The Manhandler: Ovaries Before Brovaries

There she was, Gilda the patriarch of womynhood stood valiantly on the precipice of male dominance. But, lo she only took a few steps from her home and now was going to the garage or something. She opened the garage door and lo her father's motorcycle of male supremacy was situated inside glistening with tears of womyn vaginas. All Gilda could think about was the pain and suffering her father gave to her especially the ass rape that was just unpleasant.

"Let this motorcycle be the reformation of mankind for all will bow down to the womynhood represent!."

Gilda layed her cooch on the vehicle and pissed all over the seat of the cycle. Gilda smiled a pleased satisfied smile that enveloped her very womynhood. The piss dragged down to the very shaft of the vehicle and it got sucked into it. The vehicle began to glow and transform to finally become a moped.

"This vehicle will be the representation of all man turn to womyn!!!"

Gilda put down her foot on the petal and ridded off into the sunset searching and valiantly waiting to fight the men that had oppressed her. She continued to her destination which was Neigh Jersey to fight the source of all manliness. With her cool womyn glasses that were labeled womyn on both sides of the frame caught sight of a random stallion waiting in the road just standing there cooly. Gilda picked up speed on her moped and grinned a devilish smile on intent to smash into the stallion for being a icky guy. The stallion just stood there with manly man glasses that could manilize any man in manhood. Gilda was about to hit the stallion who had no cutie mark by the way and was a red and black alicorn. She felt the force of the wheel hit his face but, it just bounced her back with a force of a thousand men. Gilda flew through the air while the moped crashed into the ground exploding into a gajillion pieces where she flew landing epically on the ground with the explosion behind her. The two stared at each other in such seriousness that would make Pinkie Pie's hair go down if she were there.

"Who are you? you will not stop the rising of womynhood!"

"You overstep your bounds WomynWarrior, every body knows all womyn belong in the kitchen to cook sandwitches."

"No you will not confuse me with your man logic! En-guard si vou plais!"

"Si senor!"

Gilda flew up in the air and divebombed right into the Stallion with a horrific Womyn battle cry but, an inch away from hitting the Stallion he pulled out his glowing manhood. Gilda could only stop in mid tackle to gaze at the glowing member. Her eyes sparkled in amazement and she gasped at the size of it.

"Now you see womyn! The power of man! Now I order you suck on it!"

"eh... uh.. yes! no... yes! no! aaaaaa!" said Gilda as she opened her mouth to suck it. Then a gleamer of light surfaced yonder and slashity slash was heard and Rainbow Dash cut of his member with a samurai sword.

"No! you she beasts of womynhood how could you all do this to me!?" said the random stallion or something.

"Dats rut u get few being a man!!" said Rainbow Dash with a asian accent.

"No matter I will just grow it back!"

The dick mister grunted his muscles and flexed his enormous stallion balls and began to grow out his massive dick out as blood vessels stretched and elongated all over the fucking place. The dick glimmered with holy light that pierced the gaze of the lassies before him. Rainbow Dash and Gilda could only watch in awe at the glowing penis of power.

"Now that that is taken care of I will use the magic words that will render all of your Womyn futility null and void!"

Gilda and Rainbow Dash flew at the Stallion and began to leap with claws and sword at him. Alas, it t'was to late for the man whispered the words causing them to bow down.

"...Get back to the kitchen." was what he said.

Rainbow Dash and Gilda screamed in horrible nightmarish pain! They could not handle the power of such words of anti-womynhood. Energy flowed out to them and seized them in their tracks. They were pretty much screwed but, thanks to Rainbow Dash's random ability to oversee shit and stuff she exploded causing her to emanate a mist from her body concealing them causing the man stallion to close his eyes away from the poisonous mist and run away like a pussy. They escaped and ran until they found a hotel in the middle of nowhere.

"Thewe re rill be safe thewe!" said Rainbow Fag.

"Nnnng!"

"No hold on Gilda! Re awe almost thewe!"

They arrived and broke down the door of one of the hotel rooms and Rainbow Dash put down Gilda from her hoofs on the cheap motel bed. Then seeing Gilda's death so close from overexposure to manliness and barely conscious she then pulled out a magical dildo from her womyn bag and turned it on to make a vibrating noise.

"I hope dis rowks ow else I rose you fowever!" Said Rainbow Dash to herself.

Rainbow Dash stuck the Dildo up her Gilda's vagina and she began to shake like having a seizure but, worse. Gilda in her psyche began to find herself in another world. The very fabric of time was conflicted and everything was all over the place and nothing made any sense. Gilda opened her eyes to find the world of the mind before her and there was men everywhere! To her imaginary horror she sliced all the manly men with her claws cutting them all to pieces and such then sucking them into her skin like osmoses. Then under all the madness after killing every Stallion around her, she then found a door and opened it to enter and the door closed behind her ass.