Mine Little Pony!

   Reeses Cup grumbled and groaned as her eyes slowly opened. Her short, messy hair blew in the soothing zephyr of this unfamiliar landscape. She was lying face down in the dirt. Rocket was out of her sight, yet she could hear him cheering gleefully.

   "IT WORKED! IT ACTUALLY WORKED!!! HAHAHA!!!" he yelled, jumping for joy.

   Reeses realized that she and Rocket were not the only two in the vicinity.  Masks, Blueberry Spice, Wrencher, Clockwork and Silent Sunshine were all lying on the ground, moaning in a mixture of confusion and exasperation. Rocket still danced and sang, half of it was either spoken rapidly or in another language all together.

   "What worked? And where are we?" asked Reeses, rubbing her eyes drowsily.

   "You honestly don't recall? I built an interdimensional portal! It sent us here!" he said, still jumping.

   "Where is 'here'?"

   "I don't know. You can't control where an interdimensional portal will take you."

   "Ugh. Wherever we are, I hope there's a food market! I'm starvin'!" said Wrencher in his usual gruff voice. Contrary to his name and cutie mark, the white-coated and orange-maned unicorn does no work at all. He is one of the laziest ponies in Ponyville.

    Rocket looked on his back as if he had something for him, but realized he wasn't wearing saddlebags. He spun around like a dog chasing his tail and sniffed the tall grass.

   "Hmm. That's odd. I could have sworn I was wearing my Gadgetbags. They were packed full of food as well!" he said, scratching his chin ponderingly.

   "You LOST the food!? As in, THE ONLY THING WE HAD TO EAT!!??" screamed Wrencher, grabbing Rocket by the forelegs and shaking him sporadically.

   "No. I think what happened was the wormhole destroyed anything inorganic that passed through it. Including my Gadgetbags full of food."

   "What!? Isn't food organic!?"

   "It would be if I didn't pack processed and dehydrated substances in bags."

   "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?"

   "In case we were teleported to a world with no edible food sources. Or space."

   "Wait, if it's dehydrated food, what if there's no water on the world either?" asked Reeses.

   "I packed a few bottles of water as well."

   "Oh. Well, that would explain the puddle on the floor."

   "Now what do we do?" asked Masks, whose mask was still on.

   "Look for food and shelter."

   "How did Masks' mask survive if it desintegrates anything inorganic?" asked Clockwork. The shaky pegasus was the owner of the clock tower in Trottingham. She lived in it for most of her life up until now and had to endure the persistent tolling of the bell in her ears. She now shook uncontrollably due to the vibrations rattling her brain.

   "I fuse a bit of his DNA with every one of his masks, so it technically is organic."

   Masks was an alicorn who never took off his masks. And when he did, he used a blinding spell on everyone who could see his visage while he changed. At this time, he was wearing a Bulbasaur mask.

   "Hey, has anypony noticed how strange the ground looks?" said Blueberry Spice, rolling her "R"s due to her eastern Appaloosa accent. Nopony had noticed that their surroundings were strangely cubed.

   "Why is everthin' square?" asked Wrencher.

   "Actually it's cubes. They are three-dimensional objects." corrected Rocket.

   "You have no idea how close I am to ramming my hoof down your throat!"

   "And you have no idea how much I would actually like that." he said, winking at Wrencher suggestively.

   The geeky blue pegasus had been bugging Wrencher ever since he moved to Ponyville. Not only was Rocket bisexual, but also a cripple. Both traits Wrencher hated individually. But since he met Rocket, the lazy unicorn finally had a test dummy for his antigravity spells he had wanted to practice. He was having a little too much fun, according to Reeses. She was tired of yelling at Wrencher to pull Rocket off of the ceiling.

   "I would break your wings, but you wouldn't feel anything because you can't even use them, you sorry excuse for a pegasus!"

   "Let's not bring physical deformations into our conversation."

   "BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!!!" screamed Silent Sunshine. She continued, "We're not going to survive by fighting each other! Let's just put our differences behind us and move on! We've gotta find some food!"

   "She's right. The sun is going down already and who knows what goes on at night in this world?" added Blueberry Spice.

   "Agreed. I'll cut down some wood for a shelter. You guys try to find some food. Be careful, though! We still don't know what's out here."

   They all set out to do their duties, whilst unbeknownst to them, the stars came out... as well as the terrifying and brutally challenging monsters of Minecraftia.