It was laundry day, and as usuall Twilight told spike to take the day off and, see his friends the C.M.C. She had only started to kick him out because she felt that he was acting a little odd, so like she's done before, Twilight assumed the worst. She had just brought down her clothing, spawning from panties to her favorite hoodie, when she spotted a pair of Spikes cargo pants. At first she thought nothing of it but, as she walked closer to pick them up, she spotted a letter in right back pocket. "probely money for his nasty drug addiction." she thought taking the letter out of the pocket. She froze when she read the letters cover. The letter read:
To:Staff Sargent Spike Sparkle.
Current code name:Tattle Tale
I.D.#:07004-11367-S.S.
Unit:Celestia's Elite Light guard/Luna's Elite Shadow guard.
Current deployment:Creation of a new guard unit, based in Ponyville.
Goal of unit is to protection of the elements of harmony and Twilight Sparkle.
From:Princess Celestia & Princess Luna
Reason for letter:New deployment, possibly in the Everfree forest or in the Crystal Empire.
"WHATTHEFUCKDIDIJUSTREAD!" exclaimed Twilight. "I need to find the girls they can help me under stand this...this I don't even know What the fuck this is." Twilight thought Twilight as she picked up her cell phone to call her best friends, and fellow elements of harmony. Twilight in her rush failed to enter her password for her phone four times, and was about to mess up again. "breath, Twi, breath." she thought to herself, and after a few seconds she calmed herself down and called the girls.
"Heya Twi, what's up?" Pinkie Pie said cheerfully.
"This better be important Twi, I was napping." Rainbow Dash said ereatrbly. Before anyone else could speak, Twi ,in voice that was on the verge of tears, said,
"I need you girls to get her now. I just found something that...that I...I... please help me?" and with that said the only response Twi was given was the sound of the call disconnecting and Twilight began to cry.
20 minutes later
Twilight heard the girls banging on the door, followed by Dash's threat to tear it down if she didint open it for them, so she did. Her eyes were still red and puffy from her fifteen minute crying session as she opened the door. The girls swarmed her, like ants to a picnic. Each holding on to her as if she were there biological sister. Rainbow was the first to speak.
"What's wrong Twi? What can't you deal with?" dash said in a hushed tone.
"the letter, I...I..." Twilight began to cry again.
"y'all stay here with Twi, whiale me and R.D. look at the letter that's got Twi on her kness." said AppleJack, as she and Rainbow walked over to the letter.
"this is the letter ,twi?" asked Rainbow dash, holding the still closed envelop in her cyan blue hands. Twi nodded her head, the tears had stoped but it was clear that she was in a delicate state.
"uh, sugarcube, this here letter is still in it's envelope? Do ya know what's in side it?" asked AppleJack,a little confused, as she took the envelope from Rainbow.
"read the cover" Twilight said in a tone lower than that of Fluttershy.
"k, sugarcu.... o my goddd, he... This..." AppleJack was at a complet loss for words. "y'all need to read this" she said, in a shocked tone. The girls one by one, cycle through reading the envelopes cover. This time Fluttershy was the first to speak.
"Girls, why don't we go upstairs in to you room Twi?" Fluttershy said confidently.
"ok" Twilight said, and they began moving upstirs with Twilight.
3 hours later
Spike was walking back to the library. It had been a three hours since Twilight had kicked him out for 'Lauandry Day'. He began to think to him self "I wonder why Twi's been kicking me out, besides isint my job to do lauandry?" he thought to himself. "I hope she doesent find my cigarets that would defiantly...wait a second...where's the letter from the princess?"
"o shit" he said and soon relized that he left in his BDU pants on the floor. Spike ran faster than he had run in his entire life. One thought in his head, "she found the letter".
Ch:1:The Truth of the matter
Spike had just reached the library, still nervous about how Twilight was going to act. He pulled out his keys and, inserted his house key into the door, and locked it.
"what?" said Spike confused.
"Twi always locks the door? O shit..." he said to himself, as he pulled out his Bretta M93R, unlocked the door and entered the library prepared for anything or at least he thought he was. He slowly began to walk toward the stairs of library, when he suddenly felt searing pain in his neck, back, arms and legs.
"YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT HOW DARE YOU KEEP SOMETHING LIKE THIS, FROM US!" exclaimed Rainbow as she and Applejack pined him to the ground.
"WHAT THE FUCK? WHERE IS TWILIGHT?" asked Spike more pissed than concerned.
"R.D. calm down, Spike yall better explain yourself or the pain your in now will be notin compared to what ima do toh your ass" said Applejack. Her tone was stern and, honest but it wasn't angry. That threw Spike off, The fact that she wasent, or didint sound, angry. "looks like I need to tell them" he thought to himself
"ok I'll tell my story if you let me out of this choke hold, deal?" Spiked asked.
"deal, Dash on three we let go of em', alright?" Said Applejack
"or we beat the living fuck out of him. Applejack, Twi's crying upstairs..." Spikes eyes went wide and, he broke free of there grip, grabbed his sidearm and ran up the stairs faster than he had run to get to the libiary.
"what the hell, did... What?" they asked in unionsin, looks of complet shock on there faces. As they watched the blur they called Spike bolt faster than there eyes could follow.
"Twi I'm coming in" yelled spike as he opend the door and then his whole world turned black.
3.5 hours later
Spike woke up to the sound of music, he reconigzed the song, Krypotnite by 3 doors down. He blinked a few times and decided that one of two things, one the girls hit him and somehow blinded him and paralyzed him, or two he was blind folded and tied to a chair after being knocked out by one of four people.
"shhh! He's waking up girls" he heard Twilight say. "how are you feeling Spike?" she contined.
"Three things one: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR? FUCKING OWE. Two: I'm tied to a chair, with a blindfold on, so how do you think I feel smartass? Three: why am I tied to chair with rope and duck tape?" retorted Spike a little pissec off.
"how do you think we would react? You kicked in Twi's door and had a gun in your hands." said Rareity with a chuckle.
"good point, anyway why am I still tied, and duck taped to a chair?" He asked still a bit pissed but calmer then he was when he woke up.
"Because our little Spikey-Wikie has some questions to answere." Replied Rareity.
"Please stop calling me that. I'm nineteen !I'm not a kid any more. I'm a solider in the fucking military for Celestia's sake." responded Spike a little annoyed. He than hears the rest of the girls talking in a low wisper. "Why does this shit always happen to me?" Spike thought to himself, the girls turned around again to face him. Twilight spoke first.
"When did you enlist? And why didint you tell me? Better yet us?" she said with a voice full of pain.
"a-after my seventeenth birthh-h day. I didint tell anyone because I was orderd not to by Celestia." he said nervously.
"okay" twilight said as she pulled out her phone. "I'm calling her to make sure your not lying to us, yet again" she dialed her teachers personal cell number in her phone and pressed call. When all of a sudden they hear something on the tv.
"Mares and Colts of Equestria, I regret to have to tell you all this, the comminust Zebra republic has declared war on our peaceful nation. It would appear that the remours of heavy fighting in the everfree forest can be confirmed, in a statement by a Sargent Major. Clare said that he and his shadow guards were ready for what ever Equestria asked of them..." the tv was turned off by Fluttershy.
"And so it begins, girls please untie me." asked Spike.
"AND LET YOU GO TO FIGHT IN THIS WAR! NO WAY IN HELL WOULD I EVER DO THAT!" yelled Twilight.
"I'm with Twi in this Spike if y'all think wer gonna let ya leave..." Spike cut Applejack off.
"That's not up to any of you, I'm a solider, it's my job to keep you alll alive. If I need to enter the combat zone than I'm going to enter the combat zone" Spike said.
"well... Spike how's about you go and fuck yourself cause your...." before Rainbow Dash could finish talking Spike got up and was standing stright up. A look of anger and annoyance on his face.
"this is Tattle Tale 1-1 to Teach, I'm in need of assistance" said spike calmly. The room was filled with a blinding white light and after thirty seconds the light was gone, but now Princess Celestia was standing in the room with them.
"Yes, T.T. 1-1. What's the problem?" asked Princess Celestia.
"Your magestie they are." responded Spike.
"O they found out? Spike how did this happen?" asked Celestia
"long story your magestie." answered Spike.
"well I do believe I have time to spare to listen to your story Sargent" stated Celestia.
