Feelin' Princessyby Luna Plays MinecraftChaptersAlternate Universe, You Say?Pony Rock AnthemFritters and Blue BloodEpic Crossover Time/ChaosFooling AroundUnpleasant SurprisesBlameWe want YOU!Alternate Universe, You Say? Vinyl Scratch's day was about as average as it could get. Luna tee peed her house, She went to Rainbow Dash's house to play video games, visited Whirlwind, who was unhappy with his prize of nothing (Completely different story), and went home to play with her bass cannon. It was pretty boring, until the bass cannon broke, causing her house to explode. "Dang it! That's the fifth time this week!" Vinyl sighed. Rainbow Dash then landed right next to her. "Really, Vinyl? Really?" Dash asked. "Shut up! Now I just need some EZ-Fix..." Vinyl said, and began looking around in the rubble that was once her house. A minute later, she came back with a tube of toothpaste. "That's not EX-Fix." Rainbow pointed out. "I know that! I'm just brushing my teeth." Vinyl pulled a tooth brush out of nowhere and began brushing, causing Rainbow to roll her eyes. "Come on, i'll buy you some real EX-Fix." Rainbow said, and began to walk to the store, with Vinyl following. after a few minutes, she stopped. "What is it?" Vinyl asked. "Look, in the bush!" Vinyl said, pointing at a small bush. "Is that a..." "Swirly rainbow portal?" "Yea..." The two mares shared a look, before jumping in head first. As Vinyl made impact, she lost consciousness. Rainbow Dash woke up in a fancy, rainbow themed room, in a large, rainbow themed bed. She already liked where this was going. She crawled out of bed, and stretched her wings- HER WINGS! They looked different, styled like those of Nightmare Moon's. She needed a mirror, and fast. She found one in the corner of the room, and rushed to it. There, she saw herself as a tall, rainbow maned Alicorn. She looked like Nightmare Moon, but still having her cyan fur and rainbow mane. Speaking of her mane, it was sparkly and flowing like Princess Celestia's. She looked at herself in shock, and said one thing... "VINYL!" Vinyl Scratch was, as she had called it, Alicornified. She had a long, flowing mane with light blue and dark blue stripes, and her cutie mark was styled like Nightmare Moon's. Did I mention she had wings? Unlike Rainbow Dash, Vinyl wasn't concerned. She thought it was awesome! And then she noticed the armor hanging on the wall. "Buck yea!" She said, and put it on. Now she looked like a boss! Just then, Rainbow Dash burst in. "VINYL HELP! I'M AN ALICORN! YOU'RE AN ALICORN!" She yelled. "And guards kept bowing to me and calling me a princess!" This caused Vinyl to gasp. "Do you know what this means?" Rainbows eyes widened in shock. "Free video games?" Dash asked. "Everything is free!" Vinyl told her. "YAY!" Dash cheered. "Woa, awesome armor. It makes you look 20% cooler." "I know! And look at my room, it's huge!" Vinyl said, pointing at her DJ style room. At the same time, a guard walked in. "Princess Vinyl Scratch, it is time for night court." He said. "Vinyl, isn't that were nobles come and complain to you about their problems?" Rainbow asked. "Aw, yes it is... But hey this means i'm princess of the night! That's so cool..." Vinyl said, and left the room, just to poke her head back in. "Where is night court held?" Rainbow Dash was just chilling in her room after putting on some epic armor, when she heard really loud music coming from where the night court was being held. This could be bad... she thought, and rushed to the scene. Ten minutes earlier. Vinyl Scratch was bored. All the nobles ever did was complain, complain, complain. Well, Vinyl was tired of it. It was time for drastic measures. EPIC PARTY TIME! So now, all the nobles were freaking out- one even had a heart attack- as they listened to Wubstep. Minutes later, Rainbow Dash walked in- wearing awesome armor! "Vinyl, what are you doing??!!" She exclaimed. "Wubbing." Vinyl deadpanned. "Well your killing the nobles!" Rainbow told her. "Why is that bad?" Vinyl Scratch asked her. Rainbow had a thoughtful expression before answering, "Never mind, carry on." Rainbow said and started dancing to the music. Just then, Octavia walked in. "Tavi? What are you doing here?" Vinyl asked the brown earth pony. "What am I doing here? Because i'm your adviser, of course. and now i'm advising you to stop this racket right now!" Octavia snapped. "That would happen... And as princess of the night, I say no. Goodbye." Vinyl said and continued wubbing. As she did that, Octavia walked over and unplugged the speakers, causing the music to stop. "Enough. Everypony, this court is over." Tavi said, and dragged Vinyl back to her room. "Are you crazy?" She snapped. "Eh, a little bit." Octavia face-hoofed. "Do you even know what you've done? The press will be all over us!" Tavi yelled. "Why should I care?" Vinyl asked, suddenly noticing a rainbow slinky on her dresser. "There will be an uprising!" "I'm an all powerful Alicorn, I think I can handle a few angry nobles." This caused Octavia to groan in frustration. "Whatever! Just lower the moon and i'll try to clean up your mess." She said, and left the room. Lower the moon? How the hell am I supposed to do that?! Princess Rainbow Dash was just playing with a rainbow colored slinky she found in her room, when Spitfire walked in. Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh! She thought. "Princess Rainbow Dash, it's almost time for you to raise the sun." Spitfire said. Raise the sun? Oh shit! "Right, right. And you don't happen to know how I go about doing that, do you?" Dash asked. "Truthfully... I have no idea. Wait, are you saying you don't know?" Spitfire asked. "What? Me? Not know how to raise the sun? Ha ha, you're hilarious, Spitfire!" Dash laughed nervously. "Okay, go ahead." Spitfire said. Dash hesitantly walked over to the doors leading to the balcony which she had never noticed before, and went outside. The moon was already down, and the sun was just waiting to be risen. How the hell did Vinyl manage the moon? Okay, calm down Rainbow. Even thought you've never done any sort of magic before, you're an Alicorn now! Raising the sun should be easy! She thought, and imagined her magic reaching out to the sun. Surprisingly, she felt it! She just gave it a slight nudge with her magic, and its bright rays began to peek up over the horizon. "I can't believe that worked..." She whispered to herself, and looked back at Spitfire. "The sunrise is beautiful as always, princess. I'll just go get the schedule for today, and we can get started." She said, and walked out of the room. Dash let out a sight of relief, and began to play with her slinky. Author's Note Well, here ya go. Comment on how bad (or good) it is. Pony Rock Anthem "Alright Princess, first we will go to the kitchen and you can eat breakfast for ten minutes, and then you have a meeting at seven, blah blah blah..." Rainbow Dash played with her slinky as Spitfire kept talking. Sure, this was her idol, but Rainbow Dash was 20% cooler now. "Princess? Are you even listening?" The orange mare asked. Rainbow just shook her head, causing Spitfire to sigh. "Come on, let's go." She said, and walked out the door, with Rainbow Dash in tow. They got to the kitchen, and she was served a pancake with her face on it in whip cream. But Spitfire didn't even let her finish it before they were off to her "Meeting". She was brought into a small room with one long table in the center. A bunch of random nobles were seated around it. Rainbow Dash took a seat at the end of the table, and Spitfire sat next to her. "Greetings, you highness. Glad you could make it. Now, were you informed on what this meeting is about?" A white mare with a pink mane asked. Rainbow shook her head. "Well, it's about what your sister did last night. I'm Fleur De Lis, by the way, but you can call me Fleur." Fleur said. Sister? Whaaaa? "Right. The wubbing..." Come on Rainbow, at least try to act princessy. "Allow me to explain. You see, my sister does something called 'Wubstep'. It is a kind of music that we both enjoy. I apologize on her behalf for what she did at the night court." Nailed it. "Music? How can you call that trash 'music'?" One of the ponies asked. "Trash? Wubstep is awsome- I mean, that's your opinion, not mine." Those lessons on being a lady with Rarity really paid off. "Whatever. So, what is Princess Vinyl Scratch's punishment?" The same noble asked. "Uh, banished to the moon for eight hours?" Or sleeping in her bed for eight hours... "Eight hours? That is hardly appropriate after making several ponies deaf, and giving one a heart attack! And what she was listening to was simply barbaric!" Dash knew this guy. He was the one Rarity snubbed at the gala. Blueblood... "Well, what do you think I should do, when she was merely having fun and trying to make you ponies happy, when all you do is come to us and complain, complain, and complain about your problems we really don't care about!" Dash smugly. Every pony in the room gasped. Spitfire face-hoofed. "I'm so sorry everypony, i'm sure she was just joking, right princess?" She said. "Oh no, I meant every wor-" She was interrupted by Spitfire kicking her under the table. "I'm sorry everypony. Let me make it up to you." She said, and walked out of the room. She quietly snuck into Vinyl's bedroom, and took the bass cannon. She rolled it into the meeting room, hooked it up, and turned it on. Pony Rock Anthem began to play, and the nobles all started screaming. "I dun did good." She said with a grin, and left. Vinyl Scratch woke up to the sound of loud music. "I taught you well." She said, and went to go join the party. Author's Note Just a short chapter tonight :) Fritters and Blue Blood Vinyl got banished to her room after cranking up the bass on the bass cannon to eleven. She was really curious on what happened to Rainbow Dash, since she started it. Wait a minute... She was a princess! Princesses don't get banished to their room. Vinyl Scratch proudly opened the door, set one hoof outside, opened the door wider, and ended up face to face with Octavia. "Princess Vinyl Scratch, what are you doing?" She asked. "Uh... I gotta go pee?" This got her a disapproving look from Octavia. "You have a private bathroom in your room, why would you need to come out here?" Tavi was not buying it. "Uh... I like the smell of the soap in the other bathroom?" Vinyl said nervously. "You have the same kind of soap." Things were speeding down hill. "Well... It smelled so good that I... Ate it?" "You ate the soap?" "Yes." Octavia face-hoofed. "I will have somepony bring you more soap, but I have some paper work for you to do, so let's head into your room and discuss it, alright?" Vinyl just got royally bucked. "I can't believe you did that, princess! Now ponies want you removed from the throne, and your student is having a really rough time." Spitfire said. "I have a student?" Dash asked, but got a piercing glare from Spitfire. "Well, who put the idea in their heads that I should be removed from the throne?" "Well a lot of them thought of it on their own, but it says here that this stallion has been spreading rumors, and even created an Anti-Rainbow group." Spitfire said, and Rainbow grabbed the piece of paper with her magic. It was only Rainbow's third time attempting levitation, so the paper was shaking and was kinda hard to read, but it all worked out. But when Rainbow Dash read the name of the stallion who created the Anti-Rainbow group, she narrowed her eyes. "Blueblood!" "So this stallion wants to have taxes cut, but that will have a major impact on the economy. There will be less money made, and less money spent. What do you think about this, princess? Princess?!" Octavia found that Vinyl was asleep, with her tongue hanging out of the side of her mouth. Octavia was about to get a bucket of water, when princess Rainbow Dash burst in. "Vinyl, wake up! We're gonna go kick prince Blueblood's ass!" She said, causing Vinyl to bolt up. "I'm coming! Sorry Tavi, we'll have to do this later. Bye!" Vinyl said, and bolted out the door. The two alicorns ran out the front doors of the castle in excitement. "Hey dood, watch dis." Vinyl said, secretly flipping off the grammar nazis. She spread her white, majestic wings, and took to the sky. "How the hay did you do that?" Rainbow asked in shock. "All I have to do is flap my wings and will myself to fly." Vinyl said with a smile. "I can't do that!" Rainbow complained. "That's cause you're not as talented as I, Mrs. I can't do magic." Vinyl mocked. "Hey, I raised the sun this morning, and I levitated some stuff. And you said magic is hard." Rainbow said, and flew off, with Vinyl following. "So, where is Bluebutt's house?" Vinyl asked. "Right there." Rainbow said, pointing a hoof at a big, fancy mansion. The two mares landed in the front yard, ignoring the sign saying 'Stay off the lawn'. Rainbow swiftly bucked the door down, and Vinyl barged in. Blueblood was sitting on a leather (What?) couch, shoving apple fritters into his mouth. Vinyl scratch grabbed him by the neck with her magic. "You little *BEEP*! You think we can't rule Equestria? We can do a better job than you will ever do, you little *BEEP*. You *BEEP*ed up little *BEEP*. Why, I oughta-" Vinyl stopped, realizing she had gone a little too far. Vinyl dropped Blueblood, and he fell limp like a ragdoll. Vinyl broke into a nervous sweat, and checked for a pulse. There was nothing. "So unrainbow." Dash said, shaking her head. "Hey, fritters!" She said, and began chomping on a fritter. Author's Note Huh. Kind of dark... Ah well, eat a fritter! Epic Crossover Time/Chaos Vinyl Scratch had just finished raising the moon. It had become very easy, but then it was never hard to begin with. She was about to go to night court, when Rainbow Dash walked in. "Ever heard of knocking?" Vinyl asked. "Nope. Anyways, I just got back from Ponyville, and now i'm really confused." Rainbow said. "What happened?" "Well, I'm not sure what kind of universe this is, but it's really strange." "Care to elaborate?" "Well, Pinkie Pie is a gypsy, Fluttershy is a cult leader worshiping some thing called the Smooze, and Rarity is with her. Twilight has a cousin named Nyx. Oh, and nopony likes Spike." Rainbow told the white alicorn. "Why does that sound familiar?" Vinyl asked. "I dunno. But this universe seems to be combining a lot of things. And there is something weird about the rainbow factory." Rainbow Dash said, noticing a bag of apple fritters on Vinyl's nightstand. "Ah well, fate will probably be cruel, and order unkind, and somepony is gonna get banished to the moon. Let's just go troll nobles at night court." This made Rainbow Dash brighten up, and she followed Vinyl out the door. Somewhere in the castle garden, there stood the statue of a Draconequus. The insane bass coming from the castle was so wonderfully chaotic, that the statue began to crack. Soon, the statue shattered, and in it's place was a living, breathing Draconequus. "Look out Equestria, Discord is back!" "That was too funny!" Rainbow rolled on the floor laughing, and crying at the same time. "Did you see her face? I didn't know it could do that!" Vinyl Scratch exclaimed. A noble was staggering around, trying to get the giant potato off of her head. Suddenly, pink clouds rolled in. Thunder boomed and lightning crackled across the ceiling. Standing before the two mares was someone Dash had never expected to see again. "Have you missed me, Dashie? I've missed you. And look at Vinyl Scratch, killing her little ponies with music. And I though I was spirit of chaos. Oh wait, I am." Discord said proudly. "Oh, hey dude." Vinyl said, waving her hoof. "Wassup?" Rainbow asked. "Wait, what? Is this a joke?" He asked, confused. "No, I was just saying hi. Is saying hi illegal now? I think I would know, since i'm princess." Rainbow smirked. "But you- I- Never mind. You do realize i'm going to spread chaos across Equestria, right?" Discord asked the two alicorns, which were currently playing with portal guns. "What are you even doing?" Vinyl Scratch was stuck in a freefall, while Rainbow Dash had two portals right next to each other, falling down through one, and falling up through the other. "You don't even care, do you?" The spirit of chaos asked them. "Nuh uh." They said simultaneously. "Well I can't enjoy this if you don't even care!" He snapped. "That's your problem." Dash replied. "Ugh, i'll be in stone. Tell me when you decide to care." He said, and teleported into the garden, turning himself to stone. "Did that really just work?" Vinyl Scratch asked, getting rid of the portals. "I don't know, but I think i'm going to puke..." Rainbow replied, and hastily made her way to the bathroom. "I really feel like that shouldn't have worked." Vinyl muttered to herself, and left the room. "I can't believe I fell for that..." Discord muttered, laying on the bottom of a cotton candy cloud. "Well those foals won't get away with tricking me that easily. They will pay. Oh yes, they will pay..." Author's Note Huh, I really should make these chapters longer. Oh well, it's all good. Love it? Hate it? Can't get enough of it? Too ugly? You know where I got that from ;) Fooling Around "I'm so bored!" Rainbow Dash complained to one of her guards. "I'm sorry to hear that, princess." He replied. "Where the hay is Vinyl? I wanted to show her what I learned today!" Rainbow whined. "I don't know, your highness. But you can show me what you learned." He told her. "Alrighty. Are you ready? Then prepare to be amazed! BEHOLD, OUR ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE!" The guard was blown off of his hooves from the volume of her voice. "That was very... Lovely, your highness. Oh, look, your sister is here. Now you don't have to be bored anymore!" He said, and rushed out of the room. "I don't think guards are supposed to do that... Oh hi Vinyl!" Rainbow said, waving to the alabaster alicorn. "Dashie, Dashie! Geuss what I found." Vinyl said enthusiastically. "Please not another changeling. Please not another changeling." Rainbow begged. "It's not a changeling! It's a... Space Core!" She said, pulling out a core. "What the f*** did you do?" Rainbow asked, face-hoofing. Nothing! Discord gave him to me!" "You accepted something from Discord?" Dash inquired. "It seemed like a good idea at the time." Vinyl said, tossing the core in the air and catching it again. "Space. Space. Wanna go to space. Wanna see space. Wanna hug the sun. Space. Space. SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!" It said, much to Dash's annoyance. "Great Faust, shut that thing up!" She snapped. "It won't turn off!" Vinyl started to panic. "I have an idea. Let's go see Twilight and see if she can turn it off." Rainbow suggested. "Good idea! I'll just use my awesome alicorn powers to teleport us there!" Vinyl said, and in a flash, they were standing in Twilight's library. "I wish I had done that when I came here!" Rainbow told Vinyl. "Yea, well, you're a noob. let's see if Twilight is home. HEY TWILIGHT ARE YOU HERE?" Vinyl yelled in her 'special voice'. A tired looking Twilight soon stumbled down the stairs of the great oak. "What the heck do you ponies want from me- Oh! Princesses! I'm so sorry if I knew you were coming I would have made Spike clean up this mess!" Twilight gasped and bowed to the two alicorns. "Oh please don't bow. We just dropped in to see if you could help us. You see, Discord- "DISCORD IS BACK?!?" Twilight shrieked, completely interrupting Dash. She then noticed the glare she was getting. "Oh, i'm sorry. You were saying?" "My 'sister' accepted a space core from Discord, and it won't stop talking. Can you help?" Dash continued. "I don't know what a space core is, but I can try to help. Can I see it please?" Twi asked, and Vinyl hoofed her the space core. "Space. Wanna go to space. Wanna see the stars. Space. 'Hey son', 'hey space dad', 'let's go to space', 'I love you space dad!'" It said. "I see. Well here's an off switch but it's hooked up to a- "PRESS IT!" both princesses yelled. Twilight quickly flipped the switch. It started beeping, and was follow by the library exploding. The three ponies and baby dragon slowly climbed out of the rubble. "Oh, uh, well, it looks like you've got your hooves full so we'll just be going... Bye!" Raibow said, and the two princesses teleported away. Twilight turned to the stunned baby dragon. "Well what are you waiting for? Clean up this mess!" She snapped, and walked away. Unpleasant Surprises "This is Fluttershy's house. She's a little shy, but really nice, being the element of kindness and all." Rainbow Dash explained to Vinyl, knocking on the wooden door of the cottage. It slowly opened, revealing a yellow pegasus with a long pink mane. "Hey, Shy'. Can we come in?" Dash asked the timid mare. "Oh, of course princesses." She said with a bow. She then noticed Vinyl starring at a small shed in her yard. "Hey, hey, hey, stay out of my shed! Oh, um, if you don't mind, that is..." "Er, okay. I won't go in your shed." Vinyl said, and followed Dash and Fluttershy into the cottage. "You're just in time. I have a friend here named Wheatley. He's a little strange, and always talks about a place called Aperture, but he's still nice. I was just telling him about Lord Smooze." She said, leading them into the living room. "That's it, i'm out!" Vinyl said, and hastily exited, followed by Rainbow Dash. As she left, she noticed the same shed in the yard. Her and Dash exchanged a look. "Just one peek won't hurt." Dash said, and opened the door, before quickly closing it. She spun around, to come face-to-face with Fluttershy. "I told ya'll to stay out of my shed." She said with a crazy look on her face. "Alright, we're getting out of this crazy town." Vinyl said, and teleported both alicorns back to the castle. She turned to Dash with a look of curiosity. "So what did you see in there?" Dash's relief turned into horror, as she recalled the animal corpses on the walls... "You don't want to know." Vinyl Scratch was listening to Pony Rock Anthem, and playing with a slinky, when Dash burst in. “Ever heard of knocking?” Vinyl asked the cyan alicorn. “Nope. Anyways, there’s a really big group of ponies outside, and they look mad.” Dash told the alabaster alicorn. “Maybe they just want us to go force Valve to finish Portal 3?” Vinyl suggested. “I doubt it. Portal isn’t that popular.” Dash said, suddenly noticing Vinyl’s slinky. “Well, we better go see what they want.” Vinyl said, and they headed outside. There, they found a large crowd of nobles screaming at them. “Don’t worry Vinyl, I got this.” Dash said, and stepped forward. “EVERYPONY SHUT UP!” She yelled, causing all of the ponies to silence themselves. “Now what do you want?” She asked. She heard the crowd yell several things, but the only thing that really stood out was somepony yelling they wanted the two alicorns dethroned. “Are you saying that we aren't good at ruling?” Vinyl inquired. The two mares heard a loud yes from the crowd. “Well as true as that is, we refuse to let anypony else take over. So you can all go home.” But the crowd stayed. “We seriously don’t care what you do, but we’re going back into the castle now, so it’s really pointless for you all to stay.” Dash told them, and her and Vinyl went back inside. Dash was trying really hard to sleep, but was kept awake by the yelling of the ponies outside. The guards said they would get rid of them, but clearly did a bad job at it. Suddenly, the door burst open. A white unicorn with a pink mane walked in, horn glowing. “AH! Who are you and what are you doing in my room?” Dash asked the intruder. “My name is Celestia, and i’m here to get rid of the tyrant that rules Equestria.” She said, causing Dash to laugh. “You’re kidding, right?” Rainbow chuckled. “Not at all.” and her vision went black. Vinyl Scratch awoke in a dark forest. Twisted trees loomed above her. “Ugh. What happened?” She asked herself out loud. “I think we just got beaten by Celestia...” Dash sat up next to her. “Well, buck.” Vinyl said, standing up and brushing herself off. “I guess we should go take our kingdom back, shouldn’t we?” Dash nodded in agreement, and they took off. “I just don’t know what went wrong...” Vinyl sighed. “Yea. How did they become alicorns in under a day?” Rainbow asked half to herself, half to Vinyl. “I don’t know. Maybe they got a hold of some of Pinkie’s ‘special cupcakes’ and they somehow became alicorns from the experience.” Vinyl suggested. “First of all, I just know you’re referencing another on of your grimdark fanfictions, and second, I don’t think you can become an alicorn that easily.” Rainbow told her. “Yea... I know, we can create an army of ponies that love us!” Vinyl exclaimed. “That’s a great idea! I’m positive we have tons of adoring fans. Come on Vinyl, let’s go.” “How do we not have any fans?!?” Dash asked. “The ponies in this universe...” Vinyl muttered. “Yea... Wait a minute! The ponies in this universe don’t like us, but I know a universe where we are loved so much, the things that live there hold conventions for us!” Rainbow said excitedly. “Dash... Where are you going with this?” Vinyl asked nervously. “Pack your things, Vinyl. We’re going to earth!” Blame"Alright Vinyl, are you ready to see our epic army?" Rainbow Dash asked, bouncing with excitement. "I was born ready!" Vinyl said with a smile. "Alright, behind these trees is where all of our fans will have appeared. Let's go meet them." Rainbow said, and led Vinyl through the trees, to find... "What the fuck is this?" Vinyl snapped. "They aren't even supposed to be in this story!" Rainbow groaned. Standing before the two alicorns, were Slate and Comet. "I blame you!" Vinyl said, pointing an accusing hoof at Rainbow Dash. "You have clearly scared all of our fans off." "Me? You have it all wrong. I'm the one who did the sonic Rainboom!" Did music just start playing? "So what? All you do is brag about how awesome you are, thinking you are the best. My fans don't like that, so they didn't come. Yes, it's your fault!" Vinyl snapped. "What are they doing?" Comet asked. "I have no idea, but it looks fun!" Original version (First part) "Well it isn't my fault, that's just how I am. And what about you? No one understands! All you do all day, is be a DJ, and you don't even have any lines! Oh, did that not rhyme?" Dash sang. "Forget you! So what if I don't even have any lines? That just leaves it up to their little minds. They've given me a name, and a whole personality, and they've given you a slice of reality!" Vinyl sang in reply. "There goes the fourth wall." Comet sighed. "Reality, smeality, doesn't matter to me. Have you seen my fanart, it looks great, don't you think? They hang posters of me, on their walls, you see, and what about the OC's in the first place?" "What?" Slate asked, before Vinyl interrupted. "None of our fans like you two OC's, you scared them away by being in our stories." "So it's their fault!" Rainbow sang. "Yes, it's their fault!" Luna appeared out of nowhere, before disappearing again. "Wait a minute! You say that we're the problem, but listen please, have you ever even read any of our stories? We're just as good as you, if not better, so think before you even write that letter." Comet replied, singing the same song. "That's enough from you, don't you see? No one likes someone else's OC." Rainbow snapped, still singing. "Stop calling me, an OC, I am my own pony like you and she." Comet replied. "No you're not and it's your fault!" "No it's your fault!" "ENOUGH!" Slate's sudden outburst startled the bickering ponies, and stopped the music. "If this is how you're going to act, than i'll take the blame. Sure, why not? Celestia has sent an army after you two because of your own stupidity," He pointed an accusing hoof at Vinyl and Rainbow. "And you have no army. So sure, it's my fault. But there is a way for you to fix all of this. To save your skins. Because otherwise, alternate universe Celestia is going to make you wish you could die. Oh, I bet you two were too busy being tyrants to figure out alicorns are immortal. Well, you're going to have to go back to your own universe, where you are not princesses, or all powerful alicorns." Slate said. "WHAT?" both mares screeched simultaneously. "You have to go back-" "We heard what you said!" Vinyl snapped. "We just don't want it to be true." Rainbow Dash finished. "Well, I'll use my OC powers to make you a portal back." Slate said, and a swirly rainbow portal appeared. "But I don't want to go." Vinyl said sadly, before her hooves started glowing yellow. "What are you doing?" Rainbow asked. "Nothing!" Vinyl said quickly, and stopped. "Well, let's jump in on three, okay?" Rainbow suggested to Vinyl. "Okay. 3..." "2..." Rainbow added. "1... Oh, I can't do it! No! counting to three just gives me too much time to think about it. You'll have to push me." Vinyl told Rainbow Dash. "You want me to push you into the portal?" "Yes." "Okay, 3... 2... See ya on the other side!" Rainbow said, and gave Vinyl a shove. "You didn't get to one....!" She said, but fell into the portal before finishing. Rainbow jumped in after her, grinning. "GERONIMO!" "Gee, those drama classes really paid off." Slate said. "Yea, you were really dramatic about it." Comet replied, and the two friends walked off 'into the woods'. The two mares appeared in the center of ponyville, scaring a few ponies who had been standing right next to them. "Well, I guess that's it." Rainbow sighed. "Yea... Um, Dash?" Vinyl asked. "What?" "We're still alicorns." Vinyl said. "Oh. Buck." "And Twilight is that purple pony with a darker purple mane, right?" Vinyl inquired. "Yes..." Rainbow said hesitantly. "What about her?" "She's an alicorn too." Author's Note Well, this seems like a good ending. What do you think? Sequel, or no sequel? We want YOU!"Well that didn't work." Rainbow Dash said with a sigh. "You can't just teleport to another universe. It's impossible." Vinyl Scratch told the cyan mare. "Well... We could always send our fans an email..." Both mares shared a look. "Let's go steal Twilight's computer." "And let's take her dragon servant too!" Dear ~~smelly humans~~ brony or pegasister, How to make your dream come true and become a pony. Reply with a description of your OC and a name. ~~Send me 20 bits at 1234 Everfree Forest road.~~ ~~Make Vinyl Scratch your least favorite pony~~ Forget that last one. Be ready to go to war with Celestia and Luna. Your favorite alicorn, Rainbow Dash Vinyl Scratch is here too but she's not as cool. She says I need to stop typing so we can go bring this computer back to Twilight, but I don't think Twi will even notice it's gone. She also says that if i'm not going to return the computer, I should at least warn you of some things. Stay out of Fluttershy's shed. Don't fail your flight test. Stay out of Pinkie Pies basement? What is that supposed to mean? Anyways, I should go now cause' Vinyl is hitting her head against a tree for some reason. Author's Note Sorry I took so long to write this. My computer is having problems so i've been using my tablet, and I can't do *beep* on there. When I wrote this, I heard Rainbow Dash's voice as her voice from Rainbow Dash Presents. So don't forget to help Dashie and Vinyl.
Alternate Universe, You Say? Vinyl Scratch's day was about as average as it could get. Luna tee peed her house, She went to Rainbow Dash's house to play video games, visited Whirlwind, who was unhappy with his prize of nothing (Completely different story), and went home to play with her bass cannon. It was pretty boring, until the bass cannon broke, causing her house to explode. "Dang it! That's the fifth time this week!" Vinyl sighed. Rainbow Dash then landed right next to her. "Really, Vinyl? Really?" Dash asked. "Shut up! Now I just need some EZ-Fix..." Vinyl said, and began looking around in the rubble that was once her house. A minute later, she came back with a tube of toothpaste. "That's not EX-Fix." Rainbow pointed out. "I know that! I'm just brushing my teeth." Vinyl pulled a tooth brush out of nowhere and began brushing, causing Rainbow to roll her eyes. "Come on, i'll buy you some real EX-Fix." Rainbow said, and began to walk to the store, with Vinyl following. after a few minutes, she stopped. "What is it?" Vinyl asked. "Look, in the bush!" Vinyl said, pointing at a small bush. "Is that a..." "Swirly rainbow portal?" "Yea..." The two mares shared a look, before jumping in head first. As Vinyl made impact, she lost consciousness. Rainbow Dash woke up in a fancy, rainbow themed room, in a large, rainbow themed bed. She already liked where this was going. She crawled out of bed, and stretched her wings- HER WINGS! They looked different, styled like those of Nightmare Moon's. She needed a mirror, and fast. She found one in the corner of the room, and rushed to it. There, she saw herself as a tall, rainbow maned Alicorn. She looked like Nightmare Moon, but still having her cyan fur and rainbow mane. Speaking of her mane, it was sparkly and flowing like Princess Celestia's. She looked at herself in shock, and said one thing... "VINYL!" Vinyl Scratch was, as she had called it, Alicornified. She had a long, flowing mane with light blue and dark blue stripes, and her cutie mark was styled like Nightmare Moon's. Did I mention she had wings? Unlike Rainbow Dash, Vinyl wasn't concerned. She thought it was awesome! And then she noticed the armor hanging on the wall. "Buck yea!" She said, and put it on. Now she looked like a boss! Just then, Rainbow Dash burst in. "VINYL HELP! I'M AN ALICORN! YOU'RE AN ALICORN!" She yelled. "And guards kept bowing to me and calling me a princess!" This caused Vinyl to gasp. "Do you know what this means?" Rainbows eyes widened in shock. "Free video games?" Dash asked. "Everything is free!" Vinyl told her. "YAY!" Dash cheered. "Woa, awesome armor. It makes you look 20% cooler." "I know! And look at my room, it's huge!" Vinyl said, pointing at her DJ style room. At the same time, a guard walked in. "Princess Vinyl Scratch, it is time for night court." He said. "Vinyl, isn't that were nobles come and complain to you about their problems?" Rainbow asked. "Aw, yes it is... But hey this means i'm princess of the night! That's so cool..." Vinyl said, and left the room, just to poke her head back in. "Where is night court held?" Rainbow Dash was just chilling in her room after putting on some epic armor, when she heard really loud music coming from where the night court was being held. This could be bad... she thought, and rushed to the scene. Ten minutes earlier. Vinyl Scratch was bored. All the nobles ever did was complain, complain, complain. Well, Vinyl was tired of it. It was time for drastic measures. EPIC PARTY TIME! So now, all the nobles were freaking out- one even had a heart attack- as they listened to Wubstep. Minutes later, Rainbow Dash walked in- wearing awesome armor! "Vinyl, what are you doing??!!" She exclaimed. "Wubbing." Vinyl deadpanned. "Well your killing the nobles!" Rainbow told her. "Why is that bad?" Vinyl Scratch asked her. Rainbow had a thoughtful expression before answering, "Never mind, carry on." Rainbow said and started dancing to the music. Just then, Octavia walked in. "Tavi? What are you doing here?" Vinyl asked the brown earth pony. "What am I doing here? Because i'm your adviser, of course. and now i'm advising you to stop this racket right now!" Octavia snapped. "That would happen... And as princess of the night, I say no. Goodbye." Vinyl said and continued wubbing. As she did that, Octavia walked over and unplugged the speakers, causing the music to stop. "Enough. Everypony, this court is over." Tavi said, and dragged Vinyl back to her room. "Are you crazy?" She snapped. "Eh, a little bit." Octavia face-hoofed. "Do you even know what you've done? The press will be all over us!" Tavi yelled. "Why should I care?" Vinyl asked, suddenly noticing a rainbow slinky on her dresser. "There will be an uprising!" "I'm an all powerful Alicorn, I think I can handle a few angry nobles." This caused Octavia to groan in frustration. "Whatever! Just lower the moon and i'll try to clean up your mess." She said, and left the room. Lower the moon? How the hell am I supposed to do that?! Princess Rainbow Dash was just playing with a rainbow colored slinky she found in her room, when Spitfire walked in. Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh! She thought. "Princess Rainbow Dash, it's almost time for you to raise the sun." Spitfire said. Raise the sun? Oh shit! "Right, right. And you don't happen to know how I go about doing that, do you?" Dash asked. "Truthfully... I have no idea. Wait, are you saying you don't know?" Spitfire asked. "What? Me? Not know how to raise the sun? Ha ha, you're hilarious, Spitfire!" Dash laughed nervously. "Okay, go ahead." Spitfire said. Dash hesitantly walked over to the doors leading to the balcony which she had never noticed before, and went outside. The moon was already down, and the sun was just waiting to be risen. How the hell did Vinyl manage the moon? Okay, calm down Rainbow. Even thought you've never done any sort of magic before, you're an Alicorn now! Raising the sun should be easy! She thought, and imagined her magic reaching out to the sun. Surprisingly, she felt it! She just gave it a slight nudge with her magic, and its bright rays began to peek up over the horizon. "I can't believe that worked..." She whispered to herself, and looked back at Spitfire. "The sunrise is beautiful as always, princess. I'll just go get the schedule for today, and we can get started." She said, and walked out of the room. Dash let out a sight of relief, and began to play with her slinky. Author's Note Well, here ya go. Comment on how bad (or good) it is.
Pony Rock Anthem "Alright Princess, first we will go to the kitchen and you can eat breakfast for ten minutes, and then you have a meeting at seven, blah blah blah..." Rainbow Dash played with her slinky as Spitfire kept talking. Sure, this was her idol, but Rainbow Dash was 20% cooler now. "Princess? Are you even listening?" The orange mare asked. Rainbow just shook her head, causing Spitfire to sigh. "Come on, let's go." She said, and walked out the door, with Rainbow Dash in tow. They got to the kitchen, and she was served a pancake with her face on it in whip cream. But Spitfire didn't even let her finish it before they were off to her "Meeting". She was brought into a small room with one long table in the center. A bunch of random nobles were seated around it. Rainbow Dash took a seat at the end of the table, and Spitfire sat next to her. "Greetings, you highness. Glad you could make it. Now, were you informed on what this meeting is about?" A white mare with a pink mane asked. Rainbow shook her head. "Well, it's about what your sister did last night. I'm Fleur De Lis, by the way, but you can call me Fleur." Fleur said. Sister? Whaaaa? "Right. The wubbing..." Come on Rainbow, at least try to act princessy. "Allow me to explain. You see, my sister does something called 'Wubstep'. It is a kind of music that we both enjoy. I apologize on her behalf for what she did at the night court." Nailed it. "Music? How can you call that trash 'music'?" One of the ponies asked. "Trash? Wubstep is awsome- I mean, that's your opinion, not mine." Those lessons on being a lady with Rarity really paid off. "Whatever. So, what is Princess Vinyl Scratch's punishment?" The same noble asked. "Uh, banished to the moon for eight hours?" Or sleeping in her bed for eight hours... "Eight hours? That is hardly appropriate after making several ponies deaf, and giving one a heart attack! And what she was listening to was simply barbaric!" Dash knew this guy. He was the one Rarity snubbed at the gala. Blueblood... "Well, what do you think I should do, when she was merely having fun and trying to make you ponies happy, when all you do is come to us and complain, complain, and complain about your problems we really don't care about!" Dash smugly. Every pony in the room gasped. Spitfire face-hoofed. "I'm so sorry everypony, i'm sure she was just joking, right princess?" She said. "Oh no, I meant every wor-" She was interrupted by Spitfire kicking her under the table. "I'm sorry everypony. Let me make it up to you." She said, and walked out of the room. She quietly snuck into Vinyl's bedroom, and took the bass cannon. She rolled it into the meeting room, hooked it up, and turned it on. Pony Rock Anthem began to play, and the nobles all started screaming. "I dun did good." She said with a grin, and left. Vinyl Scratch woke up to the sound of loud music. "I taught you well." She said, and went to go join the party. Author's Note Just a short chapter tonight :)
Fritters and Blue Blood Vinyl got banished to her room after cranking up the bass on the bass cannon to eleven. She was really curious on what happened to Rainbow Dash, since she started it. Wait a minute... She was a princess! Princesses don't get banished to their room. Vinyl Scratch proudly opened the door, set one hoof outside, opened the door wider, and ended up face to face with Octavia. "Princess Vinyl Scratch, what are you doing?" She asked. "Uh... I gotta go pee?" This got her a disapproving look from Octavia. "You have a private bathroom in your room, why would you need to come out here?" Tavi was not buying it. "Uh... I like the smell of the soap in the other bathroom?" Vinyl said nervously. "You have the same kind of soap." Things were speeding down hill. "Well... It smelled so good that I... Ate it?" "You ate the soap?" "Yes." Octavia face-hoofed. "I will have somepony bring you more soap, but I have some paper work for you to do, so let's head into your room and discuss it, alright?" Vinyl just got royally bucked. "I can't believe you did that, princess! Now ponies want you removed from the throne, and your student is having a really rough time." Spitfire said. "I have a student?" Dash asked, but got a piercing glare from Spitfire. "Well, who put the idea in their heads that I should be removed from the throne?" "Well a lot of them thought of it on their own, but it says here that this stallion has been spreading rumors, and even created an Anti-Rainbow group." Spitfire said, and Rainbow grabbed the piece of paper with her magic. It was only Rainbow's third time attempting levitation, so the paper was shaking and was kinda hard to read, but it all worked out. But when Rainbow Dash read the name of the stallion who created the Anti-Rainbow group, she narrowed her eyes. "Blueblood!" "So this stallion wants to have taxes cut, but that will have a major impact on the economy. There will be less money made, and less money spent. What do you think about this, princess? Princess?!" Octavia found that Vinyl was asleep, with her tongue hanging out of the side of her mouth. Octavia was about to get a bucket of water, when princess Rainbow Dash burst in. "Vinyl, wake up! We're gonna go kick prince Blueblood's ass!" She said, causing Vinyl to bolt up. "I'm coming! Sorry Tavi, we'll have to do this later. Bye!" Vinyl said, and bolted out the door. The two alicorns ran out the front doors of the castle in excitement. "Hey dood, watch dis." Vinyl said, secretly flipping off the grammar nazis. She spread her white, majestic wings, and took to the sky. "How the hay did you do that?" Rainbow asked in shock. "All I have to do is flap my wings and will myself to fly." Vinyl said with a smile. "I can't do that!" Rainbow complained. "That's cause you're not as talented as I, Mrs. I can't do magic." Vinyl mocked. "Hey, I raised the sun this morning, and I levitated some stuff. And you said magic is hard." Rainbow said, and flew off, with Vinyl following. "So, where is Bluebutt's house?" Vinyl asked. "Right there." Rainbow said, pointing a hoof at a big, fancy mansion. The two mares landed in the front yard, ignoring the sign saying 'Stay off the lawn'. Rainbow swiftly bucked the door down, and Vinyl barged in. Blueblood was sitting on a leather (What?) couch, shoving apple fritters into his mouth. Vinyl scratch grabbed him by the neck with her magic. "You little *BEEP*! You think we can't rule Equestria? We can do a better job than you will ever do, you little *BEEP*. You *BEEP*ed up little *BEEP*. Why, I oughta-" Vinyl stopped, realizing she had gone a little too far. Vinyl dropped Blueblood, and he fell limp like a ragdoll. Vinyl broke into a nervous sweat, and checked for a pulse. There was nothing. "So unrainbow." Dash said, shaking her head. "Hey, fritters!" She said, and began chomping on a fritter. Author's Note Huh. Kind of dark... Ah well, eat a fritter!
Epic Crossover Time/Chaos Vinyl Scratch had just finished raising the moon. It had become very easy, but then it was never hard to begin with. She was about to go to night court, when Rainbow Dash walked in. "Ever heard of knocking?" Vinyl asked. "Nope. Anyways, I just got back from Ponyville, and now i'm really confused." Rainbow said. "What happened?" "Well, I'm not sure what kind of universe this is, but it's really strange." "Care to elaborate?" "Well, Pinkie Pie is a gypsy, Fluttershy is a cult leader worshiping some thing called the Smooze, and Rarity is with her. Twilight has a cousin named Nyx. Oh, and nopony likes Spike." Rainbow told the white alicorn. "Why does that sound familiar?" Vinyl asked. "I dunno. But this universe seems to be combining a lot of things. And there is something weird about the rainbow factory." Rainbow Dash said, noticing a bag of apple fritters on Vinyl's nightstand. "Ah well, fate will probably be cruel, and order unkind, and somepony is gonna get banished to the moon. Let's just go troll nobles at night court." This made Rainbow Dash brighten up, and she followed Vinyl out the door. Somewhere in the castle garden, there stood the statue of a Draconequus. The insane bass coming from the castle was so wonderfully chaotic, that the statue began to crack. Soon, the statue shattered, and in it's place was a living, breathing Draconequus. "Look out Equestria, Discord is back!" "That was too funny!" Rainbow rolled on the floor laughing, and crying at the same time. "Did you see her face? I didn't know it could do that!" Vinyl Scratch exclaimed. A noble was staggering around, trying to get the giant potato off of her head. Suddenly, pink clouds rolled in. Thunder boomed and lightning crackled across the ceiling. Standing before the two mares was someone Dash had never expected to see again. "Have you missed me, Dashie? I've missed you. And look at Vinyl Scratch, killing her little ponies with music. And I though I was spirit of chaos. Oh wait, I am." Discord said proudly. "Oh, hey dude." Vinyl said, waving her hoof. "Wassup?" Rainbow asked. "Wait, what? Is this a joke?" He asked, confused. "No, I was just saying hi. Is saying hi illegal now? I think I would know, since i'm princess." Rainbow smirked. "But you- I- Never mind. You do realize i'm going to spread chaos across Equestria, right?" Discord asked the two alicorns, which were currently playing with portal guns. "What are you even doing?" Vinyl Scratch was stuck in a freefall, while Rainbow Dash had two portals right next to each other, falling down through one, and falling up through the other. "You don't even care, do you?" The spirit of chaos asked them. "Nuh uh." They said simultaneously. "Well I can't enjoy this if you don't even care!" He snapped. "That's your problem." Dash replied. "Ugh, i'll be in stone. Tell me when you decide to care." He said, and teleported into the garden, turning himself to stone. "Did that really just work?" Vinyl Scratch asked, getting rid of the portals. "I don't know, but I think i'm going to puke..." Rainbow replied, and hastily made her way to the bathroom. "I really feel like that shouldn't have worked." Vinyl muttered to herself, and left the room. "I can't believe I fell for that..." Discord muttered, laying on the bottom of a cotton candy cloud. "Well those foals won't get away with tricking me that easily. They will pay. Oh yes, they will pay..." Author's Note Huh, I really should make these chapters longer. Oh well, it's all good. Love it? Hate it? Can't get enough of it? Too ugly? You know where I got that from ;)
Fooling Around "I'm so bored!" Rainbow Dash complained to one of her guards. "I'm sorry to hear that, princess." He replied. "Where the hay is Vinyl? I wanted to show her what I learned today!" Rainbow whined. "I don't know, your highness. But you can show me what you learned." He told her. "Alrighty. Are you ready? Then prepare to be amazed! BEHOLD, OUR ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE!" The guard was blown off of his hooves from the volume of her voice. "That was very... Lovely, your highness. Oh, look, your sister is here. Now you don't have to be bored anymore!" He said, and rushed out of the room. "I don't think guards are supposed to do that... Oh hi Vinyl!" Rainbow said, waving to the alabaster alicorn. "Dashie, Dashie! Geuss what I found." Vinyl said enthusiastically. "Please not another changeling. Please not another changeling." Rainbow begged. "It's not a changeling! It's a... Space Core!" She said, pulling out a core. "What the f*** did you do?" Rainbow asked, face-hoofing. Nothing! Discord gave him to me!" "You accepted something from Discord?" Dash inquired. "It seemed like a good idea at the time." Vinyl said, tossing the core in the air and catching it again. "Space. Space. Wanna go to space. Wanna see space. Wanna hug the sun. Space. Space. SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!" It said, much to Dash's annoyance. "Great Faust, shut that thing up!" She snapped. "It won't turn off!" Vinyl started to panic. "I have an idea. Let's go see Twilight and see if she can turn it off." Rainbow suggested. "Good idea! I'll just use my awesome alicorn powers to teleport us there!" Vinyl said, and in a flash, they were standing in Twilight's library. "I wish I had done that when I came here!" Rainbow told Vinyl. "Yea, well, you're a noob. let's see if Twilight is home. HEY TWILIGHT ARE YOU HERE?" Vinyl yelled in her 'special voice'. A tired looking Twilight soon stumbled down the stairs of the great oak. "What the heck do you ponies want from me- Oh! Princesses! I'm so sorry if I knew you were coming I would have made Spike clean up this mess!" Twilight gasped and bowed to the two alicorns. "Oh please don't bow. We just dropped in to see if you could help us. You see, Discord- "DISCORD IS BACK?!?" Twilight shrieked, completely interrupting Dash. She then noticed the glare she was getting. "Oh, i'm sorry. You were saying?" "My 'sister' accepted a space core from Discord, and it won't stop talking. Can you help?" Dash continued. "I don't know what a space core is, but I can try to help. Can I see it please?" Twi asked, and Vinyl hoofed her the space core. "Space. Wanna go to space. Wanna see the stars. Space. 'Hey son', 'hey space dad', 'let's go to space', 'I love you space dad!'" It said. "I see. Well here's an off switch but it's hooked up to a- "PRESS IT!" both princesses yelled. Twilight quickly flipped the switch. It started beeping, and was follow by the library exploding. The three ponies and baby dragon slowly climbed out of the rubble. "Oh, uh, well, it looks like you've got your hooves full so we'll just be going... Bye!" Raibow said, and the two princesses teleported away. Twilight turned to the stunned baby dragon. "Well what are you waiting for? Clean up this mess!" She snapped, and walked away.
Unpleasant Surprises "This is Fluttershy's house. She's a little shy, but really nice, being the element of kindness and all." Rainbow Dash explained to Vinyl, knocking on the wooden door of the cottage. It slowly opened, revealing a yellow pegasus with a long pink mane. "Hey, Shy'. Can we come in?" Dash asked the timid mare. "Oh, of course princesses." She said with a bow. She then noticed Vinyl starring at a small shed in her yard. "Hey, hey, hey, stay out of my shed! Oh, um, if you don't mind, that is..." "Er, okay. I won't go in your shed." Vinyl said, and followed Dash and Fluttershy into the cottage. "You're just in time. I have a friend here named Wheatley. He's a little strange, and always talks about a place called Aperture, but he's still nice. I was just telling him about Lord Smooze." She said, leading them into the living room. "That's it, i'm out!" Vinyl said, and hastily exited, followed by Rainbow Dash. As she left, she noticed the same shed in the yard. Her and Dash exchanged a look. "Just one peek won't hurt." Dash said, and opened the door, before quickly closing it. She spun around, to come face-to-face with Fluttershy. "I told ya'll to stay out of my shed." She said with a crazy look on her face. "Alright, we're getting out of this crazy town." Vinyl said, and teleported both alicorns back to the castle. She turned to Dash with a look of curiosity. "So what did you see in there?" Dash's relief turned into horror, as she recalled the animal corpses on the walls... "You don't want to know." Vinyl Scratch was listening to Pony Rock Anthem, and playing with a slinky, when Dash burst in. “Ever heard of knocking?” Vinyl asked the cyan alicorn. “Nope. Anyways, there’s a really big group of ponies outside, and they look mad.” Dash told the alabaster alicorn. “Maybe they just want us to go force Valve to finish Portal 3?” Vinyl suggested. “I doubt it. Portal isn’t that popular.” Dash said, suddenly noticing Vinyl’s slinky. “Well, we better go see what they want.” Vinyl said, and they headed outside. There, they found a large crowd of nobles screaming at them. “Don’t worry Vinyl, I got this.” Dash said, and stepped forward. “EVERYPONY SHUT UP!” She yelled, causing all of the ponies to silence themselves. “Now what do you want?” She asked. She heard the crowd yell several things, but the only thing that really stood out was somepony yelling they wanted the two alicorns dethroned. “Are you saying that we aren't good at ruling?” Vinyl inquired. The two mares heard a loud yes from the crowd. “Well as true as that is, we refuse to let anypony else take over. So you can all go home.” But the crowd stayed. “We seriously don’t care what you do, but we’re going back into the castle now, so it’s really pointless for you all to stay.” Dash told them, and her and Vinyl went back inside. Dash was trying really hard to sleep, but was kept awake by the yelling of the ponies outside. The guards said they would get rid of them, but clearly did a bad job at it. Suddenly, the door burst open. A white unicorn with a pink mane walked in, horn glowing. “AH! Who are you and what are you doing in my room?” Dash asked the intruder. “My name is Celestia, and i’m here to get rid of the tyrant that rules Equestria.” She said, causing Dash to laugh. “You’re kidding, right?” Rainbow chuckled. “Not at all.” and her vision went black. Vinyl Scratch awoke in a dark forest. Twisted trees loomed above her. “Ugh. What happened?” She asked herself out loud. “I think we just got beaten by Celestia...” Dash sat up next to her. “Well, buck.” Vinyl said, standing up and brushing herself off. “I guess we should go take our kingdom back, shouldn’t we?” Dash nodded in agreement, and they took off. “I just don’t know what went wrong...” Vinyl sighed. “Yea. How did they become alicorns in under a day?” Rainbow asked half to herself, half to Vinyl. “I don’t know. Maybe they got a hold of some of Pinkie’s ‘special cupcakes’ and they somehow became alicorns from the experience.” Vinyl suggested. “First of all, I just know you’re referencing another on of your grimdark fanfictions, and second, I don’t think you can become an alicorn that easily.” Rainbow told her. “Yea... I know, we can create an army of ponies that love us!” Vinyl exclaimed. “That’s a great idea! I’m positive we have tons of adoring fans. Come on Vinyl, let’s go.” “How do we not have any fans?!?” Dash asked. “The ponies in this universe...” Vinyl muttered. “Yea... Wait a minute! The ponies in this universe don’t like us, but I know a universe where we are loved so much, the things that live there hold conventions for us!” Rainbow said excitedly. “Dash... Where are you going with this?” Vinyl asked nervously. “Pack your things, Vinyl. We’re going to earth!”
Blame"Alright Vinyl, are you ready to see our epic army?" Rainbow Dash asked, bouncing with excitement. "I was born ready!" Vinyl said with a smile. "Alright, behind these trees is where all of our fans will have appeared. Let's go meet them." Rainbow said, and led Vinyl through the trees, to find... "What the fuck is this?" Vinyl snapped. "They aren't even supposed to be in this story!" Rainbow groaned. Standing before the two alicorns, were Slate and Comet. "I blame you!" Vinyl said, pointing an accusing hoof at Rainbow Dash. "You have clearly scared all of our fans off." "Me? You have it all wrong. I'm the one who did the sonic Rainboom!" Did music just start playing? "So what? All you do is brag about how awesome you are, thinking you are the best. My fans don't like that, so they didn't come. Yes, it's your fault!" Vinyl snapped. "What are they doing?" Comet asked. "I have no idea, but it looks fun!" Original version (First part) "Well it isn't my fault, that's just how I am. And what about you? No one understands! All you do all day, is be a DJ, and you don't even have any lines! Oh, did that not rhyme?" Dash sang. "Forget you! So what if I don't even have any lines? That just leaves it up to their little minds. They've given me a name, and a whole personality, and they've given you a slice of reality!" Vinyl sang in reply. "There goes the fourth wall." Comet sighed. "Reality, smeality, doesn't matter to me. Have you seen my fanart, it looks great, don't you think? They hang posters of me, on their walls, you see, and what about the OC's in the first place?" "What?" Slate asked, before Vinyl interrupted. "None of our fans like you two OC's, you scared them away by being in our stories." "So it's their fault!" Rainbow sang. "Yes, it's their fault!" Luna appeared out of nowhere, before disappearing again. "Wait a minute! You say that we're the problem, but listen please, have you ever even read any of our stories? We're just as good as you, if not better, so think before you even write that letter." Comet replied, singing the same song. "That's enough from you, don't you see? No one likes someone else's OC." Rainbow snapped, still singing. "Stop calling me, an OC, I am my own pony like you and she." Comet replied. "No you're not and it's your fault!" "No it's your fault!" "ENOUGH!" Slate's sudden outburst startled the bickering ponies, and stopped the music. "If this is how you're going to act, than i'll take the blame. Sure, why not? Celestia has sent an army after you two because of your own stupidity," He pointed an accusing hoof at Vinyl and Rainbow. "And you have no army. So sure, it's my fault. But there is a way for you to fix all of this. To save your skins. Because otherwise, alternate universe Celestia is going to make you wish you could die. Oh, I bet you two were too busy being tyrants to figure out alicorns are immortal. Well, you're going to have to go back to your own universe, where you are not princesses, or all powerful alicorns." Slate said. "WHAT?" both mares screeched simultaneously. "You have to go back-" "We heard what you said!" Vinyl snapped. "We just don't want it to be true." Rainbow Dash finished. "Well, I'll use my OC powers to make you a portal back." Slate said, and a swirly rainbow portal appeared. "But I don't want to go." Vinyl said sadly, before her hooves started glowing yellow. "What are you doing?" Rainbow asked. "Nothing!" Vinyl said quickly, and stopped. "Well, let's jump in on three, okay?" Rainbow suggested to Vinyl. "Okay. 3..." "2..." Rainbow added. "1... Oh, I can't do it! No! counting to three just gives me too much time to think about it. You'll have to push me." Vinyl told Rainbow Dash. "You want me to push you into the portal?" "Yes." "Okay, 3... 2... See ya on the other side!" Rainbow said, and gave Vinyl a shove. "You didn't get to one....!" She said, but fell into the portal before finishing. Rainbow jumped in after her, grinning. "GERONIMO!" "Gee, those drama classes really paid off." Slate said. "Yea, you were really dramatic about it." Comet replied, and the two friends walked off 'into the woods'. The two mares appeared in the center of ponyville, scaring a few ponies who had been standing right next to them. "Well, I guess that's it." Rainbow sighed. "Yea... Um, Dash?" Vinyl asked. "What?" "We're still alicorns." Vinyl said. "Oh. Buck." "And Twilight is that purple pony with a darker purple mane, right?" Vinyl inquired. "Yes..." Rainbow said hesitantly. "What about her?" "She's an alicorn too." Author's Note Well, this seems like a good ending. What do you think? Sequel, or no sequel?
We want YOU!"Well that didn't work." Rainbow Dash said with a sigh. "You can't just teleport to another universe. It's impossible." Vinyl Scratch told the cyan mare. "Well... We could always send our fans an email..." Both mares shared a look. "Let's go steal Twilight's computer." "And let's take her dragon servant too!" Dear ~~smelly humans~~ brony or pegasister, How to make your dream come true and become a pony. Reply with a description of your OC and a name. ~~Send me 20 bits at 1234 Everfree Forest road.~~ ~~Make Vinyl Scratch your least favorite pony~~ Forget that last one. Be ready to go to war with Celestia and Luna. Your favorite alicorn, Rainbow Dash Vinyl Scratch is here too but she's not as cool. She says I need to stop typing so we can go bring this computer back to Twilight, but I don't think Twi will even notice it's gone. She also says that if i'm not going to return the computer, I should at least warn you of some things. Stay out of Fluttershy's shed. Don't fail your flight test. Stay out of Pinkie Pies basement? What is that supposed to mean? Anyways, I should go now cause' Vinyl is hitting her head against a tree for some reason. Author's Note Sorry I took so long to write this. My computer is having problems so i've been using my tablet, and I can't do *beep* on there. When I wrote this, I heard Rainbow Dash's voice as her voice from Rainbow Dash Presents. So don't forget to help Dashie and Vinyl.
