Lumber jacking.

by Shadowstalker

This is my boom stick.

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Pinkie was raiding the pantry. Again.

"No... No... No.. Yes!"

She grinned and pulled out an eclair from the fridge.

"Yummy!" She threw it into the air before eating it all in a bite. A smudge of cream sticking to her nose. She giggled before licking it off.

A familiar warming sensation made her look around.

"Did it just get hotter in here?" She looked around before going to the thermostat. "Huh, that's odd... Why isn't the little whatchamacallit moving?" She poked it and the cover fell off, a note falling out.

She picked it up and pouted.

"Broken. Well now what?"

She put her back against the wall and crossed her fore-legs in thought. Gummy came along and started to suck on her head. When he latched on, she sprung up.

"I can go try the Timberwolves! Maybe they make something that can cool me off? They are made of wood and wood has water and water will cool me down!" She was about to leave when she remembered Gummy. "No, you have to stay here. I'll be back soon."

She opened the oven and jumped in.

Gummy shed a single tear in silence.

Pinkie popped out from a tree in Sweetappple acres, smiling brightly, she climbed down with a thud.

"What in tarnation'!?"

She looked down and saw she was sitting on Big Macintosh, a wobbly Rarity by his side.

"Hey Big Macintosh! Why are you letting Rarity lean on you? Why does she smell like wine? And why are you up?"

"She's a little tipsy, she did drink wine and ah'm walkin' her home." He said. "Not sure where Applejack is, if ya find her. Tell her to get her tail back to the house. Ah heard a few Timberwolves out. Not safe for any of us." He cast a glance around.

"Silly! Do you think a few wolves are gonna get me?" She giggled.

That hadn't occurred to him. Could a pack of Timberwolves actually catch the energized, physic breaking, never stopping, pink menace.

"Eenope." He replied. He blinked and she was gone. "What the...?"

"She left a few seconds ago." Rarity smiled. "And now that were alone. Why don't we do some apple bucking of our own?" She fluttered her eyelashes.

Big Macintosh face-hooved at her, before putting her on his back.

Pinkie was giddily bouncing along, humming her smile song. When she went through a particularly dense patch of bushes, she stopped in confusion when she saw Applejack.

The mare was gnawing at some ropes holding one of her back legs up. Her mane and tail were a mess. She stopped and looked up in shock and embarrassment.

"Uh... It's not what it look's like?" Applejack said, smiling drowsily.

"Really? So you didn't try and rut a Timberwolf, found one, trapped yourself and then after it rutted you it left? Then what happened?" The Pink mare asked undoing her friends restraints.

"That's... Exactly what happened." Applejack lowered her head. "Can ya not tell any other pony?"

"Oh don't worry! Twilight, Rarity, you, Rainbow Dash and later... Me would have done it."

"Say what now?"

"The others already got rutted by Timberwolves. I know because Rarity was all wobbly, I heard Twilight's teleportation spell earlier, Rainbow Dash was gone and I heard her crash through Twilight's window. Oh, and Spike told me what they were talking about. I helped him forget it afterwards."

"Uh-huh." Applejack nodded. "If ya want to get some wolves, there that'a way. And tell Rainbow ah'll tie her up and leave her out, next time she leaves me."

Pinkie gave a smile before bolting off. Leaving a trail of pink in her wake.

She bolted out into another clearing. Seeing her rainbow hued friend, she bolted up without a sound.

"Do you mind if I get a turn too Dashy?"

Rainbow bolted up, her eyes widened as her cheeks heated up.

"Pinkie!? What-how-why!? What are you doing here!?"

"Oh, I couldn't sleep so I decided to go and try some Timberwolves for myself. It's boring with me and Gummy all the time." She giggled.

"Well, I think this group is pretty beat, pun intended. I just finished up here... Maybe there's others somewhere in the forest?"

"Good idea! Oh, and did you see Rarity staggering everywhere? She even smelled like what your covered in. Oh, and Applejack said she'll see how you like being tied up with a rope next time."

"I'm fine with that. I'm gonna hit the hay, good night Pinkie." Rainbow yawned, laying back down. Her wooden companions closing in to lay in a pile.

Pinkie grinned and bounced off.

The forest wasn't that far now. She had stopped when she figured she was lost. She shrugged, smiled and kept bouncing. Ignoring all the roots and rocks that should have tripped her.

"Maybe if I can't find them..." She put a hoof to her chin in thought, an idea coming to mind. "I can just call them."

She puffed out her chest comically before releasing a howl of her own. She didn't have to wait long as four more howls met her. She smiled again before howling again and reaching into her mane to pull out a rope of streamers.

At once, four Timberwolves burst through the bushes. One of them leaping down from some low-hanging branches of a dead tree.

"Finally! I was looking all over for you!" She said. "Well not actually everywhere, but it was close. I mean I looked in Sweetapple acres, my house or a bakery since I work there. All my secret tunnels around Ponyville, and now, here you are!"

The Timberwolves were going to try and eat her, but stopped and began rubbing their ears as she kept talking.

As they began to back away, she stopped and looked at them, swinging her streamers like a lasso.

"Oh no you don't!" She said.

She threw it and wrapped them all together in a ring. She accidentally smashed two of them together.

"Oops! My bad." She giggled.

She approached them, all of them with their ears lowered against their heads.

"Now, the real party can begin!"

She put a hoof down to the Timberwolf in front of her. After some blurred rubbing, its member was fully erect. It knew what she wanted, but was far from comfortable.

She untied the others and immediately pounced the one in front of her. The other two sitting in attention.

She didn't bother going slow, but instead slide it's member right in. She began to bounce, either from actually jumping or just having sex.

It gave a few yelps when she landed slightly hard. She grabbed it's shoulders and pulled it onto her chest before getting in an upright position on it. She began to grind herself on it, causing its breathing to sharpen.

She kept bouncing, making giggling noises as she bounced along on it. She kept pushing it deeper and deeper, before long it was at its base. She was having a better time than she imagined, her mind was becoming even more hazy than usual.

It gave a yelp when she hit a particularly painful spot. She made a poutey face before feeling a sudden warmth in her. She looked down and put a hoof to her muzzle as she giggled.

"Looks like your a messy one!" She giggled. She dipped her hoof in the liquid before tasting it. "It tastes like maple syrup!"

She got off her wolf and moved to another one, only, it was charging the larger, merged one. She watched in slight horror as they smashed together and fell to pieces. She smiled as the pieces came together and formed a Timberwolf towering up to the tops of the trees. Two members hanging down, each as large as a moderately sized tree-branch.

She thrust out with her back legs before tackling that one too with surprising force.

She landed right where she wanted, on the middle of it's chest. It's two rods sticking up right under her.

"Well! What are you waiting for!?" She whined.

It brought it's forepaws up to her, completely encircling her midsection. It pushed into her, like she had done with it's companion who, was slightly shaking as it lay on its back.

"Yes! I love this game! I want to play some more!" She said, gripping onto its paws. Nearly cracking the wood.

It kept thrusting, faster and harder until it realized, she was the one doing it. It looked at her in curiosity before noticing it wasn't holding her any more. It's paws had been tied with streamers, Pinkie at its lap, her back to it's muzzle.

She bit her lip in pleasure, her eyes going in circles.

She moved her tail up and down vigorously, taking the entire length of both in at the same time.

It gave a grunt of pleasure, feeling some pre-cum ooze out. It seemed to excite her even more, so she sped up grinding her walls against it.

She gave a moan of pleasure, not ever doing something like this. And now, she knew what was building up inside her. She grinned slightly as she lifted herself off. She re-positioned herself on it, putting one rod into her wet folds as she leaned down to the other one.

She gave a giggle before she began to ride the wolf again, rubbing her hooves along the other member in front of her.

It gave a snort, and then tried to free itself. Unfortunately, the bonds were either too tight, or were too strong. It resorted to gnawing on them.

She saw a small amount of the wolf's seed trail down, she stuck out her tongue and wrapped it around the entire thing. Never mind it was atleast as long as her fore-leg, her abnormally stretchy tongue barely wrapped around it. But, she still got the small amount of orange she wanted.

'I think it deserves a special gift!' She thought.

She bent forward, taking it head and half of it in at once. She was still bouncing herself on the other when she began to bob her head.

It gave another grunt, loosing a tooth. It still tried to thrust it's hips but she was doing the work for it. It sat back and relaxed, defeated even.

She rode harder, feeling her own orgasm start to build. She leaned forward more, taking almost all of it in. With a slurp, she unwrapped her tongue, causing it to swirl around the entire length. She felt it give a shudder and did it again. It's chest began to rise and fall faster. She knew what that meant from her own symptoms.

She started to thrust and bob in motion, taking all of her will power to try and grip onto it with her own folds while sucking steadily on it, making it give another shudder. She repeated the process before her ears flapped against her head, and a tickle went down her back.

Right before it released, she raised her head up and caught some of it in her mouth, but letting most of it cover her. She shuddered and gasped as her own orgasm hit, milking the Timberwolf as it exploded inside her. It already filled her, and stretched her, but she still felt it fill empty space, and then for it to trail down her legs.

She smiled, wrapping her own tongue around herself before licking all of its seed off. She smiled and untied it.

"Wowie zowie! My brain went powie!" She giggled.

She fell off as it got up and ran, yelping as it did so. Followed shortly by the other.

"Ah well... Maybe I can get the others to write their experiences down? I know I am!"


Author's Note

This one creeped me out. Pinkie rutting is slightly weird if you write it right.

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