Magic: The Beginning

by Witty Joke

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Human, Dark, Alternate Universe, Romance
Length: 1535

You are the most revered student at the University. Destiny decided you needed to change for better or for worse. You mages never get it easy do you?

The University. The only place you have ever known. You thought your life was simple,and was going to be forever simple. Who knew the key to life was an enemy who will stop at nothing to see you dead, and a shit ton of crazy?

Edited by Fat1thatyoulove

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-11-17 07:02:14 UTC

Dreams

Chapter 2 Dreams

Blackness.

Nothingness.

You look at yourself and see your white sweatshirt and blue jeans. You attempt speech."Hello?" You sigh in relief. Then it hits you like a freight train.

You remember this dream. He's back again. You feel your face flush as he approaches. There is no floor, yet you can hear his footsteps; like nails on a chalk board. At least he didn't make your manhood significantly smaller. Again. The scratching gets louder and then you begin to smell him, a horrible odor that you have always linked to the smell of million dead bodies, not that you know what they smell like but it’s your best guess.

"Hello, anon." it rasps like a dehydrated desert explorer. You don’t respond, the words stop in your throat."Silent this time?" it says in a voice that sounds genuinely concerned."No.""Good, we have business."

Come on dude just accept.

I won’t do this. I can't.

"I hope you won't turn me down. She would be so upset."

She?

"She?" you ask. Its voice started playful but ended menacingly. " Oops, I let it slip. Ahh well it's not like you can stop it. He'll come and unless you have the balls to do what I say, he will tear you worthless heart out!" This caused you to start laughing. "You think you can hurt me? I'm impervious to your threats!" you spit.

"Yes...for now." Now you realized you'd closed your eyes. Against your better judgment you open them.

HOLYFUCKTHATSSCARY.

Its skin was a waxy yellow that was rotting off his bones that were already exposed in some places. Even though it had no lower jaw, just skin hanging where his cheeks should be, it could speak. Its legs were human but the feet only had three toes and ended in talons. It had arms, although there were six and ended with two feet long blades of bone at the end of them. Its eyes were milky white and held no life and its head only contained a few strains of hair.

This isn't even his final form!

Shut up....

"Soon you will have a change of heart. And when you do I will get what I want!"he growled.

He reared his arm back and thrust it at your chest.

More unconsciousness? Grand.

Powers

"Anon! Come on man wake up." said Alex with a edge of worry in his voice."Let me sleep you redcoat bastard!" You yell trying to sleep as much as possible before the exam."Come on man you NEED to see this!" If he just wanted you to watch Discord's defeat for the 26th time you would fucking murder him. "Maybe he's still in shock?" came a voice with a thick southern accent. "Who wouldn't be after all that blood loss." Blood loss? "What happened?" you ask. "Welllllll......"

Flashback!

"I seriously don't get why you guys think this place is scary OHMYGOD MANTICORE!" Yelled Alex carrying your unconscious self over his shoulder. How he got so strong doing nothing besides eating cheetos and watching My Little Pony you will never know. As the manticore began to advance Alex ran as fast as his english legs could carry him. The manicore lashed out, and instead of hitting Alex raked its claws against your back, leaving three very deep cuts running from your waist to your shoulder. "Fuck!" you yelled still unconscious. Just then a brilliant White light surrounded you both and found ourselves inside a cottage at the edge of the forest.

End Flashback!

"And here you are!" Alex exclaimed With a gesture to the room surrounding you. " Uh-huh. So where are we?" You ask, already fearing the answer. This is the third time this has happened in a month. "Equestria!" Please be joking. "Alex I made tea.... I mean if thats alright...." Joy he WASN'T joking. "Yeah thats perfect Fluttershy, please come in." Alex Replies. You think back to waking up on the river bank. Twilight was a pony definitely, but she shimmered as if under an illusion spell. Just as that thought crossed your mind the door swung open. You fully expected a small yellow pegasus, but instead were graced by two beautiful women that happen to have wings and fur.

Holy shit that's hot!

No. Just.....no.

In your self confessing stupor your eyes fall on the cyan blue girl with magenta eyes. she noticed this, "What are you looking at?" she said with a hint of annoyance. You quickly averted your gaze and noticed a girl with a plaid shirt, denim shorts, and a stetson cowboy hat to tie it all together. You catch yourself staring at this girl as well, so you shifted your gaze to accommodate all three of them.

The cowgirl had light blond hair with orange fur, the blue girl was wearing athletic shorts and a jersey, with hair that covered the entire rainbow spectrum. Finally the girl carrying the tea tray had butter yellow fur and nice pink hair to go with, she wore a yellow sweatshirt and sweatpants, matching her fur. Both the blue and yellow girl sported wings. The rainbow girl and the cowboy gave you suspicious looks as you looked at them.

What were their names?

Rainbow Dash and Applejack.

You also take stock of your surroundings, you lay upon a bed with forest green blankets. A bedside table held a plate of toast and eggs. No meat. Damn. Those two things are the only pieces of furniture in the room.(Also the author got lazy while writing this part.)

"I didn't know what you would want to drink so I made you tea... if thats ok...."

Damn thats cute.

"Thank you," you reply. "Did you treat my wounds?" you ask feeling the bandages wrapped around your torso and over the right shoulder. Her only response is to nod feverishly. "Thank you again." you say worrying she might be afraid of you. She merely hid behind her hair in response, sporting a small flush of embarrassment. You merely smile than a thought crosses your mind.

"Hey why did you guys look like ponies when we first saw you?"

"Dunno," replied Rainbow Dash. "Twi went to library to look it up."

You sat in silence, waiting for Twilight. As you wait your mind begin to wander. Naturally, you thought about your predicament. Would you ever get home? Maybe Twilight knew a spell? Depressing yourself, your mind wandered once again, more specifically, to boobs. The University was an all boys school, so the only female you'd ever seen was your mom.

Don't even go there!

So you wandered back to breasts, and your penis thought it would be great to focus on the girls in front of you.

Thankfully Fluttershy choose this moment to speak up.

"Um... would you like some tea?"

"Yes  please."

ARE YOU BEING KIND!?!

...

I'M FREAKING OUT DUDE.

You snapped back to see Fluttershy trip. Everything seemed to go into slow motion as the tray flew at you. At the height of its arc, you thrusted out your conscious, suspending everything in mid-air. The girls stared, slack-jawed, as you replaced the contents and placed the tray on the bed side table.

"How did you do that without a horn?"

All attention turned to the door which now graced a lavender fured girl with a horn, shadowed by a green haired teen."A special pheromone exists in me and Alex's body, allowing us to do magic." you explained.She does not reply, instead summons a piece of parchment and a quil and begins writing what you said down."What else can you do?" She asks. "Nothing," you reply. "Humans have unique magic sets." She writes this down as well, "What can you do?" she asks Alex. He doesn't say anything, but proceeds to take his clothes off.

"D-d-dude what are you doing?" inquires the teen. The girls say nothing as they are mesmerized by his abs.When he is completely naked he turns invisible. By now Fluttershy has fainted and the teens nose is bleeding. "Damn puberty." He mumbles but nobody hears him, and he takes the opportunity to stare at Fluttershy's chest.

"You could have just told them!" you spit. "Yes but you gave a demonstration." he quirks back innocently.

"You made the yellow one faint!" Said a chirper voice its owner coming seemingly out of the wall.

"Pinkie, would you not do that. It's quite unlady like to bust into somponys room like that!" at this the green haired teen froze up, and an indigo haired woman with white fur came in the room, at this moment, Alex became visible again, still completely naked. "Besides, we ne-GAH!!" She instantly began to blush, and averted her eyes as Alex began redressing.

"What?"

Public(kinda) Sevice(not really) Announcment

Hey guys/girls/whatever, I bet you are thinking 'yay update' or 'who the fuck does this guy think he is, updatin dis shit'.

Well, sadly/thankfully this is neither. I've spent a lot of time thinking while I was writing Spikes Inferno, and I realize I could have handled this fic a lot better. So now I ask you this.

Should I continue as is, or reboot this hot mess?

Leave your response in the penis section below.