Twilight Sparkle Goes To Burger King

by Bleedin 3

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy
Length: 988

Twilight Sparkle transports and goes to Burger King where hilarity ensues.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-01-25 02:54:49 UTC

Delicious!

There they were in The Cockroach Club bathhouse bathing together in their sudsy skin. From the bathtub it created a haze of smoke that enveloped their three sexy girls souls. The three sat in the bathtub awkwardly looking away from each other but, then Twifight Sparkill gazed at Questionable Object's luscious breasts were then she began to add excess water to the pool. Twifight leaned close to Questionable Object and began to french kiss her with her tongue and lick her face like a dog, a really fucking hot dog. Questionable Object startled by this occurrence tried to push Twifight away but, her lady hormones got in her consciousness and she got right horny when she felt Twifight tongue circling her face. Sunshine-Smiles returning from the kitchen which all women belong saw upon the bathtub the two kissing furiously and their arms moving frantically as if they were fingering each other. Sunshine-Smiles dropped the drink's all over the floor in shock at what she saw. Yet, she grew wet and breathed heavily in shock at the two lovely ladies making out in the tub.

"What are you guys doing?" she exclaimed in a jewish accent.

"And why is this turning me on?" said Sunshine-Smiles to herself in disbelief.

"Come join in the pool baby, Come in join the fun, It has been doubled my niggas!" retorted Questionable Object.

Sunshine-Smiles could barely contain herself for the lost feelings that were left lost in the mind resurfaced again at the sight of the two horny bitches. Sunshine ran to the bathtub in desperation as if she was a Jew running from the holy gestapo. She sat on the edge of the tub and spread her legs as fast as she could.

"Please, please, finger me too, I haven't had it in so long, I like pussy I really do I am gonna burn in hell anyway since I am a heathnistic jew!" said Sunshine-Smiles oh so desperately and sexually.

"Anything for you Sunshine!" said the two women at the same time like siamese twins.

The two pulled their arms out of the pool and pushed both arms of theirs into Sunshine-Smiles massive vagina that could fit a watermelon or a fancy german oven I heard so much about. Sunshine moaned like a beast turning into kosher meat. Sunshine-Smiles vagina began to suck their arms in like a black hole where then the two women began to struggle to pull out their arms and Sunshine was too much in mid-orgasm to help them out. The two were screaming in horror as their arms began to get sucked in to Sunshine's cleat-us where finally Sunshine orgasmed liquid from another dimension unto their faces which tasted like the ashes of her jewish relatives. Sunshine's orgasm was fired so powerfully that she flew to the glass door and broke it to find glass cutting her back all over which in turn aroused her because she was a crazy vampire jew fag bitch. Seeing that Sunshine was aroused by this Twifight went insane and grabbed some of the broken glass and used it as a make-shift dildo and started to cut Sunshine-Smile's vagina furiously where Sunshine began to scream in both joy and pain. Seeing that Sunshine was in pain, Twifight stopped fucking her with the glass But, Sunshine protested of this and said to fill her hole with all the glass on the floor. Twifight wanting to please Sunshine began to pick up glass while cutting herself accidentally and crazily threw the glass into Sunshine's vagina. Sunshine screamed like a banshee on steroids or like god sneezing all over the universe, it was pretty loud, louder than a jewish baby in a german summer camp. Questionable Object was masturbating to the two doing their thang and to Questionable it was the hottest thing she had ever seen since the time she was gang raped by cats. Questionable could not hold it in any longer and she began to cream into the pool which in turn caused the water to be infected with A.I.D.S. Twifight seeing the blood pouring from Sunshine-Smiles began to rub it all over her vagoo so she could feel how it is to be Sunshiney. Sunshine seeing that her vagina was pierced like a emo teenager's body she was finally satisfied with herself and then began to lick her pussy blood and paint her face with blood from her vagina. Sunshine crept close to Twifight and started to fuck her with her new glass penises. Twifight began to scream in a crazy fucked up way as Sunshine fucked her vagina and put glass into it. Questionable Object seeing the bloody action in front of her got a umbrella tied it up and stuck it up her vagina to feel the cold metal up her hole.

"This is the best sex I have ever had Twifight... Thank You" said Sunshine as she bled to death all over Twifight.

"No don't leave me you have gave me the best sex I have ever had!" said Twifight desperately.

"Bitch see you in hell!" said Sunshine which in turn she collapsed all over Twifight and went limp.

"NOOOOO!" said Twifight in response, Twifight looked around and pushed Sunshine-Smile's dead body off of her. She really needed to get to a hospital. Twifight stood up a little awkwardly to Questionable Object impaled herself with an umbrella up her vagina. She walked into the street bloodied and hurt to see a light in the middle of the street coming at her.

She was too dizzy from loss of blood to react and she got hit by a van. The van dragged her pulverized body all over the pavement. Her organs flew all over the place and the only thing left was her crazed expression on the window of the van.

They all died and went to heaven except for Sunshine-Smile's because she was a jew.