Awakening As A Mare

by tvman1254

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Derpy Hooves, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Original Character, Comedy
Length: 1136

Speed art wakes up as a mare

My name is speed art. Have you ever had a strange dream like a sleeping with a mare and waking up figuring out it wasn't a dream. Well I have something to say YOU HAVE NO CLUE. I didn't wake up with a mare, I woke up AS a mare. What will happen to my life.

Published 2013-01-27 11:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-02-06 21:17:17 UTC

Prologue

Prologue

"Please take the day off for today," I begged using the usually crappy act.

"Sorry Speedy, but as mail pony I have to make sure everypony gets his or her mail everyday... Except Sunday," Derpy gave me a sorry look as she dragged me across the room because I had a good grip on her back hoof.

"But its sooooooo boring here," I might have exaggerated a bit.

"Then why did you move in here?" She asked if she didn't already know.

"Well Twilight doesn't have any open rooms in her library, Pinkie's so hyper she'd keep me up all night, Rarity would use me like a doll for her dresses, Applejack would probably make do some applebucking at six'o'clock in the morning, I'm allergic to Fluttershy's rabbits, and i don't know where the hell Rainbow dash lives." I paused to take a breath.
"Besides I love living with my marefriend," ah the old marefriend trick classic.

"Oh that's sweet, but I can't take the day off."

"Damnit!" I knew what the next words to come out of here mouth were going to be

"Why don't you go out?" She asked

I thought I might as well, I haven't been out of the house by myself in a while. And I i was more bored that day than usually. Besides I might have had something usefull to look forward too.

~0~

Ahhh a Glorious morning in Ponyville, lots of playful ponies scattered about, a nice cup of ice coffee floating next to me as I trot along, and Celestia's bright and warm sun beaming down on me.

"I chose the perfect day to go out, I think I might stop at Twilight's place," and thanks to me not paying attention to where I was going...

BONK!!!!

Ooh I'll be damned! I was there.

"Wing wing," thats something I do when I enter a friends place.

"Oh my god," my cousin Twilight just came charging down the stairs at the speed of light which makes her hug bone crushing.

"Speed art I haven't seen you here in a while,"

"Well, I haven't been out in a while."

"I'm glad your here," Oh no.

"Spikes on a little vacation and I need some help,"

The library was a mess, books covered the floor like a blanket of snow, tables were knocked over, and the art that were on the wall were now laying on the ground in broken frames.

"Rainbow did this didn't she?" She nodded.

"Welp...better get to work..."

3 hours later.

It was about 1:00 P.M. When we finished.

"Well I got out of the house for somthing to do, but I didn't expect to do cleaning," we both gave a little giggle.

"Ohh I better get my basket ready," she spoke to herself.

"Basket? Are you girls going on anther picnic?" That was the activity they do the most.

"Yes we are, and Applejack is going to bring a apple upside-down cake,"

"You and your friends are always doing something else, Man I wish could have fun like you," SPOILER ALERT sorry.

"Well you can come along," she said to me.

"Nah I need to get home, besides it would be kinda awkward to have a stallion hanging with a bunch of mares,"

"Oh okay, see ya later then, oh and say hi to Derpy for me,"

"Okay I will, bye."

~0~

Later

Dreams. They can mean so many things. Dreams can be a gateway portal to a alternate universe of which everything is perfect, or they could be an elevator to your own personal Hell, opening the door to that part of you that has been hidden away trying to break out, letting free the emotion of fear.

I had a dream that night and it will never be forgotten

In a field I sat, I couldn't move but something else was. I couldn't make out what it was, my vision was to blurry. All I knew was it was getting closer.
And then BOOM, it pounced me and it morphed its way around me. The thing started to fuck with my body the way meth did to Trixie.
He he stupid bitch.
Anyway...
I could feel my body changing. My bones shrinking, my organs shifting, my body getting more slender. I was just about to scream for dear life when my spine... SNAP!!!

I awoke scared, shocked, and, shivering. Ugh I need an aspirin I thought to myself.
I got up and started to trot to the bathroom, but something felt different, I couldn't figure it out.
I was just about to open the medicine cabinet when I stopped. Something else caught my attention, something I didn't expect to see in my bathroom.
I saw a mare. That's not the weird thing. This mare was a reflection!!

"Oh My God," I said with my new feminine voice.

"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..........."

9 minutes later...

I was curled up on the floor, frightened to the point where I was repeating one sentence over and over,

"I...it's...a...bea...beautiful...day...in...th..the...neighborhood,"

Dear god why me, why me? That all I could think

I mean it's not like I...wished...for it. Oh my god I am such an idiot. facehoof
Well I'm stuck as a mare for now I might as well get use... Wait what about Derpy and my freind how are they going to to me being a ma...

CLICK

Now my brain told my to Panic

oh shit someone's breaking in...

Author's Note

Okay guys my second attempt at a fan fic because my first one sucked
Go easy on the criticism last time you guys said some pretty rude things

Panic mode

Panic mode

I slowly trotted up to the door. At this point I was no longer crazy, but I was in panic mode. Opening the door my heart was beating so fast that it didn't make a sound.

"Is somepony the-,"BONK!!!

DERPY TO THE RESCUE.

My vision was blurry, all I could see was a big grey blur.

"WHO ARE YOU LADY AND WHERE DID YOU HIDE MY BOYFRIEND?!?"

SLAP "OWW!"

With that the unconscious blurries left my system, and now I could see Derpy holding a frying pan in her snout and rage in her blood shot crossed eyes, and what's more she managed to tie me down to the bed.

"Derpy it's me Speed Art," SLAP

"Yeah right, my boyfriend has a penis."

"THANK YOU FOR CAPTIONING THE FOCUS OF MY NIGHTMARE!!!"

Derpy wasn't buying it, well it's was time for me break out the heavy material.

"Your eyes are crossed because you were dropped on your head as a baby,"

"Oh my god speedy," BONK.

"Aw what the Hell," my sore face made hard to talk.

"Sorry, but you promised not to tell any one,"

"NO ONE IS HERE,"

"Oh yeah sorry,"