Weapons of Mass Discord

"Gotcha!" said a figure behind me when I was flying across the sea. I recognized the figure as Princess Celestia when I turned around and attempted to bolt. She caught me with her hooves. "Oh Discord, you know that I didn't have you reformed only for the war," she whispered sexually into my ear. I suddenly figured out who this was; she was too nice to be Molestia, as I encountered her once, so this was who I call "Banana Princess", who once set a man's house on fire, ignored him, and then sent him to the moon. She also invaded me a long time ago, and well, we had fun. However, she began to try to send me to the moon, and that made me not want to deal with her ever again. Princess Celestia managed to get rid of Molestia and the Banana Princess, but now the Banana Princess was back!

"Goodnight everybody!" said the oldest of those monkey dog things.

"Ooh, so the rumors are true about you and Celestia, Discord?" said the new pony. I made a mental note to ask him what his name was soon.

"What? No no, this is the Banana Princess, as I call her. You may have heard that a grey earth pony was found, immortalized by the near-vacuum state, which makes ponies become immortal for whatever reason, was found on the moon? She set his house on fire once and later sent him to the moon. Very very long ago, she also invaded me, and we did things not appropriate to be said over a waterpony school. Then she tried to send me to the moon. She was expelled from our galaxy by Celestia herself, but she's back now," I explained. Yakko looked at me with a disgusted look on his face. However, I still needed to get rid of this demon. Suddenly, I had the perfect idea. According to Celestia, beings like this could be destroyed easily, just throw an octopus at them! So I said, "Well, I guess we can have more privacy in the sea." I knew that we were over an octopus garden.

"Well, Discord, last time we were on the moon, I recall? The sea would be a nice change," commented she.

We were in the sea in two minutes. Suddenly, I went to the octopus's garden, took the octopus, and threw it at her.

"AAAAHHHH! Why? You terrible chaos god!" she shouted, as she started to fade away. I decided I would rest in the octopus garden for a little while, and think of what to do. That's when I had the vision.

"Diiiiisssscoooord, Diiiissssscooooord..." whispered a female voice into my ear. I was in an empty word, and every word noise was echoed one thousand times, as it seemed. "Diiiisssscoooord, I'm heeeerrre. Your father never really killed me," it said again. I suddenly recognized the voice as my late mother's. I began to make the noise that one makes when you try to hold back crying.

"M-mommy?" I said, trying to hold back my tears.

"Yessss, meeee, your mommmy..." whispered Queen Entropy, in my ear, it seemed. "Diiissscord, make sure to help the Princesssss, so I can actually die, as I wished toooo," she ordered. I nodded my head. Now I had another reason to do this; I don't know how it would let her actually die, but I know how it felt to be stuck with no one in a realm like this for a long time, except she must have been here for one million years. A Draconequus can die, but sometimes they go to a realm like this. Seconds seem like years in this type of place. I knew that a real death was better than all of this.

"Discord, wake up, you've been asleep for hours! The octopus is almost back, we need to hurry!" said a deep, Trottingham-refined voice. I knew that I had to wake up. I wander how I managed to float when I was asleep. After opening my eyes, I could see those children playing a game of cards ... it seems I conjure up random things when having visions like that, because I saw other things too.

"My bad, I suppose I will have to be more careful next time. Now, you say the octopus is coming? We should hurry now. Tell the children to stop playing go fish, and to start following me. I think land is nearby," I said. The was-unicorn-now-pegasus nodded and got the siblings to come over to me.

"Erm ... so what are we doing now?" asked the middle one.

"I think there is land somewhere near us, and we are going to go to it. Now, follow me!" I ordered.

After an hour or so, we reached land. Sure, I could tell you of the sea monsters we fought, or I should say, I destroyed, the pirates that we made friends with but turned out to just want to rob us, and everything else, but that would be dreadfully boring. So, we landed, and, from the looks of it, we were now in Alicornin.