'Just who is Lyca Aqua? Most would say that she's a very 'affectionate', adult mare with a large vocabulary when she even bothers to talk to somepony. When asked for information, a bartender at Pony Feathers replied, "Miss Aqua? And just who wants to know? i happen to take customer privacy very seriously." Afterwards, kicking our interviewer out of the bar rather forcibly…'

"What the..? Why would a tabloid magazine wanna know about me..? Eh, no matter. this should help clear some stuff up. But i may end up jumping around a bit…"

And so, after putting down Pony Magazine, i got to work.