“Tell me, Fluttershy, did it ever occur to you that your life is a little… boring?” Discord asked as the butter-yellow pegasus fed her animal friends.

“Oh, it’s not that boring at all, if you look at it the right way!” She said enthusiastically. “Why, there’s all my animal friends, and we play together, and occasionally have picnics, and of course there’s watching Rainbow Dash practice, that’s always exciting! Too exciting, sometimes!” She rambled on, not noticing Discord’s prolonged gagging expression. When she turned around though, he was back on his best behavior, at least by appearances, and she quickly returned to trying to cajole Angel into eating something healthy.

“Yes, yes, I suppose you’re right, but surely you can’t be happy with everything being the same all the time,” he pointed out. “Every day, it’s your little animal friends, all day long, and occasionally going to spend time with your friends. Now, I’ll admit that time spent with me is hardly ever dull, but there’s only so much I can do! I’ll never understand how you ponies didn’t go completely mad from everything being so… normal… before I came along.”

Pinkie Pie popped out of the bushes, glaring pointedly at the draconequus through the window before slowly sliding back down out of sight.

“Ah, yes. You make an excellent point,” he mused.

“What was that, Discord?” Fluttershy asked, glancing away from Angel long enough for a flick of Discord’s tail to transmute Angel’s bowls of sliced carrots into a lavish slice of carrot cake. The bunny looked at it suspiciously, before grabbing it and hurrying back into his hutch.

“Oh, nothing. I’m just utterly astounded how you put up with such a… mundane life. You’ve finished your chores for the morning, Fluttershy, why don’t we go have some fun? Come with me, my dear, we’ll be the toast of the town!” He exclaimed, standing suddenly and taking her hooves in his paw and claw, swinging her around him enthusiastically. “Just imagine it, tapioca as far as the eye can see!”

“Discord!” Fluttershy protested, trying to sound stern but failing utterly. “You’re supposed to use your powers for good now!”

“…You’re saying you’d prefer chocolate?” He asked after a moment, cocking his equine head slightly.

Fluttershy shook her head with an indulgent giggle. He had been surprisingly good lately, after all. But how would she think of something for them to do that wouldn’t….

Oh, Fluttershy, you shouldn’t… you couldn’t!

She looked Discord up and down, thinking about the idea that had popped into her head.

And he wouldn’t!

Unless….

“All right, Discord,” she said, fighting off a grin. “If I can come up with something you’ve never done before, we’ll do that together. If I can’t, then we’ll do whatever you’d like, as long as nopony gets hurt.”

“Inconveniencing acceptable?” Discord asked, considering her offer. Not that she would ever come up with something he hadn’t done before, of course, but he didn’t want to be on the hook for a dull afternoon either way!

“As long as you clean up your mess when you’re done,” Fluttershy said in a motherly tone.

“Well, that does take half the fun out of flooding the town with tapioca, but… all right, deal,” he said resolutely. “Now, what have you got in mind that I, Discord, ancient immortal spirit of chaos have never done before?” He asked her smugly.

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“You know… I’d thought that perhaps you might have suggested something a little less… bold,” Discord admitted as Angel tightened the straps holding him to an oaken X-frame. The patchwork beast was bound with thick, flat cords of bark and vine, nothing that he couldn’t get out of in a flash if he really wanted to, but… well, he had made a deal with Fluttershy, after all!

Angel jumped down from the X-frame, hopping over to Fluttershy’s side and indicating his handiwork. Fluttershy smiled at the bunny, leaning down to nuzzle him before looking at him quizzically, finally prodding his belly with a hoof.

“You know… I think you’re getting a little pudgy, mister. You’re going to have to get more exercise! I know it can’t be your diet….”

Angel shot Discord a glare, and then scampered out of Fluttershy’s bedroom, leaving the pony and ancient deity alone.

“Now, if you’re not comfortable, or if you’re scared, just say ‘rutabaga’ and I’ll let you down right away,” Fluttershy reassured him with a sweet smile.

“Seriously?” Discord asked in a deadpan tone of voice. “Oh, dearie my, I don’t know what I’ll ever do, I’m at the total mercy of the Element of Kindness! I certainly hope she doesn’t assault me with hugs and snuggles!” If he’d been able to move his hands, he’d have been mock-swooning. As it was, he settled for rolling his eyes all the way around in his head, showing the blank sclera at the back for a moment.

When they were pointing forward again, Fluttershy was giving him the same sweet smile she’d been giving him a moment before. It broadened even further, her eyelids dropping half way as her pupils slid up and down his body, from the tip of his mismatched horns, down his equine face and lutran body, to the bottom of his mismatched feet. Discord swallowed, wondering just what she was thinking.

“Oh, I don’t think you understand, Discord,” Fluttershy crooned, stepping closer to him, rubbing her face along the slick brown fur of his torso. “I am the Element of Kindness, and you are at my mercy. And shouldn’t you know best of all that sometimes… it’s kindest to be cruel?” She grinned up at him with an almost predatory hunger.

“You know, I think I’m starting to have second thoughts about this,” Discord decided.

“Just say the word, and I let you go,” Fluttershy promised. For a moment, Discord seriously considered it. He was already spending more time in one place than he ever had before, not counting aeons spent trapped in stone. Even if he could just teleport himself out, it somehow felt… wrong to do so. No, if he was getting out, he would have to have Fluttershy do it.

And yet, asking Fluttershy to let him go was out of the question! What would the other spirits think if Discord, all-mighty being of Chaos, had been psyched out of his first truly novel experience in centuries because he was scared by a pony? Fluttershy of all ponies!

No. He wasn’t going to break.

“Well, I suppose you know what you’re doing,” he said with an attempt at a nonchalant shrug.

“Oh, certainly,” Fluttershy promised, licking his fur before turning around, swishing her tail tantalizingly from side to side as she went back into the closet, coming out with a riding crop in her mouth. “Efter aww, I ‘ust ‘inished Fi’ty Shades o’ Neigh ‘ast ‘ight!”

“Last ni-IPE!” Discord’s disbelieving question was interrupted by the crop swishing through the air and smacking his scaled thigh roughly. “That stings!”

“’At’s de idea,” Fluttershy grinned wickedly up at him around the handle. She leaned in, nuzzling and licking lightly at the still-stinging patch, her hoof coming up to stroke his sheath lightly.

The sensation of that gentle, yet firm, touch against a part of his body that hadn’t felt another’s touch in far too long was enough to take his mind off of the stinging. Discord moaned shamelessly, his shaft starting to slide slowly out of its hiding place… and what a shaft it was! It was thick as a pony’s at the base, but split down the middle into two separate members, each one different from the other. The one farthest from his trunk had a ring of knobby growths at the base of it, while the one closest was covered in fine, stiff little hairs. Seeing the draconequus’ cock…s for the first time, Fluttershy was distracted from her focus on his leg, looking at it and cooing with interest.

“Oh my… I haven’t seen anything like it since Monty was visiting….”

“Montyyyyyohmygoodness!” Discord was interrupted again, something that he had to think was becoming almost rude at this point, but the feeling that interrupted him this time was much more welcome. Fluttershy had taken the long, knobbed shaft into her mouth, swallowing it like a seasoned pro as her hoof turned to take the barbed one in her pastern. Hoof and head moved in opposite directions, one sliding up as the other descended. It was a matter of moments before Discord was utterly unable to think about anything except for the pleasure coursing through his loins.

“Oh… nnngh… F-Fluttershy… I must say, you’re… hah! Oh my, I think I’m going –“ The incredible pleasure suddenly pulled away, leaving his shafts achingly stiff. “Hey!” He glared down at Fluttershy, who was looking up at him with mischief in her eyes.

“I need you to focus for a moment, Discord!” She giggled. “I need to know if you want me to go get some protection, or if you’re willing to deal with the possibility of little draconequus foals in a few months….” Discord’s eyes went wide at the very prospect.

Children? I’m too young and handsome to be tied down like that! But it will take her forever to… ah, yes!

“Never fear, my dear, Discord is here!” He grinned, snapping his fingers. There was a faint flash at the base of his shaft, attracting Fluttershy’s attention.

“Magic, just the thing for making sure there are no pesky chaos-kids, even without god-proof condoms!” Fluttershy pouted cutely up at him, before flying up to kiss him lightly on the lips.

“All right then! But no more cheating, Mister. I’ve got plans for you….”

“I’m sure you do, Mistress,” Discord nickered, giving her a kiss back. Then his mind was blown, yet again, as Fluttershy slowly sank through the air to begin sliding down his alien members.

You know, he decided, I don’t think I’ll mind this ‘staying in one place’ thing too much after all....

Author's Note

I'd had plans for Prompt 56, probably why this turned into Discordshy. Don't worry though - I've got plans for Flutters, and Discord, and it doesn't involve a prolonged dom/sub relationship.

That's what Rarity's here for!

And yes, I am working on extra smut for chapters 2 and 3....