pouring down my throat. While it took fluttershy one sip it took me the rest of the bottle to get completely wasted. “Alrighty... moving on...” Bon bon said in a worried voice. She didn’t want lyra to get any 4 some ideas. “me first!!!!” lyra shouted in anticipation. they all gathered in a circle with the finished bottle in the center. lyra leaned in and spun it with her mouth. The bottle landed in the middle of rainbow dash and bon bon. Lyra leaned in and gave rainbow a soft kiss on the cheek and practically full makeout session with bonbon! and maybe hoof stuff too but I wasn’t paying close attention. My cheeks didn’t turn bright red like they would have had if I wasn’t highly intoxicated. Instead it made me want more. “Noww meeee!” fluttershy said rather slurred she took the bottle and spun it. it felt like it was spinning forever and ever. I wanted it to land on me so bad! I just couldn’t think strait!! and finally it stopped and thank god it landed on.... ME!!!!!!! “Come here you naughty rainy..” Fluttershy said in a seductive voice. “Umm!” bon bon interrupted eyeing the hungry lyra. Lets continue this in our rooms come on! bon bon tugged on lyras tail breaking here from her trance and nudged her over. “Lets lead our friends fluttershy and rainbow to there bedroom...” Suddenly I felt on top of the world I was so drunk and so happy that all worry and fear left my body in one small squeak. “Save that for the bedroom bon bon said less worried and more mad. They dropped us off in a small room filled with cabinets and drawers with one bed. “There you go! bye!” bon bon slammed the door and led her mare fried to there bedroom. Even though lyra was pleading to stay and watch. The door slamming so hard caused a box of toys and other things to fall on the floor... Fluttershy licked her lips.... The rest was all a blur..
And that's why i'm the element of loyalty!“Yawwn” I rolled over not remembering a single thing that was going on. I always had a in head alarm clock set to 5:00 to practice for someday joining the wonderbolts. I slowly opened my eyes to a slight pain in my back. I looked around.... I sat there in shock for a moment... The room was covered in various liquids and toys all over the ground of different shapes and sizes. And next to me was fluttershy. I could barely remember last night, all I knew is that i made a huge mistake! I wasn’t sure what to do, I had 5 hours before fluttershy, lyra or bon bon woke up. I have to say this was pretty low... But I never like to deal with... problems. I slowly stepped off of the bed and quietly opened the window. It was pretty nice outside. The sun was just being raised with the sparkly glow of celestia’s magic. “OH RAINY MOR MORE!”” I spun around,fear rushing through my body, oh its just fluttershy sleep talking. I suddenly blushed and my forehead started to burn from remembering a little more of last night. Quicker than ever I flew out the window into the shining sunlight, getting brighter and brighter, when all of the sudden... “OW” I banged into someone really hard. Ughhh I forgot, my flying was super clumsy because of my giant hang over “sorry..” I mumbled wanting to go so I could get practicing. “Um thats okay..” I looked down it was twilight. All of the sudden our eyes locked. Her purple fur suddenly turned 3 shades redder and I blushed too remembering what happened the other night, with twilight and trixy. “Twilight...” I said breaking the awkward silence. “Rainbow dash... I need to talk to you..” “Here? Now? But I-” suddenly a glow of purple magic surrounded my body. Lifting me making me feel warm, when all of the sudden it stopped and we were in twilights bathroom. She used her magic to lock the door. “Ha..ha....” I was suddenly worried, what was she going to do to me? A memory spell? Oh I cant possibly forget last night! “Rainbow” Twilight interupted, my thoughts. I said nothing I was beyond scared straight! “Listen trixy is not my mare friend! That would be in pure and disgusting!” she said in a teacher like voice. “Then what were yo-” “Were just... Sexual partners...” She looked down in embarrassment. “Celestia said that its normal for a young mare to be curious... But do you promise to keep this a secret?” “Pinkie promise!” “Cross your heart hope to fly?” “Stick a cupcake in my eye!” Twilights image suddenly changed in my head, from a nerdy pony to a super sexy one. I liked this new twilight! “Hey twi now that were being honest... can you keep a secret?” I whispered. “Sure anything!” her purple eyes beamed with curiosity. “I.. If@#%ed fluttershy..” I mumbled “What?” “I f@#%ed fluttershy...” “Louder?” “I F@#%ED FLUTTERSHY!!!!!” suddenly a small baby voice came from the library. It was spike. “What does f@#%ed mean?” He said in an innocent voice. Me and twilight blushed knowing that he heard everything. “Huhuhhuh..” I said in a slightly nervous giggle. I unlocked the door and zoomed out escaping twilights magic trying to hold me back. Great! Now I ran away from two ponies! And thats why I’m the element of loyalty! as soon as I was far away from twilights it was already 6 o’clock. I fluttered down to the ground. Trying my hardest to not let my hangover get the best of me and hurt anypony. I decided to head over to sugar cube corner for a daisy and grass smoothie with extra caffeine. That always woke me up after a hangover. I have to admit yesterday was one of the most confusing days of my life. But in a good way, a good kind of confusing. I opened the chocolaty door liking my fingers as it flung open. A pink colored cute mare jumped in My face. Her hair boinged in all different directions and her cutie mark stood out with two blue and one yellow ballons, it was pinkie. “Hi dashy!” “Um hey pinkie...” “So do you wanna play a prank?!?!?!” “Umm not ri-” “Thats great i was thinking of playing one on fluttershy, no twilight, ohhhh how about aj? oh no we must play one on... RARRITY! yes rarrity!!!!!!!” “ok fine.” Maybe playing a prank on some pony will cheer me up. Block out all the bad things I have done. And all the questions I have. Pinkie pie grabbed me by the ear. “I have just the right prank for her!”
