A platter of cupcakes

by Grim Darkshine

Rating: teen
Tags: Pinkie Pie, Tragedy, Gore, Dark, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 981

Pinkamena goes on a rampage and must be stopped! A saga by Grim Darkshine

Why did pinkie pie do the things she did in cupcakes? It's a mystery to all and something she's been carrying her entire life...

Published 2014-08-15 14:00:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-08-15 14:00:03 UTC

bags of dough

asleep

Pinkie pie was asleep in sugarcube corner not crying to the outside world that she had to be a pony.

No, she was happy to be a pony in the bed of of randomness (she called it 'el super grando bed of sleping and monkey chese!') while her leg twitched and and gummy stared at her wondering what he had done to deserve this. Her snores woke the entire neighborhood as she slept, tearing a spacehole through time's delicate spacebrain and letting loose the spacedogs that started biting everyone with really sharp teeth and everyone started screaming and...

This was another one of pinkie pies dreams which been getting weirder and wieder ever since the thing happened.

The thing. The horrible muffin explosion that claimed literally thousands of billions of lives.

She woke up with a wake and dribbled away a tear and looked at gummy looking at her looking at. "what the matter gummy?" she asked the alligator, hopin' he would respond and get happy. gummy said nothing, s she woke up and walked downside to meet mr and mrs cake. ""hi mr. and mrs. cake she said," waving to they and expectin' a free cupcake for being nice.

"Sorry pinkie we dont have anything right now." mr. cake said while he was busy detersoying his family with rampant alcoholism and gambling problems at Las pegasus. The cakes were probably going to get a real bad divorce soon cause the twins were probably not his.

"hi mr cake!" she said, hoping for some more cupcakes.

"Not now pinkie," mr cake said, his beer level goin' up over .21 (like my dad :fluttercry:) and mrs cake just stood there. Anyway, pinkie went outside and saw twilight her bestest pony friend.

"Hi twilight" she said.

"Hi pinkie" Twilight sparkle said back.

"Hey did you know that the cakes are making cupcakes?" PP asked "no i didnt why" twilight said and spike seemed to nodd and smile.

"They are super duper Mooper Kooper delicious," pinkie yelled angrily, "you should try them!"

"i dunno know," twilight said "They don't seem to be very good I tried some once and i almost died."

"what?" fluttershy asked who had walked up and said nothing and also rainbow mash who had been punching a cloud because it owed her money.

"Hey twilight and pinkie and fluttershy," rainbow dash said to twilight and pinkie and fluttershy and pinkie (because there were two pinkies because she's random) and they all said hi back.

"So why do you hate cupcakes," Pinkie pie asked her lavender unicorn pony librarian friend.

"I don't hate cupcakes when did i say that" twilight said back to pinkie pie and a question mark appeared over her head and Spike chased a bird.

~Inside PP's mind~

pinkie's mind had been getting a lot worse since the thing happened and she new her mind was more and more and extra filled with crazy and thinking of random monkey cheese happy things. she was completely insane, and she was hit by a falshback as the cloud rainbow bash was beatin to death said it had a famuly to feed

"no pinkie pie dont!!" screamed rainbow dash when she got cut with pinkie's big knife

"cupakes!" pinkie pie screamed at the top of her lungs until she couldn't scream and then she screamed some more, "they will be delcious out of you."

Gummy sat in one corner, cautiously smoking his favorite pipe as he mused over one of his favorite philosophical books. His master's gory antics did not worry him, yet the screams of Rainbow Dash were most irksome.

"Pinkamena? Ma'am?" he asked in his high Canterlot accent, "While this momentary diversion is quite humorous, perhaps we should get back to the matter at hand, hm?"

"Gummy i said no more treats before bedtime!" she screamed before she plunged her knife back into rainbow dash, who had disappeared. "Huh?" Pinkamena (she had taken that name when she gutted rainbow dash she thought it was cool and she had forever given up her happy name Pinkie Pie) said when she woke up.

She woke up in a pile of garbage, and a calender that had been thrown away by truffle shuffle showed her that it had been over 350 years into the future. She smiled when she saw the date, and a thought minded its way through her brain and gave her a thought in her head

"I need to get a big fat shooting gun!" pinkie pie screamed. She ran to the closet gun shop, which was in Canterlot which had guns. The city seemed a lot different since it had all kinds of gizmos and doodads, but that didn't bother pinkie since she punched every pony that passed her way and cupcaked them.

"I need a gun in the futre!' she screamed again until she found a gun store that was in Canterlot.

"Hello welcome to shooty's how can can I help you in the future!"

"i need a future space gun!"

"Okay," the owner said and gave her a laser gun and pinkie shot him and rain outside and shot everyone.

Twilight sparkle and sweetie belle overhead the shooting, and twilight was overjoyed to see Pinkie (who was really Pinkamena), her friend she thought died a long time ago from death.

"pinkie!" twilight said happily "I'm so happy to see you!"

"same here!" sweetie belle squeaked...

"Shut up." pinkie pie said and shot sweetie belle.Sweetie belle exploded, and her ghost came out and pinkie killed that too.

"See you...in hell!" pinkie angrily shouted at twilight "Not pinkie anymore I is PDP and I's going to rule the future!" and she shot twilight and went to the graves of her friends and laughed.

"Hahahahahah!" she laughed with a chuckle, "now Equestria belongs to Pinkamena as soon as I get it!"

To be continued...