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Staying Sane In A Peaceful World

by tranhdxrbntd
Can Equestria survive with possibly some of the most dangerous people walking around?

Like his friends, Tran isn't normal by any standards whatsoever but as he would say "Normal is boring." Him, along with his friends, were summoned to Canterlot, Equestria by Celestia because of one simple concept Tran and his friends excelled in, war, violence, and combat. Despite being mere teens, the lot of them are far more experienced than the royal guard due to living in a post apocalyptic zombie ridden earth. Despite suffering from vast mental problems, the lot of them love chaos nearly as much as Discord. What shenanigans will ensure? If you want to know a bit about the story, move your mouse over the black censored bars to reveal what is underneath.

One thing I want to get out, my writing skills aren't that good as English is my second language. Don't expect Shakespeare grade literature. This story is a self insert with a me and a group of my friends. The difference between this self insert and normal self inserts? My friends and I are all extremely violent and skilled shooters, fighters, etc. Here's who we are.
[spoiler]Tran (ie me)- I am very skilled in martial arts, firearms, and basically every other weapon in the universe. I basically know everything, book smarts and weapons wise. In story, I will point out a lot of things about what most bronies think, then disprove it. I am ungodly violent, ungodly insane, and full of bloodlust. Doesn't help that I'm also the most abnormal.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Nick- Ungodly strong. He is able to lift five people easily. Good with all rifles. Insane and violent. Decent weapons knowledgee.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Andy- A troll and an idiot with weapons. The latter is a complete understatement. Random and sheer stupidity when it comes to something other than book smarts.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Ike- Probably the most normal of the group. Thought still very violent and somewhat insane. Very skilled with blades and normally skill with guns. Normal intelligence and decent weapons knowledge.[/spoiler]
Don't look at until you've reached chapter 14!
[spoiler]Logan-Good with guns. Rivals me when it comes to guns. Normal book intelligence and massive amounts of military and weapons knowledge. Very violent and very insane.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Austin- GAY PACIFIST!!! Seriously he's bi and he's a pacifist. Normal intelligence and no weapons knowledge. No violence cause he's a PACIFIST and not insane.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Alex-Insane pyromaniac. More worried about humiliation of an enemy rather than directly killing them. Normal intelligence and low weapons knowledge. Very insane and very violent.[/spoiler]

Incomplete
Dark
Alternate Universe
Human
Comedy
Adventure
Crossover
 

492483 words: Estimated 1 day to read

50 Chapters:

  1. How It All Began 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
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  2. Chapter 1: Meeting The Cutie Mark Crusaders 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    6913
  3. Chapter 2: The Party and Sightseeing Shenanigans 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    11337
  4. Chapter 3: The Canterlot Affairs 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    9217
  5. Chapter 4: Cadance's Empire 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    7018
  6. Chapter 5: What Now? 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2278
  7. Chapter 6: Someone's Pissed 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    9076
  8. Chapter 7: Shenanigans Everywhere 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    9136
  9. Chapter 8: Stuff 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    11771
  10. Chapter 9: A Normal Day 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    9198
  11. Chapter 10: Nightmare Night Part 1 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
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  12. Chapter 11: Nightmare Night Part 2 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    9138
  13. Chapter 12: The Return 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    4613
  14. Chapter 13: The Adventures Of One Random Child-Teenager, One Survivor, One Juggernaut, And One Nightmare part 1 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    11837
  15. Chapter 14: The Adventures Of One Random Child-Teenager, One Survivor, One Juggernaut, And One Nightmare part 2 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    16491
  16. Chapter 15: Tran Styled Shenanigans 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    9223
  17. Chapter 16: The Next Day 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    7109
  18. Chapter 17: Boot Camp Part 1 and The Hearth's Warming Eve Play 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    9488
  19. Chapter 18: Hearth's Warming Eve 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    14410
  20. Chapter 19: If You Give A Pony Demon Powers... Part 1 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    7378
  21. Chapter 20: If You Give A Pony Demon Powers... Part 2 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    9639
  22. Chapter 21: If You Give A Pony Demon Powers... Part 3 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    7044
  23. Chapter 22: If You Give A Pony Demon Powers... Part 4 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    4676
  24. Chapter 23: Ridikulusness 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
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  25. Chapter 24: The Griffon Empire 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
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  26. Chapter 25: Character Descriptions 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
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  27. Chapter 26: Winter Wrap Up and Shenanigans 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    7004
  28. Chapter 27: Yebat 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
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  29. Chapter 28: Touch Them and I Will Rape You With a Cacitus Part 1 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
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  30. Chapter 29: Touch them and I Will Rape You With a Cacitus Part 2 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    7001
  31. Chapter 30: Touch them and I Will Rape You With A Cacitus Part 3 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    6966
  32. Chapter 31: He Tried and Failed Part 1 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    11587
  33. Chapter 32: He Tried and Failed Part 2 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    9197
  34. Chapter 33: He Tried and Failed Part 3 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    11446
  35. Chapter 34: Hmm Cacitus 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    11687
  36. Chapter 35: What? 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    6937
  37. Chapter 36: Boot Camp Part 2 and Schtuff 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    11562
  38. Chapter 37: A Different Equestria 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    9297
  39. Chapter 38: Hello Doctor 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    9008
  40. Chapter 39: Oh Hello 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    7127
  41. Chapter 40: Boot Camp Part 3 and Life Goes On Part 1 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    14226
  42. Chapter 41: Life Goes On Part 2 And Shenanigans 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    4470
  43. Chapter 42: Eenope 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    4541
  44. Chapter 43: Back to the Future or the Past or the Present or Whatever It's Called 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    6940
  45. Chapter 44: Exactly 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
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  46. Chapter 45: Run, Hide, Scream, or Panic 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    6673
  47. Chapter 46: Fool Me Once... 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    13851
  48. Chapter 47: One of Many 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
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  49. Chapter 48: The Cost of Living 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    11363
  50. Chapter 49: A Completely Mundane Tuesday 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
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