Lumber jacking.

by Shadowstalker

Little bouncing, wooden baby foals. (Commence daw.)

Previous Chapter

Celestia, Luna, Discord, Twilight's parents, Big Macintosh, Applebloom, Granny Smith, Mr and Mrs Cake, Spike, Sweetiebelle, Scootaloo, Shining Armor and Cadence were all there. Discord Talking with the apple's as they all waited for the deliveries.

"Ah can't believe she did this!" Granny Smith said.

"Would you listen!?" Discord yelled. "She was only trying to get rid of the heat! She had no idea this was going to happen!"

"Don't ya dis'respect yer elders!" Snapped the elder apple.

"Elder!?" Laughed Discord. "I'm over four thousand years old! Your nothing but a speck of dust in time compared to me!"

She remained silent, but gave a sigh and looked back at him.

"Well, ah suppose ah can't be upset with her... She was the adventurous one after all. When she comes out, well welcome the little feller' with open hooves." She said.

"Thank you!" Discord said, throwing his arms in the air.

Before he could walk away, Granny Smith smacked him on the paw with her cane, gave him a "I'm watching you" sign and went to go sit.

"This is so exciting!" Shining Armor said. "My little sister, finally having a kid!"

"We understand, but were just worried about the foal." His mother said, hugging her husband.

"It's alright," he said. "You finally get a grand kid and I get a nephew. And Cadence's aunt gets to become a great aunt." He chuckled.

"I can say, I am rather excited about the whole thing." Celestia said. "To have a great nephew... Somepony unique to all ofthers such as myself, Discord, Luna and Cadence. it will be nice." She smiled. "And, one of the only six Timberponies to ever exist."

"Alright," a doctor came in, a large grin on his beak. "The foals are out and there pretty darn cute!" He said. "Now, they all are very healthy. In fact, the mothers and kids may be released now. Come on out girls and boys!"

All six Element's came out, small wooden ponies following either on them, or trotting next to them.

"Big brother, mom, dad, step sister." Twilight said, smiling as she bounced the small wooden foal on her back. "I'd like you to meet Moon Glow. My son."

The small foal had a mane of blue like Luna's coat, it's eyes shinning with a healthy white sheen while the pupil was a lavender. He had a small horn, made of a single piece of dark wood.

"May I see my new grandson?" Her parents asked.

She gave a smile before handing the foal over to them. He took one look at them before seeing Princess Celestia trotting over.

He giggled when she nuzzled him, now for the first time, noticing his horn. He stared at it for a second, clawing at it with his hooves before falling on his back. he gave a giggle before looking back up at Celestia.

"O-O..." He said.

"I think he's about to say something!" Twilight said. "You can do it! Come on!"

"I wonder if he could say my little nickname? Can you say Celly?" She smiled at him.

"O-Old.. Old!" He giggled as she smiled. "Celly old!" He giggled.

"Now isn't that the most adorable thing." Celestia said, handing him back to his mother.

As they talked, Scootaloo and Rainbow Dash were sitting by a small table.

"So, this is him, huh?" Scootaloo said, looking at the wooden pegasus.

"Yep, awesomeness and adorableness all packed into one." She said. "His name is Fire Drifter."

"Fire Drifter?" She asked.

"He may have set one of the doctor's on fire when he woke up early from his nap. Who knew you could cause a spark with wood?" She shrugged.

The little foal was currently flitting around in a lazy circle. He had a red mane with a few green streaks going through it, his small eyes were white around the edges while it was a bright orange in the pupil. He gave a small yawn before curling up next to Scootaloo; who gently stroked his back, humming a small tune.

"I'd say, he's pretty awesome." She said. "I wonder if he'll be able to get his Cutie Mark? Or what it would be?" She thought aloud.

"You know it would be something awesome." Rainbow Dash dismissed with a wave of her hoof.

Pinkie was smiling widely as she saw her daughter bounce around her and the cakes. Sometimes appearing in the air.

"Mr and Mrs Cake, I'd like you to meet Maple Tart! The newest member of the pie clan. Isn't she just adorable?"

The small (levitating earth foal), had a bushy mane of vibrant green vines, her eyes were the same blue as her mom's but faded slightly around the edges to the white. She gave a grin, bigger than what should be and dropped to the ground. She giggled before bouncing, higher and higher with each jump. At one point, reaching eye level with her mother.

The Cake's stared in hidden horror at the second Pinkie.

Applejack was hesitant at first, but relaxed when Applebloom tried to pull her over to Granny Smith and her brother.

"Well, what's the youngin's name?" Granny Smith said.

"Uh, her name, right. It's Big Gala." She smiled. "Ma'h daughter, Big Gala."

The small filly was sleeping soundly in her mom's hat. She blinked and yawned as she looked up a the new ponies with new-found interest. When she hopped down, she was met with a giggle.

Applebloom giggled as the filly got off her. When they both stood, looking at each other, they mimicked each other perfectly as they were the same height.

"So, this is ma'h niece?" Applebloom asked. "Ah already like her!" She grinned.

Big Gala stood as tall as Applebloom, when she slouched, but was slightly taller when she stood up to her full height. She had a crimson petal mane that let the sun's rays reflect off it beautifully. Her green eyes sat perfectly in the whites as she smiled.

"Ah wonder where ya got Big Gala from?"Big Macintosh grinned.

"Oh, ya know," she grinned, slugging him in the shoulder. "It just came to me."

As they laughed, Rarity was having a quite discussion with Sweetiebelle.

"S-So... She's my niece?" Sweetiebelle said. "For real?"

"Yes Sweetiebelle, for real." Rarity smiled.

"I think we're going to get along just fine." Swetiebelle grinned, wiping away a joyful tear.

"Yes, yes we are. Isn't that right, Pearl Blossom?" She smiled.

Her daughter looked up at her with large blue eyes, and smiled. She nuzzled her mother's fore-leg before yawning. She rubbed a hoof in her eye as Rarity brushed a lock of the white, pink-speckled petal mane from her eye.

"It seems someponies sleepy." Rarity giggled.

Sweetiebelle giggled quietly, just noticing Discord and Fluttershy together.

"So, what's her name?" Discord asked.

"Night Spring." Fluttershy smiled, watching her daughter play with the end of Discord's tail.

She giggled as his tail fluff tickled her nose, she fell into a laughing fit. When she calmed down, she tried to climb up to her mother. Fluttershy picked her up and let her look around the room in amazement.

She brushed a stray black petal from out the corner of her eye.

Night Spring was a small filly, she gad a jet black petal mane with a bright blue starting from the tip to the roots.

"We'll, I think it's a good time to get going. It's getting late." She said.

As she made her way out another pegasus made their way in. A overweight looking tan stallion, his eyes hidden by his overgrown mane.

He stopped and looked around, he began again before going up to Rainbow Dash.

"Hoops." She said. "Come to make fun of me and my kid?" She spat venomously.

"Hey, um, listen." He said, rubbing the back of his neck with a hoof. "I just wanted to apologize for... Well everything. So, I got you this for the little guy. He is a colt, right?"

"Yeah. So, what did you get him?" She asked, wrapping him in her wings.

"I thought since he's your son, maybe he'd like something to wear... Like a trademark or something. Here, I've got to go. Weather duty and all."

He took out a small gift from his wing and left.

She stared at it for a second, wrapping her son in her wings tighter, she opened the box with closed eyes. When she opened them, she felt her eyes water slightly.

"A red bandana." She said. "A little big for him, but he'll grow into it."

She spread it over her son, letting him hug it like a blanket. He gave a small sneeze before his eyes finally closed.

And a un-earthly snore came from him.

All the other ponies, griffon doctor, alicorns and Draconequus all flinched at the sound. The crowd looking directly at Fire Drifter as he snored wistfully.

"Come on little guy, why don't you come with me?" Rainbow smiled. "Come on lil' sis, we've got a new member to our wild family."

Rainbow Dash gently took her son in her mouth and placed him on her back. The gift in her mouth.

She left, silently followed by Twilight and her family.

One by one, they all left, all of them left until Fluttershy and Discord remained.

As she got up, he stopped her, a small smile on his face.

"I'm proud of you Fluttershy." He said. "This is all because of you. You should be proud."

"I am." She said, smiling back. "This is the happiest day of my life."

"With many more to come, I bet." He winked before snapping his talon.

She appeared in her bedroom, laying on the bed. She looked around before figuring out were she was. Once settled, she draped the covers around her, and hugged Night Spring to her.

"Good night, my child." She said, before sleep overtook her.


Author's Note

Yes. I did make Scootaloo Rainbow's step sister. And no, her parents are not dead, they were just divorced and she went to live with the closest relative. So stop complaining and be happy she has a family, unlike other stories.