Princess Celestia was very businesslike when she brought me to the castle, as I saw it. The very way she walked gave it away. The royal guards, as always, seemed so attentive and loyal and BORING. I wished I could "liven them up" a little with just a little prank, but that would get me put back to a statue of stone in a jiffy. So I continued to hover above the ground, following the Princess to her throne room. Suddenly, she turned to look at me, very sharply.

"WHY are you staring at me? I find that very rude. You can look at my eyes when you talk, but when I get looked at like that, I find it mean," I said, with my usual slightly sarcastic tone. After a short sigh, she looked at my eyes, but less like she was trying to shoot lasers out of her own eyes that would shoot a hole right through my antler and horn.

"Discord, please refrain to being less silly. Now, obviously, I wouldn't chose to bring you out of that stone cage unless times were desperate," here she paused, and I muttered, "Well, doesn't that make me feel welcome," which made her temporarily going back to that laser-eye stare, and then she continued after clearing her throat.

"Now, as I was saying, times are desperate. Your father, King Tumult, has declared war on all of Equesteria, after he learned what happened to you, as he wanted to bring you back. My father, Sir Concord, has also declared war on us, because he was unhappy with how I was defeated by what he heard was a "mere changeling", but was actually the queen of them, but he never heard that. So, he declared war after Luna and I refused to give up the throne to our, very annoying, little sisters. Luna and I agreed that the only way to stop this war was to summon you, and have Fluttershy make you use your magic for good. Now, your orders are to give a warning to Alicornin, and make Draconequarp retreat, as they have already attacked. Now, first of all, you'll need to summon some companions to help. Yes, I know you're capable of that," she said, with a serious look on her face.

So I thought of what to summon, and within five minutes, I had a look on my face that nearly screamed "Eureka!" So, I snapped my beard, and suddenly, three standing cat/dog/monkey mutants appeared out of nowhere. They were mostly black-furred, but had white feet and faces, with noses like the ones you see on clowns. They all were wearing white gloves, with the tallest one also wearing some cargo pants and a belt, the youngest wearing a pink skirt, and the middle one wearing a red baseball cap and and a blue sweater. The middle one was apparently in the middle of a song.

"... Capital of Ohio. There's Montgom- Oh, this isn't the classroom, this is a palace. Ooo, hello pony nurse!" he exclaimed, with his tongue sticking out, causing saliva to get all over the castle's floors while he was talking. His sister simply sighed, "Boys," and then their older brother said, "Well, hello, who are you? Why are we here-" and I cut him off.

"I am Discord, and she is Princess Celestia. Now, I'll need you three to conjugate as one-" here the oldest one said, "Goodnight everybody," and I continued after banging my lion paw on my face and stretching it down. "As I was saying, you must act as if you were joined together as one, in order to help me. Here, I will tell you why you are here, and the history of this land." So I did. When I ended, the oldest sibling had something to say.

"Wait wait wait, you're telling me that these young looking "Alicorns" are actually over five THOUSAND years old? What anti-aging trick are they using? Are they sucking the blood of children? Are they doing something dirty to children? Are you lying about why we're here, just so those old hags can suck our blood, and possibly something else? Hmm?" Everyone ( I say everyone because, oddly enough, there were royal guards still here in the room), besides himself, his brother, and me, did some form of facepalm. I personally found it hilarious, but I am a spirit of chaos, so naturally I do have a different sense of humor from other beings.

"No no, dear ... erm, who are you? My friend here says the truth. I promise. You have my, quite literally, immortal word," Celestia promised. The oldest one nodded his head, and then said, "Well, to answer your question, I'm Yakko! My brother is Wakko, and my sister is Dot. We're the Warner Brothers!" and his sister said, "And sister too!"

"Well, Yakko, despite the pure absolute hilarity of your statement, we must get down to business. Yakko, I'm about to snap my fingers, and you'll gain wings. As will you, Wakko, and you, Dot. Then you must follow me, and we'll do some things before we officially begin dest- I mean, pacifying Draconequarp and Alicornin," I ordered, with a smirk on my face. Wakko nodded his head to say "yes", and he, along with his siblings, stood attentively. They even saluted, which made me laugh a little inside. These kids were absolutely hilarious! As I said I would, I snapped my fingers, and poof! they grew wings.

"Wow, I have wings now?" said "Dot". "Why yes, Dottie," I answered, and then she slapped me on the face. "I am Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Third, but you can call me Dot, BUT NEVER DOTTIE!" she shouted in anger. I wish I could have seen my face, because it made the "Yakko" boy laugh like a maniac! I was beginning to have a little too much fun, if that was possible.

"Well, "Dot", I am sorry for offending you. Now, you three, follow me, we need to begin our quest now." And with those words from my mouth, we took off.

Author's Note

Oh Wakko.
Anyways, I think I did a good job on this.