Rainbow Dash's first love?

“Yawwn” I rolled over not remembering a single thing that was going on. I always had a in head alarm clock set to 5:00 to practice for someday joining the wonderbolts. I slowly opened my eyes to a slight pain in my back. I looked around.... I sat there in shock for a moment... The room was covered in various liquids and toys all over the ground of different shapes and sizes. And next to me was fluttershy. I could barely remember last night, all I knew is that i made a huge mistake! I wasn’t sure what to do, I had 5 hours before fluttershy, lyra or bon bon woke up. I have to say this was pretty low... But I never like to deal with... problems. I slowly stepped off of the bed and quietly opened the window. It was pretty nice outside. The sun was just being raised with the sparkly glow of celestia’s magic.

“OH RAINY MOR MORE!”” I spun around,fear rushing through my body, oh its just fluttershy sleep talking. I suddenly blushed and my forehead started to burn from remembering a little more of last night. Quicker than ever I flew out the window into the shining sunlight, getting brighter and brighter, when all of the sudden...

“OW” I banged into someone really hard. Ughhh I forgot, my flying was super clumsy because of my giant hang over “sorry..” I mumbled wanting to go so I could get practicing.

“Um thats okay..” I looked down it was twilight. All of the sudden our eyes locked. Her purple fur suddenly turned 3 shades redder and I blushed too remembering what happened the other night, with twilight and trixy.

“Twilight...” I said breaking the awkward silence.

“Rainbow dash... I need to talk to you..”

“Here? Now? But I-” suddenly a glow of purple magic surrounded my body. Lifting me making me feel warm, when all of the sudden it stopped and we were in twilights bathroom. She used her magic to lock the door.

“Ha..ha....” I was suddenly worried, what was she going to do to me? A memory spell? Oh I cant possibly forget last night!

“Rainbow” Twilight interupted, my thoughts. I said nothing I was beyond scared straight! “Listen trixy is not my mare friend! That would be in pure and disgusting!” she said in a teacher like voice.

“Then what were yo-”

“Were just... Sexual partners...” She looked down in embarrassment. “Celestia said that its normal for a young mare to be curious... But do you promise to keep this a secret?”

“Pinkie promise!”

“Cross your heart hope to fly?”

“Stick a cupcake in my eye!” Twilights image suddenly changed in my head, from a nerdy pony to a super sexy one. I liked this new twilight!

“Hey twi now that were being honest... can you keep a secret?” I whispered.

“Sure anything!” her purple eyes beamed with curiosity.

“I.. If@#%ed fluttershy..” I mumbled

“What?”

“I f@#%ed fluttershy...”

“Louder?”

“I F@#%ED FLUTTERSHY!!!!!” suddenly a small baby voice came from the library. It was spike.

“What does f@#%ed mean?” He said in an innocent voice. Me and twilight blushed knowing that he heard everything.

“Huhuhhuh..” I said in a slightly nervous giggle. I unlocked the door and zoomed out escaping twilights magic trying to hold me back. Great! Now I ran away from two ponies! And thats why I’m the element of loyalty! as soon as I was far away from twilights it was already 6 o’clock. I fluttered down to the ground. Trying my hardest to not let my hangover get the best of me and hurt anypony. I decided to head over to sugar cube corner for a daisy and grass smoothie with extra caffeine. That always woke me up after a hangover. I have to admit yesterday was one of the most confusing days of my life. But in a good way, a good kind of confusing.

I opened the chocolaty door liking my fingers as it flung open. A pink colored cute mare jumped in My face. Her hair boinged in all different directions and her cutie mark stood out with two blue and one yellow ballons, it was pinkie.

“Hi dashy!”

“Um hey pinkie...”

“So do you wanna play a prank?!?!?!”

“Umm not ri-”

“Thats great i was thinking of playing one on fluttershy, no twilight, ohhhh how about aj? oh no we must play one on... RARRITY! yes rarrity!!!!!!!”

“ok fine.” Maybe playing a prank on some pony will cheer me up. Block out all the bad things I have done. And all the questions I have. Pinkie pie grabbed me by the ear. “I have just the right prank for her!”