Making A Connection

by zombiebwains

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders
Length: 1129

well this is just a silly little fic were twilight finally gets her computer to work, and what does she find on the internet :3

well this is just a silly little fic were twilight finally gets her computer to work, and what does she find on the internet :3
warning mild language
this is not a clop fic
if you want to consider it as a troll fic, fine by me

Published 2013-01-24 07:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-01-24 07:10:01 UTC

The pain of Windows

The pain of Windows

“Twilight you can do this, it’s just an annoying machine, and it’s not as smart as you” Twilight told herself while looking at her brand new laptop

Twilight was very frustrated, she bought Microsoft seven but they forgot to put the activation code with it.
“I am not going to waste another fifty dollars for some shit computer to not work” Twilight‘s horn was now glowing from all the rage that she felt.

“Maybe if I just… ah dammit” Twilight screamed as the blue screen of death allowed itself onto the screen.
“You now magic doesn't work on machines, right Twilight” Spike said as he had awoken from twilight’s outburst.

It was late in the night and every pony was either sleeping or watching porn on their computer. That’s how Equestria came to be after the mysterious doctor showed this world what a computer was.

Twilight was the only pony in Pony Ville without one, well till today.
She though that her magic was better than computers and that they would ruin their society, which it pretty much had.

People were lazy know, always on their computers playing games or watching videos. Most of the ponies quite there job.

Applejack doesn't buck anymore; she’s too caught up in a live stream talk show she does now.

Rarity makes dresses over software on her computer and people by the designs online.

Fluttershy got addicted to online poker, and still hasn't got off of it since she got her laptop, every pony was pretty sure all her animals were dead, but didn't bother to ask.

Rainbow Dash went over to Pinkie Pie’s house one day and never returned; every pony was too lazy to go look for her.

And Pinkie pie wouldn't stop playing with a life size plushie of Rainbow Dash.

Twilight knew she didn't want to end up like her friends, well maybe Applejack, but she didn't want to turn into a lazy slob like her friends did.

“Wait just one second… thank Celestia I finally got” Twilight cheered as her new computer loaded to the home screen.
Twilight put in all necessary information that a computer asked for when you first load it.

“The time one thirty… the date, the twenty second… and ready” the purple mayor cheered in delight.

“Ooh what should I download first, World of tanks, Minecraft, League of Legends” Twilight stopped to think “wait a second Twilight don’t get addicted like the other ponies”

At this Twilight closed the laptop and headed off to bed.

When Twilight awoke she heard the noise of load moaning “Spike what are you doing down there” Twilight grumbled as she headed down stairs.

“Spike what are y…” Twilight stared at Spike, Spike than quickly closed the laptop and ran out the tree house.
“Oh my Celestia” Twilight ran into the bathroom and closed the door.

Twilight was scard for life, seeing a baby, well not even a baby but a baby dragon watch porn as he jerks off is pretty devastating.

It wasn’t but thirty minutes later spike returned and knocked on the bathroom door.

“Eh- Twilight” Spike said in a depressed tone.

“Yes spike “Twilight returned

“Well-um when I watched some of those videos a virus got caught on your computer and well, it says windows needs to be re installed ” Spike said leaving right afterword knowing how much Twilight flipped out last night.Twilight laid on the bathroom floor in silence “you… got a virus on my laptop… from watching porn… and now you’re going to die” Twilight said through

Spike was only a few feet meters away, so he had heard twilight say this.
“No Twi, calm down… it’s just a computer, don’t get worked up over it” Spike said trying to calm the lavender colored pony down.

“YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN” Twilight burst through on fire charging at spike.

Spike got down on his knees “oh please Celestia” Spike said as Twilight’s horn ran through his chest.
After Twilight was done with Spike there was blood, gore, flesh, and scales thrown all over the tree house.

Right then Applejack busted through the tree houses front door with a camera pony behind her.
“And today we will be doing an interview with my good frien…”

Applejack paused and looked at the devastating sight. Applejack looked at the camera pony and whispered “Keep shooting this is good, real good.”

“Hello Twilight how are you today, and may I ask what happened here.”
Twilight looked in shock that Applejack’s southern accent had changed to, well a normal voice!

“Applejack look, I’m not in the… Oh my Celestia what happened to Spike” Twilight said in tears.

The camera pony walked up to twilight and showed him the footage he had recorded of the fight before Applejack had arrived.

Twilight was bawling on the floor “it’s all because of you” Twilight looked at the laptop that was sitting on her desk.
“If it wasn’t for you I wouldn’t have killed my best friend” Twilight ran over to the table and threw the laptop on to the floor. It shattered into thousands of pieces as Twilight stomped on its final resting place.

“Well that’s a rap” Applejack said in her normal southern voice as she went over to Twilight.
“Man oh man that’s going to boost my views by the thousands, see you later Twi, keep up the good work” Applejack ran out the house as Fluttershy walked in.

Fluttershy was very pale she looked white. She also had giant bags under her eyes of so much time on the computer.
Fluttershy walked past twilight who was still sobbing quietly on the ground. Twilight took notice of Fluttershy but didn’t give a damn because she had just killed her best friend.

Flutter walked into the kitchen and came back out moments later with five Monster energy drinks, and left without a word.

After, Pinkiepie came in Twilights tree house with a life size plushie of Rainbowdash and Rarity.
“Hey Twilight I just skinned… I mean just bought this awesome doll that looks like Rarity. You want to play with them with me.”
Twilight smiled “yes Pinkie I would love that”

After about an hour of playing with the dolls Pinkiepie asked a question “hey Twilight, you want to make cupcakes with me.”

“Shure Pinkie, why not”

“Oh and try some of this yummy drink I made”

Author's Note

Well there's bad grammar i know
People might freak out since i used Cupcakes references
the reason i wrote this is because i had to send my computer to a repair shop
four months later i get it back and what do you know i forgot the password on it
so yep :3