Pony University

by East Coast

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 139

A university established by Celestia teaches ponies about Bronies

My name is Valedictorian. As my name sugests, I am almost always at the top of my class.

I was in high school.

When I was invited by Celestia herself to attend her new prestigious school, I was hard pressed to refuse, and now… Now I sit in lecture halls, listening and trying to comprehend how some specific group of individuals from another dimension not only watch us, but almost religiously!

Create art, and music and stories all centered around our day to day lives!

It's maddening!

Even my professors insist they're human!

That I'M human!

That every-single-pony is really just a human, voicing a character…

AFTER TELLING ME HUMANS ARE FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION!!!!

Of course, that simply means every single educator here is a loon, and Celestia is perhaps the greatest troll on the face on our great Earth.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-01-22 07:25:47 UTC

The assignment

I won't bothering repeating myself, this is already outrageous enough without me restating everything I've already said.

As a condition of my classes, I am to write a "fanfiction" about my life here on campuss. As I have never even entertained such ideas before attending this...

Joke, yes a joke is exactly what one could call this plave. It's most certainly not a school.

You may even call it an asylum.

My point is, that I will not so much be dramatizing my life on campuss or create stories of intrigue that may relate to campuss life.

This will be a catalogue of my bitching and ranting and overall attempt to save who I can from this atrocity.

If you're reading this.

Run.

Run very far away...

And keep reading.

I'm doing this for a grade.