Will of Fire

Chapter 18 - I did NOT have sex with that mare!

By: TheXIIILightning

"Hey AJ! Wait up!"

Ah didn't listen to Rainbow, ah was to busy runnin' fer the Library.

"Who does he think he is!? Commin' into our town an' lying to everypony like that?" The Library was in sight now, so we slowed down a bit.

"I don't know AJ, but I'm going to give him an hard buck if he hurt Twilight!"

"Hey, settle down RD. We have to be careful, we need ta catch him by surprise or it might get dangerous."

We stopped a few steps from the door. If anyone herd us this could go South real' quick and real' bad.

"So AJ, I'll check the windows, you check the door. Call me if you hear anything, or if we need to break in."

"Gotcha RD." That's a good plan, and we need ta be quick. Celestia-knows what's happening in there.

Ah put my ear to the door, and held my breath to see if Ah heard anything. The door was really thick, but Ah could have swore Ah heard a little grunting. No good, Ah better check on RD. Ah moved away from the door, and looked around for her, she was standing near the ground-floor windows with... Her wings stretched and, blushing!?

"What in the hay..? Move over RD." I pushed her and looked through the window.

Ah saw Spike eating some popcorn on a chair, nothing out of the ordinary. And he was lookin' at...

Sweet Celestia Twi! Not in front of Spike!

Ah don't know what Twi was thinkin' but Ah'm not letting this go on any further!

"Come on Rainbow, we're putting a stop to this RIGHT NOW!" I grabbed her by the tail.

"But can't we just look a li-"

"NOW!" Ah slammed a hoof on the ground and Rainbow went behind me, muttering something. Ah don't care what it was, Ah'm ending whatever stupid thing Twilight started with that fool.

Ah got in position, lifting my two trusty hind legs in front of the door, ready to snap the damn thing off it's hinges.

"On the count of 3 Rainbow! 1... 2... "

"Oh Lightning hold on! I'm almost there!"

I don't know how much longer I can hold her down, she's squirming and sweating bellow me.

Why do I always get dragged into this...

"Twilight, I can't hold on for much longer!" I pressed the my hooves into the ground, we've been doing this for the last thirty minutes, and she's getting wilder by the minute.

"Just do it! I wanted this for so long!" She yelled, her face straining with focus, and her horn shining like never before.

"Spike! You know you could help out a little!" I yelled to the little Dragon, I can't take on Twilight all by myself.

"I would, but Twilight says I'm too small for this." He just threw another popcorn into the air and caught it with his mouth.

"He's right you know." Twilight grunted. "I can only do so much with Spike helping me." She trusted upwards again, I almost slipped off her this time.

"Jee, thank's Twi." Spike got of the chair. "I'll go check on Rarity, later guys."

"Spike, I'm so- Ah!" She yelled.

"Focus Twi! You might hurt yourself." I warned her. "I'm sorry, but this this might hurt a bit." I slammed my hooves on the ground, and started to push my body against her, but she kept thrusting her own body upwards. Sometimes it was her head, sometimes it was he back. She grunted a bit more.

"Just do it! I wanted this for so long!" She pleaded, I felt her body tense up. "I'm almost there!" This is it, a few more moments th-

*BANG!*

"BUCK!?"

Somepony broke the door open, and the loud noise scared me. I slipped off of Twilight, and fell to the floor. Twilight got thrown into a nearby bookshelf with her magic, and fell to the floor with a large thud and a bunch of books.

"Twilight!" Spike yelled, running towards the pile of books, and started to dig her out.

I angrily turned towards the door, but only saw a cyan blur. The same cyan blur that got on top of me, and punched me in the face.

"What in the hay is going on in here!?" I heard Applejack's voice.

"I could ask the same da-" I felt a hoof on my chest, I looked up and saw Rainbow Dash glaring at me.

"If you hurt Twilight, I swear I'll end you!" She lift her right hoof, probably for another punch, and I closed my eyes.

"What are you girls doing!?" Twilight spoke, groggily standing up. Her legs were still shaking but she was all right at least.

"What are we doing? Ah could ask you the same damn thing!" Applejack pointed at me. "You just met the guy! Ah thought better of you Twilight!" I decided to look up, but Rainbow turned her head and glared at me again.

"Don't even think about it buddy." I felt her her putting more pressure on my chest and winced.

"What are you talking about!? He's just helping me with self-levitation!" I saw a purple glow around Rainbow, but it stopped instantly. She's still a bit shaken up from that spell.

"Say what now?" Applejack asked her.

"Self-Levitation! The same spell you helped me out two weeks ago, but quit because it was 'too dangerous' and you 'didn't want to hurt me'. That spell!"

Wow, she was really mad, and I understand why. From what she told me that spell is really simple to cast, but dangerous to use. Unicorns can easily levitate other ponies and objects, because the magic is being focused in other places. But if they try to use it on them, then magic basically fights itself, and that can be quite painful.

She asked me to help her practice, so instead of using a rope to prevent her from flying off, like what happened with the bookshelf. She asked me to be on top of her. If she used a rope, she could get some serious burns, or even cut herself badly, so another pony body is the best solution to give extra weight to the proper areas.

Even so it's still dangerous, she could have pulled a leg or even worse. But the main problem it's since AJ interrupted the spell too soon, Twilight couldn't get a, 'feel' of the proper amount of magic to use. Thus rendering the whole experiment, useless.

This might be hard for her, foals can levitate themselves by accident, but Twilight. Celestia's prized student, can't. Talk about burden...

"Oh... That spell..." Applejack sheepishly scratched the back of her head. "It's just that from outside it looked like you two were... ya know."

"No! I do not know wh-" Finally she got it, I tried to explain to her that it might look like that. But she was still in 'Science Mode' to even care about it.

"Oh, 'that'..." She started to blush, I would too if it wasn't for Rainbow Dash sitting on top of me.

"That still doesn't explain why you broke down the door." I pulled them back to the issue.

Rainbow jumped of my chest, putting a little extra weight before doing so, and took some piece of paper from Applejack's saddle-bags. She grabbed the paper with her mouth, and showed it to me.

"Oh, that..." I'm doomed, now they know who I am.

"Yeah 'that'! Ya have a lot of explaining ta do!" Applejack spat.

Twilight took the paper from Rainbows mouth and started to read it.

Rainbow Dash took the time to say a few words.

"I can't believe you to me, umm, US like that!" She was mad. Spike was confused, so Twilight read the paper out loud, a shocked expression on her face.

"Wanted for murder, theft, assault of Royal Guard and for resisting arrest. The pegasus named 'Lightning' is currently found guilty of these charges and is being prosecuted by the city of Canterlot. If found, please contact the authorities and leave the area. The suspect is considered 'Armed and Dangerous'."

Twilight levitated Spike behind her, and turned the poster towards me.

Oh wow, how did they get a new picture?

"Light... Is this true?" She asked me.

I got up without saying anything, and Applejack immediately used her lasso to hogtie me.

"Of course, I'm just a vicious murderer and a burglar. Didn't you read my resume?" I said, dripping with sarcasm. Clearly they didn't find it as funny as I did.

"No! Of course I'm innocent! AJ, untie me right now!" I started to fight against my restraints.

"Ya don't get to call me AJ! And Ah won't untie you, not before you explain yourself!"

Clearly she wasn't kidding. We exchanged glares for a while longer, but they had the upper-hoof.

Option A: I could just refuse to talk, and wait for the guard to arrive and lock me up for life.

Option B: I could talk, explain what happened, and wait comfortably for the guard to come and lock me up.

Option C: Talk, and hope that they give me a head start. But the guard will still come and lock Sunshine up.

Option D: Come up with better options in the next 10 seconds.

.

.

.

I guess D sucks, so I'll go with B.

"Fine, I'll tell you what really happened." I lied sideways on the floor.

"But go get the others first. That way we can avoid anymore surprises..."

End of Chapter 18

How did I go from hot, sweaty s-... 'spells'.

To making the main character a criminal?

I need to lay off the cider, that's how!

Now for the Hype. *Ahem*

Lightning is a criminal, despite claiming his innocence. And who is he accused of killing?

Find out in the next chapter of...

Will of Fire!