Quentin Trembley Goes to Equestria.by SecretPersonChaptersProlouge: From horse mount, to cliff, to colourful ponies.Chapter 1: Trembley's arch nemesis.The Happening Happens and something happens as a result of the Happening Happening.Mayor Mare doesn't like random sillyness.EEEEVIIIILLLLL!!!!!It's time for...The recall election!Prolouge: From horse mount, to cliff, to colourful ponies.Quentin Trembley bounced on the back of the horse as it rode him off somewhere. He actually had no clue were he was going, but in the past this sort of behavior landed him somewhere he was needed. Such as that time when he fell into the Presidential Debate and began debating the physics of bubblegum. "Mmmmyes, I did make some valid points that day." Said Trembley as he chewed on a Pinecone he pulled off a tree as he flew by it on horseback. Trembley looked around at the scenery, noticing how other than the town, nothing in this area changed. But before he could delve further into the thoughts of what may have happened while he was frozen In Peanut Brittle, Trembley's horse screeched to a halt, throwing him off a steep ledge. "Well then! It is time!" Yelled Quinten Trembley, as he saluted and fell face forward down the cliff toward some sharp looking rocks. Then, right before he hit them, Quinten grabbed a Bald Eagle by the talons, and flew with it down a ravine. He then launched himself forward and landed on a dead tree, knocking it into a small river. This river led him rapidly into a cave of sorts, were he fell down who knows how far, until with a flash, everything Quinten Trembley saw vanished, and he was REALLY high in the sky. ----------------Ponyville----------------- Fluttershy flew through town with Discord at her side. She more or less was a bit upset with him for turning a vendor's cart into a Giant parasprite. Luckily he made it into a large crape instead, but still. "Come on Fluttershy!" said Discord as he flew by, "You have to admit that was funny!" Fluttershy looked at him, "I know when somepony wants more than you should pay for something, you should be assertive, but that was too assertive." Discord chuckled to himself, "So what? I need to learn how to be assertive properly?" Fluttershy stopped, "Considering your attempts to help Pinkie's Parents in their rock farm ended with you angrily turning all of the rocks into Lollipops, perhaps that would be good idea." Discord groaned, "Look, I know Celestia says I need to help Equestria, but I need more time to figure out what needs helped. Other than the fact this town sees an unnatural amount of disasters, Equestria seams pretty dandy, it just needs more fun." Fluttershy sighed, and started toward a vendor, "Now watch this time, don't go trying to defend me..." Discord gasped, "But Fluttershy, all of these private company stores only aim to get your money! Without people like me, capitalism would destroy Equestria!" Discord then stopped, and raised his arm to his ear, "Do you hear that?" Fluttershy listened, but didn't hear anything, "Hear what?" Discord shushed her, then made a pair of binoculars appear. With a look through he said, "Well, that's something." Fluttershy looked up, "What's something?" Quinted Trembley was falling at speeds beginning to reach terminal velocity by his standards, but he was not worried at all. He had formulated a plan of which he would land on that cloud, and then ride to to safety. He was then surprised to see he fell right through it. "Curse you Mother Nature! I thought I gave an executive order to make clouds solide!!!!!" yelled Quinted as he fell to the ground. When suddenly, a trampoline appeared under Quinten, and he quickly bounced off and flew toward some buildings. He then saw a blue Pegasus traveling at high speeds, and thinking quickly, landed on her. "HEY!" yelled Rainbow Dash as Quinten Trembley suddenly landed on her. Trembley ignored the fact Rainbow Dash just talked, and grabbed her mane, whilst turning her toward a road. "For FREEDOM! And pancakes!" yelled Trembley, as he and Rainbow Dash crashed into a tomato cart. Not too long after, multiple ponies crowded around the smashed cart to see what happened. It was then Quinten jumped out and observed the crowd. "Hmm, it seams I have landed into a world inhabited by colourful ponies." Said Quinten Trembley to himself, "That or I just landed in a vat of Smile Dip." The ponies gasped, and ran away, except for Discord and Fluttershy. Fluttershy stared at Quinten Trembley, "Discord... What is that?" Discord shrugged, "I don't know, you tell me. I've been incased in stone for most of these last thousand years!" Trembley looked at Discord and Fluttershy, and said "Well, I shall call this land, New Pennsylvania!" Fluttershy cocked her head, as Discord said, "Hate to break your bubble, but your in a place that already has a name." Quinten Trembley gasped, "WHAAAAT?!" Discord laughed, "Welcome to Equestria!" Quinten looked at Discord "And what are you my good lad?" Discord replied "Discord, god of chaos!" as lightning struck behind him. "PERFECT!" said Trembley, as he approached Fluttershy, "What do you call yourself Yellow Pony?" Fluttershy stuttered, "F-F-Fluttershy..." "Mmmmyes!" replied Quinten Trembley, "This is EXACTLY the place I need to be right now!" Discord raised and eyebrow, "How do you know that? From what I can tell you have no clue were you are." "PRECISELY!" responded Trembley, "I have no idea were I am or how I got here. That is how I now I need to be here right now!" Rainbow Dash slowly got up from the ruble, "What... happened?" Fluttershy rushed to Rainbow Dash's aid, "Are you okay?" Rainbow Dash looked around, and looked closely at Quinten Trembley, "Yes... But... what is that?" Quinten chuckled to himself, and approached Rainbow Dash, "Good technicolor pegasus, you helped ensure my safe arrival! for that, I grant you the honor of having this Negative Twelve dollar bill!" Rainbow Dash eyed the green piece of paper Trembley just handed her, "Thanks...?" Trembley then turned to Discord, "Now then, take me to you local leader!" Discord stared at him, "Okay..." Chapter 1: Trembley's arch nemesis.Sir Quinten Trembley the fourth was a romantic man. No not like shipping, more in Shakespeare. He could take two things and fuse them in literature in such a way one might call him 'charming'. Now in this new land, he decided he would use the experiences here to write a book. Trembley tapped his hand to his chin, "I shall call it, Technicolor Magical Ponies of Fuzzy Pickles!" Rainbow Dash flew above Quinten Trembley as they lead him obliviously toward Twilight's house, "This guy is kind of freaking me out." Fluttershy flew next to Rainbow Dash, "I know he seams... off... but I think he has good intentions." "Like crashing me into a tomato cart?" responded Rainbow Dash. Discord jumped up next to Rainbow, "Come on know, that was indeed funny. Besides, I was under the impression you liked pranks!" Rainbow Dash huffed, "That wasn't a prank, it was assault!" Quinten stopped and looked at the three, "On the contrary! I was borrowing your ability to fly to allow my safe arrival to the ground!" By now, the group was infront of Twilight's library, and Spike came outside. "Oh hey guys! Discord! and..." Spike starred at Quinten, "I suppose you want Twilight to examine this?" Rainbow Dash nodded, and Quinten replied with a gasp "Do my eyes deceive me?! Is that you Draga?! My long lost one of a kind Iguana, it must be you!" Spike was then tackled in a hug from Quinten Trembley, as he replied "Help.... me...." Rainbow came beside Quinten with hast, "Hey bub! Hands off the purple dragon!" Discord responded to Rainbow "I am actually starting to like this guy." Trembley released Spike and held him outward "I am never letting you be a congressman again!" It was then Twilight came downstair with a pencil in her hair, of which was frazzled beyond repair. She was about to yell at Spike, then starred at Quentin Trembley. "Discord..." started Twilight, "What did I tell you about starting a Chimera Laboratory?" Discord face palmed, "Why does every pony go and blame me right away?! I'm beginning to feel like you don't trust me yet." Quinten walked up to Twilight and examined her ear, "You my lady, have very good ear hygiene!" Twilight looked around awkwardly, "Well, um, yes, I guess I do..." Fluttershy spoke up, "Twilight, this is are new friend, from the sky..." Quinten gave a hand ready for a handshake "Sir Quinten Trembley the Fourth! Eighth and a half President of the United States of America and Founder of Gravity Falls!" Twilight could swear American awesomeness was waving off of Trembley in the form of light as she returned the handshake. Rainbow Dash replied, "United States of Amerigo? huh?" Quinten chuckled, "Amerigo was the person who named the continents! But non of that matters! We have very importan business upon us!" Quinten Trembley then marched into the kitchen, and began searching for biscuits. Twilight looked at Fluttershy, who shrugged. "You guys keep an eye on him. SPIKE! Get all the books of creatures in Equestria!" said Twilight. -----------------------Meanwhile, IN CANADA-------------------- The Prime Minister was sipping his tea, when some spilled on his fancy pants. "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" -----------------------Now back to the story----------------------- Discord was having tea with Quinten, as they discussed the aspects of holidays and how they relate to ocean pigs and volcanoes. Over this time Twilight discovered something amazing, she couldn't find anything on the creature that landed in ponyville. When Twilight came into the kitchen, Fluttershy was refilling some tea cups while Discord and Tembley were discussing... something. Rainbow Dash by now was asleep in the sink though. "Soooooo" Started Twilight, "Mr. Trembley, do you mind telling me were you came from?" Quinten stood up, "Mmyes, you do need an explanation. *Cough Cough* I come from a world, a veyr worldly world, that definitely IS real. In this world, the inhabitants enjoyed the luxuries of life, liberty, silliness, and butterscotch. But then, came the RED COATS! They went through and took ALL OF THE BUTTERSCOTCH!..." By now Fluttershy was trembling in fear, as Discord held in a laugh while Twilight stared in confusion. Quinten continued... "But then, a jerk known as George Washington formed himself with the power of the seven Dragon Balls, and the power of the Eight Melodies, to cast the darkness of the red coats to another dimension! Were? I don't know, but wherever they went I hope it is a very slimy place." Twilight stood there in confusion, as Discord burst out laughing, "So.... Do you know how you got here?" Quinten sat down, "Simple, the power of math!" Twilight sighed, and turned around, "Spike, get ready to take a letter!" Spike came down, "Alright..." With Twilight out of the room, Discord came beside Quinten, "So, I was planning on going to a "picnic" today, want to come to the "picnic"?" Fluttershy sighed, "Discord, the last time you said you were going on a picnic, Rarity's entire stock turned into Tuna..." Quinten thought about the offer, "Sounds good, but I will have to pass... I have a feeling my arch nemesis will be here any moment." Rainbow Dash woke up, "Arch nemesis?! You mean theres going to be action?!" Suddenly, a meteor landed into the room through the roof, surprising everyone and sending them flying. Quinten Trembley stood up "I should have known you would come and find me, Count Kaka Krabby Patty!" The smoke slowly cleared, revealing a steaming hot space rock about the size of a soda soft ball. Rainbow Dash flew over and eyed it, "It doesn't seam to be doing anything..." Quinten glared, "Don't fall for it! He will get into your mind and take it over if you are unprepared!" Discord laughed and picked up the rock, "Oh, this? It's just a meteor." He then cracked it open like and egg, revealing it to be a geode,"See, nothin... HUUUUEEEEEEGGGGGG!" Out of nowhere, Discord had a cuteness overload, as right behind Quinten, was the cutest thing ever... Baby Fluttershy. Quinten Turned around, "GAH! What the!? Kaka Krabby Patty! You have reached a new low! I mean, Weaponized Cuteness?" Baby Fluttershy then spoke up, "Wat? I thawt we wuz having tea." The Happening Happens and something happens as a result of the Happening Happening.Rainbow Dash looked at Discord apparently dying, and then too Baby Fluttershy right before Quinten Trembley tackled her and yelled "DON'T LOOK AT IT!" Twilight ran it at this point ready to blast stuff, "WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!?" Baby Fluttershy replied "I dun know..." Twilight grabbed here chest, and stared wide eyed at baby Fluttershy. "T-T-T-To.... C-C-Cute!" she stuttered out. Quinten Trembley, thinking quickly, grabbed a curtain, and covered baby Fluttershy up. Rainbow Dash flew by Trembley, "HEY! How did you do that?!" "Do what?" asked Trembley. "Use and age spell on Fluttershy!" responded Rainbow Dash in Quinten's face. Discord stood up slowly, "Oh, actually that was me... I thought it would be funny... Ow..." Rainbow Dash and Quinten Trembley stared at Discord, and Trembley quickly said "Were is Kaka Krabby Patty?!" Discord looked around and shrugged, before snapping his finger and turning Fluttershy into an adult again and curing Twilight of Diabetus. Suddenly, Quentin decided it was time to go to Canterlot, "It is time we go to Canterlot!" Twilight replied, "What?" Discord responded "Pfft, who needs to go to that over glorified place? Obvoiously the Crystal Empire has it out done now." Rainbow Dash also added "And I don;t think we should take you, a random creature that fell from the sky, ONTO me, to the Princess of our land. I mean, you could be terminator... and that would be awesome." Quentine replied, "If I was a threat, I would have chucked as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood!" He then grabbed Spike and yelled, "Come Draga, we must take the silliest route to the kingdom!" He then ran out the front door, and looked Pinkie Pie in the face, who said "HIYA! Who are you?!" Twilight came up behind Trembley trying to think of something to do with him. He was always doing something confusing, and for all she could know he could accidentally cause the apocalypse. Quentin in the mean time stared at Pinkie Pie, "I can sense that you have some of the most natural silliness energy in this whole area! Tell me, How much wood CAN a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?" Pinkie replied "As much ground as a ground hog would hog if a ground hog could hog ground. DUH!" Quentin replied "Mmyes, you must be the pink silly horse my great uncle George told me I would meet one day." Pinkie gasped, "My great aunt Maria told me I would meet a unknown creature with the silliness of a thousand party demons!" Twilight asked, "What?!" Discord butted in, "Wait, My great aunts second uncle knew a guy who was friends with a shoe maker who licked a dogs paw who belonged to a lady who knew another guy who built a hut who saw a lady who was friends with a guy who saw a Robot named EVE who said to the guy that I would be turned to stone twice... In hindsight I should have remembered that earlier." Quentin Trembley then said, "Then we must put off our plans on going to Canterlot!" Twilight sighed, before he said, "And we shall go and make this town as silly as we can!" Discord and Pinkie smiled, and Fluttershy said "I guess that's nice..." Trembley turned to Rainbow Dash, "Double Rainbow pony, go forth and begin pranking everyone who takes a prank nicely! Purple one, use your magic to build a giant sand castle. Pink one, go gather supplies for a party! And omnipotent one, do whatever you want!" Rainbow shrugged, as Pinkie and Discord saluted and ran off. Twilight yelled, "Wait!" but Trembley had already jumped backwards onto Fluttershy, who panicked and ran off. Spike stood up, and asked "Should we stop them?" Twilight sighed, "I don't know anymore..." Mayor Mare doesn't like random sillyness.Twilight had lost track of Pinkie, Discord, and Quinten Trembley a while ago, and in the mean time was researching for anything that resembled Quinten. She went through every book on odd or mystical creatures, and discovered many things, other than what she was looking for. With a slam of another book, Spike came into Twilight's study room and suggested "Maybe we should check on them. I hear a commotion going on outside." Twilight raised an eyebrow, and heard a crash outside. "Oh no...-_-" she said, before running out the door. Then she was met with a marching band of sorts comprised of Pinkie, Discord, and Quentin Trembley. Fluttershy followed behind unsure of what to do. Pinkie played many instruments at once as she tossed streamers into the air. Discord however duplicated himself 20 times and each was doing a different instrument. The real Discord was putting "I Love Sillyness!" shits on everyone in sight. Quentin was holding a megaphone, how he got that in Equestria, who knows. "All ye ponies listen carefully! We are having a sillyness appreciation day infront of Town Hall! There will be punch, dancing, music, streamers, and SMILE DIP!" Lyra turned to Bon Bon "Smile Dip?! You know what I'm thinking?" Bon Bon sighed, "Lyra, for the last time I don't do that stuff." Lyra shrugged, and watched without a care in the world as Quentin Trembley, a human, with hands, marched by with the band of Discords. Twilight trotted beside Lyra freaking out, "What am I going to do with them?! Don't they know about the Assault Soda ban in Ponyville?!" Lyra shrugged, "I don't know, but in my opinion banning 2 liter soda's and calling them 'Assault Soda's' was a bad idea on Mayor Mares fault." Twilight sighed, "Whatever, I give up, if they end up in jail, get me... Wait, Lyra... did you notice Quentin Trembley?" "Who? The human guy?" asked Lyra. "Yea... Why aren't you obsessing over his hands?" asked Twilight. Lyra instantly crushed her small soda, "DAMN DAG NABBID WHO THE F*** BROUGHT THAT RUMOR THAT I AM OBSESSED WITH HANDS THAT HAS PLAGUED ME SINCE THE THIRD GRADE HERE TO PONYVILLE!?!?!?!?!?!?" Bon Bon looked side to side, and held in a laugh as Lyra went to destroy something. "Hehe, we used to make fun of her for asking a question about hands in third grade." said Bon Bon, "Glad to see I can still mess with her about it." ---------------------------Town Hall--------------------------- Discord had made a whole big party set up appear in 0.3 seconds flat, better than Rainbow Dash ever could. There were tables, decorations, punch, and a whole lot of Smile Dip. Discord then magically teleported everypony in town to the party. Then, Discord made a load of 2-liter soda's appear, and everypony cheered. "I never noticed how awesome Discord is before!" said Pinkie π before eating a pie flavored pie. Quentin then walked up to a booth and tapped on the microphone, "Hello? Is this thing on? I never trusted these things, they say it just amplifies your voice, but for all I know it could be making me say I like Rebecca Black." Everyone in the crowd looked around akwardly, and Quentin continued "Hello! You may be wondering who I am. Well I am here to say, I am sir Quentin Trembley the fourth!" Then the crowd cheered, maniacally. "Yes, I never understood why my name makes everyone cheers, it just does. But put that aside! We have a dire problem! We need more fun in Equestria! Because if we don't have enough fun, Kaka Krabby Patty will take over! That or the Redcoats could come and take all of our Smile Dip!" continued Trembley. The crowd gasped, as Pinkie said "NOT THE SMILE DIP!" Then some random guy asked, "What is in Smile Dip anyway?" Trembley straightened his uniform, "But do not be worried! I am known as the United States of America's silliyest President, and as such I shall make this land even sillier than it ever has been! Now let's start by building a replica of Noah's Ark and sending it to the moon!!!!!" And the crowd goes wild. When suddenly, MAYOR MARE ATTACK! Mayor Mare pushed Quentin Trembly aside as multiple Royal Guards grabbed him, "Sorry folks, but you need to go home. there is an unhealthy amount of assault soda's at this event, and I want to run your lives. So go home and stop having fun!" Discord came up and laughed in the Mayor's face, "What are you going to do? I am Discord, god of chaos!" "Sue you." Discord yelped, and teleported away. EEEEVIIIILLLLL!!!!!Twilight was only face-hoofing at this point, as she now stood in the crowd outside town hall watching Quentin Trembley become inagaurated as the new Mayor. "And I promise to bring more Fiddlesticks to this land of Equines races!" Spouted Trembley. Twilight just thought to herself, It won't be too bad, right? I mean, this thing just fell from the sky, now it is in charge of our towns government... For all I know he could be Sombra mixed with Chrysalis mixed with Nightmare moon. And he already has Discord following him around... Suddenly, Quentin yelled, "OH FACE-EATING PEANUT BRITTLE! I almost forgot! This nice young pegasus will be our new head of Defense!" Quenting turned and pushed Fluttershy to the stand, who just trembled all trembley infront of Trembley. "FLUTTERSHY!" shouted Rainbow Dash, "Of ALL OF THE PONIES HERE, ESPECIALLY ME, YOU CHOSE HER!?!?" Fluttershy teared up, and Quentin noticed, "Oh no!" he said, running up to the front again, "I understand you are upset double rainbow pony, but don't fret, I have a MUCH better position for you!" Rainbow Dash eyed Quentin, "Okay, what it is?" Quentin replied, "You will be the all ruling unquestioned omnipotent ruler of the Manitores in this area!" Rainbow Dash scratched her head, "Manitores?" Quentin replied, "Manitores!" Rainbow looked around, as some pony coughed, and Derpy made a cameo, "Manitores?" Quentin Trembley decided to define it, "I assume since you are the manilest man here..." Rainbow Dash stopped him there, "i am NOT a colt! I'm a mare!" Quentin Trembley stared at Rainbow Dash as she now floated a a small distance from his face. He then blinked, and cocked his head. "Well there is only ONE way to find out!" he said. Quentin Trembely the Grabbed Rainbow Dash, and shook her around a bit. This resulted in Rainbow Dash confusingly spinning around in the air before falling to the ground. Quentin Trembley then clapped, "So you are a mare!" he then realized something, "I just realized something! I have already fixed a town dilema!!!" Everypony in the crowd cheered, as Carrot Top beside Twilight said "I always wondered, but never bothered to ask what gender she was." Twilight stared in disbelief, and couldn't handle it anymore. She then launched herself infront of Quenting Trembley via magic rocket, and yelled "ENOUGH!" Quentin Trembley replied, "I guess your right, time to retire for the night." and he started walking away. Twilight angrily teleported infront of him, and said "You know what I think?"\ Quentin bluntly answered, "No." Twilight yelled "I THINK YOUR EEEEEVIIIIIIILLL!!!!!" Quentin Trembley gasped, as did the crowd, and he yelled, "PURPLE MAGIC SPARKLY PONY!" Twilight just stared him down as he and the crowd began staring and backing away in terror, "You know what i;m going to do about it?" Quentin Trembely yelled "Look out!" Twilight replied "NO! I'm going to send you to the moon!" Then, Twilight felt something warm touch her shoulder. She turned around, and saw a giant, giant squid, using one tentacle to touch twilight's shoulder, as the rest of it enveloped around the Town Hall. She simply gawked, right before Quentin yanked her away. "RUN! GET TO THE CHOPPA!" he yelled, as he threw Twilight away. Everypony else screamed and ran, as the giant giant squid picked up items such as food carts and baby's sitting around the town hall, and launched them every which way. Discord appeared beside Quentin as he was glariung at the attacker, "Oh dear, I suppose we should do something about that." Quentin Trembley replied, "No, stay right here, I will deal with this!" Twilight stood up, and yelled to Fluttershy, "Come on! we got to go get help!" Fluttershy nodded rapidly, and complied without and arguement. The two began running, before Pinkie Pie stopped them. "Wait!" yelled Pinkie, as she pulled three chairs out of nowhere, and did the same for popcorn. Twilight shook her head, "Pinkie! Not now!" Some pony in the background was crushed under a food cart and howled in pain, and Pinkie replied "But look!" Twilight turned, and saw something amazing. Quentin Tremlbey the jumping across the giant giant squids tentacles, and climbing his way to it's head on top of town hall. He then grabbed on one, and swung up and landed after three flips on top of the Squid. He then pulled a glove from his pocket, and slapped it on the head lightly. The Squid then disintegrated into a ton of cotton candy. Twilight simply gawked again, as some pony behind her yelled "Our new mayor has saved us!!!" Then everypony ran up and gave three cheers for Quentin Trembley, but little did they know, some bad dude was watching from a distance. It's time for...It was about two hours after the giant squid incident, and Quentin now sat int his office in town Hall pondering the meaning of life. "You know, Charles Darwin should have seen this place, he would have had to try to explain how this works in evolution." said Quentin to himself. Right about then, I think, Discord walked into the room, which is odd considering he usually just appears. Quentin Trembley stood up, "Are you a creationist or evolutionist?!" Discord replied "3.14159265359-" Quentin interrupted him "Alright, you are indeed the real Discord!" Discord shrugged, and said "You have someone who wants to meet you outside." Quentin raised an eyebrow, "Who?" "Some good friends of mine actually, we go back." answered Discord. Quentin turned and looked out the window, and pondered about jellyfish for thirty seconds to look as though he was thinking critically. What? He IS still a politician. "Alright, I shall meet him or her, or possibly alien mutant spider rocket!" said Quentin. Discord replied "Alright!" Discord then opened the door, and then nothing happened, "They were here a second ag-" "HEEELLLLOOOOO NURSE!!!" yelled three beings whom suddenly kissing Quentin Trembley. Discord cringed, thinking about how the shipping would be flooding in on the internet now a days, whilst the three jumpefd off of Quentin. Quentin then stared at the trio, which looked like kids, but were cat/dog/mouse/idon'tknow/ things. One was tall, another shorter, and there was a girl to. "You have managed to confuse me! have an award!" said Quentin, handing each a medal, "Tell me, what are your names?" The two males replied "Were the Warner Brothers!" The girl added "And the Warner sister!" "I'm Yakko!" said the tall one. "I'm Wakko!" said the shorter one wearing a blue shirt. "And I'm Dot, the cute one!" said the girl. Quentin Trembley cocked his head, and replied "Well, I guess it is time to plan the invasion of the Hershey's factory." Discord whispered into Quentin's ear, and he simply gasped, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE NO HERSHEYS IN THIS LAND?!?!" Yakko sat Quentin down and said "Don't worry about it, we brought plenty of Hersheys products with us. We would have brought some Twinkie's too, but... Hostess is closed down." Wakko sobbed as he pulled candy out of a bag, "I just want another snow ball!" before stuffing his face with chocolate bars. Dot patted Wakko's back, "There there, I'm sure some Chinese company will start making and distributing them." Outside, Twilight Sparkle was looking into Trembleys office from the roof of a nearby house. Spike came up beside her and looked at the town hall, and back to her. "Twilight I think your being paranoid..." said Spike. Twilight looked at him, and said "I think I am on to something this time. Look here!" She floated some binoculars to Spike while she looked through her own, "See that? What are those things?" Spike stared through the binoculars at the Warners and Trembley as they appeared to be ranting and entertaining each other, "Uh... cats?" Twilight replied, "I think they are some, bad guys, or something. i mean, look at that! How can somethigg be that cute!" Suddenly, in the office, a bus burst in from nowhere, and the group jumped on, and drove away, leaving no damage. "Uh.... what? Okay, wait no... what?" said Spike staring in confusion. Twilight replied "Evil..." The recall election!Multiple guards shoved Quentin Trembley, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy into a small room. Suddenly, Mayor Mare turned around in her chair and stared at the trio. "So, you want to make ponyville silly, eh?" said Mayor Mare as she pet a Fluffle Puff. Fluttershy stuttered "I j-just want t-to go home..." Mayor Mare set down the super Fluffly, thing, down. Then she slammed her hoof on the table. "You know, I can label all of you as terrorist and throw you in the town dungeon for as lone as I want!" Said the Mayor. Fluttershy began to cry, and Quentin Trembley stared at her. It made his heard, tear in half. The poor dfensless little pegasus was scared. So, Quentin stood up, and hit Mayor Mare with a GAS POWERED STICK! "You will NEVER make that yellow pony cry again!" Mayor Mare shook her head, "What the? Is that a stick? Those are illegal!" "On the contrary," started Quentin, "it is a GAS POWERED STICK!" He then slapped Mayor Mare's hoof as she tried reaching for the security button. She quickly jerked it back and blew on it, then tried again. The process rinsed and repeated for a few moments before the Mayor exploded. "THAT'S IT!" Yelled Mayor Mare Suddenly, Princess Celestia appeared behind Mayor Mayor with Discord, but the mayor did not notice. "I will Throw you all in the dungeon for eternity!" yelled Mayor Mare as Quentin and Pinkie snickered, "All the silliness will be destroyed! BECAUSE I AM EVIL! MUAHAHAHAHA!! Ha... ha... heh... eh?" Mayor Mare turned around slowly, and smiled sheepishly, "I was, possessed, by a evil.... How long am I going to jail for?" Princess Celestia spoke "Tsk tsk tsk, we can't be having an evil Mayor here. I guess i will put that creature over there I have never seen before in charge. And you, Mayor, will be taken to trial." Princess Celestia disappeared with the Mayor, and Discord said to Quentin "I guess your mayor now!" Quentin picked up Fluttershy, and said, "I am legalizing EVERYTHING! And I am putting yellow pony in charge of defense!" "WHAT?!" shrieked Fluttershy.
Prolouge: From horse mount, to cliff, to colourful ponies.Quentin Trembley bounced on the back of the horse as it rode him off somewhere. He actually had no clue were he was going, but in the past this sort of behavior landed him somewhere he was needed. Such as that time when he fell into the Presidential Debate and began debating the physics of bubblegum. "Mmmmyes, I did make some valid points that day." Said Trembley as he chewed on a Pinecone he pulled off a tree as he flew by it on horseback. Trembley looked around at the scenery, noticing how other than the town, nothing in this area changed. But before he could delve further into the thoughts of what may have happened while he was frozen In Peanut Brittle, Trembley's horse screeched to a halt, throwing him off a steep ledge. "Well then! It is time!" Yelled Quinten Trembley, as he saluted and fell face forward down the cliff toward some sharp looking rocks. Then, right before he hit them, Quinten grabbed a Bald Eagle by the talons, and flew with it down a ravine. He then launched himself forward and landed on a dead tree, knocking it into a small river. This river led him rapidly into a cave of sorts, were he fell down who knows how far, until with a flash, everything Quinten Trembley saw vanished, and he was REALLY high in the sky. ----------------Ponyville----------------- Fluttershy flew through town with Discord at her side. She more or less was a bit upset with him for turning a vendor's cart into a Giant parasprite. Luckily he made it into a large crape instead, but still. "Come on Fluttershy!" said Discord as he flew by, "You have to admit that was funny!" Fluttershy looked at him, "I know when somepony wants more than you should pay for something, you should be assertive, but that was too assertive." Discord chuckled to himself, "So what? I need to learn how to be assertive properly?" Fluttershy stopped, "Considering your attempts to help Pinkie's Parents in their rock farm ended with you angrily turning all of the rocks into Lollipops, perhaps that would be good idea." Discord groaned, "Look, I know Celestia says I need to help Equestria, but I need more time to figure out what needs helped. Other than the fact this town sees an unnatural amount of disasters, Equestria seams pretty dandy, it just needs more fun." Fluttershy sighed, and started toward a vendor, "Now watch this time, don't go trying to defend me..." Discord gasped, "But Fluttershy, all of these private company stores only aim to get your money! Without people like me, capitalism would destroy Equestria!" Discord then stopped, and raised his arm to his ear, "Do you hear that?" Fluttershy listened, but didn't hear anything, "Hear what?" Discord shushed her, then made a pair of binoculars appear. With a look through he said, "Well, that's something." Fluttershy looked up, "What's something?" Quinted Trembley was falling at speeds beginning to reach terminal velocity by his standards, but he was not worried at all. He had formulated a plan of which he would land on that cloud, and then ride to to safety. He was then surprised to see he fell right through it. "Curse you Mother Nature! I thought I gave an executive order to make clouds solide!!!!!" yelled Quinted as he fell to the ground. When suddenly, a trampoline appeared under Quinten, and he quickly bounced off and flew toward some buildings. He then saw a blue Pegasus traveling at high speeds, and thinking quickly, landed on her. "HEY!" yelled Rainbow Dash as Quinten Trembley suddenly landed on her. Trembley ignored the fact Rainbow Dash just talked, and grabbed her mane, whilst turning her toward a road. "For FREEDOM! And pancakes!" yelled Trembley, as he and Rainbow Dash crashed into a tomato cart. Not too long after, multiple ponies crowded around the smashed cart to see what happened. It was then Quinten jumped out and observed the crowd. "Hmm, it seams I have landed into a world inhabited by colourful ponies." Said Quinten Trembley to himself, "That or I just landed in a vat of Smile Dip." The ponies gasped, and ran away, except for Discord and Fluttershy. Fluttershy stared at Quinten Trembley, "Discord... What is that?" Discord shrugged, "I don't know, you tell me. I've been incased in stone for most of these last thousand years!" Trembley looked at Discord and Fluttershy, and said "Well, I shall call this land, New Pennsylvania!" Fluttershy cocked her head, as Discord said, "Hate to break your bubble, but your in a place that already has a name." Quinten Trembley gasped, "WHAAAAT?!" Discord laughed, "Welcome to Equestria!" Quinten looked at Discord "And what are you my good lad?" Discord replied "Discord, god of chaos!" as lightning struck behind him. "PERFECT!" said Trembley, as he approached Fluttershy, "What do you call yourself Yellow Pony?" Fluttershy stuttered, "F-F-Fluttershy..." "Mmmmyes!" replied Quinten Trembley, "This is EXACTLY the place I need to be right now!" Discord raised and eyebrow, "How do you know that? From what I can tell you have no clue were you are." "PRECISELY!" responded Trembley, "I have no idea were I am or how I got here. That is how I now I need to be here right now!" Rainbow Dash slowly got up from the ruble, "What... happened?" Fluttershy rushed to Rainbow Dash's aid, "Are you okay?" Rainbow Dash looked around, and looked closely at Quinten Trembley, "Yes... But... what is that?" Quinten chuckled to himself, and approached Rainbow Dash, "Good technicolor pegasus, you helped ensure my safe arrival! for that, I grant you the honor of having this Negative Twelve dollar bill!" Rainbow Dash eyed the green piece of paper Trembley just handed her, "Thanks...?" Trembley then turned to Discord, "Now then, take me to you local leader!" Discord stared at him, "Okay..."
Chapter 1: Trembley's arch nemesis.Sir Quinten Trembley the fourth was a romantic man. No not like shipping, more in Shakespeare. He could take two things and fuse them in literature in such a way one might call him 'charming'. Now in this new land, he decided he would use the experiences here to write a book. Trembley tapped his hand to his chin, "I shall call it, Technicolor Magical Ponies of Fuzzy Pickles!" Rainbow Dash flew above Quinten Trembley as they lead him obliviously toward Twilight's house, "This guy is kind of freaking me out." Fluttershy flew next to Rainbow Dash, "I know he seams... off... but I think he has good intentions." "Like crashing me into a tomato cart?" responded Rainbow Dash. Discord jumped up next to Rainbow, "Come on know, that was indeed funny. Besides, I was under the impression you liked pranks!" Rainbow Dash huffed, "That wasn't a prank, it was assault!" Quinten stopped and looked at the three, "On the contrary! I was borrowing your ability to fly to allow my safe arrival to the ground!" By now, the group was infront of Twilight's library, and Spike came outside. "Oh hey guys! Discord! and..." Spike starred at Quinten, "I suppose you want Twilight to examine this?" Rainbow Dash nodded, and Quinten replied with a gasp "Do my eyes deceive me?! Is that you Draga?! My long lost one of a kind Iguana, it must be you!" Spike was then tackled in a hug from Quinten Trembley, as he replied "Help.... me...." Rainbow came beside Quinten with hast, "Hey bub! Hands off the purple dragon!" Discord responded to Rainbow "I am actually starting to like this guy." Trembley released Spike and held him outward "I am never letting you be a congressman again!" It was then Twilight came downstair with a pencil in her hair, of which was frazzled beyond repair. She was about to yell at Spike, then starred at Quentin Trembley. "Discord..." started Twilight, "What did I tell you about starting a Chimera Laboratory?" Discord face palmed, "Why does every pony go and blame me right away?! I'm beginning to feel like you don't trust me yet." Quinten walked up to Twilight and examined her ear, "You my lady, have very good ear hygiene!" Twilight looked around awkwardly, "Well, um, yes, I guess I do..." Fluttershy spoke up, "Twilight, this is are new friend, from the sky..." Quinten gave a hand ready for a handshake "Sir Quinten Trembley the Fourth! Eighth and a half President of the United States of America and Founder of Gravity Falls!" Twilight could swear American awesomeness was waving off of Trembley in the form of light as she returned the handshake. Rainbow Dash replied, "United States of Amerigo? huh?" Quinten chuckled, "Amerigo was the person who named the continents! But non of that matters! We have very importan business upon us!" Quinten Trembley then marched into the kitchen, and began searching for biscuits. Twilight looked at Fluttershy, who shrugged. "You guys keep an eye on him. SPIKE! Get all the books of creatures in Equestria!" said Twilight. -----------------------Meanwhile, IN CANADA-------------------- The Prime Minister was sipping his tea, when some spilled on his fancy pants. "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" -----------------------Now back to the story----------------------- Discord was having tea with Quinten, as they discussed the aspects of holidays and how they relate to ocean pigs and volcanoes. Over this time Twilight discovered something amazing, she couldn't find anything on the creature that landed in ponyville. When Twilight came into the kitchen, Fluttershy was refilling some tea cups while Discord and Tembley were discussing... something. Rainbow Dash by now was asleep in the sink though. "Soooooo" Started Twilight, "Mr. Trembley, do you mind telling me were you came from?" Quinten stood up, "Mmyes, you do need an explanation. *Cough Cough* I come from a world, a veyr worldly world, that definitely IS real. In this world, the inhabitants enjoyed the luxuries of life, liberty, silliness, and butterscotch. But then, came the RED COATS! They went through and took ALL OF THE BUTTERSCOTCH!..." By now Fluttershy was trembling in fear, as Discord held in a laugh while Twilight stared in confusion. Quinten continued... "But then, a jerk known as George Washington formed himself with the power of the seven Dragon Balls, and the power of the Eight Melodies, to cast the darkness of the red coats to another dimension! Were? I don't know, but wherever they went I hope it is a very slimy place." Twilight stood there in confusion, as Discord burst out laughing, "So.... Do you know how you got here?" Quinten sat down, "Simple, the power of math!" Twilight sighed, and turned around, "Spike, get ready to take a letter!" Spike came down, "Alright..." With Twilight out of the room, Discord came beside Quinten, "So, I was planning on going to a "picnic" today, want to come to the "picnic"?" Fluttershy sighed, "Discord, the last time you said you were going on a picnic, Rarity's entire stock turned into Tuna..." Quinten thought about the offer, "Sounds good, but I will have to pass... I have a feeling my arch nemesis will be here any moment." Rainbow Dash woke up, "Arch nemesis?! You mean theres going to be action?!" Suddenly, a meteor landed into the room through the roof, surprising everyone and sending them flying. Quinten Trembley stood up "I should have known you would come and find me, Count Kaka Krabby Patty!" The smoke slowly cleared, revealing a steaming hot space rock about the size of a soda soft ball. Rainbow Dash flew over and eyed it, "It doesn't seam to be doing anything..." Quinten glared, "Don't fall for it! He will get into your mind and take it over if you are unprepared!" Discord laughed and picked up the rock, "Oh, this? It's just a meteor." He then cracked it open like and egg, revealing it to be a geode,"See, nothin... HUUUUEEEEEEGGGGGG!" Out of nowhere, Discord had a cuteness overload, as right behind Quinten, was the cutest thing ever... Baby Fluttershy. Quinten Turned around, "GAH! What the!? Kaka Krabby Patty! You have reached a new low! I mean, Weaponized Cuteness?" Baby Fluttershy then spoke up, "Wat? I thawt we wuz having tea."
The Happening Happens and something happens as a result of the Happening Happening.Rainbow Dash looked at Discord apparently dying, and then too Baby Fluttershy right before Quinten Trembley tackled her and yelled "DON'T LOOK AT IT!" Twilight ran it at this point ready to blast stuff, "WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!?" Baby Fluttershy replied "I dun know..." Twilight grabbed here chest, and stared wide eyed at baby Fluttershy. "T-T-T-To.... C-C-Cute!" she stuttered out. Quinten Trembley, thinking quickly, grabbed a curtain, and covered baby Fluttershy up. Rainbow Dash flew by Trembley, "HEY! How did you do that?!" "Do what?" asked Trembley. "Use and age spell on Fluttershy!" responded Rainbow Dash in Quinten's face. Discord stood up slowly, "Oh, actually that was me... I thought it would be funny... Ow..." Rainbow Dash and Quinten Trembley stared at Discord, and Trembley quickly said "Were is Kaka Krabby Patty?!" Discord looked around and shrugged, before snapping his finger and turning Fluttershy into an adult again and curing Twilight of Diabetus. Suddenly, Quentin decided it was time to go to Canterlot, "It is time we go to Canterlot!" Twilight replied, "What?" Discord responded "Pfft, who needs to go to that over glorified place? Obvoiously the Crystal Empire has it out done now." Rainbow Dash also added "And I don;t think we should take you, a random creature that fell from the sky, ONTO me, to the Princess of our land. I mean, you could be terminator... and that would be awesome." Quentine replied, "If I was a threat, I would have chucked as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood!" He then grabbed Spike and yelled, "Come Draga, we must take the silliest route to the kingdom!" He then ran out the front door, and looked Pinkie Pie in the face, who said "HIYA! Who are you?!" Twilight came up behind Trembley trying to think of something to do with him. He was always doing something confusing, and for all she could know he could accidentally cause the apocalypse. Quentin in the mean time stared at Pinkie Pie, "I can sense that you have some of the most natural silliness energy in this whole area! Tell me, How much wood CAN a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?" Pinkie replied "As much ground as a ground hog would hog if a ground hog could hog ground. DUH!" Quentin replied "Mmyes, you must be the pink silly horse my great uncle George told me I would meet one day." Pinkie gasped, "My great aunt Maria told me I would meet a unknown creature with the silliness of a thousand party demons!" Twilight asked, "What?!" Discord butted in, "Wait, My great aunts second uncle knew a guy who was friends with a shoe maker who licked a dogs paw who belonged to a lady who knew another guy who built a hut who saw a lady who was friends with a guy who saw a Robot named EVE who said to the guy that I would be turned to stone twice... In hindsight I should have remembered that earlier." Quentin Trembley then said, "Then we must put off our plans on going to Canterlot!" Twilight sighed, before he said, "And we shall go and make this town as silly as we can!" Discord and Pinkie smiled, and Fluttershy said "I guess that's nice..." Trembley turned to Rainbow Dash, "Double Rainbow pony, go forth and begin pranking everyone who takes a prank nicely! Purple one, use your magic to build a giant sand castle. Pink one, go gather supplies for a party! And omnipotent one, do whatever you want!" Rainbow shrugged, as Pinkie and Discord saluted and ran off. Twilight yelled, "Wait!" but Trembley had already jumped backwards onto Fluttershy, who panicked and ran off. Spike stood up, and asked "Should we stop them?" Twilight sighed, "I don't know anymore..."
Mayor Mare doesn't like random sillyness.Twilight had lost track of Pinkie, Discord, and Quinten Trembley a while ago, and in the mean time was researching for anything that resembled Quinten. She went through every book on odd or mystical creatures, and discovered many things, other than what she was looking for. With a slam of another book, Spike came into Twilight's study room and suggested "Maybe we should check on them. I hear a commotion going on outside." Twilight raised an eyebrow, and heard a crash outside. "Oh no...-_-" she said, before running out the door. Then she was met with a marching band of sorts comprised of Pinkie, Discord, and Quentin Trembley. Fluttershy followed behind unsure of what to do. Pinkie played many instruments at once as she tossed streamers into the air. Discord however duplicated himself 20 times and each was doing a different instrument. The real Discord was putting "I Love Sillyness!" shits on everyone in sight. Quentin was holding a megaphone, how he got that in Equestria, who knows. "All ye ponies listen carefully! We are having a sillyness appreciation day infront of Town Hall! There will be punch, dancing, music, streamers, and SMILE DIP!" Lyra turned to Bon Bon "Smile Dip?! You know what I'm thinking?" Bon Bon sighed, "Lyra, for the last time I don't do that stuff." Lyra shrugged, and watched without a care in the world as Quentin Trembley, a human, with hands, marched by with the band of Discords. Twilight trotted beside Lyra freaking out, "What am I going to do with them?! Don't they know about the Assault Soda ban in Ponyville?!" Lyra shrugged, "I don't know, but in my opinion banning 2 liter soda's and calling them 'Assault Soda's' was a bad idea on Mayor Mares fault." Twilight sighed, "Whatever, I give up, if they end up in jail, get me... Wait, Lyra... did you notice Quentin Trembley?" "Who? The human guy?" asked Lyra. "Yea... Why aren't you obsessing over his hands?" asked Twilight. Lyra instantly crushed her small soda, "DAMN DAG NABBID WHO THE F*** BROUGHT THAT RUMOR THAT I AM OBSESSED WITH HANDS THAT HAS PLAGUED ME SINCE THE THIRD GRADE HERE TO PONYVILLE!?!?!?!?!?!?" Bon Bon looked side to side, and held in a laugh as Lyra went to destroy something. "Hehe, we used to make fun of her for asking a question about hands in third grade." said Bon Bon, "Glad to see I can still mess with her about it." ---------------------------Town Hall--------------------------- Discord had made a whole big party set up appear in 0.3 seconds flat, better than Rainbow Dash ever could. There were tables, decorations, punch, and a whole lot of Smile Dip. Discord then magically teleported everypony in town to the party. Then, Discord made a load of 2-liter soda's appear, and everypony cheered. "I never noticed how awesome Discord is before!" said Pinkie π before eating a pie flavored pie. Quentin then walked up to a booth and tapped on the microphone, "Hello? Is this thing on? I never trusted these things, they say it just amplifies your voice, but for all I know it could be making me say I like Rebecca Black." Everyone in the crowd looked around akwardly, and Quentin continued "Hello! You may be wondering who I am. Well I am here to say, I am sir Quentin Trembley the fourth!" Then the crowd cheered, maniacally. "Yes, I never understood why my name makes everyone cheers, it just does. But put that aside! We have a dire problem! We need more fun in Equestria! Because if we don't have enough fun, Kaka Krabby Patty will take over! That or the Redcoats could come and take all of our Smile Dip!" continued Trembley. The crowd gasped, as Pinkie said "NOT THE SMILE DIP!" Then some random guy asked, "What is in Smile Dip anyway?" Trembley straightened his uniform, "But do not be worried! I am known as the United States of America's silliyest President, and as such I shall make this land even sillier than it ever has been! Now let's start by building a replica of Noah's Ark and sending it to the moon!!!!!" And the crowd goes wild. When suddenly, MAYOR MARE ATTACK! Mayor Mare pushed Quentin Trembly aside as multiple Royal Guards grabbed him, "Sorry folks, but you need to go home. there is an unhealthy amount of assault soda's at this event, and I want to run your lives. So go home and stop having fun!" Discord came up and laughed in the Mayor's face, "What are you going to do? I am Discord, god of chaos!" "Sue you." Discord yelped, and teleported away.
EEEEVIIIILLLLL!!!!!Twilight was only face-hoofing at this point, as she now stood in the crowd outside town hall watching Quentin Trembley become inagaurated as the new Mayor. "And I promise to bring more Fiddlesticks to this land of Equines races!" Spouted Trembley. Twilight just thought to herself, It won't be too bad, right? I mean, this thing just fell from the sky, now it is in charge of our towns government... For all I know he could be Sombra mixed with Chrysalis mixed with Nightmare moon. And he already has Discord following him around... Suddenly, Quentin yelled, "OH FACE-EATING PEANUT BRITTLE! I almost forgot! This nice young pegasus will be our new head of Defense!" Quenting turned and pushed Fluttershy to the stand, who just trembled all trembley infront of Trembley. "FLUTTERSHY!" shouted Rainbow Dash, "Of ALL OF THE PONIES HERE, ESPECIALLY ME, YOU CHOSE HER!?!?" Fluttershy teared up, and Quentin noticed, "Oh no!" he said, running up to the front again, "I understand you are upset double rainbow pony, but don't fret, I have a MUCH better position for you!" Rainbow Dash eyed Quentin, "Okay, what it is?" Quentin replied, "You will be the all ruling unquestioned omnipotent ruler of the Manitores in this area!" Rainbow Dash scratched her head, "Manitores?" Quentin replied, "Manitores!" Rainbow looked around, as some pony coughed, and Derpy made a cameo, "Manitores?" Quentin Trembley decided to define it, "I assume since you are the manilest man here..." Rainbow Dash stopped him there, "i am NOT a colt! I'm a mare!" Quentin Trembley stared at Rainbow Dash as she now floated a a small distance from his face. He then blinked, and cocked his head. "Well there is only ONE way to find out!" he said. Quentin Trembely the Grabbed Rainbow Dash, and shook her around a bit. This resulted in Rainbow Dash confusingly spinning around in the air before falling to the ground. Quentin Trembley then clapped, "So you are a mare!" he then realized something, "I just realized something! I have already fixed a town dilema!!!" Everypony in the crowd cheered, as Carrot Top beside Twilight said "I always wondered, but never bothered to ask what gender she was." Twilight stared in disbelief, and couldn't handle it anymore. She then launched herself infront of Quenting Trembley via magic rocket, and yelled "ENOUGH!" Quentin Trembley replied, "I guess your right, time to retire for the night." and he started walking away. Twilight angrily teleported infront of him, and said "You know what I think?"\ Quentin bluntly answered, "No." Twilight yelled "I THINK YOUR EEEEEVIIIIIIILLL!!!!!" Quentin Trembley gasped, as did the crowd, and he yelled, "PURPLE MAGIC SPARKLY PONY!" Twilight just stared him down as he and the crowd began staring and backing away in terror, "You know what i;m going to do about it?" Quentin Trembely yelled "Look out!" Twilight replied "NO! I'm going to send you to the moon!" Then, Twilight felt something warm touch her shoulder. She turned around, and saw a giant, giant squid, using one tentacle to touch twilight's shoulder, as the rest of it enveloped around the Town Hall. She simply gawked, right before Quentin yanked her away. "RUN! GET TO THE CHOPPA!" he yelled, as he threw Twilight away. Everypony else screamed and ran, as the giant giant squid picked up items such as food carts and baby's sitting around the town hall, and launched them every which way. Discord appeared beside Quentin as he was glariung at the attacker, "Oh dear, I suppose we should do something about that." Quentin Trembley replied, "No, stay right here, I will deal with this!" Twilight stood up, and yelled to Fluttershy, "Come on! we got to go get help!" Fluttershy nodded rapidly, and complied without and arguement. The two began running, before Pinkie Pie stopped them. "Wait!" yelled Pinkie, as she pulled three chairs out of nowhere, and did the same for popcorn. Twilight shook her head, "Pinkie! Not now!" Some pony in the background was crushed under a food cart and howled in pain, and Pinkie replied "But look!" Twilight turned, and saw something amazing. Quentin Tremlbey the jumping across the giant giant squids tentacles, and climbing his way to it's head on top of town hall. He then grabbed on one, and swung up and landed after three flips on top of the Squid. He then pulled a glove from his pocket, and slapped it on the head lightly. The Squid then disintegrated into a ton of cotton candy. Twilight simply gawked again, as some pony behind her yelled "Our new mayor has saved us!!!" Then everypony ran up and gave three cheers for Quentin Trembley, but little did they know, some bad dude was watching from a distance.
It's time for...It was about two hours after the giant squid incident, and Quentin now sat int his office in town Hall pondering the meaning of life. "You know, Charles Darwin should have seen this place, he would have had to try to explain how this works in evolution." said Quentin to himself. Right about then, I think, Discord walked into the room, which is odd considering he usually just appears. Quentin Trembley stood up, "Are you a creationist or evolutionist?!" Discord replied "3.14159265359-" Quentin interrupted him "Alright, you are indeed the real Discord!" Discord shrugged, and said "You have someone who wants to meet you outside." Quentin raised an eyebrow, "Who?" "Some good friends of mine actually, we go back." answered Discord. Quentin turned and looked out the window, and pondered about jellyfish for thirty seconds to look as though he was thinking critically. What? He IS still a politician. "Alright, I shall meet him or her, or possibly alien mutant spider rocket!" said Quentin. Discord replied "Alright!" Discord then opened the door, and then nothing happened, "They were here a second ag-" "HEEELLLLOOOOO NURSE!!!" yelled three beings whom suddenly kissing Quentin Trembley. Discord cringed, thinking about how the shipping would be flooding in on the internet now a days, whilst the three jumpefd off of Quentin. Quentin then stared at the trio, which looked like kids, but were cat/dog/mouse/idon'tknow/ things. One was tall, another shorter, and there was a girl to. "You have managed to confuse me! have an award!" said Quentin, handing each a medal, "Tell me, what are your names?" The two males replied "Were the Warner Brothers!" The girl added "And the Warner sister!" "I'm Yakko!" said the tall one. "I'm Wakko!" said the shorter one wearing a blue shirt. "And I'm Dot, the cute one!" said the girl. Quentin Trembley cocked his head, and replied "Well, I guess it is time to plan the invasion of the Hershey's factory." Discord whispered into Quentin's ear, and he simply gasped, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE NO HERSHEYS IN THIS LAND?!?!" Yakko sat Quentin down and said "Don't worry about it, we brought plenty of Hersheys products with us. We would have brought some Twinkie's too, but... Hostess is closed down." Wakko sobbed as he pulled candy out of a bag, "I just want another snow ball!" before stuffing his face with chocolate bars. Dot patted Wakko's back, "There there, I'm sure some Chinese company will start making and distributing them." Outside, Twilight Sparkle was looking into Trembleys office from the roof of a nearby house. Spike came up beside her and looked at the town hall, and back to her. "Twilight I think your being paranoid..." said Spike. Twilight looked at him, and said "I think I am on to something this time. Look here!" She floated some binoculars to Spike while she looked through her own, "See that? What are those things?" Spike stared through the binoculars at the Warners and Trembley as they appeared to be ranting and entertaining each other, "Uh... cats?" Twilight replied, "I think they are some, bad guys, or something. i mean, look at that! How can somethigg be that cute!" Suddenly, in the office, a bus burst in from nowhere, and the group jumped on, and drove away, leaving no damage. "Uh.... what? Okay, wait no... what?" said Spike staring in confusion. Twilight replied "Evil..."
The recall election!Multiple guards shoved Quentin Trembley, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy into a small room. Suddenly, Mayor Mare turned around in her chair and stared at the trio. "So, you want to make ponyville silly, eh?" said Mayor Mare as she pet a Fluffle Puff. Fluttershy stuttered "I j-just want t-to go home..." Mayor Mare set down the super Fluffly, thing, down. Then she slammed her hoof on the table. "You know, I can label all of you as terrorist and throw you in the town dungeon for as lone as I want!" Said the Mayor. Fluttershy began to cry, and Quentin Trembley stared at her. It made his heard, tear in half. The poor dfensless little pegasus was scared. So, Quentin stood up, and hit Mayor Mare with a GAS POWERED STICK! "You will NEVER make that yellow pony cry again!" Mayor Mare shook her head, "What the? Is that a stick? Those are illegal!" "On the contrary," started Quentin, "it is a GAS POWERED STICK!" He then slapped Mayor Mare's hoof as she tried reaching for the security button. She quickly jerked it back and blew on it, then tried again. The process rinsed and repeated for a few moments before the Mayor exploded. "THAT'S IT!" Yelled Mayor Mare Suddenly, Princess Celestia appeared behind Mayor Mayor with Discord, but the mayor did not notice. "I will Throw you all in the dungeon for eternity!" yelled Mayor Mare as Quentin and Pinkie snickered, "All the silliness will be destroyed! BECAUSE I AM EVIL! MUAHAHAHAHA!! Ha... ha... heh... eh?" Mayor Mare turned around slowly, and smiled sheepishly, "I was, possessed, by a evil.... How long am I going to jail for?" Princess Celestia spoke "Tsk tsk tsk, we can't be having an evil Mayor here. I guess i will put that creature over there I have never seen before in charge. And you, Mayor, will be taken to trial." Princess Celestia disappeared with the Mayor, and Discord said to Quentin "I guess your mayor now!" Quentin picked up Fluttershy, and said, "I am legalizing EVERYTHING! And I am putting yellow pony in charge of defense!" "WHAT?!" shrieked Fluttershy.
