After the death of their parents, Pumpkin Cake was desperate for money. Alone, and having to take care of her drug addicted brother, she took up the art of prostitution to keep them alive. However, things turn sour quickly, and she faces death. She remember, though, the words of her favorite babysitter, Pinkie Pie, and makes her terrible situation a little less terrible.

Not a serious fic. Based on an idea after this ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhhY0Oy3hnU ).

Alternatively known as "The Time I Destroyed My Own Crediblity."