The League of Extraordinary Pets

by LunarLover

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Comedy, Adventure
Length: 907

A what if with all the pets as the main characters

Yeah so this was written when i thought it was a good idea, don't take it seriously

When Spike has to take care of the six pets due to the Mane six deciding to take an extended holiday to the Crystal Empire, trouble brews in Ponyville, Spike (Being the only creature that speaks pony and animal) Has taken it up to himself to protect the town, it's citizens and pets. Gathering up a team of highly trained and talented pets he will save Ponyville with his League of Extraordinary pets

Note: Image matches so damn well

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-04-19 19:39:05 UTC

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Spike sat calmly over the kitchen stove sipping down a mug of hot chocolate(Mind you he is a baby dragon and caffene is bad for him) as he watched the through the window pane the peaceful town of Ponyville, musing over the tastiness of the warm beverage in hand he calmly closed his eyes and relaxed.

It was to be a peaceful day, Twilight was out shopping and knowing the shopping list she would be gone for hours, Ponyville wasn't under any sort of evil maniacal threat this week and so far nobody had come to the door for a book(Like seriously the whole damn season and nobody seems to even want to go to the library) He relaxed and focused his mind on the things he might do today.

Maybe a quick pop over to attempt that cake again. he pondered to himself.

Or maybe eve-

"SPIKE!"

A shrill cry from Celestia's greatest student quickly disrupted his train of thought, rolling his eyes at another probably silly and/or childish request (Like really he has more compassion than Fluttershy when it comes to doing everything that Twilight tells him) that she would want him to desperately do. Downing the last of the hot chocolate he tossed it into the sink and hurried to where the plea for help had originated.

"Twilight I thought you went shopping?" He questioned only to find yet again, his friend/master nervously pacing back and forth.

"I was until I realized that Princess Cadence Insert completely random yet justified reason as for why Twilight needed to go to The Crystal empire in order to fuck shit up

"Alright bye" Twilight called as she left the house packed with everything she would need for the Crystal empire and headed off with the Mane six. Spike rubbed his eyes and stretched his back, once more everything was quiet, much like how it was just 4 hours ago the baby dragon had absolutely nothing to do.

"Wouldn't it be cool if I finally defeated a villain?" Pondered the small dragon (That hadn't grown an inch in almost 1 1/2 years) And much like how in the fantasy world of Equestria where almost everything the main cast wanted comes true the twisted winds of fate were blowing his way.

Spike wandered around the library sorting out books as he usually did in his spare time, being something close to a maid for twilight meant that hobbies were not in high demand, Spike hummed calmly to himself as he sorted and resorted the books until they were perfect. Twilight's OCD meant that she would flip shit if any book was even a little out of place.

The pets that he would have most likely have once more taken care of were already taken care of, Twilight had found out about his little escapade and decided that a dragon was not a baby sitter. (I emphasize this a lot but he is a baby fucking dragon, in what mind was it a good idea to let him take care of 6 pets) and so he was left his close to nothing to do, at least until he heard a single scream of terror

"HEELLPP!" Came the shriek from outside, immediately shelving the last of the books he rushed out the door to investigate, rushing out the door it was apparent that someone was in trouble, a large crowd had appeared and surrounded a single mare who was weeping loudly as those around her tried pathetically to comfort the hysterical mare who was covering her eyes in shock..

Spike squeezed his way past the large crowd to get a better look, in the middle of the circle was a pale white mare with a loud neon blue mane. "Hey miss whats going on?" Asked Spike before he was pushed into the face by a police pony. (Baby dragon, nuff said)

"Back away kiddo, this place ain't for little dragons." said the police pony as he pushed the crowd back.

"Officer" started Spike. "I will have you know that I was a temporary element of loyalty and did save an entire Empire from being destroyed, I will see what is the problem."

"Yea right." Spike found himself levitated into the air and tossed like a sack of potatoes ironically into a sack of potatoes.

"Stupid police...Stupid rules..." Spat the young dragon from under his breath as he kicked a conveniently placed rock around the park.

"Hey did you hear about that mare who broke down just now?" asked one pony to another as they walked through the park. Spike quickly ducked behind the conveniently placed pair of ponies and eaves dropped on the new intel.

"Well it seems someone had stolen her glasses, she was walking through the street when suddenly her glasses was snatched right from under her nose. "Said one to the other.

"You mean from above her nose right?" Questioned the second pony. Spike listened intently on the whole conversation, a crime had been committed and Twilight wasn't around to stop it, it was up to him.

"Now is my chance to prove to everyone that I am something beamed the baby dragon out loud.

"Who is this creep in the bush?" Spike realizing his cover had been blown darted as fast as his stubby legs could carry him home. *(Wasn't very fast)*