Rainbowdash comes out of the closet

by zombiebwains

Rating: teen
Tags: Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Scootaloo, Random
Length: 1075

This is a random fic were rainbowdash comes out of the closet and visites a gay bar

Well this is what the title says, this is a funny fic and have fun reading it Warning mild language
This is a random fic were rainbowdash comes out of the closet and visites a gay bar

Published 2013-01-21 21:20:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-01-21 21:20:02 UTC

RD comes out

RD comes out

Rainbowdash was scared and upset; she thought she would never have to tell her friends the truth.

“Its ok dash they’ll still think you’re awesome and cool, but what if they don’t.” RD said to herself

Rainbowdash was the only gay pony in Equestria to her wits, well except for her girlfriend Spitfire.

The two ponies had been dating for about two months now and no pony suspected a thing.

Rainbowdash finally got the courage to go to Twilights library were every pony was having their weekly meet up. As Rainbow entered all the ponies stared at her in disgust.

She looked around the room and saw a bloody beet up Spitfire in the corner of the room. At this moment she knew that her friends Knew she was gay.

“Rainbow, Rainbow, Rainbow you know fags aren’t allowed in Equestria” said Twilight

Rainbow was hurt at what her friend had said; she thought she would never hear such a violent word come from Twilight.

“You ponies need to accept me for who I am” Rainbowdash said this with a voice of rage.

Just then out of nowhere Rainbow heard a yell that came from… a redneck pony.

They were known for throwing gay ponies out of Equestria. Rainbow knew she had to get out before her or Spitfire was shot by a double barrel shot gun.

Spitfire we have to go the rednecks are after use, both of the ponies looked out of the window to see three ponies in ghost costumes chasing a black pony.

“Oh never mind it’s just the KKK, there chasing Ethan again, I hate those racist bastards” Rainbow dash announced.

Right then spike felt a letter discharge about to happen “hold on guys I feel a big one coming” spike said this holding his stomach in pain.

“Oh pop the letter out of you pussy…”said Pinkiepie but it was not a letter that was coming out of spike it was a giant white hoof.

Then the body of a giant Pegasus, and then finally every one realized it was just princess Celestia.

“Hello my faithful student, you said we had a gay among us” the princess said this while laughing.

“Yes Celestia right here” Twilight pointed at Rainbowdash and turned so she didn’t have to look at her face.

“Oh Rainbowdash is it and what about the orange one you were talking about” Celestia was still laughing an evil, dark laugh.

“Oh you killed her when you came out of spike” said Twilight.

“I did?”Celestia turned to look at her own rear to see orange and yellow mush on it.

“Wow, well we were going to kill here anyway, come on Rainbow you’re going to the castle with me” Celestia turned around and looked at Rainbow when she said this, with a sly grin.

“Twilight why, why would you do this I thought we were friends” Rainbowdash was crying she didn’t understand why her friends would do such a thing.

“Calm down Rainbow, the princess is only taking you to a gay bar” Twilight had no idea why Rainbow was acting up like this in front of the princess.

“Wait, then why were you going to kill spitfire” Rainbowdash asked.

“You didn’t hear the news, she molested Scootaloo last night” Pinkiepie Replied.

“My girlfriend molested Scootaloo, shit, me and Scootaloo already had a date planned to do that, how did spitfire beat me to that” Rainbowdash was pondering to herself now.

“Wait you were going to molest Scootaloo” Rarity asked.

“No, I was going to break up with spitfire and start dating Scootaloo” Exclaimed Rainbowdash.

“Are you allowed to date a ten year old filly” Twilight asked princess Celestia.

“Well Twilight I didn’t stop me from dating your mom when she was curious” Celestia was laughing now remembering the good times her and Twilights mom had together a long time ago.

“You dated my mom” Twilight asked curiously.

“And you dad” said princess Celestia now remembering all the good times she had with Twilights dad.

“Ok you know what princess you’re messed up, just take Rainbow to the gay bar already.” Twilight said angrily.

“Oh my dear student we would be gone by now but, your dragon” Celestia stopped and pointed at the dragon.

Spike was a pile of dragon flesh and scales all over the floor and ceiling.

Pinkiepie jumped up into Twilights face “yeah he exploded twice when he gave birth to the princess just minute ago” Pinkiepie was now laughing at her own birth joke.

“Pinkie that’s not funny, and who am I going to get for a new companion” Twilight was enraged.

“Twilight got to, bye” Celestia and Rainbowdash ran out the door in a jiffy.

“Hey princess what’s a gay bar like” Rainbow asked with curiosity.

“Just a room full of gays, it’s a wonderful place, but if you go in the bathroom don’t drop he soap” Celestia said trying not remember her first time of dropping… The Soap.

“Ok ill try to keep that in mind, but what do you do at a gay bar” asked Rainbowdash

“Well for me, I usually drink myself sick, then get all depressed, then by a gun, then put that gun in my mouth, then pussy out and put it with the other guns that I bought when thinking about killing myself.” Celestia had a look of grief on her face, not because she kept thinking on killing herself it was because she kept buying guns from the store that doesn’t allow refunds.

“Well when we go ill probably just try to mingle, oh and ill help you pick out a gun if you want” Rainbow was trying to cheer Celestia up.

When they got to the gay bar the first thing they saw was a 50 mayor giving a lap dance to Sweetiebell.

“You know what, I’ve seen enough already I’m going home” Rainbowdash walked away when she said this

Rainbowdash decided to go to Scootaloo’s house to comfort here, “it’s probably really hard getting molested” Rainbow though to herself
When she entered the door to Scootaloo’s house what she saw would change her life forever. She witnessed the Celestia and Scootaloo playing with each other’s… V… Verizon wireless phones. She couldn’t bare it.

Author's Note

It has bad grammer i know, i cant find an editor
so dont type comments saying it has bad grammer
the story is fast paced