Shining Armour's Biggest Mistake

by GaryOak

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Romance, Porn, Sex, Queen Chrysalis, Shining Armor, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 4448

[M/F] Ever wondered what would've happened if Shining Armour chose to marry Chrysalis instead of Cadence at the end of Canterlot Wedding? Wonder no more.

An alternate ending to A Canterlot Wedding. After all is revealed, Shining Armour decides to marry Queen Chrysalis instead of Princess Cadence. What follows is a detailed account of their consummation immediately following the wedding ceremony.

[M/F]

Edited by Horse Voice.

Published 2013-01-28 00:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-01-28 00:10:01 UTC

Consummation

Shining Armour hopped into the wedding carriage and closed the door behind him. He turned to his new bride. “Ready to go?”

Queen Chrysalis batted her eyelashes and licked her lips. “I've been waiting a long time for this.”

Shining Armour's face flushed. “Me too. After Twily revealed the truth... I – I had no other choice. But, to be honest, I should've realized you did something to Cadence, even while I was brainwashed...”

She cocked an eyebrow. “Oh, and why's that?”

He could not help but break into a wide, goofy grin. “She was never as good and fiery in the sack as you are... and she never could take all of what I've got...”

Chrysalis purred softly, pecked him on the snout, and brought a forehoof to his crotch. She smirked and entwined his flaccid member through one of the holes. As the carriage hit a bump in the road, she allowed its jostle to carry her into her husband's hooves and kissed him. Her tongue expertly parted his lips and plunged deeply into his mouth. His eyes widened as her long, slender tongue danced. It was like nothing he had ever experienced.

When he had gotten over his initial shock, he closed his eyes and leaned into her, wrapping his forehooves around her body. After he sent his tongue to explore Chrysalis's mouth, he felt hers wrap around his and stroke it. She began to work his stiffening stallionhood with her hoof's hole as their kiss deepened. Shining Armour felt his heart thump. He wrapped his forehooves around her and pulled her closer.

Chrysalis began to work her forehoof faster as Shining Armour continued to harden within her clutch. She spread her legs and placed her crotch atop one of his thighs. The heat from her spread nethers warmed his leg as she began to rock back and forth, jerking his pride in time with her humping. Her pace quickened as she sucked on his tongue harder.

Shining Armour's forehooves bolted down from her back and latched on to her flank, spurring her to greater speeds. Nerves flared as Chrysalis stimulated every inch of his body. He abruptly opened his eyes and recoiled from their kiss. Gasping, he looked down. His cock pulsed furiously. It had not reached close to its full length, only standing at about eight inches, but his wife's relatively narrow forehoof hole had stymied its growth.

“My, my... somepony's getting a little excited!” She flashed him a fanged smile.

Shining Armour whimpered. “Unf... can – can you please... get me out? I don't think I can move!”

Chrysalis bent down, and her tongue darted out to playfully lick his flaring cock head. After snapping it back into her mouth, she rolled her eyes as if to savour its flavour. “I suppose... but you mustn't give me all of your love before we properly consummate our marriage!”

He winced as his pride gave another painful pulse. “You won't need to worry about that, dear.”

Her eyes widened, and she gave him a wry grin. A buzzing sound filled the carriage as her wings lifted her off his leg and she stood on her three hooves. He noticed a large damp streak on his leg where she had caressed it with her pussy lips. Chrysalis tugged her trapped forehoof upward, but it would not budge. Wincing again, Shining Armour wrapped his forehooves around hers and helped her yank, but his meat would not come free.

“Let me take care of this,” said Chrysalis, batting his forehooves aside. In one swift motion, she brought her forehoof as low as it would go and plunged her mouth down on his cock, swallowing it all in one gulp.

Whinnying in alarm, Shining Armour felt her tongue encapsulate his member. It ended as quickly as it began. After withdrawing her mouth, she started to twist her forehoof side to side and slowly pull up on the lubricated shaft. Centimetre by centimetre, her hoof rose until it reached the head. With one final tug, it came free with a pop that resounded throughout the carriage.

Shining Armour gave a loud moan as his free stallionhood doubled in length and width. Looking hungrily into her large eyes, he wrapped his forehooves around her slim torso and hoisted her onto his length, both her pussy and flank gripping it as she straddled. Her nether lips quivered as they felt the veins of the still-growing poner beneath pulse and throb. Both felt their arousal grow, despite the lack of penetration.

Chrysalis wrapped her forehooves around his neck, and he leaned in for a kiss. Their muzzles locked, and his tongue once again ventured into her mouth. Her tongue snaked out to meet his, but this time, he was prepared; as she encircled his tongue and teased the back of his throat, he moved his in time with hers. He was pleased to hear a satisfied moan from his partner as she began to rock back and forth along his shaft.

Now fully hard, Shining Armour worked his tongue for all he was worth as he caressed every inch of Chrysalis's body. Tiny magenta sparks issued from his horn as their pace quickened. He had no idea how long their passionate kiss had lasted, but when their eyes opened and lips parted, his jaw ached.

“Very good,” she purred, stroking his mane. “Perhaps you can provide me with all the nourishment I need – and more!”

Shining Armour leaned back and brushed his forehoof against her left cheek. “Hey... why wait?”

Chrysalis batted his forehooves away and lifted hers. Shining Armour's stallionhood easily supported her weight. “Yes... we have another few minutes before we reach your quarters.” She kissed him on the snout before dismounting.

He grabbed his phallus and rubbed the head against her chest. “I hope you're ready.”

“You're kidding, right? I feed on love!” She loosed a sharp laugh. “Lay on your back.”

Shining Armour obeyed. His cock jutted above him like Canterlot Castle's tallest spire. She nimbly hopped atop him, and droplets of her changeling juices fell on his face as her pussy winked at him.

“We'll need a bed for our true consummation... but for now, I'll swallow the whole thing! I bet your Cadence could never do that!” She wrapped her forehooves around his cock and lightly teased the head with her agile tongue.

Shining Armour gasped. “But I'm over nineteen –”

She brought her rump down hard on his muzzle, muffling the rest of his objection. “You forget who you're talking to. I need to do this to survive! I'm probably a better lay than Celestia, even with her thousands of years' experience!”

Shining Armour giggled into her vagina, which she pressed harder against him. He inserted his tongue tentatively. A wave of pleasure washed over him as he felt her nether lips kiss his tongue and the first quarter of his cock inside her mouth and down her throat. As soon as he recovered, he dove as far into her pussy as he could, his sore jaw forgotten, he began to thrust his hips upward as Chrysalis devoured inch after inch of him with no sign of slowing down.

His arousal skyrocketed when he discovered another of his new wife's unique features: a few inches inside of her, he found what felt like a series of little tongues that massaged his tongue as he licked everything he could. Spurred on by the thought of how incredible it would feel to hilt himself inside her, he grabbed her flank and pulled her onto his muzzle as far as she would go.

Over ten inches of hard, pulsing horse meat were inside Chrysalis now, and she kept her pace steady. The exquisite, slimy taste of her changeling broth heightened his stimulation ever more as he felt her throat clench his girth with an iron grip. His cock twitched and oozed precum as she continued her long descent. He vaguely heard a stifled whimper as a torrent of her juices flooded his mouth in what he hoped would be the first of many climaxes that night.

Chrysalis's unique love tunnel felt so soothing, his tongue was relaxed instead of stiff, as it should have been after such a rigorous licking, allowing him to redouble his efforts. Her swallowing had not slowed; before long, her muzzle met his crotch. It was all he could do to stop himself from exploding.

The exoticness and experience of his sex goddess of a wife, coupled with how surreal it all was, sent his mind reeling. Using the last of his willpower to contain himself, he began mechanically thrusting into her with his tongue and stallionhood. Without missing a beat, she grinded her hips and bobbed her head a few inches in perfect rhythm with him. They started slow, but inhibitions did not last, and their pace escalated quickly. Chrysalis began massaging his balls with her forehooves as she sucked on his pole.

It was not long before they reached fever pitch, and Chrysalis came again. Shining Armour's will broke. Even his military discipline could not keep him in check any longer. His cock swelled and its head flared. He let out a long grunt as the first shot of semen traveled up his shaft like a rocket, forcing its way out despite how tightly his lover's throat squeezed.

He spanked her as hard as he could as his cum splattered against the wall of her stomach, the blast lasting several seconds. Chrysalis slurped harder as the next salvo spilled forth into her hungry gullet. He withdrew his muzzle from her nethers and gasped for air as he fired shot after shot inside her. He slumped against the carriage seat as he felt his climax subside.

When Chrysalis noticed her lover had not issued a sumptuous sample of seed for a few seconds, she began raising her head up his shaft. He groaned as he felt her tongue play along his meat as she withdrew. After his head left her mouth with a wet pop, she affectionately kissed it before turning around and sitting on her lover's belly, rubbing her snatch against the base of his mighty pillar of love.

Her tongue darted to her snout and lapped up a few drops of cum that must have escaped through her nostrils during Shining Armour's horsegasm. “My... you came a lot – and you're hard as ever!”

“Ngh... that was the best blowjob I've ever had!” He bit his lower lip. His cock somehow ached even more than it had before his release. “I don't think I've come so much in my life, but it feels like I didn't come at all!”

“Good, because I'm still hungry,” said Chrysalis, giving her love's cock an affectionate squeeze with her flank.

Shining Armour leaned up and kissed her on the lips. “When are you not hungry, dear?”

Chrysalis giggled. “Point taken.”

“Ah, this is the life,” he said, gazing into her eyes. “I get this body all to myself like this every day!”

She traced a forehoof in circles on his chest. “Especially if you can provide me with a banquet like this every night.”

“I'm all the love you'll ever need.”

She leaned in and kissed him again, working his mouth with her tongue. His cock leaked pre again as he embraced her tightly. He caressed her body and allowed himself to be swept away by her hungry kiss. Her tongue danced in his mouth with more vigour than before; if anything, his ejaculation had only energized his lover.

His forehooves played down her curvaceous body as he yearned to grasp her supple flank once again. As she felt her rear being groped, she wrapped her tail around his cock and began to stroke it. Stimulated by her winking pussy, squeezing flank, and tail, he involuntarily bucked his hips.

“Your highnesses, we have –”

They broke their kiss and stared at a red-faced carriage driver. His eyes popped as he took in the bizarre sight before him. Chrysalis clambered off her husband and pushed past the driver, making long strides toward the house in front of her.

Shining Armour rolled off the seat and unsteadily landed on his hooves. His cock gave a wanting twitch when he saw his bride's flank sway from side to side as she walked exaggeratedly, her tail lifted to expose her treasure for all Equestria to see. As if magnetically drawn, he trotted after her, his hooves clopping loudly on the cobblestone street.

While Chrysalis opened the front door of his quarters, Shining Armour's eyes zeroed in on her vagina. He raised his forelegs in preparation to mount her, but she nimbly sidestepped him a split second before he placed him on her back.

“Wait until we're inside,” she cooed, winking at him. “Then I'm all yours.”

Panting, Shining Armour nodded. The moment the door opened, he galloped toward the bedroom, knocking over various objects along the way. Chrysalis raised a forehoof to her muzzle and tittered before making slow, methodical steps after him. Shining Armour hopped on the bed and stared at the bedroom's doorway.

The room was well-furnished, with its elaborate dresser, bedside tables, and queen-size midnight blue bed. All were made of finely crafted wood, and many were emblazoned with Shining Armour's mark. None of that mattered to him now; all he cared about was the sex goddess framed in the doorway. He stood on the bed, expelling steam from his flared nostrils and breathing heavily.

Chrysalis stopped moving. “My my, you're a little eager, aren't you?”

“Get over here,” he said as he pawed at the bed. “You felt amazing when I tasted you... I want to see how you feel when I'm all the way inside you!”

“Yes,” said Chrysalis as she flared her wings and buzzed across the room, landing beside him on the bed. “It's time to feed.”

He wrapped his forehooves around her neck, closed his eyes, and kissed her. Her forehooves darted to his shaft and began to work it as their kiss deepened. Shining Armour's heart pounded as he galvanized himself to pound Chrysalis with everything he had. A loud pop filled the room. He opened his eyes and recoiled with a yelp. Princess Cadence stood grinning before him.

“Wha? How?”

Cadence laughed. “I wish you could see the look on your face right now!”

Shining Armour's face flushed. “Chryssie! That's not funny!”

Chrysalis resumed her normal form. “Then why am I smiling?”

“Humph.”

She lightly shoved his shoulder. “Oh, lighten up, my little love geyser.” Spinning around, she lowered her chest and presented herself. “Now dig in. Momma's hungry!”

Shining Armour placed his forehooves atop her fabulous flank and pressed his aching cock head against her welcoming nethers. He rubbed the head against her moist lips to lube it up as he gave her flank another appreciative grope. The last of his self restraint broke; he surged forward with all his might as his shaft pierced his lover with no resistance. He found himself hilted in less than a second. The little tongue-like things he found when he had eaten her out massaged his entire length.

He shuddered and let out a soft whinny. “You feel incredible!”

A flash of green light. She had transformed into Rarity. “Well, don't just stand there!” she said as she turned her head to give him an impatient look. “One must not keep a lady waiting!”

Shining Armour's face reddened. “Chryssie! Just be yourself!”

Rarity humphed. “I most certainly will not until you be a dear and give me the pounding I deserve!”

“Oh yeah?” he said, narrowing his eyes. “Fine, I'll play along.”

He pulled back until his entire length had withdrawn from his metamorphosed lover, save for the tip. Giving a loud, determined grunt, he thrust, his hips slapping loudly against her flank.

Her tongue lolled from her mouth. “Yes... just like that, darling!”

He pounded her again and again, maintaining his slow, hard thrusts. Another flash of green blinded him mid-thrust. Fluttershy stood before him with her wings flared.

“Um... mister Armour? Could you please go a little faster? If that's okay with you...” she said with a blush.

“Knock it off!” he said as he picked up his pace.

“Faster!” squeaked Fluttershy. “Faster! FASTER!”

Sweat matted his coat as he obeyed, pounding her for all he was worth. The sound of his pelvis smashing into his bride's flank filled the room. His whole stallionhood burned with pleasure as he mated at a blistering speed. He grunted as another flash filled the room, this time revealing Pinkie Pie impaled on his hard shaft.

“Ooh, I love this game!” she squealed. “I wanna play too!”

Pinkie began rocking her hips back and forth in time with his thrusts, allowing him to pound her even harder. Jolts of pleasure shot through Shining Armour's body as he felt his lover's marehood squeeze his tool. Despite the almost strangling grip on his phallus, he had no trouble sliding his full impressive stallionhood all the way in and out of her.

Pinkie giggled after a particularly hard thrust. “Everypony wants to party inside Pinkie!”

He groaned. “Oh, come on.”

“That's what I'll be saying to you soon, silly!”

His only response was to pound harder. As weird as her constant shapeshifting was, he felt himself spurred on to levels of passion he had never known. Though he possessed high physical endurance, he felt his strength begin to wane. As if sensing his weakness, Chrysalis resumed her normal form and thrust against him hard. He lost his balance, and she performed a sort of tackle that ended with her sitting triumphantly atop him, her forehooves folded on her chest. She had not even broken a sweat.

Shining Armour mopped his brow. “You – are – amazing,” he said, wheezing between every word.

“I am tireless,” said Chrysalis, “but with you, I knew I made the right choice. Not only are you one of the biggest stallions I've been with, you really can give it to a girl.”

She looked at him hungrily as she turned into Applejack and began to buck atop him wildly. Leaning forward, he wrapped his forehooves around her waist to help her ride him. Though his hips and hind legs were heavy with fatigue, his forelegs remained spry and limber. Each time Applejack bounced, he lifted her up as high as he could, before pulling her down to his cock's hilt.

“Yeehaw!” she yelled. “Ride 'em cowpony!”

He felt precum ooze from his stallionhood as she bounced. “It's like I've got my own personal harem all in one!”

Applejack winked. “Now yer gettin' it, sugarcube. C'mon, give us a spanking, ya varmint!”

Shining Armour gave her a wry grin before he pulled a forehoof back. Timing it as she hilted on him again, he spanked her, the slap resounding off the bedroom's walls. Applejack laughed as she rode him harder. The smell of her musk reached his nostrils. He looked down at his crotch and saw it was slick with her fluids. Her scent only drove him to give it to her harder.

Feeling a surge of adrenaline, he pushed forward, toppling his lover onto her back. Stunned, she looked up at him and blinked. He swooped in and kissed her passionately as he slowly began to pile-drive her into the bed. As their tongues danced inside each other's mouths, he heard the popping sound that heralded another transformation. Eager to see her newest shape, he broke the kiss and opened his eyes.

Rainbow Dash looked up at him and gave a feral grin. “Come on, is that all you've got? I'll bet you can't push me over the edge if you tried!”

“Oh yeah? Try me.”

After kissing him lightly on the lips, she said, “You're on!”

He started driving into her slowly at first, but his pace quickened in a matter of seconds. The bed springs squealed in protest with each downward thrust. A grin crept across his muzzle as he saw Rainbow's face involuntarily twitch with pleasure as he stuffed her full of horse meat over and over. Sensing his opportunity, he kicked his pace into overdrive.

His reward finally came. Rainbow let out a loud cry and wrapped her hind legs around Shining Armour's flank. Even if his lover's legs were not entrapping him, he did not know if he could move if he wanted to; her nethers formed an envelope around his shaft so tight, he felt like he was being sucked dry. Nearly a full minute had passed before Rainbow's grip slackened.

In another burst of green, Chrysalis turned back to her normal self. She beamed at him. “My... if I push the right buttons, you really are something else.”

Still feeling diamond-hard, Shining Armour grinned back. “Thanks, Chryssie.”

She reached up and ruffled his mane. “Coming from me, that's saying a lot. I haven't come so hard in a long time.”

He puffed out his chest. “I'll definitely be able to do that again before I'm finished!”

Her tongue rushed out and teased his lips. “With my next form, I should hope so.”

A sharp gasp escaped his lungs. “Wait, Chryssie. You've turned into five of the Element wielders... you'd better not be –”

Too late, she became an unrecognizable mass of green as she shifted once more. When the glow faded, Princess Celestia's serene face beamed up at him.

“Were you expecting somepony else?” she said as she pulled him down and to his side. She giggled. “To think, you so faithfully protected me as Captain of the Royal Guard until a pretty face came along. How very naughty of you!” Her lips met his as she leaned close. “I like that in a stallion,” she whispered.

Shining Armour sighed with relief and kissed her, rocking his hips back and forth. Her hips moved in time with his as their kiss and consummation gently flowed like the calm sea. He knew he had far surpassed his normal breaking point, but somehow, Chrysalis had kept him going. He had always harboured secret fantasies of the Princess, and here he was, sliding in and out of her likeness in his own bed.

The thought replenished the strength in his weary limbs. He put his newfound vigour to good use; he increased the size and speed of his thrusts as he rubbed Celestia's flank. An approving moan from his lover serenaded his ears as she matched him. The bed started to rock from their movements. Celestia transformed again, this time taking the shape of Princess Luna.

She rolled them over and lay atop her mate. “The time of rest is over!” she boomed. “Now you shall pleasure thy Princess with your glorious endowment!”

He pounded upward with all his might as Luna bounced vigorously on his cock. They winced with both ecstasy and exertion as if in a contest to see who could make the other climax first. Shining Armour clenched his teeth as a crescendo of pleasure threatened to overwhelm him. He was determined to outlast her, as daunting a task as it seemed.

Luna brought a forehoof to her head and bit her lip. Invigourated, Shining Armour pressed his advantage. An earsplitting cry filled the room as Luna's wings flared and she lost herself in the throes of her climax. Grasping his partner's hind legs, he carefully set her down on her back and planted his forehooves on the floor. As her scream petered out, her form changed once again. A wall-eyed blond pegasus looked at him with poorly-feigned innocence.

“Hey, mister,” she said deviously. “I don't know who you are or how I got here, but I sure am glad I am!”

Shining Armour slowly rocked his hips back and forth about an inch. “Chryssie...”

The pegasus scratched her head. “Who's that? Can you do that some more? It feels good.”

He stopped thrusting and touched his forehooves to hers. “Look, I married you because I love you. You. Not somepony else. Yeah, you can transform into anypony you want at any time, and fulfill any stallion's wildest fantasies.” He sighed. “But I want you to just be yourself. This may be a new thing for you, but I love you for you. I know you need to feed off others' love, but I can give that to you as you are, not some disguise.”

Chrysalis transformed back into her normal self. She wiped away a tear. “That – that's the sweetest thing I've ever heard! Everypony thought I was hideous.”

Shining Armour smiled at her. “You're beautiful in your own way, and the best lover in Equestria. I can't last much longer, and I want to finish inside of you, the real you.”

“Okay.” She reached up and pulled his neck down to her and kissed him deeply.

Swept away by her kiss, he began bucking against her violently. Though he still held back with all his will, he knew he did not have much left to give. He felt an immense pressure building in his loins. Feeling the last vestiges of his resistance peel away, he pulled out completely, then buried himself to the hilt and released.

Jets of cum surged up his stallionhood and audibly blasted into his lover's womb. He closed his eyes as his titanic orgasm took firm hold. His body shuddered as he pumped a few inches of his cock in and out of her in short, jerky motions. He felt his tool swell to an enormous size as massive wads of his seed geysered from it.

Tingles played along his balls as they emptied themselves of the massive load they'd built up over the course of the evening. Chrysalis's inner walls pulsed and squeezed, trying to milk every drop of the feast spilling into her. If his tongue was not buried deep in his lover's mouth, he would have gasped. What felt like over a litre of his cum had already been unloaded, but it felt like it was only the beginning.

Unable to fathom how Chrysalis took in so much without bursting, he continued to spray inside her, each shot lasting several seconds. He felt Chrysalis's forehooves rubbing his back as his semen salvos mercilessly pelted against her womb. At long last, after what seemed like several minutes, the untamable torrent of his jizz petered out into a small stream.

He opened his eyes and recoiled.

“Problem, BBBFF?” said Twilight Sparkle, wearing a wicked grin.

“Twily?” Shining Armour's cheeks reddened as he grinned at his transmogrified bride sheepishly. “Can we do that again?”