
Staying Sane In A Peaceful World
Like his friends, Tran isn't normal by any standards whatsoever but as he would say "Normal is boring." Him, along with his friends, were summoned to Canterlot, Equestria by Celestia because of one simple concept Tran and his friends excelled in, war, violence, and combat. Despite being mere teens, the lot of them are far more experienced than the royal guard due to living in a post apocalyptic zombie ridden earth. Despite suffering from vast mental problems, the lot of them love chaos nearly as much as Discord. What shenanigans will ensure? If you want to know a bit about the story, move your mouse over the black censored bars to reveal what is underneath.
One thing I want to get out, my writing skills aren't that good as English is my second language. Don't expect Shakespeare grade literature. This story is a self insert with a me and a group of my friends. The difference between this self insert and normal self inserts? My friends and I are all extremely violent and skilled shooters, fighters, etc. Here's who we are.
[spoiler]Tran (ie me)- I am very skilled in martial arts, firearms, and basically every other weapon in the universe. I basically know everything, book smarts and weapons wise. In story, I will point out a lot of things about what most bronies think, then disprove it. I am ungodly violent, ungodly insane, and full of bloodlust. Doesn't help that I'm also the most abnormal.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Nick- Ungodly strong. He is able to lift five people easily. Good with all rifles. Insane and violent. Decent weapons knowledgee.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Andy- A troll and an idiot with weapons. The latter is a complete understatement. Random and sheer stupidity when it comes to something other than book smarts.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Ike- Probably the most normal of the group. Thought still very violent and somewhat insane. Very skilled with blades and normally skill with guns. Normal intelligence and decent weapons knowledge.[/spoiler]
Don't look at until you've reached chapter 14!
[spoiler]Logan-Good with guns. Rivals me when it comes to guns. Normal book intelligence and massive amounts of military and weapons knowledge. Very violent and very insane.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Austin- GAY PACIFIST!!! Seriously he's bi and he's a pacifist. Normal intelligence and no weapons knowledge. No violence cause he's a PACIFIST and not insane.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Alex-Insane pyromaniac. More worried about humiliation of an enemy rather than directly killing them. Normal intelligence and low weapons knowledge. Very insane and very violent.[/spoiler]
50 Chapters:
- How It All Began 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC9398
- Chapter 1: Meeting The Cutie Mark Crusaders 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC6913
- Chapter 2: The Party and Sightseeing Shenanigans 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC11337
- Chapter 3: The Canterlot Affairs 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC9217
- Chapter 4: Cadance's Empire 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC7018
- Chapter 5: What Now? 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC2278
- Chapter 6: Someone's Pissed 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC9076
- Chapter 7: Shenanigans Everywhere 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC9136
- Chapter 8: Stuff 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC11771
- Chapter 9: A Normal Day 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC9198
- Chapter 10: Nightmare Night Part 1 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC4691
- Chapter 11: Nightmare Night Part 2 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC9138
- Chapter 12: The Return 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC4613
- Chapter 13: The Adventures Of One Random Child-Teenager, One Survivor, One Juggernaut, And One Nightmare part 1 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC11837
- Chapter 14: The Adventures Of One Random Child-Teenager, One Survivor, One Juggernaut, And One Nightmare part 2 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC16491
- Chapter 15: Tran Styled Shenanigans 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC9223
- Chapter 16: The Next Day 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC7109
- Chapter 17: Boot Camp Part 1 and The Hearth's Warming Eve Play 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC9488
- Chapter 18: Hearth's Warming Eve 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC14410
- Chapter 19: If You Give A Pony Demon Powers... Part 1 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC7378
- Chapter 20: If You Give A Pony Demon Powers... Part 2 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC9639
- Chapter 21: If You Give A Pony Demon Powers... Part 3 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC7044
- Chapter 22: If You Give A Pony Demon Powers... Part 4 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC4676
- Chapter 23: Ridikulusness 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC11766
- Chapter 24: The Griffon Empire 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC14233
- Chapter 25: Character Descriptions 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC10244
- Chapter 26: Winter Wrap Up and Shenanigans 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC7004
- Chapter 27: Yebat 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC11968
- Chapter 28: Touch Them and I Will Rape You With a Cacitus Part 1 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC6892
- Chapter 29: Touch them and I Will Rape You With a Cacitus Part 2 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC7001
- Chapter 30: Touch them and I Will Rape You With A Cacitus Part 3 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC6966
- Chapter 31: He Tried and Failed Part 1 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC11587
- Chapter 32: He Tried and Failed Part 2 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC9197
- Chapter 33: He Tried and Failed Part 3 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC11446
- Chapter 34: Hmm Cacitus 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC11687
- Chapter 35: What? 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC6937
- Chapter 36: Boot Camp Part 2 and Schtuff 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC11562
- Chapter 37: A Different Equestria 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC9297
- Chapter 38: Hello Doctor 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC9008
- Chapter 39: Oh Hello 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC7127
- Chapter 40: Boot Camp Part 3 and Life Goes On Part 1 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC14226
- Chapter 41: Life Goes On Part 2 And Shenanigans 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC4470
- Chapter 42: Eenope 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC4541
- Chapter 43: Back to the Future or the Past or the Present or Whatever It's Called 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC6940
- Chapter 44: Exactly 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC15602
- Chapter 45: Run, Hide, Scream, or Panic 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC6673
- Chapter 46: Fool Me Once... 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC13851
- Chapter 47: One of Many 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC40523
- Chapter 48: The Cost of Living 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC11363
- Chapter 49: A Completely Mundane Tuesday 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC9293