If These Walls Could Talk

by migzie

Rating: teen
Tags: Slice of Life, Human, Applejack, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Rarity, Romance, Fluttershy, Random
Length: 13891

1st comes love, then comes marriage... then comes, where's the BABY!?

Rainbow Dash & Fluttershy are already married coming home from their honey moon. The CMC think they should have a baby because that's what usually comes next. They shoot their thoughts to their elders who reluctantly decides to help out. Meanwhile, Apple Jack struggles on how to go about her hidden Sugarcube.
This has or is going to have tasteful intimate scenes that are okay for teens to read... heck even Spike gets some action! It has typical teenage party moments with underage drinking... who hasn't done that in their lives?

This takes place mostly at the RainbowShy Fortress where there is an intercom is pretty much in every room. Everyone uses it to talk... but not to listen in on any of the conversations.

So, I'll admit I wrote this... but I didn't post this. I left my computer screen up to this site and my Microsoft up. I'll suck up the dislikes. I'll even suck up the dislikes from the right target audience. This was written originally in movie script format... I'm going to salvage this as much as I can. People are so quick to hate. If you read passed the first couple chapters it really isn't that bad. but, I didn't write this to please any of you who are meanies. so Effffff off!

...always Flutterdash with a hint of Rarijack...
Some of these things in my stories happen to me in real life... which parts!? You'll never know... mayyybe...

**No cover art at the moment... I haven't seen anything that suited... or had time to draw anything myself...

Published 2013-01-24 10:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-03-19 03:40:35 UTC

Fast Forwad

A smile forms into a grin as Rainbow Dash has a flashback of her whole life to current.

A sweet story of childhood friends meeting and saying hello for the first time at flight school; herself, with fuzzy rainbow hair and Fluttershy with her baby pink hair in a ponytail and bangs parted to the side. Both of them learning how to fly, sticking together when the other kids of their kind made fun of them. Which, was mainly Rainbow Dash protecting Fluttershy. But, that was her thing. Her sole purpose. Her honour. Forever.

Their birthmark tattoos, on their thighs, popped up one day, at the same time, after dealing with the bullies by having a race with them. Thoughts of them having ‘slumber parties of two’ and sharing their first kiss on one fateful night which started a whole new meaning of sleepover fun!

Remembering how they ditched Senior Year Home Coming but crashed the Prom.

Then off to college they went. They wrote to each other and called each other every day and night throughout and saw each other on holidays. Their studies have ended and they reunited in the town of Ponyville… a town really into their ponies and horses! This town is where they decided on settling down with jobs they enjoyed. They made new friends and saw some old ones that moved there too.

With their tight knit group of friends, they have gone through massive adventures that included saving the world a few times. They attended a royal wedding of Princess Cadence and Shining Armor, who are Twilight Sparkle’s former babysitter and her older brother. That night was also the night she proposed to Fluttershy. They soon had the most elegant wedding at the palace and an amazingly awesome reception that followed.

Then the honey moon happened, oh the honey moon… to now. Flying home. Their home.

Rainbow Dash’s grin turns into a smirk, envisioning herself patting her back as she sees her destination landing point coming up ahead. The RainbowShy Fortress.

Home Coming

“Alright Fluttershy, jump into my arms and close your eyes!”

Two, madly in love, women were soaring through the air flying home from their honey moon.

Minutes go by.

“Ummm, Rainbow Dash?” Fluttershy says in her soft spoken voice and eyes still shut..

Rainbow Dash kisses her wife, not changing her speed in flight. “Yes?”

“Mmmm.” Fluttershy inhales deeply and blushes. “Are we home yet? Is it time to open my eyes? I want to see… If that’s okay…”

“Soon. Like two minutes-ish. I’ll let you know at the ten second mark!”

Fluttershy giggles and snuggles in Rainbow Dash’s arms.

Fast approaching, Rainbow Dash shouts, “Now Fluttershy! Open your eyes! We are now landing at the RainbowShy Fortress!”

A large gasping sound and the word, “Yay!” escapes Fluttershy’s breath. She hugs Rainbow Dash tighter.

It was a sight. The construction guys did their jobs right. Rainbow Dash’s vision happened. The picture in her mind was transferred onto a blue print layout. The blue print layout was distributed to the workers and set into action to combine both their houses together. Complimentary present of the Princesses.

Prior to the marriage, Rainbow Dash lived in the skies in a cloud mansion. Fluttershy’s cottage is planted to the ground next to the forest preserve. Since Rainbow Dash lived in a cloud, it was very moveable.

The back wall and half of the side walls of the second floor of Fluttershy’s cottage were knocked out. This is so that the cloud home could wrap itself around the cottage. The wrapped effect shows that their home portrays Rainbow Dash’s arms wrapped around Fluttershy.

The floors were replaced so that it would be a sturdier connection for both the houses. The cloud home was used to hard flooring ever since Rainbow Dash adopted Tank the Tortoise.

The second floor became their whole bedroom. Fluttershy got a new kitchen too! The second floor of the cloud home was split into two becoming a gaming room area and a spare bedroom. There is now a basement with a whole entertainment system and surround sound and an attic where Angel Bunny and Tank can play and cause all their mischief!

The rainbow waterfalls from the cloud house continued its fall all the way to the ground where the perimeter of the cottage was outlined and dug out making a rainbow river flow up to the front door.

So much more about this house, like, the renovations to the yard and back yard and etc. is a lot to list. The love put into doing this new living fortress shows itself as picture perfect making it 20% cooler!

Standing in front of the house stood all their best friends.

There were four ladies around their age, each beautiful in their own way. So defined that they can look at them from more than 1,000 feet up in the air.

Apple Jack is wearing cowboy boots, a pair of shorts, an orange flannel shirt tied up exposing her muscular stomach, and her signature cowboy hat that sits on her blonde pony-tailed hair with a red scrunchy.

Pinkie Pie has on camouflaged Crocs with socks, fuchsia coloured M.C. Hammer parachute pants that is held up by suspenders, a rose pink t-shirt with a cupcake on it, and edible glitter in her extra curly, alive hair.

Twilight Sparkle's nerdy style, no one can miss... purple clogs, khaki pants, a sleeveless turtleneck shirt that matches her shoes. She has bangs. Yep. The coolest part about her hair is that she has a streak of pink and a streak of purple in her indigo next to her horn.

Displaying her latest design, this unicorn struts around in black high heels accented with three crystals near the toes, a tight black skirt that was floor length on the left side and mini skirt length on the right side, a white blouse only buttoned up to her breasts showcasing her busty-ness and crystal hair clips parting her perfectly twirled purple hair. That's Rarity, indeed.

Pinkie Pie was holding a sign that said, “PRE-WELCOME HOME PARTY BEFORE THE PARTY-PARTY!!!” Everyone started clapping and cheering. Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Spike heard the commotion from their card game in the back and proceeded to the front to welcome back the newlyweds.

Rainbow Dash landed, ever so suavely, in front of everyone. Immediately, they got tackled to the ground by all, minus Rarity because that would truly ruin her clothing. Out of nowhere, confetti exploded on top of everyone, including Rarity, and a camera shutter sound clicked several times.

“Only confetti shot out!?!? WHERE ARE MY STREAMERS!?!?” Pinkie Pie exclaimed. She poked her head in her party cannon. Her darker shade of pink hair got poofier as she pulled her head out.

“Don’t worry about it, Pinkie, let’s see the shots and pick the best one! I want to try out my new portable laser printer! EVERYONE GETS A PHOTO!!!” Twilight Sparkle announced as the horn on her forehead lit up producing her equipment.

“Ya’ll go do that now as Ah get them pets of theirs. Ah took mighty good care of them for yas while y’was gone. There’s plenty of mah special apple cider for all y’all ta go around and regular for the youngins in the back!” Apple Jack proclaimed as she went to grab Angel and Tank.

Rarity grabs a hold of Fluttershy’s arm and pulls her away. Rainbow Dash was preoccupied, anyway, laughing at the multiple photos that were taken upon their arrival. She fixes Fluttershy’s messed up strands of pink hair back to perfection as she talks excitedly. “I cannot WAIT to go to the spa with you tomorrow! No one wanted to escort me. There are SO many things to talk about such as your honey moon, for starters. The latest gossip is next on the list! AND we must talk about this photo shoot about to happen. The buyer of my latest designs told the camera guy that he wants US to be the models. I know this is not really your thing, but, please, YOU MUST!” Rarity takes a breath, glancing at the photo onlookers. “I designed special frames to put the fresh pictures in and it looks like they are printing already!” She grabs Fluttershy’s arm once again and leads them back to the group.

Apple Jack was minding her own business tending to Angel and Tank with her dog Winona rolling around beside them when she hears, “Apple Jack, darling, will you be such a dear and go to my car and grab the box of picture frames that I had made for all of us? PLEASE?”

“Grumble, grumble”, says Apple Jack as she sighs and starts to get up on her feet.

“What was that, dear? Did you say something?” Rarity questions as Apple Jack is still on her knees.

“Ah am gettin that box, Ah said!”

Fluttershy, in Rainbow Dash’s arms, starts to giggle. She kisses Dash on the cheek as Dash yells across the driveway to Apple Jack. “Hey there, buddy! You are WHIPPED!!!”

“Naw, Ah am not, R.D.! Don’t make me wrestle ya ta the ground! Fluttershy, ya best hold on ta yer wifey!” fights back with a playful grin. She carries a slightly heavy box towards Rarity’s direction. “Now, what in tarnation do ya have in here! It weighs a ton, Rarity!”

“Other than the frames? Darling, did I not tell you Pinkie asked me for some fabric to dress the tables inside the house for the party tomorrow!”

“Eenope.”

Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy both laugh together even more loudly while watching their farmer friend’s situation with the prestige designer.

“Speaking of the PARTY, none of us, including you two have seen the inside of your house! I need to see what I’m working with!” chimes Pinkie Pie. “By the way, here is your picture! Isn’t it super duper coolio!? It is in 3D and you don’t even NEED 3D glasses to admire it! OH and I ordered pizza and there’s the pizza guy pulling in!!!”

“Okay, everyone! Grab your drinks and let’s head in!” Rainbow Dash invites.

“That is… if you want to…” whispers Fluttershy.

Before Rainbow Dash could pay, she saw Twilight Sparkle waving the pizza guy goodbye thanking him. Levitated pizza boxes float into the house.

“We really DO have the best friends in the world Dashie!” Fluttershy states as Rainbow Dash lifts her surprised Fluttershy back into her arms.

“We’re entering our house for the first time ever. We’re going to do this right and in style! But, do not think I’m being extra sappy about this!”

Before Fluttershy could respond, Rainbow Dash starts to kiss her as they go through the threshold.

Everyone applauded again.

Overcasting Sleep

The sun has officially set. And the house guests all, slowly but surely, trickled out of the RainbowShy Fortress.

Through yawns from stretching, the hostesses heard everyone mumbling to each other phrases like, “See you tomorrow!” or “I’ll call you!” … “Okay!” and “Goodnight!”

“Drive safely, text when you’re home!” was the last thing spoken before the door shut.

“Don’t tell me that my Mrs. is all sleepy weepy!” Rainbow Dash flexes her muscles, flaps her blue wings a few times and hovers towards the stairway.

Flapping her own yellow wings, Fluttershy heads towards Rainbow Dash. “How sappy wappy of you!” she purrrs and giggles “I am tired. But, I believe I have some energy reserved in me for a quickie, Dashie, wink wink, nudge nudge, if you know what I’m talking about! And I don’t just mean cuddling action! Tee hee!”

“Oooo! Lead on, Lover!” Rainbow Dash starts tickling Fluttershy from behind, making her move upwards.

Fluttershy twirls around flapping her way up the stairs backwards. She allows Rainbow Dash to reach up her skirt to pull down her nylons.

“Oh my goddess, Flutters! Where oh where are your panties!? My, my, I…” Rainbow Dash’s wings popped up, solid stiff, making her fall onto the actual steps of the stairs. She shuts her mouth to stop herself from stuttering more.

As she places her feet firmly on the steps, Fluttershy stops flapping her wings and starts to comfort Rainbow Dash. “There, there Dashie… I hope you didn’t hurt yourself too badly! I am so sorry! I didn’t mean to dampen our first night home by not wearing any undies!” her frown turns from genuine to a deceiving one. Rainbow Dash didn’t even notice Fluttershy’s sneaky hands undoing her belt and pants button!

“What are you thinking, Flutters! Are you kidding me? It’s definitely not ruining a thing, silly!” Rainbow Dash’s cheeks start to burn as her wings haven’t calmed down yet. She realized why! Her pants were half way off! She was speechless.

“I know.” Fluttershy says seductively as she crawls the rest of the way up the stairs with her skirt flipped upwards exposing her bare bottom.

“RAWR!” Rainbow Dash roars, following suit, chasing Fluttershy up the stairs.

They both didn’t make it into their bed. Rainbow Dash grabbed a hold of Fluttershy’s legs and crawled right on top of her scattering kisses all the way up till their lips met. They rolled around the bedroom floor making out as if they were pre teens exploring each other for the very first time. Clothing was launched everywhere on their extra thin, cloud made, rug in no time.

Legs intertwined. Bodies rocking back and forth repeatedly... Pleasurable moaning sounds. Wandering hands roam everywhere. Panting noises accelerate. Sweat drips. The friction of their clitorises rubbing against each other causes a rapid pulsation feeling down below alerting the buildup is soon to explode. Their breaths are cut short, though they breathe in unison. The moaning turns into screaming, as they climax together. They clutch on to each other as if they are one being. Rainbow Dash falls onto her back pulling Fluttershy to rest up on her. Their heart rates start to descend after a few minutes of relaxing. Rainbow Dash continuously runs her fingers through Fluttershy’s hair. Fluttershy curls inward, molding herself to her Dashie’s body. They sigh happily, telling each other, “I love you”. Fluttershy falls asleep to the rhythm of Rainbow Dash’s heart beat.

In the middle of the night, Rainbow Dash gets up and carries Fluttershy onto their, almost neglected, bed. They have ‘The Ultimate Bed’. In which has: an extremely comfy cloud mattress that has a remote control to adjust the firmness or softness on either side; the mattress itself, goes on top of a custom box spring that lies inside a fancy bed frame. She snuggles back next to Fluttershy who was automatically curling back into her. Rainbow Dash kisses her wife’s forehead and gets back to her dream.

Morning air seeps through the window. Rainbow Dash grabs blindly for the blanket debating on whether or not she has to go to the bathroom. Believing she can wait to go, she lies in bed longer. Her nose smells eggs and bacon cooking. She thinks to herself ‘Yep. I can get used to this… oh wait. I already have!’ She rolls out of bed, does the needed bathroom break and races downstairs to greet her love.

Toast pops up as Rainbow Dash enters the kitchen and she, so naturally, grabs it from the toaster, places it on the plate sitting right there and starts to spread butter on it.

“Good morning, Sunshine!”

“Good morning, my Charming Rainbow!”

They kiss and sit down to eat the yummy breakfast grub. They eye each other for a little while shooting flirtatious eyes and smiles at each other.

“Can you please pass that pitcher of orange juice, please, Babe? You freshly squeezed that, right?” Rainbow Dash asks and winks.

“MmmmHmmm…” Fluttershy murmurs bewitchingly, as she bends over the dining table to hand the pitcher over.

Rainbow Dash is fast and meets Fluttershy’s lips halfway making her own ‘Mmmm” sound.

Sitting back down and returning to her food, she looks up to see her Dashie is still frozen and arched halfway over the table, still. Fluttershy grins and gets back up to give Rainbow Dash another kiss but with an added gentle push to get her to sit back down. Rainbow Dash’s expression is still a frozen smile as she sits down as fast as a glacial pace can go.

“Thanks, Flutters.” Rainbow Dash manages to croak out, finally, after several more seconds gone by.

“Not a problem, whatsoever, Dashie… by the way, I gave Pinkie the keys to this place so she can set up for the ‘Happy Continued Wedding Reception From Canterlot’ party tonight while we’re out… if that’s okay…”

“That was smart, Flutters! What do we got today? You’re out with Rarity at the spa and I promised Scootaloo we’d work on her flying technique and then have a ground race with her friends. Then we BOTH have to go to A.J.’s farm and help her with, I forgot… ummm…”

“Wow, Dashie! I cannot believe you remembered up to that point of our day!”

“Naw, I slightly cheated. Before going back to sleep after gently tucking you into bed, my sleepy eyes glanced at that holographic calendar thingamajig that Twilight gave us as a present!”

Fluttershy kisses Rainbow Dash’s lips again. “You receive an ’A+’ for the effort!”

Rainbow Dash starts to blush. “Heh, heh… Yay!” and was rewarded another kiss.

“We also need to go to the store at some point of the day, we need to get food for the pets… we don’t need to shop for ourselves because I’m sure we’ll have loads of leftovers from Pinkie’s party…” she pauses and looks around, “Oh, my… the kitchen is a mess… I’ll clean it before we leave so that Pinkie has a clean area to work with… oh, dear…” Fluttershy shakes her head oppressively.

Rainbow Dash kisses Fluttershy this time. “I’ll do the dishes later.” She glances at the microwave’s clock and smirks naughtily. “We have time for a quick nap. It will mean we have to shower together after… uhhh… heh.” An eyebrow rises upwards, “What do ya say?”

“OH! I don’t think that will be a problem, Dashie…!” giggles Fluttershy innocently.

“Let’s go then! Last one in bed has to roll out of it to START the bath after the nap!” she raises both her hands to make the quotation mark symbols with her fingers to emphasize the word nap.

Rainbow Dash immediately bolts out of the kitchen leaving a love struck Fluttershy behind to stare after her. Fluttershy blinks, still staring towards the stair case, dreamily thinking ‘Yep! I married her. Oh, I love you Rainbow Dash!’

“Come on Fluttershy! Don’t keep me waiting for you too long!” Rainbow Dash yelled from upstairs, interrupting Fluttershy’s thoughts.

“I’m coming right now!” She yelled back, but to other passer byers, it would sound like a regular person’s speaking volume.

A crackling noise sounded and then Dash’s voice came out of nowhere. “Only because I’ve known you forever… was I ever able to hear you say you are on your way! But I didn’t realize that the intercoms I ordered was already brought here and installed! I was told I had to wait a week! Well, anyway, SURPRISE! I imagine you with a weird ‘where is it’ look on your face. It’s by the fridge. See it?”

Fluttershy pushes the button and talks in it. “Yes, Dashie! Yay!”

“Great! Now come up here, you! I’ll show you where the rest of the intercoms are later later, I promise!”

Fluttershy scurries up the stairs with her wings fixed upright.

Oh Heck, Here We GO Ya'll

“T’was mighty kind of ya’ll ta stop by ta go with me and help me with mah… uhhh…dilemma. Ah wouldn’t’ve been able ta handle it mahself. Ya know? You two havin the expertise with this here stuff… Again, Ah ask yas both not ta tell Rarity, please, ya hear!? Hush hush business and all…?”

“Yeah, yeah… we PINKIE PIE PROMISED!” Rainbow Dash speaks for both herself and Fluttershy.

“Everyone, here, buckled in?” Apple Jack asks. “Cause it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!”

“WOOHOO! YeeeHAW!” Rainbow Dash yelps out impersonating her friend. She finishes buckling her belt in the front seat.

Apple Jack looks in her rearview mirror and sees the silent Fluttershy looking out the window. Then she turns to Rainbow Dash. “Ya shoulda just sat in back with yer sugar cube, R.D.!”

“Oh, no no no, Apple Jack. It’s okay. Besides, we wouldn’t want to treat one of our very best friends like a taxi driver!” a subdued voice came through the back seat.

“Awe shucks. Yer just being you. All quiet and all. What’s new with ya, Fluttershy? Ya know, other than the obvious?”

“Nothing much really, Apple Jack. Thank you for asking and thank you for the lift home!” Silence filled the car for a minute and then Fluttershy continues on. “Actually, It’s been a really long day keeping up with Rarity at the spa, visiting Twilight for some tea, helping you out, which wasn’t a problem of course, now driving towards home thinking about having to deal with a whole big crowd of people for a party in honour of Rainbow Dash and me… me having to deal with all that attention… OH THE PRESSURE!” Fluttershy was getting worked up and her voice started to escalate a little.

“It’s going to be okay, Flutters, I’ll make sure most of the attention is on me. Alright? You’ll be fine and I will be at your side the WHOLE time.”

“Oooo, Dashie…”

“Oooo, yew two…” Apple Jack snickers. “Whelp, here we are at yer humbled abode.”

They all noticed Rarity running towards them.

“What took you so long Apple Jack, darling, to bring the guests of honours home to their own party?” She looks at the happy couple. “You mustn’t keep your guests waiting. Mostly the whole town is here waiting to say hello and congratulate you!” She pauses her speech seeing Fluttershy cling on to Rainbow Dash pretty tight. “You two go on… you must! Apple Jack and I shall join you momentarily after we discuss a few things that need to be addressed right away!”

“If you say so, Rarity!” Rainbow Dash starts to laugh and glides with Fluttershy to the entrance of their home.

The laugh was so infectious that Fluttershy started to laugh as well. They even heard Apple Jack suppress a nervous laughter.

Rainbow Dash glances behind them. “Whatever they have to talk about must be in an extremely touchy feely sign language sort of way involving their faces!” This statement causes Fluttershy to glance behind them as well.

“It’s cute, Dashie!”

“A.J.’s going to be fine.” Rainbow Dash thinks about earlier. “I love how we’re the only ones that know. Well, I mean we all knew… irrr, suspected… but since A.J. talked to us today, we’re 100% certain! Even Rarity doesn’t know we know!”

“Dashie, silly… that’s why I said it was cute.”

“Oh. You know me… I don’t DO cute… we’re on the same chapter in different books! You ready to go inside!?”

“I, ummm, almost…” Fluttershy says closing her eyes to compose and prep herself by inhaling deeply. What she felt, were lips pressing upon hers, giving her a boost of confidence. “Okay, I’m ready!”

Rainbow Dash swings the door open and both their jaws drop. “Wow! Pinkie really out did herself! And, ha ha, she found her streamers! Look at that! Our water fountain is filled with wine! Or, maybe that’s Champaign. I mean, Rarity helped out with this shindig, so you never know… and look at that Flutters! A sculpture of us made out of Jello! THIS IS AWESOME! This isn’t even everything! We didn’t even step inside yet!”

“Yes… look at this… this isn’t probably everyone… look at all these peh-people! Sh-she in-invited th-the whole t-town!” Fluttershy held on to Rainbow Dash in fear.

Rainbow Dash decides to be macho by taking Fluttershy in her arms and flies into the house. She elevates them higher, twirling and kissing Fluttershy as their ‘Fashionably Late Grand Entrance’. She carefully places her love down, goes to the door and presses the intercom. She yells into it. “The PARTY HAS NOW ARRIVED!”

With that, a dark pink ball of fluff cannon balled herself on top of Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy. “Hiya, guys!”

A muffled “Hey, Pinkie” gasped out of the smashed patrons, followed by more suffocating squawks, a pause for oxygen after each word came out “AIR. PINKIE! NEED. TO. BREATHE! NOW!” and, “IF. THAT’S. OKAY!”

“Oh, yeah! I was just so excited to see you!” Pinkie Pie was wiggled off of her FlutterDash Mountain. “OOMPH! And the pool party in the basement is out of this world! The game room upstairs is extra gamier and is holding a darts competition to see who’s the bestest of the best, best shot! The teeny boppers are all the way in the attic hanging out with the pets, doing their own thing, who knows actually what they’re doing, they keep coming out occasionally being all secretive…” takes in a new breath, “Oh! Oh! Oh! The Princesses all came! They’re in the back yard talking to Vinyl Scratch about her friend’s band that is setting up to perform as we speak! I was thinking of placing the band in the garage cause they’re actually a garage band. Rarity said no, so the back yard it is! So yeah, I didn’t have to do too much work out there cause your lights are already the perfect ambiance… We might have to move the pony rides somewhere else because the music later might be too loud! FOLLOW ME! I have more to tell you about your party! I didn’t even tell you about the food! I’m going to show you the cake!”

“We’re right behind you, Pinks!” Rainbow Dash lets Pinkie Pie have a head start. She pulls Fluttershy back to steal a kiss. She was definitely in for having a private moment. “So what did you get from all that rambling, Sunshine? You okay? And we have to say ‘hey’ to the Princesses and Twilight’s brother…”

“We have a pool?” Fluttershy got out, kissing Rainbow Dash back.

“Heh, yeah. Babe. We do! Behind our theatre-esque seats! PLUS, there’s a glass wall separating the pool and the entertainment system area so nothing gets wet! You can STILL watch and hear while swimming! Aaaand, we have a Jacuzzi behind this one door that looks like it leads to a closet… BUT it doesn’t!”

“Oooo, I cannot wait, Dashie! I also want to explore this new home of ours, with you, if that’s alright. You didn’t let me see the blue prints… I mean, not now for the exploring part… people are swarming around everywhere!”

Pinkie Pie pops back for a second, “Don’t worry, Dash! You’ll be the first two in your Jacuzzi! I made that room extra super duper wooper off limits!” She grabs both the girls’ arms and dragged them to where the cake was on display.

“Don’t forget to sign your guest book, dears, even if this is your party!” They hear Rarity calling out to them in the background. Apparently, she and Apple Jack have slipped in the house together quietly while Pinkie Pie was going on and on about the whole shebang!

The three of them passed the living room where they saw an audience of people watching Twilight Sparkle giving a power point lecture on their adventures and mostly of Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash and how their love progressed. They passed through the kitchen where they smelled and drooled over the fresh hot food replacing the cold or empty trays the waiters were carrying around. These guys, wearing ‘Suits by Rarity: Men’s Commodity’, came from Pinkie Pie’s newly added catering staff of her bakery/café. They went out the kitchen door to the outside only being able to wave at the Princesses for the time being. Apparently, Shining Armor decided to join the dart competition!

There it was. The cake pretty much rooted down in the center of the, temporarily opened ceiling, gazebo. The base of the cake was 60” round. It stands 8’3/4” tall. The benches transformed into short tables full of bite sized treats. The cake itself was an incredibly pale, yet noticeable, yellow surrounded by pink lights shining around, above and below it. The decorations of the cake were individually hand crafted and hand painted sugar flowers. The colours of these flowers went in order of the rainbow spectrum. Edible glitter was the final touch of the cake to compliment the silver lightning cake liner it sits on.

“Pinkie Pie! I am married already! We can’t have a girl jumping out of this cake! The bachelorette party is long gone and over with and in the past!” Rainbow Dash starts to laugh crazily applauding. Fluttershy tackles Rainbow Dash by jumping on her from the side planting multiple kisses. She stops only to say it’s a magnificently beautiful cake and continues on her kissy infestation to Rainbow Dash’s face.

“Ummm…” Pinkie Pie started to say as she stares at the Princesses making their way over to the cake.

“Ahem!” Princess Cadence fake clears hear throat.

“Do not stop by any means!” Princess Luna winks.

“The approaching night looks as beautiful as the cake that needs to be sliced and served very soon.” Princess Celestia comments.

Fluttershy hops off Rainbow Dash and cowers behind her wife in embarrassment.

“It’s quite alright, Fluttershy. You can show yourself.” Princess Celestia says in a soothing voice.

“YES, FLUTTERSHY. THOU did not do a deed that is shameful. Hide not, our confidant of kindness!” Princess Luna started off with a boom and ended in a regular tone.

“Yeah, Fluttershy, it’s just us… your extended family!? It’s okay… come on!” Princess Cadence walks over and puts an arm around Fluttershy. “And, breathe!” She feels the pink haired girl’s tenseness leave her system.

Chit chatting started to happen amongst them in the gazebo and Pinkie Pie Started to grin. She just realized why the Princesses came over. A distraction! The Wonderbolt Van pulled up to the house followed by a limousine. With the license plates reading “FLY HI ER” and “THE BOLTS”, it’s unmistakable that it’s them. Pinkie Pie saw a bunch of Pegasi people fly up to the roof. ‘Perfect. Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!’ Pinkie Pie thinks.

“Please excuse me, your Royalnesses and you two lovey dovies! But, my ears are tingling, eyes a fluttering, and knees twitching hard! So that means… I HAVE TO SAVE THE KITCHEN FROM A DOOR OPENING DISASTER!!!!” Pinkie Pie runs off disappearing promptly. She runs back for a second, “Oh yeah, byes for now!”

From the outside looking upward, a noticeable light from the attic clicked off.

Spin That Bottle in Heaven

THUD. THUD. THUD. CRASH! SILENCE.

“Ow!” said a pubescent male’s voice.

“You? Ow? NO! ME! OW! DUDE, Snips, watch where you’re going!” a grumpy Spike, shouts in the dark.

“Lame.”, Diamond Tiara yawns portraying she’s bored.

“Whose bright idea was it to send the guy sitting the furthest from the door to refill our drinks?” Scootaloo asks a bit irritated.

“And whose here ideyar was it ta only have one light on, that’s plugged inta an outlet instead of a light attached ta a switch leadin ta the ceilin or somethin?” Apple Bloom inquires looking for the room’s light switch.

“Me!” says Sweetie Belle defensively. “I thought it would be cooler playing these games in a closet like feel. Speaking of which… we’ll play in the actual closet, two of us at a time! After, ‘spin the bottle’, of course.”

“Why would we want to play two at a time in the closet?” asks a confused Scootaloo.

Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon both shout “SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN” one after the other.

CLICK.

“I got it, Apple Bloom!” Twist turns on the room’s lights burning everyone’s eyes and sits back in the bean bag to continue her talk with Pipsqueak and Featherweight.

“Uhhh, guys, how do you play that?” asks Snails.

“Now that I can see the door… what are we drinking now? And I know the ‘snooty twins’ would like something to munch on, so I’ll grab more snacks.” says Snips.

“Ah’ll explain the ‘7 minutes in heaven’ game while yer out. We won’t start ‘spin the bottle’ without ya! Ah’d like ta try that Malibu coconut rum.”

Nobody noticed that Silver Spoon’s shout, about the game, trailed Diamond Tiara’s. She listens to Apple Bloom’s explanation of the game without seeming like she was paying attention…

“Well, let me here educate ya, Snails! Should Ah explain as if Ah was one of them T.V. news reporters?” Apple Bloom clears her throat to give her best impression. “’7 minutes in heaven’ is a party game played bah teens ages thurteen to eighteen and can be extremely fun, if played correctly!”

Scootaloo starts laughing. “No, just tell the rules regularly!”

“Awe, okay.” Apple Bloom says not wanting to continue in that voice anyway. “Number one: Ya hafta prepare a closet or any other room as long as there’s privacy. Ya can even use a bathroom.”

“Bathrooms have mirrors. That’s kind of kinky.” pipes in Diamond Tiara.

“Anyway, Number two: We hafta figure out who goes in the closet. Which means, we either do this twice each or end the game once everyone has a turn. Cause we’ve ta pick a name outta a hat!”

“That sounds easy enough, anyone can do this!” stated Silver Spoon, laughing as if she knew the whole time.

Snails still confused looking, asks “Uhhh, yeah, but what do we do next?”

“Well, Ah keep gettin interrupted here! Number three: Who ever two gets picked tah-gether has ta go in the closet with that person they there picked. Number four: The rest of us hafta set the timer while them in the closet turns off the lights and kiss or whatever they wanna do or not do fer 7 whole minutes. The last step is easy. We just tell them ‘time’s up’ when it is and then it’s a mystery to all of us what they did up in there cause they can’t just go out and tell us and we can’t just ask.”

“I’m back! They didn’t have that coconut rum stuff you wanted but I did swipe some whiskey called Jameson.” Snips walks back into the room unpacking the goods inside his trench coat.

“Well you look suspicious…” Scootaloo says as she and Diamond Tiara roll their eyes agreeing on something, for once.

Snips looks at what both of them are wearing. “Yeah, at least I have pockets.”

“Let’s just get this game started, shall we!?” Sweetie Belle moves everyone along, preventing a fight. “Boys don’t have to kiss each other if they don’t want to… but it sure would be funny!”

“HOLD THE GAME! Hey, Apple Bloom! Your cousin is downstairs! Let me fly out the window to get her. I’m not strong enough yet to fly back up though, I’ll take her through the house. I’ll be as fast as Rainbow Dash!”

“What did I miss? How DO you play ‘5 minutes in heaven’?” Snips asks.

“Oh, brother…” Diamond Tiara says exasperated. “Silver Spoon, you know how it goes… Apple Bloom took forever telling about it. You tell Snips.”

“Ummm, of course! Snips I know EVERYTHING you need to know!” Silver Spoon brags and tells Snips all about it.

“I told you! As fast as Rainbow Dash! I learn from the best!” Scootaloo brags.

“BABS!”

“APPLE BLOOM!”

HUG. SQUISH. HUG. SQUISH. ADDED HUGS AND SQUISHES.

Apple Bloom, Babs, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo burst out laughing.

“Hey, guys… I KNOW ya remember mah here cousin, Babs!” Apple Bloom hugs her cousin again. “Spike just poured us some shots of JAMO!”

“Awesome!” Babs takes one of the shot glasses from Spike.

“We’re about to play ‘spin the bottle’, I know you’re in” Sweetie bell notifies Babs. “Who has the bottle?”

“We have an empty one with us!” says Twist from the bean.

“Okay, okay, that will have to do… EVERYONE in a circle!” orders Sweetie Belle.

“Who’s gonna spin first?” Apple Bloom turns to the group.

“Twist, of course! She has the bottle!” Sweetie Belle suggests.

Twist shifts around for a second and takes a breath. “Here goes nothing!”

Swoosh. Swoosh. Swoosh. Swoosh. Swoosh. ‘Round and ‘Round and ‘Round the bottle goes.

“SNAILS!” everyone yells! “KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS!” they all chant.

SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!

“YEAH!!!!!!!!!!” the whole room goes wild. “NEXT!”

Snails spins the bottle… SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!

“SWEETIE BELL!” everyone yells again!

“DO IT!” screams Diamond Tiara!

“Ehhh” says Sweetie Belle.

“Uhhh” says Snails.

Kiss.

Everyone starts to laugh.

Sweetie Belle spins the bottle… SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!

“DIAMOND TIARA!” everyone yells and gasps!

Both the girls blush as Pipsqueak whistles.

They start to kiss… it lasted longer than the first two kisses…

“HEY! Get a CLOSET!” shouted Scootaloo and everyone started to laugh.

“Yeah! Wrong game!” says Snips who was newly educated about the two games. Everyone laughed harder!

Diamond Tiara and Sweetie Belle finally parted.

Diamond Tiara spins the bottle next… SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!

“FEATHERWEIGHT!” everyone yells!

Featherweight nervously goes up to Diamond Tiara.

Peck.

Everyone laughs.

Featherweight spins the bottle… SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!

“SPIKE!” everyone laughs.

“Uhhh, hey guys… you said boys didn’t have to kiss right? And I am the oldest one in here… SOOOOOOO I am vetoing this KISS!”

A chorus of “AWES” came out of everyone.

“Let’s do the other game” suggests Sweetie Belle. Everyone agreed.

“Everyone put your name on a scrap piece of paper and put it in this empty fish bowl when I fly over to you!” directs Scootaloo.

“Spike will pull out the first name since he ended ‘spin the bottle’” Sweetie Belle adds.

A minute later, Spike digs through the fish bowl. “And the lucky person is…” he pats his stomach for a drum roll effect, “Silver Spoon!”

A bunch of “Oooo’s” and “Ahhh’s” floated about amongst the room. Everyone points at the closet. The two participants go in shutting the door behind them.

“So uhhh… to be honest with you, I am not as experienced as Diamond Tiara thinks I am…” whispers Silver Spoon.

“TURN OFF THE LIGHTS!” the outside yells at them.

Click. And the light from the top and bottom of the door stopped seeping out.

“It’s okay…” Spike whispers back.

Spike feels for Silver Spoon bringing her closer. He feels her gasping and he calmed her down. “Shhh” he says and starts kissing her. He lifts her to sit on his lap. He cradles her back and forth. Silver Spoon’s arms wrap around Spike and she grabs his hair lightly with both hands. They couldn’t help but lightly moan into each other.

Spike pushes his tongue forwards invading Silver Spoon’s mouth. She lets her tongue do a little dance with his. Feeling bold she thrusts her chest out towards Spike. His hands automatically grab her breasts from underneath her shirt feeling her hardened nipples. Spike thrusts his hips upwards and Silver Spoon was only able to rub her tiny hands above his jeans when…

“TURN ON THE LIGHT!!! 7 MINUTES HAS HAPPENED!” shouted in through the door.

Click. They clicked back on the light. They looked at each other. Silver Spoon couldn’t help herself, she kisses Spike one more time.

“I’ve had a crush on you for the longest, I was worried at first when you picked me… but, now I am so glad!” Silver Spoon whispered.

“To tell you the truth? I read your name and it was someone else’s! I’ve noticed you in the hallways this last school year that we had…” Spike whispered back giving her a hug.

“HEY 7 MINUTES!!! NOT TEN!!!” another shout spat through the door.

They both laughed and stumbled out!

A big cheer erupted and a lot of “ooo la la’s” came from several people.

“Silver Spoon, pick someone to go next!” Sweet Belle decides to play director again.

“Okay!” was the response from Silver Spoon, who sounded 100% more into the games now. “I CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE…”

Spike does another drum roll on his tummy. Silver Spoon laughs.

CRACKLE. CRACKLE. The intercom turns on. “I don’t know what you kiddos are up to! BUT THE CAKE IS BEING SERVED NOW AND THE NIGHT FESTIVITIES ARE ABOUT TO HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” That was obviously Pinkie Pie. Everyone’s mood was just so uplifted they all laughed out of the room. Everyone left but Scootaloo, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Babs.

Diamond Tiara pulls Sweetie Belle aside talking in her ear. “You and me, later? For more fun, you can bring Scootaloo… either or. I do not care.”

“I’ll think about the Scootaloo part.”, says Sweetie Belle into the other girl’s ear.

“Ta ta, for now!” Diamond Tiara says out loud as if she was exiting stage left.

Sweetie Belle returns to her group blushing hardcore.

“We had a meeting earlier today without you! But that was only because we didn’t know you were coming to town!” says Scootaloo apologetically.

“Naw, it’s cool. I was trying to do this surprise even earlier!” Babs says. “Ran into a detour!”

“My, that happens. Do not fret!” Sweetie Belle chirps in still blushing.

“So what was the meeting about today?” asks Babs.

“Well, ya see? We all think we can git our birthmark tattoos ta pop up by babysittin… but no one ‘round has any babies or lil’ kids that we know of ta ask around… so we was a thinkin… Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy here are freshly married…” Apple Bloom starts.

“BUT, they’re both girls! They left and came back and not preggo, of course. So how can they have a honey moon baby, you’re wondering!? BY SENDING THEM ON A SECOND HONEY MOON!!! After, asking the Princesses to help magically enhance a baby. I’m sure they’ll go for it… the Princesses I mean. But, we have to ask Rarity and Twilight Sparkle for help to fund a second honey moon AND help bring up the baby making idea to the Princesses.” Scootaloo finishes.

“Wow, ladies! That’s a kind of cool idea!” Babs nods her head. “Even if you do get to babysit or not, it’d be cool!”

“Eeyup” Apple Bloom says grinning widely.

“When does all this asking take place?” Babs asks.

“Why, how long are you in town for?” Sweetie Belle answers with a question.

“A week, maybe two if I’m lucky… I might have to go to camp as a C.I.T.” Babs tells them. “I’d rather just stay here… if anyone cared to ask me! CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS FOR LIFE!!!”

A group hug formed again.

CRACKLE. CRACKLE. The intercom turns back on. “RAINBOW DASH AND FLUTTERSHY DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT WANT TO SLICE THEIR CAKE WITHOUT THEIR WHOLE FAMILY IN THE SHOT! SO HURRY DOWNSTAIRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PRONTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” says Rainbow Dash.

CRACKLE. CRACKLE. “If that’s okay with you!” adds Fluttershy.

All four girls start to giggle and head on down the stairs.

Piece of Cake... Anyone?

“There you girls are.” Fluttershy says calmly and sweetly with a great big smile on her face. Rainbow Dash would have said the same exact words but with a lot more rage in her voice from impatience factors.

“Oh, man! Everyone’s staring at us! You can hear a pin drop!” Scootaloo whispers as the four crusaders creep towards the rest of the family to take their places for the photo up.

“Just keep a smile on your face!” Sweetie Belle hisses her reply.

Scootaloo rolls her eyes and answers in the same tone “I WILL! Don’t forget to tell your sister we need to talk to her!”

“Come on here Apple Bloom… Babs! We’re a wastin time!” Apple Jack says.

The cake was on wheels. It was moved to the stage for the time being, giving Vinyl Scratch’s friend’s band an intermission. There are risers set up behind the cake to fit everyone in the photo. Twilight Sparkle stands off the stage trying to get everyone sorted out as quickly as she could and take her place as well. Everyone has gathered outside to get a slice of the ginormous cake before them. She was getting smashed. It was basically standing room only. The pegasi race, were on their wings.

‘Nice job Twilight! I wonder if I can photo shop in the formal attires from the wedding… Twilight Sparkle thinks to herself. From left to right she has a spot for herself, Rarity, Fluttershy, The Cake, Rainbow Dash, Apple Jack, and Pinkie Pie. Behind them on the risers she placed Spike, Sweetie Belle, The Cake, Scootaloo, and Apple Bloom. On the last riser step, Shining Armor stands behind Spike and behind Apple Bloom, stands Babs. Above the cake flew the Princess. First Cadence, Celestia in the center, and finally Luna.

“Hey, Sis… my friends and I have important matters to discuss with you.” Sweetie Belle tries talking to Rarity who is barely paying attention.

“After the shoot, dear, I promise” replies a jaunty Rarity.

Meanwhile, across the cake, Apple Jack eyeballs Rarity in her peripherals. She did a double take and turned her head! Rarity not only winked at her, but flew her a kiss as well… out in the open! Apple Jack’s face flushed a shade of red that matches the apples in her orchard.

Rainbow Dash turns to her “Best Lady” and says, “Hey, buddy… this is you next year! Give or take an extra half year or less!!!”

“Do ya really think so R.D.? Ah mean, Rare and Ah haven’t gone public yet and Ah’m askin fer her hand!” Apple Jack questions “Am Ah bein retarded or naw? Ah mean earlier we was with Fluttershy and all… Ah wanna know what ya personally think…”

“No way! Like I told Flutters… you’ll be A-OKay!!!” answers Rainbow Dash as she and Apple Jack flinch due to a FLASH. “Plus, this is Rarity we’re talking about… you guys will have twice as many people at your farm and even fancier than this!”

“SORRY!” called out one of the Royal Gaurds assigned to take the ‘Family with Cake' photo towards the stage. “IT JUST WENT OFF!”

After many more frequent flashes with all sorts of poses, silly or formal including the actual slicing of the cake and tasting… everyone applauds watching Pinkie Pie’s staff come out like ninjas to slice the rest of the cake and distribute it to everyone. The family was shooed off the stage so that the band could roll their equipment forward again.

From the corner of the house furthest away from the stage, The Great and Powerful Trixie lit up her horn shooting off fireworks! The Wonderbolts (in training) zoom into the sun setting skies. They wait for their cue to start performing their aerial arts routine. The band got their stuff together finishing the scene that started to paint the sky.

“SURPRISE DASH AND FLUTTERSHY!!!” Pinkie Pie squeezes her two friends. “I brought your awesome friends here to wow you! It was a secret, of course.”

Flying over, trailing Pinkie Pie, were Spitfire and Soarin. “Hey, Dash!” Hugging occurs, “Hey, Fluttershy!” More hugging, “Congrats, you two!”

“When did YOU guys come in!? I didn’t even see you!” an excitable Rainbow Dash exclaims. “You are even in civilian wear! I LOVE this show!”

“Yeah, we figured to sit this one out and get the newbies to come up with their own act which we are rating as we speak.” Soarin says.

“We didn’t even get to really talk to you guys at your reception… number one! We finished our routine for you and went to change. We got back and were told the Princesses ordered you to go on your honey moon already.” explains Spitfire further.

“I thought you guys left for the night… I wanted to tell you how AWESOME that show was but couldn’t find you.” Rainbow Dash says frowning a bit.

“Dude, it’s all good… we’re here now!” Soarin raises his glass, “A toast! To our amazing newly wed friends! May they age together and STILL get it on even when they wrinkle!”

All of them start to laugh and clink their glasses. Spitfire speaks up, “Hey Rainbow Dash… we miss you flying with us on your random debuts… we have a gig that will suit you! Let’s talk about it!”

“Ah haha, let’s step into my office! Come on Flutters! Let’s bring them inside! Or, do you want to stay out here and mingle!?” Rainbow Dash grins at everyone.

“I’m going to mingle!” Pinkie Pie bursts out!

Rainbow Dash chuckles, “OF course you are, Pinks!” With that, Pinkie was nowhere in sight.

“I’m going to stick with you, Dash… I don’t think I can handle being outside here by myself… if you don’t mind…” Fluttershy squeaks.

“Yep, thought so on that too! Come on, Babe!” Rainbow Dash leads the tiny group indoors taking the garage path. Immediate quietude snaps into play as the four of them walk through the garage and through the doors to the inside passing the crusaders and Rarity. “That was weird, I wonder what they’re talking about. I’m sure we’ll find out sooner or later!” Rainbow Dash ponders being passed by Twilight Sparkle. “Hey, Twilight!”

Twilight accidently bumps into Fluttershy on her way to the garage. “Oops! Sorry, Fluttershy! Hey back, Dash! Hi Spitfire, Soarin!” She shuts the garage door behind her. “What’s up?” She questions her new set of faces.

“First comes love, then comes marriage… then comes, WHERE’S THE BABY!?!?” Sweetie Belles singing turns into a miniscule shout. She goes back to regular volume, “I mean, we know they’re both girls… but they should have a baby or something and we can watch over he or she when they come out into this world.”

“You want what!?” Twilight Sparkle says her face bewildered.

“Yes, dear, they think they can get their birthmark tattoos to pop up from babysitting…” Rarity rolls her eyes. “However, it may be fun to have a little one crawling around…”

“…that is if…” Twilight Sparkle starts to say.

“…if they both agree it’s the right time in their lives for one!” Rarity continues on.

“Exactly.” Agrees Twilight Sparkle.

“Well, Ah think we can convince them without them a knowin we’re convincin them!” Apple Bloom says.

Before letting the older ones ask how, Scootaloo suggests, “By sending them on a second honey moon! It would make sense seeing that they had TWO receptions! I mean, we can’t send them off tonight, they just got back home… but maybe in, like, a couple weeks or so?”

“Who, what, when and why, you figured out… it’s how do you propose to go about this? And, how to get one of them impregnated?” Twilight lightly drills.

“Well you see… Rarity has a lot of hook ups for vacations and other special deals cause of helping out with fashion all over the country… all over the WORLD even! And you can smooth talk the Princesses to join their magic together to enhance a pregnancy… That’s what I gathered in my short time here! I’ll only be able to watch this future kid when I am around…” Babs gives the break down of the ‘how’ aspects of the plan.

“You want us to join our magic together to do what now, dear child?” Princess Celestia saunters into the garage with Princesses Luna and Cadence.

“Long story, Princess Celestia…” Twilight Sparkle sighs.

“It’s okay. Just email me a brief memo on the subject matter.” Princess Celestia smiles at her former student, current right hand.

“We apologize to thee… we must depart this joyous celebration.” Princess Luna says looking upset.

“So soon!? At least you had some of the cake you wanted to eat! Shall we see you this next Thursday for dinner?” Rarity bows formally to the three Princesses.

“Yes, you should expect our company, Rarity!” Princess Cadence giggles at Rarity’s act of formalities.

“Splended. I volunteer Fluttershy to cook… she, however, doesn’t know it yet!”

“How delightful.” Princess Cadence says, still playing along to Rarity’s banter. “I haven’t seen my husband around anywhere… do you by any chance know where I can seek him?”

“He went back to the game of darts, Cadence. We can call him down here by the intercom!” Twilight goes over and presses the button to call her brother to leave.

“We shall see thee in after 5 nights passing. Goodbye!” Princess Luna waves as the Royals and Twilight Sparkle’s brother leave.

Rarity and Twilight Sparkle turn their attention back to the crusaders. A set of eight eyes look at the both of them pleadingly.

“Oh, alright. I’ll pull some strings and even offer to house sit.” Rarity says.

“And, I, Twilight Sparkle, will do my very best to help out with the Princesses.” Says the other purple haired girl.

“THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!” the teenagers bounced up and down high-fiving and hugging their elders. Then, they were left to themselves.

“Ah told you it’d be a piece of cake!” Apple Bloom gloats.

“Speaking of cake… we need to eat some!” Scootaloo’s tummy growls.

“Did I just hear someone ask for a piece of cake!?” Pinkie jumps out scaring the girls. “Well!? Cake anyone!?”

Thursday Night Dinner

“Did you know that you can get poisoned from licking too many envelopes and stamps?” Twilight Sparkle was being her egghead self trying to break the silence of the whole room of the obligated volunteers of the ‘Thank You Card’ stuffing committee.

“Why don’t we talk about something more exciting…” Rarity pauses. “Like, what you were doing with Trixie, last week, at the 2nd wedding reception? I thought you were seeing a guy from a library or something.”

“She came out of nowhere… and that guy and I, we are not an item. He just so happens to have a crush on me and I let him take me out.” Says Twilight Sparkle, as a matter of fact.

“Taking after me are you, huh, Twilight! I am very impressed. And, Trixie?” presses Rarity.

Twilight Sparkle coughs a little bit before answering. “We were just catching up! I saw the fireworks…”

“You saw the fireworks, alright!” Rarity butted in.

“…in the sky and they looked like the works of Trixie. So, I calculated where the light show was being shot from and I traced it over to the corner of the house and there she was. At first, I hid behind one of the trees. And then, I…” constinues Twilight Sparkle.

“…YOU WENT UP TO HER AND SHE HUGGED YOU AND KISSED YOU!” Pinkie Pie interrupts.

“Yes, that happened.” Admitted Twilight Sparkle.

“AND THEN YOU TWO FELL BEHIND THE BUSH!” Pinkie Pie added on.

“And, that too…” Twilight Sparkle turns red in the face and throws a few pens from her work desk at Pinkie Pie.

“My, my… So scandalous you are!” Rarity comments.

“Talk about yourself, Rarity.” Rainbow Dash accidently says out loud after being silent the whole time.

“I have not the slightest clue what you are talking about, Dash…!” Rarity gasps.

“Of course not! On this note… hey, Scoots! Let’s see if dinner is ready yet… this is so lame stuffing these envelopes!” Rainbow Dash hurries out grabbing Scootaloo before the kid was able to reply. The office door shuts.

“But these are HER thank you cards! That I so happened to design. The cake-family shot insert was a nice touch, great idea Pinkie! You did put your business’s sticker on the back right?” Rarity tries to get off the topic of her love life questions that are about to be trampled on her.

“I did! Nice try Rarity!” Pinkie Pie gently pokes at her friend.

“It is between us girls, Rarity… do tell us what is up!” Twilight Sparkle speaks her soft demand.

“Oh, ummm, I believe that I just remembered to help Fluttershy prep something in the kitchen… I’ll call you ladies in a bit for dinner!” Rarity jets out the door faster than Rainbow Dash. ‘I am not ready. For this. But why? Dash and Fluttershy are happy… why can’t I be?’ she thinks to herself making it to the first floor.

The kitchen was pretty loud considering how quiet as a mouse Fluttershy is. Apple Jack and Rainbow Dash were arm wrestling on one of the counters to see who the stronger one of the two of them and Scootaloo was laughing at their facial expressions and noises. Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom were chopping vegetables talking a mile a minutes about the new scary movie preview they saw on a commercial and want to take Babs to while she was still in town.

“Fluttershy, dear, I came down here to see if you needed help with the dinner you are preparing, but I see you already have two extra sets of hands!” Rarity says startling Fluttershy.

“Heh-hey Rarity! I didn’t notice you coming in the kitchen! Would you like to make the chili dip appetizer? The cream cheese and the chili can are sitting on that counter and the shredded cheddar cheese is still in the fridge.” Fluttershy softly says to Rarity. She notices her friend is a little freaked out but doesn’t know why… she doesn’t press her on the subject but says instead, “We can talk about it at our spa appointment tomorrow.”

“Fluttershy, you’re the best!” Rarity says and relaxes a bit starting her task.

The room quiets down after awhile. The arm wrestling challenge takes a break sitting as a tie. Rainbow Dash gives Scootaloo a noogie on the head and makes her way to her love.

Embracing Fluttershy from behind, Rainbow Dash kisses her cheek and whispers, “I love you, when’s dinner going to be ready?” She receives a giggle from her wife and ignores Rarity’s side comment of “How romantic”.

“Soon, Dashie… almost ready! Why don’t you go outside and check on the eggplants, onions and garlic on the grill…and bring it in. It’s in a foil pouch altogether. The Princesses will be here at 7 and dinner will be served at 7:30.” Fluttershy giggles again, especially when Rainbow Dash added the “ish” after each number. “Oh! And, I love you!”

“You got it, Babe!” Rainbow Dash waits for Fluttershy to kiss her again before leaving to the grill.

Cooking was the only noise heard in the kitchen again. The three younger girls decided to check and see if Babs fell asleep in her bubble bath and then to bother Spike in the basement playing video games on the big screen. Apple Jack decided to chill with Rainbow Dash outside on the patio.

Rarity could only hear her thoughts about Apple Jack and thoughts on what she promised the crusaders that she didn’t hear Fluttershy ask her what was on her mind. She shook herself and asked Fluttershy, “Fluttershy, dear, what would you say if I gave you two tickets for a week’s stay at a cherry vineyard & winery? I cannot go myself because…” she couldn’t think of an excuse so she continues on her pitch, “…otherwise I would… it has a tour and complimentary drinks and hotel stay at the site itself. It’s happening in the beginning of next month which is 2 weeks from now, the best time to go to these things, autumn.” Rarity sighs. She pictures herself going with a certain companion, walking through the cooler breeze hand in hand, and wearing the latest fall fashion.

“Oh, I don’t know Rarity! Rainbow and I haven’t even gone back to work yet. We start on Monday. We couldn’t possibly ask for time off so soon and we wouldn’t want to impose if you wanted to go on this trip with someone special!” Fluttershy starts to decline.

“DO think about this. Take it as a second honey moon! You did have a 2nd reception! I am sure there’s a way to get another block off of work. You two are like workaholics, well I mean, we all are but, you know? I am sure that you both still have paid vacation time that you have to use before the new year hits. AND, it isn’t a biggie… there are other invites to attend. AND it is a present. Please don’t refuse this gift. You’ll both have a marvelous time.” Rarity persists her offer that no was not an option to.

“What about Angel bunny and Tank? And the garden, it needs to prep for the colder weather and…” says Fluttershy pouring the water that boiled potatoes in the sink so she can mash them.

“Don’t worry about that. I am volunteering myself and Apple Jack to house sit for you the whole duration.” Rarity reassures her friend places three bowls of dip into the oven on the rack underneath the cheesy broccoli & cauliflower dish.

“Oh… that would be nice and all, but I still don’t know… I’ll have to bring it up to Rainbow.” Fluttershy seems a little hesitant about her friend’s proposal and adds the salt, pepper, and fresh parsley flakes in the potatoes.

“Splendid! You can bring it up at the dinner table! The Princesses and everyone would probably encourage this!” suggests Rarity.

“Oh, okay. I will.” Fluttershy says with a determined nod.

A delighted Rarity, smiles in a tiny triumph. “MMMM, this smoked brisket smells delicious! What time is it!? The dips are ready!”

7 o’clock on the dot the doorbell rings. DING DING DONNNNNNNNNNNNNG!!!! The Princesses have arrived. Rarity got her answer.

Twilight Sparkle answered the door “Hello there, Princess Celestia, Luna, and Cadence!” she greets them in. “Where’s my brother?”

“He really wanted to make it for dinner knowing that Fluttershy was cooking, but he has business to attend to at the Crystal Empire tonight.” Princess Cadence apologies after doing her childhood cheer with Twilight Sparkle.

“Got it. Hopefully nothing too troubling is happening over there!” Twilight Sparkle says back.

“I got your email explaining everything. I think it is rather cute. Very doable. But, you are correct. They are the ones that must agree it’s the right time in their lives to handle it. Did they take the vacation offer?” Princess Celestia whispers in Twilight Sparkle’s ear giving her a hug.

“I am not sure about that. Rarity is supposed to bring it up. I’ve been stuck in a room with Pinkie Pie doing the ‘thank you for attending’ cards…” Twilight Sparkle answers her uncertainties.

“Understood. I will check with Rarity on her progress later.” Princess Celestia says.

Princess Luna pushes her way to the kitchen “Smells scrumptious throughout thy whole house, Fluttershy! I cannot wait to dine with thee and the rest of the company.”

“Th-thank you, Princess Luna!” Fluttershy stammers. “You can wait in the living room. Dinner will be ready at 7:30. Rarity is bringing out the chips and dip to munch on in the meantime.” She starts to giggle as Princess Luna does Rainbow Dash’s impression of the word “ish”.

“Then that is what I shall do. Thank you.” Princess Luna exits the kitchen to join everyone else.

Rarity follows holding a bowl of chips in her hand and levitates the hot dip bowl in front of her. She catches the Princess up on how her end of the crusader’s secret plan was going.

Several minutes later, Fluttershy thanks her Dashie silently in her mind that there is an intercom for the house. She presses the button. CRACKLE CRACKLE. “Girls? Girls! Come upstairs and bring Spike with you. Wash your hands and set the table. We’ll start eating after you’re done doing that.”

The intercom crackles back. “OKAY! WE’RE ON OUR WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” chorused through the speaker.

At 7:30, everyone sits down at the table. The turn table was so full it took a little effort to turn it. Rainbow Dash offered tea, soda pop, wine, juice, etc. making sure everyone was content AND because Fluttershy said so. Everyone mumbles a prayer saying thanks to the Lord for the food they were about to eat.

‘It’s silent… that’s a good thing Fluttershy’ Fluttershy thinks to herself ‘that means they’re enjoying the food. her facial expression changes to a worried one ‘oh no! I have to bring up what Rarity and I talked about while cooking…’

Rainbow Dash notices Fluttershy is too busy in her thoughts that she wasn’t eating. “What’s wrong, Sunshine? The food is AWESOME!”

“Oh, Dashie… it’s… oh, never mind.” Fluttershy stammers getting nudged by Rarity under the table. “I mean, Rarity is giving us a trip to a cherry vineyard & winery. Isn’t that great? I told her you wouldn’t want to go for it… it’s for a couple weeks from now… and…” she gets stopped by a kiss on the lips to notify her to calm down and that it’s okay.

“How generous of you, Rarity… but I have to get back into the grind at work!” Rainbow Dash says to her friend.

“That’s what Fluttershy said earlier.” Rarity’s voice sounded a little low as she noticed her little sister’s upset face.

“BUT, I know I have some extra time off if I wanted before the new year comes! So, I’ll ask the big boss on Monday!” Rainbow Dash lifts her friends frown back up to her normal bona fide smile.

“AND that is what I told Fluttershy, back!” Rarity enthusiastically says looking at Fluttershy. She turns back to Rainbow Dash. “And, that Apple Jack and I offer to house sit for you.”

Apple Jack’s jaw drops because she doesn't know what's going on as Rainbow Dash says to Rarity, “EVEN BETTER! THANKS A.J.!!!” She punches Apple Jack's arm playfully.

Princess Celestia spoke up “If you have any problems, your bosses can talk to me or Luna!”

Dinner goes on for another hour. Everyone excuses themselves from the table to lounge around settling the food in their stomachs. The four crusaders are in the spare bedroom. Scootaloo designated it to be where she sleeps when she gets to spend the night.

“Ah say that went well!” Apple Bloom chirps happily!

“What do we do before their trip?” asks Scootaloo.

Sweetie Belle lies down on the bed. “We can do that subliminal message thing.”

“Like, incorporate babies in day to day conversations… like to Dash when she goes flying with you, Scoots!” Babs got to put her two cents in.

“Great idea! Want to crash here with me tonight guys?” Scootaloo asks.

“YEAH!!!!! CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS SLEEPOVER AT THE RAINBOWSHY FORTRESS!!!!!”

“Let’s go ask them then! RACE YOU DOWN!!!” Scootaloo jets the way Rainbow Dash would.

Oooo Baby, BABY... buh-Baby, BABY!

The four crusaders file out of the movie exiting the mall entrance instead of the outside exit. They had to meet Babs’ ride to the airport by the Nordstrom’s entrance. Rarity had to exchange something.

“That was an awesome movie! It was crazy how someone gets killed on video chat if someone types "I did it for the lulz" three times!” Babs goes for a high five from Scootaloo and receives nothing. “Why so silent, Scoots!? Were you…scared!?!?”

“NO WAY! I wasn’t scared. I LOVED looking at the smiley face.” Scootaloo acts cooly.

Holding onto each other shaking, Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle join into the conversation.

“We knew you’d love this here movie, Babs!” Apple Bloom says to her cousin. “Ah almost peed in mah pants!”

Scootaloo took this moment to make herself look slightly better and not scared. “Like a baby in a diaper!? Want me to get someone to change you!?” She laughs at her own joke and coughs it out at the end.

“No wonder this movie was in the discounted theatre! Who would sit through this and love it!?” Sweetie Belle shivers again. “I wouldn’t pay full price for this!”

“Well, Smiley wasn’t the only one in this theatre!” Babs defends her new favourite movie.

“As, as long as ya enjoyed yerself… is all that matters.” Apple Bloom hugs Babs separating the death grip hand hold she is sharing with Sweetie Belle.

“It’s not a second run theatre… just a discounted one.” comments Scootaloo. “Too bad you have to leave for camp. Thought you could’ve figured out a way to ditch! We could have helped you… but we somehow wrapped ourselves with the baby business.”

Suddenly Sweetie Belle gasps! “Isn’t that Spike!?!? AND SILVER SPOON!”

“YEAH! So that’s what she’s up to! Remember Diamond Tiara freaking out that Silver Spoon disappeared? HAHA she was really ditched to go on a date!” Scootaloo laughs.

“We can all follow Spike in a sec ya’ll… but first we have to hug Babs! Mah sis is here!” Apple Bloom says in a saddened voice while everyone “AWES”.

“I still wonder why RARITY had to tag along! Thought she has that spa thing with Fluttershy every Friday!” Scootaloo wonders getting into a side conversation with Sweetie Belle leaving the two cousins some time alone to say goodbye by themselves.

“How do you know their schedule!?” Sweetie Belle asks.

“Oh, don’t you look at that holographic calendar Twilight gave each household? It has all that info on everyone’s business… like, when Babs flight leaves and the trip we’re sending Dash and Fluttershy just got added this morning!” Scootaloo proudly says for being in the loop.

Sweetie Belle was impressed with that answer. “Speaking about baby diapers and Dash and Fluttershy… they’re walking towards us! They are soooooooo adorable. Holding hands and everything.” She gasps. “Awe how sweet! Dash just snuck a kiss!!!” She clasps her hands together smiling. “Ugh, how mushy!” was what she got in a muttered response by her friend.

“DASH!!!!!!!!” Scootaloo calls out waving. “OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT’S UP!!!!!!!!!!!!?????”

“Hey there, Squirt! We hitched a ride with A.J. over here! Don’t you remember? We have that flying practice to do!” Rainbow Dash gives Scootaloo a noogie on the head. “I didn’t have to read that holographic thingamajig to remember!”

“YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!” Scootaloo cheers.

“We’re going to hang out here… if that’s okay… till I have that spa appointment with Rarity and you two are going to fly with me there on your way to the field.” says Fluttershy just slightly above the mall traffic noise.

With a nod, Scootaloo goes “Yeah, that’s cool.”

“Guys! Ah am gonna go and drop Babs off at the airport with ma sis and Rarity.” Apple Bloom announces.

“Ummm, I don’t know about that, but I’m sure they’ll be okay with it.” Rainbow Dash starts to say. “I just sent A.J. a text saying we found you guys and to come here.

“Well they better be! Babs is mah fave cousin and Ah am gonna go and see her off!” Apple Bloom says as a no other way statement.

“I had a blast everyone! Group hug?” Babs asks. Everyone joined in. Even Rainbow Dash after a minute.

Rarity walks ahead of Apple Jack to meet the group. “We mustn’t be late! The plane won’t wait for one passenger!”

“Apple Bloom is going with you and if it’s okay, your sister is staying with us. We’re on our way to the food court to get some ice cream. I wish you could join us.” Fluttershy says in a hushed apologetic voice.

“We’ll cab it to the spa place to drop Fluttershy to hang out with you and Sweetie can watch us practice our moves!” Rainbow Dash was telling Rarity.

“Ummm, well… I…” thinks Rarity out loud.

“Rainbow, Scootaloo and I are going out for dinner with Twilight and Spike at this one restaurant later. You and Apple Jack can join us with Apple Bloom later and we can call Pinkie…” invites Fluttershy. “…if that’s alright with you and Apple Jack, of course…”

“I suppose it’s okay.” Rarity sighs excepting the fact her ‘before the spa’ plans were ruined. “Come on Apples, we must head out! Time is ticking!”

Rainbow Dash directs the other half of the group herding them to the promised ice cream. She holds Fluttershy’s hand proudly beaming the whole way. Fluttershy being bold in public, kisses her love. Getting to the food court, the two of them kiss again before splitting up. Rainbow Dash got everyone’s orders on the walk there and Fluttershy’s job was to seek a table with everyone else.

“Did you see those strollers at that one store? And how cute those stuffed animals clothes were? I’d play dress up with a new born and those stuffed animals… they can trade clothes whenever!” Sweetie Belle talks to Scootaloo, indirectly to Fluttershy as they sit down waiting for the ice cream to come their way.

“OH! Uhhh, yeah. Cute. Very cute. And the rest of the toys walking back look very educational and fun with all the colours and sounds and such.” Scootaloo catches on to what Sweetie Belles intentions were for the conversation topic.

“Rainbow and I used to play house as children.” Fluttershy speaks up. “Sorry for interrupting girls!”

“NO! It’s okay! Please tell us!” encourages Sweetie Belle with Scootaloo giving her undivided attention as well.

“Oh, okay.” continues Fluttershy. “I guess Rainbow and I don’t have to play house anymore.” She giggles. “Anyway, we really would pretend we had a baby. It was a Cabbage Patch Doll. Then we changed the doll to a Cabbage Patch Kid figuring since we were getting older the baby had to get older too!”

“That makes sense.” Sweetie Belle interacts with the story teller.

“Yes. And even though the dirty diapers weren’t real. Rainbow would always pretend to be sleeping so I had to change the baby!” Fluttershy smiles remembering. Scootaloo starts to laugh while imagining. “I would cook and Rainbow would have to feed the doll.” She feels a kiss on her cheek.

“Hey, Babe. Figured we’d share!” Rainbow Dash sets a 7 scoop mountain of different flavours in front of Fluttershy topped with whip cream and nuts… AND a cherry. Then seperates the other two ice cream orders balancing off her other hand and sets that down to the rightful eater. “What are we talking about?!”

“Why don’t you show us how you fed the baby doll when you were a kid, Dash! Pretend Fluttershy is that doll!” Scootaloo says in a daring voice.

“Okay, no problem!” Rainbow Dash takes a spoonful. “Open WIDE.” She says in the baby talk tone and waits for Fluttershy to cooperate. Fluttershy finally opens her mouth and Rainbow Dash shoves the spoon in the mouth. “GOOD GIRL!!! “ she leans over and makes a MWAH sound as she kisses Fluttershy on the lips as a reward.

“DASHIE!” Fluttershy exclaims. “YOU did NOT kiss that doll ever!”

“Well, I kiss you!” says Rainbow Dash. “AND if that doll was a real baby and ours I would!”

Fluttershy kisses Rainbow Dash as the teenagers “AWE” across from them. “I cannot WAIT till we have a little Dashie flying around!”

Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo are feeling happy thinking this looks real good! They couldn’t wait to tell Apple Bloom. Sweetie Belle’s phone beeps a few times.

“Fluttershy? Dash? Spike just text me… is it alright if I hang out with him when you guys all leave for the spa and practice? I’ll meet you for dinner! Since Spike has to go there too and all…”

“Yeah that’s cool. Saves us cab fare!” Rainbow Dash says getting lightly smacked on her arm.

“DASH-IE.” Fluttershy says in a scolding tone.

“What!” Rainbow Dash shrugs her shoulders. “It’s true.”

“We’ll just have to text your sister Sweetie Belle.” Fluttershy says more calmly.

“GREAT! Spike’s heading over to the food court now!” Sweetie Belle says happily. She shows Scootaloo the text that was sent to her from Spike before the offer to hang. It reads: “So now you know why I’ve been so quiet lately.”

Scootaloo shows Sweetie Belle her phone saying the same thing. She whispers to her friend “My phone was on vibe. You have fun with Spike and tease him about his secret lover like I would! I told him I had flying practice but I’d see him at dinner with the rest of you.”

While whispering and sharing their texts on their phones together, they squealed when they over heard, “Why don’t we play house tonight when we get home, Flutters!?” and “Okay, Dashie, this will be fun!”

The Birds & Bees...Oh Please

For the last week and a half, the crusaders have bounced around Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy. They were pointing out baby ads, baby stores, babies they thought were cute… they got themselves pacifier necklaces and even wore baby bibs during the last “Thursday Night Dinner”!

Babies. It was ALL about babies. It was no longer about babysitting. It was about a new baby in general. Rarity and Twilight Sparkle even noticed that the crusaders stopped thinking about babysitting. They too, started hinting in their own little adult way about how the newlyweds should have a baby. It would be nice to play hot potato using a new born. It really would be cool to have a new addition to the “family’, for a baby would bring in more love and affection in their lives. Even the Princesses joined in with hinting in conversations.

Everyone gathered for a “Wednesday Night Dinner” this week because the second honey moon was to start happening early the next day. Everyone was pretty much there except for Apple Jack, Shining Armor and Spike who were coming late because they had to fix one of the tractors at the farm with Big Mac. Pinkie Pie offered to cook because Fluttershy would be too busy packing for both her and Rainbow Dash. She decided to cook boneless skinless chicken breasts with sautéed mushrooms, spinach, and asparagus in an onion broth on top of brown rice.

Those not cooking or packing were in the living room talking. The last couple of weeks all the banter ended up being was about babies. Right now it was about how gays have babies and that lesbians have it easier than the gays. Other topics were on the adoption options and such. That ended quickly when both Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash said they’d prefer to carry and have their own and then eventually adopt.

“Who’d be the one to carry a baby in their tummy?” Sweetie Belle asked.

Apple Bloom scratches her head. “Fluttershy, of course!”

“Duh, Fluttershy! She’s more motherly. Dash is just… AWESOME!!! And I can’t picture her with a big belly!” Scootaloo said in an outburst.

That’s when Rainbow Dash walks in. Little did she know, that 1, she was going to play the 20 questions game, and 2, the kids and everyone in the room had a plan involving the Princesses to help magically create a baby, when she said “Actually, I’d pop a kid out.”

Rarity and Twilight Sparkle gasped as Scootaloo freaks out after picking up her jaw, “REALLY!?!? What!?!?!? NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Yes, way!” Rainbow Dash said as a matter of fact. “And, Fluttershy will pop one out too.”

“At the same time!?!?” the crusaders shouted in unison.

“Naw! One baby at a time!” Rainbow Dash answered. “I’m awesome and can handle two rugrats at the same time… but, I’d rather just have one first. Ya’know…”

“How will you two do that without a guy?” Sweetie Belle asks.

“And sure ya’ll both will hava kid, but wouldn’t yer kid only look like whoevas havin that baby?” Apple Bloom adds.

“Ummm, well, we thought about this when we were younger.” Rainbow Dash starts out. “You know how some people or couples who can’t have kids of their own go to a surrogate lady to have a kid for them? Well they put their eggs and sperms in that lady and when the kid pops out she did her job. I personally wouldn’t ever want to have that job, but it pays so much.”

“But didn’t you say that you guys… ir girls will be the ones carrying? What do you mean getting a surro… umm serrigate lady to help out?” Scootaloo asks another question.

“Well, my egg will be inside Fluttershy and vice versa when either of us have a kid...we'd be the surrogates to each other.” Rainbow Dash looks out the living room towards the kitchen. Her eyes wanders off towards the stair case and sees Fluttershy coming down. “FLUTTERSHY!!! THANK GOODNESS!!! COME HERE!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!” she cries Fluttershy to come over.

“What is it, Dashie?” Fluttershy says in concern.

“Ummm, help me explain about babies?” Dash says blushing.

“Wh-what?” Fluttershy says with a look of surprise. “Ba-babies?!”

“YEAH! We want to know how you and Dash will have babies.” Sweetie Belle says as Fluttershy looks at her friends, wife, and then over to the Princesses who were there watching the wedding itself screening on the television.

“Where in this conversation are you guys?” Fluttershy sits on Rainbow Dash’s lap.

“We were askin bout lezzbians needin a guy er not.” Apple Bloom replies.

Twilight Sparkle speaks up about what she read a few years ago in a newspaper. “There was a study that some scientists tested on some mice putting their eggs together to create babies, they succeeded but only managed to make other female mice. Which, actually makes a lot of sense.”

“Some people just write to the Princesses to help them.” Rarity joins into the conversation.

“We are talking about the people who don’t have access or can say they are family to the Princesses though.” Scootaloo pipes up.

“Most ladies can go to the sperm bank and most of the gays try for adoption or that surrogate mother thing I was talking about.” Rainbow Dash says. “This conversation is OVER… too much baby drilling for me! AND I am having a little Pinkie Sense of my own saying that she’s going to…” CRACKLE CRACKLE the intercom cracks “…call us for dinner.”

“DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Pinkie Pie yells echoing throughout the house. “Oh, and A.J. and the boys are here.”

Everyone ran to the dining room table. Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash stayed behind for a minute waiting for the Princesses to head to the table.

Princess Celestia speaks, “When the time is right, we three will cast a spell to help you conceive.”

“Thanks, Princess…” says Rainbow Dash.

“Yes, thank you, Princess.” Fluttershy also says.

“Thou hath had a tough classroom tonight, Dash.” Princess Luna says.

“Ugh, no kidding. I don’t like thinking about these things unless it’s actually time to!” Rainbow Dash says hoping she didn’t hurt her wife’s feelings.

“It’s okay, Dashie… I feel the same way” Fluttershy says giving her a kiss. She took the remote and stopped the wedding tape right when the cake appeared.

“It was a very heavenly tasting cake that day AND at your second reception! I cannot wait for dessert! Pinkie Pie is, hands down, the best.” Princess Cadence says last.

The five of them followed the smell of the delicious dinner that awaits them.

End of STORY ---> It CANNOT Be Fixed

actually, it can... but i'm too lazy.

the story really does get interesting... but, oh well... maybe some day i'll pick this back up and edit out everything or submit the rest of this story.

i'm going to take a chapter from here and make it it's own little short story.

thanks!