Trixie’s Preposterous Adventure

Trixie’s Preposterous Adventure

by: Grape Parfait

Chapter 2. Carrot on Top

Dappled sunlight slowly crept up my hindquarters as I happily snoozed through the comfy spring morning and I was waking up just perfectly. My nose bubbled and popped each time I exhaled a slow drawn out belly breath. The sounds of small woodland creatures chirped and scurried about but caused me no disturbance at all. This was the end of my sleep cycle as I began to stir…

“Take a piece of that eggplant and I’ll add it to the brew while I sing this low descant.” Zecora rhymed as the tone of her voice dropped. She merrily danced around the large cauldron in the middle of the ramshackle hut as she threw a couple of plump eggplants into the cauldron with a large splash.

“Hey! Watch what you’re doing Zecora! You almost got Trixie wet!” I shouted while I hopped away from the water splashing from the cauldron.

“Zecora is finished as you can see and the potion you requested is ready.” The striped zebra soaked and twirled a hoofcloth in the brew that she made.

“You’re sure that this weird concoction that you made will make Trixie more great and powerful?” I backed away a few paces as Zecora advanced towards me with the cloth dripping with potion over her hoof.

“Powerful yes I guarantee but greatness will come after conquering vainity.” She crouched low then sprung forward then tackled me to the ground. The soaked cloth was forcefully smeared over my nose…

I sat bolt upright as my chest heaved and cold sweat ran down my forehead. The blanked wrapped around me toppled a nearby end table as I shot up into a standing position. I scanned the room in terror and quickly realized that I was in Ditzy Doo’s house.

“Hey. Are you alright over there?” Ditzy Doo yelled from the other room and cantered in quickly after hearing the racket I made.

“It’s nothing, I just had a...” I grumbled. “Never mind.”

“Wierd. Very weird.” The grey pegasus snickered then kissed the velvet side of my ear. “Go use the bathroom then we can go get some breakfast!”

“Ok, ok.” I agreed and lazily got to my hooves and took care of my morning routines.

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I held my menu up and covered my face to discreetly peer about the restaurant. The Ponyville Family Restaurants’ white tiled walls were decorated with reflective chrome trim and metallic floral adornments. The booth seats were made from stiff sea foam green vinyl and the table tops had a checkerboard pattern upon the top of each sat a small burgundy radio with a coin slot. Ditzy Doo sat across from me and seemed to be looking for somepony. I paid her no mind as an orange coated mare with attractive curly vermilion locks cantered towards our table.

“Good morning Bubbles! And who is your dashing friend?” The orange mare asked Ditzy Doo with a smile.

“Oh! This is Trixie!” Ditzy Doo leaned closer to the orange coated mare. “He’s really weird.” She snickered as she whispered conspiritually.

“Trixie is not weird… He is just eccentric. Yes, Trixie is eccentric!” I calmly placed the menu I was holding onto the table and cleared my throat.

“Ooooooooooooooooooo! Ha ha ha ha!” The orange mare dallied and chortled as she sat next to me on my cushion. Her shoulder and rear rubbed against mine as she bunny bounced on her keister closer to me. “I mean, I’m Carrot Top. Oh, Ditzy wherever did you find this one?” She exhaled steamily as she lightly gyrated her shoulder to and fro against mine.

“Just outside the forest by my house.” The grey pegasus mare chirped.

“Trixie wants to know what is going on here!” I asked through gritted teeth as I tried in vain to shove the mare pressing against me away. Each time I pushed her away she would just flop back against me with an indulgent groan.

“Oh that’s my filly friend, Carrot Top!” Ditzy enthused as she wiggled her eyebrows. “She likes you Trixie. You should be nice to her.”

“Trixie demands that you cease this craziness!” I complained as I shoved Carrot Top harder and knocked over onto her side this time. Carrot top looked up sidelong from the floor and pouted deeply as tears rimmed her eyes. My heart bumped a few times in my chest as I immediately felt remorse for being so mean. I leaned towards her a little bit and extended my hoof to touch her but she scrunched up her body a little as if she was afraid of me now. “Gah… Ok. Ok. Trixie is sorry for being so … rough. He didn’t mean it.” No sooner had I completed my sentence and Carrot Top hopped back upright and resumed to lean against me. She solemnly rubbed her wet tear tracked muzzle against my neck as she sniveled like a foal. “Trixie does not understand this at all…” I was interrupted as the waitress cantered over to our table.

“Well hello ponies! What will ya’ll be havin’.” The waitress held up her notepad and paper eagerly waiting for our responses.

“Hay bacon with grits, eggs and water.” Ditzy Doo blurted.

“Same.” Carrot Top sighed at me as her hoof dropped around my hindquarters and caressed my inner thigh.

“Ugh… Trixie will have the same.” I said hastily just to get rid of the waitress. The waitress promptly scrawled or orders onto her notepad and made a beeline back into the kitchen.

“Excuse me everpony. But I need to go powder my nose.” Ditzy Doo said suddenly.

“Ok. But don’t take too long, our food should be back in a few minutes.” Carrot Top answered and watched Ditzy Doo disappear into the back of the restaurant. Suddenly the orange mare pushed me away and looked me in the eyes with a fiery glare. A sinister smirk crawled across her muzzle as she jeered, “Look mister… Trixie was it? You’re going to give me what I want and that’s all there is to it.” She growled as her hooves clasped around my withers and shook me lightly.

“Trixie does not understand any of this.” I whined in vibrato as I was shook back and forth. “Wha, What do you want?”

“A foal. You’re going to sire my foal.” She said simply and ceased shaking me. “Do you know how many unicorn stallions are in Ponyville or anywhere for that matter?”

“Ummm… No, Trixie does not.”

“Very few. And I want a unicorn foal, even if the stallion is as Ditzy put it, wierd.” Carrot Top snorted as her face scrunched up in glee. “If you don’t give me what I want, I’ll tell everypony that you raped Derpy the town tart.” She whispered with malice just as Ditzy Doo returned from the restroom. My mind reeled with fear and astonishment of how Carrot Top already knew that Ditzy Doo and I already had carnal relations earlier. Could she smell the sex on me? I know for sure that I had taken a proper shower and everything else that I always do in the morning. Maybe my blazer smelled bad? Thankfully the waitress arrived with our three identical meals which we ate quickly and left bits for the bill and tip.

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One grey mare with a blonde mane walked along my one side while along my other side was an orange colored succubus mare prancing gaily to an unknown merry tune.  The two mares corralled me towards Ditzy Doo’s house again. I sighed to myself sulkily as I thought of a way to get back to the way I used to be. Actually as time had passed all I was starting to want now was my regular life back and to not get into these sticky situations. I hazarded a glance towards Ditzy Doo and she returned it with an inane but admittedly cute grin. Even though we had such quick relations already, my heart was becoming fond of her. I turned my head the other way and grimaced as my eyes wandered over the scheming Carrot Top. She quickly noticed me looking and stuck her dark ebony tongue out and spat a few raspberries at me. Suddenly Carrot Top bolted ahead of us then stopped on top of a small hill, nearby a grove of apples trees, which were adjacent to Ditzy Doo’s house.

“Ditzy, watch him and make sure he doesn’t leave this spot. I’ll be right back.” Carrot Top instructed her grey pegasus friend. I sat down in the grass as I pondered a way out of this situation.

“Hey, Trixie.” Ditzy Doo spoke softly with an uncertain expression in her eyes.

“Yea?” I grumbled and turned my head away.

“Do you think you could be nice to Carrot Top?”

“Why should Trixie be nice? Carrot Top is blackmailing Trixie!”

“Well this is her special time if you catch my drift; she doesn’t really want to do this either but as she said. ‘There aren’t many unicorns around’.”

“So you tell her that she needs to be nicer to Trixie. Trixie needs to figure out her own problems, not gallivanting all over Ponyville with a bunch of mares in heat that want unicorn foals!”

“Hey! That’s not fair! That isn’t why I mated with you! Besides you willfully mated with me last night!”

“Trixie does not care. He is tired of this!” I yelled at Ditzy Doo with all of the volume and venom that I could muster. A glint of color caught the corner of my eye as another pony tackled me to the ground, which flung my hat into the air. We rolled furiously end over end until we reached the bottom of the small hill where my withers wedged up against an apple tree’s trunk and my back against the grass. Carrot Top’s nostrils fumed with hatred as she carnivorously bit the lapel of my tuxedo and ripped it off with a jolt of her neck. I quickly covered my chest with my forehooves and tried to protect my beloved ensemble but this only further aggravated Carrot Top. The livid mare reared up on her hind legs and smashed her forelegs onto mine. I cried in pain as the crazy orange mare smacked both sides of my muzzle with her forehooves repeatedly.

“Stop! Trixie! Stop hitting Trixie! Stop!” I sniveled and gasped for a reprieve from the beating I was receiving. My chance for escape quickly closed as Carrot Top stepped off of me, but I just laid there like a dumb foal. I quivered in fear and arousal as she quickly noticed that my penis was standing proud. She lurched her muzzle closer to mine as if she was going to bite me again. Her maw opened slowly as her long flat black tongue sluggishly slurped my lips like she owned me. Her ebony tongue brushed across one side of my face then slurped deviously back into her mouth after she savored my tears. I tentatively touched the tip of my nose against the side of her neck as I begged and pouted for forgiveness.

Like a deadly viper, Carrot Top’s slick onyx tongue snaked out again and probed at my mouth. I opened to interject, of course, but my jaws were quickly filled with the slimy intruder. She bobbed her head back then forward as she wrestled me all the way down against the oily grassy ground. My eyes bulged as her tongue tickled the back of my throat then danced along the edges of my teeth. She sucked her tongue back into her mouth after a long and aggressive moment of dominating mine. Mischievous stars twinkled in her eyes as she burnished her chest against my belly.

“You’re mine now, Trixie.” She giggled as she rubbed her body atop of mine. My penis squeezed a little of its fluids out as it was crammed between the two of us. Her vermillion colored mane covered my face as she bobbed down again to nuzzle against the other side of my face and neck. I considered vocally complaining but extended up and suckled on her ear. She pulled her ear from my grasp and shook her head. While she was distracted I wrapped my entire muzzle around the part of her neck just under her neck and drew her furry skin into my mouth. She swallowed hard as she labored to breath but was able to pull away. Just as she started to back away I scooted her further up my chest so that my penis was no longer trapped between us.

She tried to arch her neck back to look at my eyes again to try to assert her dominance but quickly lost as I separated her pink rear folds. I placed my forehoves atop her shoulders and firmly pressed her away to impale her onto my penis. Her black tongue flapped out of her mouth as she slid down all the way and twisted from side to side. Not wanting to draw attention, I invisibly sparked up my magic horn and started rubbing her clitoris in slow circles. Excited vapor floated from Carrot Top’s mouth as she held her mouth open so I could see down her cavernous throat. Her bleached white teeth contrasted sharply with her completely black tongue, gums and mouth. I felt her lower abdomen contract and release a few times excitedly as she grunted with unbridled sexual lust. Her forelegs straightened and propped the front of her body up a little higher as her breathing became erratic.

“Whatever…What you’re doing, Trixie! What you’re doing, don’t stop!” She panted with each syllable as she tried to hold back her inner feelings. I slowly slid out of her love tunnel then slipped back in with a sharp thrust as my magic twirled as quickly as it could around her love button. “Again!” She demanded and I complied with another pull and push this time even quicker causing drool to collect at the corner of her mouth. Her forelegs and hind legs quivered against my shoulders and sides as I felt her inner tunnel elongate and narrow simultaneously. “Gah! Again” Her head kicked back as she cried desperately and her whole body trembled. I pulled back as far as I could go this time then brought my hips up so quickly that an audible smack sounded during contact. Her forelegs gave out as she orgasmed and writhed on top of me animatedly. Her inner tunnel stretched out just a little further then sprang back to squeeze my penis rhythmically as hard as it could as if her insides were trying to squeeze the very life from me. Just as I thought everything was over a small pang of heat entered the back of my spine at that moment. I quickly hugged Carrot Top’s head to mine as I jutted my abdomen up once more and coated her insides with my stallion seed. I released her hastily and looked off to the side with ruined pride.

“Oooooooooo! That was super sexy!” Ditzy Doo enthused as she cantered to my side then cheekily kissed Carrot Top.

“I’m sorry to say this, Bubbles.” The orange mare smirked. “I’m taking your stallion for myself.” She stood up then walked a few paces away to sit on her haunches. She looked over her shoulder then blew a raspberry at Ditzy Doo with a wink. “Just kidding!”

“Trixie is still sorry…” I rolled back over to my hooves and shook my head a few times in disbelief of what just happened. “And you ripped his suit too!”

“Yea, sorry about that, Carrot Top just gets like that sometimes. Anyways I know just the pony we can see to fix that. Here’s your sparkly hat!” Ditzy Doo reassured me with a happy smile and a pat on the back as I fixed my hat upon my head. “You comin’ with us… Haha! I mean are you gonna accompany us to get Trixie’s blazer fixed?”

“No, just go without me.” The orange mare sulked now with her nose pointed towards the ground. “I said he could go afterwards. He never liked me really… anyways.” I rolled my eyes in my head as I could not for the life of me understand anything anymore. I used to be a mare, why can I not understand them any longer? I trotted up behind Carrot Top and nosed her shoulder once which she turned her head to look me in the eyes. No longer was the mare from before with anger and avarice but was replaced with a sullen and down stricken doe eyed beauty.

“Trixie. He forgives you Carrot Top.” Tears rimmed her shinning eyes as I gathered my courage.

“Really? And Ditzy Doo? You forgive her also? You know because I’m such a bad pony.”

“Especially since you’re a bad pony.” I said as an evil smirk crossed my muzzle which was then quickly covered by Carrot Top’s soft kisses.

“Awwww! This is so awesome!” Ditzy Doo swooned and joined in, bumped Carrot Top a little and kissed the other side of my face and collar. “Anyways, now that we’re done with the rough stuff, let’s go inside and get some snacks!”

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Next time on Trixie’s Preposterous Adventure

by: Grape Parfait

Chapter 3. As long as I've got my suit and tie

“Trixie just wants his tuxedo blazer fixed. That is all.” I demanded with fortitude in my eyes.

“Darling, please. I got everything that you want. But nothing that you need.” Rarity jiggled her caboose causing the chains of fine jewelry adorning her body to jostle around.

“Kick her ass?” Carrot Top looked at Ditzy Doo.

“Yep. Kick her in the posterior!” Ditzy Doo agreed as they both lunged towards Rarity.