So da niqqu get of da bote an sez "were da humins" an he go to da toun an sez wit magic "were da ponis" an den he beet up da niqquz that not nise cuz dey dont hav swag.

Can you imagine if my writing had suffered that much? Fuck no. Lets move on!

The fog was heavy over Ponyville, not a sound crept through the streets, houses had been either closed up or burnt down. The smell of death was heavy in the air as Alex stepped off the boat, what he expected was a safe haven and was instead greeted with a cartoon Chernobyl. Ashes slowly rained down from the sky as the gentle yet grim lights of house fires shined in the distance. Alex could feel his heart sinking while staring into the clearing fog, he things had become so silent that he could hear his own heart beat. He slowly turned to Fluttershy as he instructed them to keep quiet, "It's clear what's going on, so stay low."

As he looked back at the group, he could see the ponies faces grow more and more depressed, they were looking at the destroyed remains of what they called home and weren't there to help when it was burnt to ashes. For the first time ever, Alex saw Mike gulp in fear. Mike took a quick breath as he said, "I've watched people lose everything, I can't let it happen again here." Mike had a look of anger and determination on his face, it was clear what he was thinking of and it was obvious that he was willing to risk his life for it. Before Mike could move any further, Alex extended his arm to stop him, he slowly shook his head as his hazel eyes stared right into his soul.

"You have no idea what you're up against," he began with a nearly whispering voice, "the time-space continuity of these universes are different. One day for you is a year for Earth, so after three weeks it has been more than a decade and with the technology you had then... they could probably make you melt." Alex's ear twitched, he heard footsteps slowly making their way towards the group. Alex motioned for Mike to ready himself for anything and to stay with the group. A dark figure slowly began to form within the heavy fog in the distance, it appeared to remain motionless yet somehow made the noise of footsteps. Alex began to notice the shadow resembled a certain friend of his, someone tall and thin who dressed properly. Alex sighed with relief as he approached Slenderman and said with a grin, "Thank god it was just you, Slendy... I never thought I would catch myself saying that. Why aren't you with Discord back at his place?"

The figure didn't answer.

Alex slowly approached it as he said with a growing feeling of nervousness, "Slenderman, you okay?"

A slow, raspy, deep, and sinister laugh sounded from Slenderman's direction. This only further fuelled Alex's unease, Slenderman never laughed. Alex watched with wide eyes as the figure raised its hand, it was holding a top hat. The creature gently began walking in his direction as it spoke, "You may think you're powerful, you may think you're a god, but as the gods defeated the titans, do did the mortals defeat their gods to become their own." The creature stepped out of the fog, it's tall and thin limbs were dressed much like Slenderman would, only with a bow tie and a top hat that were covered in fading vinyl polka dots, its visage was that of Slenderman's but with a crudely cut smile from the chin to the temples. It's eyes looked like they were holes town into fabric with a small black marble that glistened inside them. The creature frightened Alex more than anything, yet somehow made him want to laugh, it towered over yet continued to grow taller until it had tripled the height of Alex. In it's left hand he held a small Gray pony with silvery white hair and a spoon in her hindquarters, everyone but Mike recognized her as Silver Spoon as she struggled to free herself but with no success. The creature brought the pony to its face, holding her by her mane and causing her to spit blood and whimper in fear, he seemed to smile even more as he spoke once more, "You are still mortal..." The creature then dragged its bony pail finger across Silver's cheeks. She didn't seem to struggle as his finger cut her mouth wider and wider into a smile much like his, he then turned her maimed and smiling face towards the group as he said in his whisper, "I am your god."

Author's Note

Yes Twilight became an alicorn, fuck that, this is going my way now. I did like the episode though and must see what they do with season 4 before i lose all hope.

This was short, but I will make a part two very soon i promise!