The Story of The Godfather

by Backslasherton

Chapter 6: Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie

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Godfather POV

THUMP

So much for being subtle... I thought to myself as I got up. I was trying to just stand and watch till someone noticed me, but as it turns out, these railings are very weak.

"I'll fix that! Someday... but that day is not today!" I said. This drew looks from everyone else who wasn't staring before. I then realized that they were staring at my chest instead. I look down and saw a piece of wood impaled through my chest cavity. Woops. I shrugged, then pulled the wood out of my chest and threw it back into the pile as my chest healed itself.

"Could you stop staring at me? Its creepy." No response. I then looked towards Rainbow Dash with a glare that once scared away an army of Dialiks. Which in case you don't know, are about a thousand times worse than a Dalek. "You know, its not polite to stare."

This seemed to snap her back to reality. For a moment she looked determined to protect her friends, then she saw the look I was giving her and then back away to a corner of the room. I could see why though. I mean, I had just fallen of a balcony and pulled a piece of wood out of my chest. I would be scared witless if I had seen a creature do that. Even more so when it had been a new creature in my perfect world of peace and normalishness. Oh wait, that did happen. Anyway so at this point I've been staring at her for five minutes. She did not back down though and after eight minutes I smiled, not the scary menacing one, but the kind that was kind and gentle. She was very obviously confused though, so I decided to elaborate.

"You're a strong one, I can definitely tell. That look can make most creatures go insane after one minute."

"Who.....who are...you?" She asked.

"A fifty-two thousand year old man who has spent fifty-one thousand of those years alone, with the only thing meeting me at every place I go being death, despair, destruction, and only very rarely, free doughnuts. So that is why I decided to get a friend after all these years. I give my happiness for others. I think I deserve at least one friend. So, I'm sorry for scaring you like that and if you wouldn't mind I would like to put that past us for now. So, what is your name, my multicolored friend?"

"Uh, Rainbow, Dash."

"Nice to meet you Rainbow Dash." I said as I held my hand out for her to shake. Which she did, just very slowly and hesitantly. Once I was that was done I turned back to the rest of the rooms occupants. They just looked at me like I was crazy or I had sprouted another head.

"What?"

-Luna POV-

"What?"

He just looked like he had no idea what he just did. Though to be fair he just said he had been alone for fifty-one thousand years. He keeps his sanity together pretty well for a guy who has been alone for that long. He then had a look of realization as he realized what he had done.

"I get it. I don't pull off the suit very well. I'll fix that. One moment ladies."

So much for that nice thought.

Once he walked upstairs Rainbow immediately asked the nearest living thing the first question that popped into her head.

"What is he?"

"Spacelord." I answered.

"Why is she not talking all, royal-canterlot voice and old Equestrian?"

"I'm from ten-thousand years into the future. I would think I have learned a thing or two about talking normally and common-sense."

"Twilight, why and how are they here?"

"The Godfather brought them with us on an adventure to his home world because he was trying to prove a point to me."

"And you say I'm thick-skulled, or something like that."

"Thick-headed." Celestia added.

Before any of us could say anything else, the Godfather returned. This time he was wearing a pair of black trousers and matching shoes and socks. He was also wearing a white shirt with a red bow-tie. He also donned a white blazer with a red hanker chef sticking out of his right chest pocket. His hair was slicked back with only very little gel and he was putting his sonic screwdriver into his inner-coat pocket. He walked down the stairs and immediately looked at the broken balcony with a frown. He lift his hand, palm up. With a aura of many colors, he lift the wood up, put it all back together, and then put it back into place. With a flick of his wrist, it was all nailed into place. It looked as if it had never been broken.

"Since when can you do magic?" Celestia asked

"Since I got mutated by an alicorn blood vile."

"When was that?!"

"Two thousand, fifty-six and a half years ago." He replied with a shrug. "They got my type mixed with an alicorn type."

"What the hay is going on here?" Rainbow yelled. He turned to her.

"Science."

"Not, that. Whatever that was. I mean, why are you here?"

"I told you, I got lonely. And if I get lonely, I don't help anyone and they all die. So which one do you want?"

"Why did you stare at me?"

"To prove if ya'll are tough enough to be a friend of mine."

"Where are you from?"

"Sheesh, what is this? Interrogation?" He said with a smile. "I like you. If you must know I'm from another world. Well, universe actually but still. Not from anywhere you know of. If you want to see where I'm from and many more places, all you have to do is ask. Oh and hello Pinkie."

"HI" Pinkie yelled as we all jumped ten feet in the air.

"Ohmygoshyournewandifyournewthatmeansyouhavn'tbeenwelcomedandifyouhaven'tbeenwelcomedthatmeansyoumightnothaveanyfriendsbutIalsosawyoudothatcoolexplosionthingythatwasalllike, PEW, andthenIsawyouwalkbackinhereandthenIsawDashiecomeheresoIdecidedtoseewhatwasgoingoneandthenIheardyourconversationandthenIwantedtoaskyouifIcouldbeyourfriend!" She said in one breath.

"Of course you can throw a party and be my friend. The more the merrier!"

"How did you understand her?" Dash asked.

"I speak sugar-rush."

How does he speak surger-rush?! More importantly, when is that a language?

"Godfather, your impossible." I said.

"Why thank you, Luna." He replied with his childish smile.

"Wow." Spike said as we all turned to him. Oh yeah, forgot he was here. "And people say Pinkie is crazy."

"I try." Godfather and Pinkie said in unison.

"Hey Pinkie?"

"Yes strange-creature-who-I-think-is-named-the-Godfather?"

"Its just the Godfather and are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"NOPE!"

"ME NEITHER!" He replied while throwing up his arms. "LET'S GET BREAKFAST!"

"Godfather," Twilight started, "It's 5:00 o' clock in the afternoon."

"Well then," He said with his childish attitude never leaving, "Let's get, NIIIIIGHT BREAKFAST!"

"Okie dokie lokie!"

Well, were screwed. They turned and WALKED out the front door. He didn't even care that he was a six-foot tall creature nopony has ever seen before. I turned to the others and they all had they same thought on their mind. To stop them from scaring and possibly destroying half the town. I really hope he doesn't try to help the CMC. I ran outside as fast as I could to see he was just casually walking down the road with Pinkie. Yet no one seemed to care. Maybe that was just my though. Oh well

"I forgot in this town no one cares about a creature walking with Pinkie that they've never seen before." I said.

"You haven't visited us in a while have you?" Twilight asked.

"Well in my defense, you live at the castle in my time era." I replied.

"Well you could still visit them more often." Celestia replied.

"I'm gonna go get him!" Dash replied as she flew off after him.

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