Quentin Trembley Goes to Equestria.

Twilight had lost track of Pinkie, Discord, and Quinten Trembley a while ago, and in the mean time was researching for anything that resembled Quinten. She went through every book on odd or mystical creatures, and discovered many things, other than what she was looking for.

With a slam of another book, Spike came into Twilight's study room and suggested "Maybe we should check on them. I hear a commotion going on outside."

Twilight raised an eyebrow, and heard a crash outside.

"Oh no...-_-" she said, before running out the door.

Then she was met with a marching band of sorts comprised of Pinkie, Discord, and Quentin Trembley. Fluttershy followed behind unsure of what to do.

Pinkie played many instruments at once as she tossed streamers into the air. Discord however duplicated himself 20 times and each was doing a different instrument. The real Discord was putting "I Love Sillyness!" shits on everyone in sight. Quentin was holding a megaphone, how he got that in Equestria, who knows.

"All ye ponies listen carefully! We are having a sillyness appreciation day infront of Town Hall! There will be punch, dancing, music, streamers, and SMILE DIP!"

Lyra turned to Bon Bon "Smile Dip?! You know what I'm thinking?"

Bon Bon sighed, "Lyra, for the last time I don't do that stuff."

Lyra shrugged, and watched without a care in the world as Quentin Trembley, a human, with hands, marched by with the band of Discords.

Twilight trotted beside Lyra freaking out, "What am I going to do with them?! Don't they know about the Assault Soda ban in Ponyville?!"

Lyra shrugged, "I don't know, but in my opinion banning 2 liter soda's and calling them 'Assault Soda's' was a bad idea on Mayor Mares fault."

Twilight sighed, "Whatever, I give up, if they end up in jail, get me... Wait, Lyra... did you notice Quentin Trembley?"

"Who? The human guy?" asked Lyra.

"Yea... Why aren't you obsessing over his hands?" asked Twilight.

Lyra instantly crushed her small soda, "DAMN DAG NABBID WHO THE F*** BROUGHT THAT RUMOR THAT I AM OBSESSED WITH HANDS THAT HAS PLAGUED ME SINCE THE THIRD GRADE HERE TO PONYVILLE!?!?!?!?!?!?"

Bon Bon looked side to side, and held in a laugh as Lyra went to destroy something.

"Hehe, we used to make fun of her for asking a question about hands in third grade." said Bon Bon, "Glad to see I can still mess with her about it."

---------------------------Town Hall---------------------------

Discord had made a whole big party set up appear in 0.3 seconds flat, better than Rainbow Dash ever could. There were tables, decorations, punch, and a whole lot of Smile Dip. Discord then magically teleported everypony in town to the party.

Then, Discord made a load of 2-liter soda's appear, and everypony cheered.

"I never noticed how awesome Discord is before!" said Pinkie π before eating a pie flavored pie.

Quentin then walked up to a booth and tapped on the microphone, "Hello? Is this thing on? I never trusted these things, they say it just amplifies your voice, but for all I know it could be making me say I like Rebecca Black."

Everyone in the crowd looked around akwardly, and Quentin continued "Hello! You may be wondering who I am. Well I am here to say, I am sir Quentin Trembley the fourth!"

Then the crowd cheered, maniacally.

"Yes, I never understood why my name makes everyone cheers, it just does. But put that aside! We have a dire problem! We need more fun in Equestria! Because if we don't have enough fun, Kaka Krabby Patty will take over! That or the Redcoats could come and take all of our Smile Dip!" continued Trembley.

The crowd gasped, as Pinkie said "NOT THE SMILE DIP!"

Then some random guy asked, "What is in Smile Dip anyway?"

Trembley straightened his uniform, "But do not be worried! I am known as the United States of America's silliyest President, and as such I shall make this land even sillier than it ever has been! Now let's start by building a replica of Noah's Ark and sending it to the moon!!!!!"

And the crowd goes wild.

When suddenly, MAYOR MARE ATTACK!

Mayor Mare pushed Quentin Trembly aside as multiple Royal Guards grabbed him, "Sorry folks, but you need to go home. there is an unhealthy amount of assault soda's at this event, and I want to run your lives. So go home and stop having fun!"

Discord came up and laughed in the Mayor's face, "What are you going to do? I am Discord, god of chaos!"

"Sue you."

Discord yelped, and teleported away.