The quiet and unassuming Big Macintosh finds himself in quite the predicament when a celestial passerby sends all the mares of Equestria into a lustful frenzy. Thrust into a situation completely beyond his control by royal decree, can he maintain a level-head while satiating the needs of the kingdom's most eccentric female citizens?

Please note that the characters in this story have been anthropomorphised. Also, I welcome all constructive criticism and compliments, but please refrain from simple one-word bashing if you just don't enjoy it. I want the narrative to improve as I continue, so please help me with that goal by posting detailed sentences. Enjoy!