One thousand years.....of being trapped in a endless void... I miss home, What happened you ask? well some shit went down I’ll tell you that much. My aunt sent me here to protect me, though I insisted I could kick what ever’s ass that needed to be kicked, But what she told me was ‘Watch your language’ and ‘It’s for your own good’. For my own good my ass, after 100 years I started talking to myself, worser, I started making up imaginary friend’s to talk too.
The good thing was that at least is I can watch Equestria, I’ve watched the elements showdown with discord ( I remember him, Nice guy before he went all evil and chaotic and stuff. ) and all their other adventures.
My aunt ‘Princess Celestia’ tried to bring me back but this void wouldn’t let me go, I guess the void thought there was something still out there that was a danger to me, But tonight I gotta feeling that i’m going home.....well I always feel like that actually, but I just stopped crying about being alone 600 years ago.
Suddenly a sphere surrounded me and started flying away with me with it.
“The fuq?!” I yelled as I was confused and slightly scared about what was happening.
‘Where is this taking me? I mean theres no where to take me to- HOLY SH-!!!’ was my last thought as I saw a garden and felt the impact and then blackness.
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Celestia had been reading a newspaper when there was a scream then a loud explosion which rocked the entire palace.
Celestia sat up and ran to the door to find guards rushing to the gardens, She ran as fast as she could to the gardens to see smoke everywhere, she with her guards ran toward the crater and were in for a pleasant suprise.
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Hangover X50, is the only word way to describe how much my head hurts right now apperantly that damn sphere crashed me into a garden.....wait... GARDEN!, I sat up and looked around and I was almost about to cry... I was home...after a thousand years i’m finally home!
“YEEEEEAHHHHHH!!!!!” I yelled at the top of my lungs expressing my joy but I was suddenly tackled to the ground by a guard, more or less another pony, it’s been one-thousand years of course i’m excited to see someone else that isn’t a figment of my imagination.
“Who are you?!” He yelled at me pinning me to the ground.
“Me? oh yes, I am your prince so I suggest you get off of me before I kick your ass, Bro” I stated, he merely looked at me then started laughing as if I was insane.....Okay maybe a little bit but come on! one-thousand years of nothingness does stuff to you!
“Yeah right! there is no prince you maniac!” He said to me, I needed him to believe me but he wouldn’t, But I understand why, it’s been a thousand years of course the pony’s forgot about me.
“I’m not lying, now please get off of me.”
“I don’t take orders from you!”
“Bitch, I own you practically, now get off of me and bow mothafucka” I stated which of course he reponded like any other pony would.He raised his hoof and prepared to beat the living shit outta me.
“You little-!” He said as he was interrupted by a very familar voice.
“Stand down, sargent!” This familar voice said, reluctantly the guard lowered his hoof and got off of me.
I got to my hooves and looked to where the voice had come from and was suprised to see who it was but very happy to see at the same time.
“Edentify yourself strange-” She stopped as she saw me, her eyes widened in shock and happiness and a few tears started to form in her eyes, same for me as well.
“...Blaze?....” Celestia asked with tears in her eyes, the guards and survents looked on in utter confusion as me and celestia seemed on the verge of tears.
“Sister what is happ-*gasp*” Luna said as she flew down into the courtyard and upon seeing me gasped and seemed on the verge of tears as well.
Celestia walked up to me tears still in her eyes and placed her hoof on my cheek.
“Blaze....is it really you?” She asked looking at me.
“Yes, auntie....it is.” I said as she broke down crying and hugged me, Luna doing the same, The guards and servents looked on confused as to what was happening.
“Oh blaze, we missed you so much.” Luna said while her and celestia hugged me to the point where I swore I heard my bones cracking, But I was still so happy right now, I mean I’ve never been happier than I am right now.
“I missed you too auntie Luna.” I said as I returned the hug and I couldn’t hold back and I cried on her shoulder, One-thousand years of misery and pain being cried out right there before everyone.
“Shhhh, it’s alright, everything’s okay now....”Celestia said as she ran her hoof through my mane, her voice comforting me. I continued to cry for two minutes until I stopped and we all had calmed down and we caught up with eachother, well.....I caught up with them I don’t have anything to talk about, what was I gonna tell them? nothing, couse I did nothing but ejaculate and talk to myself.
After a while they declared they would set a national holiday in my honor and we would celeberate tommorow, with that celestia had one of her guards lead me to my room.
I jumped on the bed and layed down and let out a relaxing ‘sigh’.
‘Today is the best day of my life, I get back home, I get a holiday in my honor and most importantly I get to see my aunts again and most good of all, I’m not alone anymore! goodbye imaginary friends.’
Were my thoughts as I layed in bed, I felt my eyes grow heavy and I drifted off to sleep smiling.
‘One thousand years of being wide awake takes a toll on you....’ I thought as I lay face first in my bed. I had been looking forward to going out and celebrating....about me, and my return and stuff, But i’m way too tired to get up. I also wanted to meet my cousins, But for some reason the name Blueblood, sounds like a real asshole....huh, I guess i’ll find out later.
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
“Who is it?!” I yelled at the door charging up a my horn in frustration. I really just wanted sleep right now.
“Hello, it’s cadence, you’re cousin.” She said. I practically killed myself getting out of my bed, well more like launching out of my bed to meet the door with my face. *LIKE A BOSS*
I recovered from me face planting the door and opened it for me to see maybe the most Beautiful mare in the universe.
‘Kinda Sucks we’re cousins now....’ I thought as I looked at her....Just amazing, absolutely AMAZING, SHE GOTZ ZE MAGIC....ahem....back to the situation.
“....Hey.....what’s up?” She looked me over for a few minutes and that’s when I noticed some stallion standing next to her. He has a long blue mane and white fur and has that heroic look going on, and he’s a unicorn. He looked at me and I looked back at him, right then cadence spoke up.
“Oh, Shining this is my cousin Blaze, Blaze my husband Shining armor.” My eyes widened at ‘Husband’ and I realized Shining must be the luckiest guy in Equestria. I looked at him and concentrated my magic and I went into his thoughts.
‘I may not know cadence, couse I just got back, But you take care of her or so help me I will disembowel you. Got it?’
‘Are you seriously threatining me?’
‘Yes. Yes I am, Problem?’
‘Yes. There is a very big problem’ He said as he scowled at me.
‘Well come at me, dude’
‘Fine.’
I looked back at him and he scowled and glared at me and I did the same. Cadence was confused as to why me and shining were having our little standoff. After a couple seconds I spoke up.
“Cadence, could you give me and Shining armor a minute alone please?” I asked still glaring at him.
“Umm....okay?” She said.
“Thanks, Now. Shining, I believe we have some matters to attend to...”
“Indeed.” He replied through gritted teeth. He walked into my room and I closed the door behind me, locking it too. Me and shining stared for what felt like years.
“Well? your move.....captain” I snarled at him. He glared at me and smiled. Him being captain of the guard I know that this isn’t gonna be easy.
“With pleasure...” He said. He charged his horn and caught me offguard and blasted me with a bolt of magic. I flew back and hit the dresser HARD and I felt pain coursing through my back.
“Alright....bring it on.”
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One fight later......
Shame. Is the word to describe how I feel right now. First of all I got my ass kicked by a unicorn.....and i’m a alicorn......Sad. Cadence was pretty pissed when I came flying through the door and shining shooting relentlessly at me with his bolts. The guards tried to brake us up, the key word being tried. Then finally celestia came and zapped both of us and sent shining off with close to no punishment but I saw the look he got from cadence and I gotta say.....I do not want to be him when he gets home. I think Celestia’s forgot that I’m not a little colt anymore becouse she told me I was Grounded and said she was gonna take away my toys and then I told her I had no toys and she’s just all ‘Oh....’ But I’m scared I’m gonna wake up in a diaper or worse....She makes me a colt again. (Hint Hint, Wink Wink)
My thoughts were interrupted as I walked into somebody.
“Sorry, I wasn’t paying attention to where I was goi-”
“Silence! I will have yo-....wait, you’re that ‘Blaze’ aren’t you?” He said. I looked up and saw that he was a white unicorn with a blond mane and was wearing a nice outfit.
“Umm...yeah. who are you?” He stood up.
“I am prince Blueblood.” He pronounced.
‘Blueblood? why does that sound familar.....oh yeah he’s my cousin. DUH!’
“OH, hey! you’re my cousin! yo, cous. what’s up? what’s goin’ down.” He looked offended. EXTREMELY offended.
“Well I never! what kind of low life scum are you!?” He yelled at me. Now I know why his name sounded like a asshole. He’s one of the snobby type of pony’s.....that I love pissing off.
“the kind who enjoys life, dick.” Now he was PISSED. he looked at me and scowled with disgust at me.
“I am far too busy to deal with you right now so I will make my leave, scoundral.” He then turned and walked away from till he was out of my sight.
Today had already been to much and I really wanted to nap right now......and plan my move against armor for he will now get away with beating me so easily.
I walked to my room. Threw my-self on the bed and fell asleep excited about going out to the town tomorrow.....or city as I should say.
