Arise Chicken Arise!

by CrimsonEquine

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random
Length: 450

Scootaloo becomes a chicken.

It is Scootaloo's eighteenth birthday and she will become the one thing that will unexpectedly come upon her, a chicken…
BAKAH!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-04-14 21:44:47 UTC

OMG I am so hungry for corn right now!!

Scootaloo was dancing around in her party where there in some pony started to dance with her and stuff. This somepony was no ordinary pony though because he was a sexy colt pony who decided eh what the hell, I'll dance with this bitch. So then they began to dance on the dance floor of Scoot's Quincinceara and it was so cute as everyone watched them do the dugy. They continued to dance and stare at each other's eyes for the love that was forming between them but, only in its birth. After the music ended the bluish colored hot colt pony with a yellow mane began to curtsy in front of the woman of his dreams. Then the two walked off into her room where they then began to fuck each other furiously as if they were having sex for the first time. The colt pony pounded her like a motor piston in a race car in Nascar racing to be first to the finish. They then slept together soundly as an unexpected visitor came to the room....

"Is the coast clear?" said Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force as he lurked with his eyes upon Scootaloo's room.

"Yes I believe we may summon Mega Ultra Chicken in here." said the Chicken Shaman.

The two crept silently into the room to find the two horses sleeping soundly unbeknownst to their position. The Chicken Shaman raised his stick and began to chant "Arise Chicken Arise!". He continued to do this for a few minutes yet nothing happened even when he made a hole in the ground by banging his chicken stick really hard on it.

"What the hell? I payed you a lot of money to turn this pony into a ginormous monster chicken!" whispered Master Shake as he watched the two ponies sleep.

"It's not my fault that the Mega Ultra Chicken reincarnation does not want to rise." said the Chicken Shaman.

"I am going to bang that stick all over your head if you don't give me what I payed for." said Master Shake.

"Oh I'd like to see you try." said The Chicken Shaman.

Master Shake tackled The Chicken Shaman where they began to fight each other. Master Shake wrung out his samurai sword to then slash at The Chicken Shaman furiously. The Chicken Shaman expertly deflected all attacks that Shake threw at him then banged his chicken staff right on Shake's straw. Then they stopped instantly to hear the slumbering pony shake in her bed in discomfort. They stood still to watch her shift in bed only to see her regain position on her bed.