a strange thing happened the year
so why'd we get banned again?
Chapter 1
so why'd we get banned again ?
We had to do is get banished from canterlot. No, scratch that we had to get banished to the moon. Well now that you think about it... its not that bad, we have plenty of cheese, which is a very healthy snack lots of company(pretty much are guards and maybe luna)
“so what why are we banished again?”
“shhh! I’m telling the story”
Anyway like is was saying
We were banished because we had to had to blow up ponyville
So what's going to happen to me?
“US!”
“shut up.”
So this is how it happened...
"BY COURT OF LAW YOU HAVE BOTH BEEN BANISHED TO THE MOON” the judge cried
We were looked down by the surrounding ponies as we lefted,
even fluttershy was snarling at us.
I’m not sure but i think the dancepower was crying.
I nudged him with my whoof and gave him a reashring look,
I'm not shere if it worked but he still managed a weak smile.
“move it prisoner 1132!” the guard next to me yelled
I snarled at her.
My WAS solvietpony but now I'm prisoner 1156, or was it 1223 ,oh whatever.
But now we are being taken to the moon where we are going to be prisoners under high security watch for 7 years,
Why? Because a experimental mess up.
Might I add that that dance power is vinyl scratch’s younger brother(just saying).
a few minuets later
Vinyl was at the was at the orbital train station crying.
“why is there so much crying to day?” I thought
Octavia was soothing her,I waved to her and she waved back,
as we were pushed into the train a saw a small glimpse of.....
“MOTHER”
“what!?”dancepower yelled over the crowed
“I just saw my mom!”I replied
“How is that possible?”dancepower said “It just can't be possible, we all searched all over equestria”
“But i just saw her!”
Little did i Know how much a roll my mother would in my adventure
(BA BA BA!)
Our cabin was small and dusty,yet nice and cozy.It wasn't a prison cell.
“hey!”dancepower “this isn't have bad”
“yeah nothing I expected at all”I said as i look around
“don't get use to it”the guard said”not going to be living in lushery for long”
“yeah yeah”dancepower exaggerated
before she left i asked her
“wait,uh,does this place have a computer?”
“uh, I think so”she replied”why?”
“nothing”I snapped
“ OK OK geez”she said
“call me!”dancepower whispered
As soon as she left a zipped to find the computer
“dude why do you need the computer?”dancepower asked
“I need to hack the cameras of the train station”I answered swiftly still looking for the computer
“MAN!”dancepower cride”we're already in trouble, what? do you you want evoryone to hate us?”
“No,I need to see if my mother was really there at the train station”I said
“BINGO!”i yelled
“what?”dancepower said lazily
“I found it”I said
“found what”dancepower said
“i the found the fridge”I said sarcastically
“YOU DID”dancepower yelled”Good because,man i’m i famished”
“I was exaggerating”I hissed
“oh”he said”well what did you find?”he said
“The computer you idiot”I said
a good 15 minutes later
“Done!”I said exhausted
“finally”dancepower said half asleep
“here”i said pouting at the screen”mom”
dancepower’s jaw dropped
“b-bu-but how!, thats impossible!”
suddenly the loud speaker crackled to life,
“hi guys!”it said”I have good news and bad news”
“hey that sounds like our guard”dancepower said”I knew she would call
“the good news is”the intercom continued”you WILL get use to luxury”
“yes!”dancepower said”I also knew that she wanted to be with me!”
“wait, there's still bad news”I said
“the bad news is....(drum roll)There is no space in the lunar prison so we have been order to execute you right here and now”
“WHAT!”we both said together
“and we will execute you two by throwing you of the train and into space!”
then the intercom crackled off.
"WHAT"we said again
"NO SPCAE!"I yelled
'kicked of the train!"dancepower yelled
Till the guards got there we stood there with our mouths gaping open,staring at the intercom.
at the end of the train
“such a sad life”the guard said”by the way, before you die i just want you to know my name’s nightstar, general of the lunar army”
she turned,then stopped. Then with her hind legs the kidded us into the blackness of space.
Now i know this is random, but the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy says that if you hold a lungful of air, you can survive in the total vacuum of space for about thirty seconds which is exactly what solvietpony and dancepower did.
however, it does go on to say that what space being the mind-boggling size that it is the chances of getting picked up by a ship within those thirty seconds are 2 to the power of 266,709.
And in the time they were both picked up in about 29 seconds later by a ship, the tardis more like it.
but we're not to that part yet so back to them being thrown into space.
here's what they thought:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"dancepower thought
"what am i going to do! It was my perfect time to kiss her and i missed it! oh crap, I need to breath out but i can't!"
"man, is this how its all going to end"solvietpony thought "beaning kicked into space by a female general (not trying to be sexstist) and suficait?! god i hate life"
and now,right now,at this moment, doctor whooves sends the tardis to earth for a delivery of muffin ingredients for derpy.
why? because the doctor really likes blueberry muffins, and derpy makes excellent muffins witch dancepower will also enjoy.
(he loves chocolate muffins)
And solvietpony will eat a endless of coffee muffins.
you may not know this but the muffin is also the emergency flag for the cutie-mark crusaders.
