Discord turned the lamp off.
Then the lamp turned Discord on.
With a mighty chuckle, Discord turned the lamp back on. “I could never leave someone of my likeness turned off.” Wrapping his tail around the power cord, he whipped out the cord, but with a flick of a finger, the light flickered back on.
“You know, Fluttershy's cottage does make for a nice place. Once you personalize it a bit, don't you agree?” Discord continued while staring with his hypnotic eyes into the lamp. “Why yes, one could live here forever but first, we need to get a little extra life going in here.”
With another snap, the lamp came alive, the light bulb flickering in thought. “I'm free!” yelled out the lamp, “forever being trapped in that dull shape was starting to ruin my hair. And who thought it would be a good idea for my skirt to be a headdress?”
Dicord shrugged, “Welcome back to the world of chaos little one. I have a few surprises for you. “First of all, I have imbued you with a few of my powers, for example...” he snapped his tail and Angel's front teeth grew six inches. “See, with our great power, comes great responsabilities.”
The lamp tilted its head at Discord, “Responsabilities, such as this?” Snapping its fingers, it inverted the color of everything in the room.
Discord laughed, “I see you learn quickly! But there are much more serious things to take into consideration, such as your girth.”
“My... girth?” the lamp replied, unsure of what to make of this. “Oh, I know!” The lamp flicked its fingers as the neck of the light bulb swelled to three times its normal size. “Nice and thick,” it said proudly.
Discord frowned, he should have made this lamp a bit more intelligent. “No, girth, you know, a dick. Like this,” Discord said as his penis started to fill with blood, becoming erect and protuding from his body.
“Oh!” the lamp exclaimed, looking down at its own. “I don't think mine is as big, but that would be a problem for normal ponies,” the lamp smirked. With a snap, a penis double the size of the lamp appeared out from the lamp's chest.
“Impressive but, I believe you have the penis in the wrong spot,” Discord retorted.
“Nonsense!” the lamp replied, “what do you know about chaos anyways? Now, get on your knees.”
“You think you can give the one who gave you life orders?” To prove his point, Discord snapped his fingers once more and the lamp became still. “The one who giveth, can also taketh.” Discord hissed with his snake tongue.
Suddenly, Discord felt something touching him in a most disturbing place. Taking a quick look behind him, it was none other than the lamp! “How? What? Not possible!” Discord yelled, looking back at the end table the lamp was, which was now empty.
“You gave me the power to be chaotic, and what could be more chaotic than making you think your magic has any effect at all on me?” The lamp proudly boasted, “Now, please be kind and bend over so I can fit this thing in.”
Discord, baffled that his magic had no effect on the lamp he created, could think of nothing to do but to give in to the little lamp's commands. Getting down on all fours, Discord grimaced, anticipating the giant penis's entry into his rear.
“That's a good little bitch,” the lamp said calmly, “don't worry, I will go nice and slow at first.” With those words, the lamp thrust fully into Discord.
Discord yelled out in pain, “Oh, I'm sorry, did I say slow?” the lamp mocked, “I meant full speed ahead into the tunnel! Now, please be a dear and stop yelping, it is getting on my nerves.”
“What am I going to do?” Discord thought to himself as he was being thrusted into. “I can't just let myself get fucked by my own creation.” A thought came to him, and with a flick of Discord's finger, he instantly felt warm goo flow inside of him.
“Done already are you little lamp?” Discord mocked, looking back at the lamp behind him, “I've seen colts last longer than that.”
The lamp, taken back by how quickly it came, didn't realize Discord was behind it. “Bah, it doesn't matter. I still have my dick in your ass.”
Discord however, had already planned for this. “Oh, is it your dick? You might want to take another look at it.”
Pulling out, the lamp looked at its penis, or what it thought was its penis. “Confused?” Discord asked. “You see, you didn't stick your dick in my ass, I had you stick my dick in my ass. And,” he continued, “that is why I am the real Lord of Chaos.”
The lamp's light turned off, unsure of what to make of this. It had just been duped of its most precious possession, the largest dick it had seen. “Now, my pupil, it is time to be on the receiving end, of your own,” Discord said triumphently as he brandished the lamp's penis on his body.
The lamp stood idly in the middle of the room as Discord circled around. “But, that thing is bigger than me, it will break me!”
“Will it now?” Discord retorted, “I see you have little trust in your creator, trust me little one, for you will still be there after I am done with you.”
The lamp gulped, but did not respond audibly. Whatever Discord said, he wouldn't lie, after all, he knew that they were equal in power.
“Now, take your own!” Discord yelled as he pounded the lamp's dick into the lamp. It was a tight fit, and the lamp had to bend and contort to the shape of the penis, but through the aid of a little chaos magic, it fit like a glove.
Thrusting faster and faster, Discord gently stroked the lamp's back. “Don't worry, this will be great for both of us,” he reassured it calmly.
The lamp gave a slight nod of the bulb as he continued to be expanded, unsure that he would take the entire thing into himself.
Discord continued fucking the lamp until he could bear it no longer, “I'm gonna cum!” he exclaimed as he forcibly pumped the full length of the lamp's penis into it, shattering it to pieces and spraying semen all over the floor.
“Whew,” Discord said with relief. “Never thought that thing would be so difficult to get rid of. Never giving anything that much power again,” and with a flop he laid on his back, releshing in his post orgasmic haze.
Discord awoke to the door opening, looking up, it was none other than Fluttershy returning from her grocery trip. Staring wide mouthed at the mess in the middle of her floor.
“It isn't what it looks like!” Discord tried to tell her. “I mean, um, well, yes it is exactly what it looks like, but,” he continued while staring dejectedly at the ground, “you are still my friend, right?”
Fluttershy didn't even take the time to respond. She had to get back to Ponyville and meet up with Twilight Sparkle and the others immediately.