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My New Life in Equestria: Helping Has Its Ups and Downs

by HAZESHIFT
Waking up in a tree usually doesn't mean its gonna be a good day...today on the other hand I find it to be the opposite...at least in the short run as i find myself in a world of ponies

Dan wakes up to something he thought couldn't possibly happen. He's in Equestria. He doesn't know how long he is going to be here for or if there may be some greater purpose for him. All he does know is that he woke up in a tree and fell out of said tree and that even in Equestria it still hurts...oh and the ponies are still adorable.
Who knows? maybe this will turn into a bigger adventure with romance and comedy and stuff...as long as he doesn't do anything too stupid first.
With references, comedy, romance, heartbreak, anger, sadness, giant monsters, and kickass music i give you Dan's story of ADVENTURE!!!

FINALLY GOT FEATURED!!!!
HAZESHIFT 5/24/2014
AND AGAIN!!!! 1/9/2015

Teen
Complete
Alternate Universe
Human
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
Romance
Adventure
Random
 
MOCOP

218121 words: Estimated about 18 hours to read
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44 Chapters:

  1. Chapter 1: Well if I told you this wasn't a fantasy of mine...I'd be lying - 2020 redux 2020-05-13 22:48:24 UTC
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  2. Chapter 2: My fantasy has too much pain at the moment - 2020 redux 2020-08-14 13:24:26 UTC
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  3. Chapter 3: It's the end of the beginning of a Quentin Tarantino movie... (Please tell me you get that?) 2013-01-28 19:20:37 UTC
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  4. Chapter 4: RELEASE.......THE CHICKENS!!!!! 2013-02-03 02:15:43 UTC
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  5. Chapter 5: Well at leats the chickens are gone now it can get better.......right? 2013-02-08 23:14:24 UTC
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  6. Chapter 6: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME HOOOOOOOFFFFFBBBAAALLLL!!!!!!!!!! 2013-02-16 01:07:38 UTC
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  7. Chapter 7: My next normal day in pony-AACHOO!!!...ah shit 2013-02-23 00:05:21 UTC
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  8. Chapter 8: And that fillies and colts... 2013-03-02 00:05:44 UTC
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  9. Chapter 9: Colts and Fillies of every age; wouldn’t you like to see something strange? 2013-03-08 23:53:54 UTC
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  10. A Series of Unfortunate, Humorous, Gourmet, and Fortuitous Events (definitely not in that order) 2013-03-16 02:21:07 UTC
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  11. Chapter 10: Is Dan going to have to choke a BlueBitch??? 2013-03-30 00:36:21 UTC
    3744
  12. Chapter 11: And The Beat Goes On 2013-04-06 01:52:59 UTC
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  13. Chapter 12: Can you feel the love tonight...if so go see a doctor 2013-04-13 01:27:03 UTC
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  14. Chapter 13: Best Night Ev...SHUTUP BLUEBLOOD!!! 2013-04-20 01:09:35 UTC
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  15. Chapter 14: They are watching...and it's kinda creeepy...not really 2013-04-27 01:24:11 UTC
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  16. Chapter 15: Hearthswarming: Family, Friends, Kickass Music, and just a bit of wanton destruction… 2013-05-05 03:25:26 UTC
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  17. Chapter 16: Are you still looking over my shoulder; making sure everything is ok? 2013-05-11 01:27:24 UTC
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  18. Chapter 17: I wanna talk about it just…not now…before alcohol. 2013-05-18 01:07:49 UTC
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  19. Chapter 18: New places and new faces…but it still hurts like a bitch…ow. 2013-05-25 00:30:45 UTC
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  20. Chapter 19: Surely you can’t be serious? I am serious and don’t call me Shirley… 2013-06-01 00:16:01 UTC
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  21. Chapter 20: First Day part 1: The best part of waking up is Jarvis in your cup 2013-06-08 01:28:05 UTC
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  22. Chapter 21 First Day part 2: meeting an old… “Enemy”??? 2013-06-15 04:12:48 UTC
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  23. Chapter 22: Hooray for pony cuteness!!! 2013-06-23 05:49:39 UTC
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  24. Chapter 23: Oh IT...IS...ON! 2013-06-29 01:59:00 UTC
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  25. Chapter 24:All that you can be 2013-07-06 02:51:29 UTC
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  26. Chapter 25: Blood, Sweat, Tears, and just and bit of Soiled Armor 2013-07-20 04:42:17 UTC
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  27. Chapter 26: SORT OF MORTAL KOMBAT!!! 2013-07-27 01:10:39 UTC
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  28. Chapter 27: One nothing wrong me, Two nothing wrong with me, Three nothing wrong with me, Four….something might be wrong with me… 2013-08-10 05:39:28 UTC
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  29. Chapter 28: First step: Party Hard, Second step: Don’t think about the hangover… 2013-09-14 04:42:47 UTC
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  30. Chapter 29: Don't eve let her forget it. 2013-09-30 00:39:12 UTC
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  31. Chapter 30: SHE’LL SEND ME TO MAGIC KINDERGARTEN!!! 2013-10-20 00:27:49 UTC
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  32. Chapter 31: something something DANGERZONE!!!! 2013-12-28 21:58:06 UTC
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  33. Chapter 32: Somepony To Love 2014-01-23 15:48:48 UTC
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  34. Chapter 33: Sugar, Spice, and some things from your everyday pharmacy 2014-03-08 01:09:56 UTC
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  35. Chapter 34: EVERYDAY!!! EVERY CELESTIA DARNED DAY!!! 2014-05-24 23:45:32 UTC
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  36. Chapter 35: AAH! IT’S GIANT MONSTER FIGHTING TIME!!! 2014-07-08 19:03:15 UTC
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  37. Chapter 36: AND HERE COMES A GIANT FIST!!! 2014-11-08 18:41:26 UTC
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  38. Chapter 37: Unlike the Matrix sequels, this makes more sense… 2015-01-09 21:19:06 UTC
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  39. Chapter 38: The record shows I took the blows... 2015-04-17 19:17:58 UTC
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  40. Epilogue 1: The lesser of one, two, three, four, five, six....many evil 2015-11-28 16:48:13 UTC
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  41. Epilogue 2: Honeymoon Shenanigan Part I 2017-06-07 00:33:02 UTC
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  42. Epilogue 3: When a sword just falls from an interdimensional portal and imbeds itself in you floor 2017-09-15 20:37:04 UTC
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  43. Epilogue 4: A Long Time Ago... 2018-01-22 04:25:59 UTC
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  44. Epilogue 5: Snubbles 2018-02-25 00:22:50 UTC
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