The Means to an End

by High Moon

Prologue

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Today had started like any other day for Twilight and her friends, but as always this day was bound to be like no other. The girls had just begun their weekly get together at the local cafe, but today a certain someone had decided to pay the young mares a visit.

“Hey, Twi, you okay? You spaced out there for a few minutes.” Rainbow Dash asked, mildly worried.

“Oh, me? Oh. No, I'm okay. I'm just thinking.” Twilight Sparkle replied.

“Oh, really? What were ya thinkin' 'bout sugercube?” asked Applejack.

“Yes Twilight, if it kept your attention for so long it must have been truly riveting.” Stated Rarity.

“Yes Twilight.” Fluttershy started meekly, “I'm sure we all want to know what distracted you for so long... that is if you don't mind,” she quickly and quietly added.

“Ya Twi what were you thinking about OOH tell me tell me NO wait don't tell me let me guess Uh... you... want… to throw a party for someone! *gasp* Is it Celestia's birthday today its Celestia's birthday today isn't it OOO what kind of cake should I make her what kind of cake would she like HEY Twilight what kind of cake shou...” Pinkie Pie stated before being cut off by Rainbow Dash shoving a hoof in her mouth.

“ Ya Twi, whatever you were thinking about had to have been big. Otherwise it wouldn't have distracted you for so long.” Remarked Rainbow Dash.

“ I was just thinking... about the past." Twilight began, "I mean think about it... two years ago when I first arrived here, Nightmare Moon came back from a one thousand year exile. Then just last year, Discord broke free. I'm worried that something might happen this year as well.” Twilight said worriedly.

“Hopefully not!” Remarked Rarity. “I have had enough of those ruffians.”

Suddenly a massive wind rushed by, sending Rarity's hat flying... right into the only mud puddle in all of Ponyville that day.

“NOOOO!! MY CHAPAUE!!” Rarity wailed.

“Oh don't worry, my dear. Where you're all are going, you won't need that!” The voice did not seem to be attatched to anyone present, but all of the mane six recognized the terrifyingly familiar voice instantly.

“No... That can't be...” Twilight whispered, an expression of horror on her face.

As soon as she finished speaking, the unmistakable form of Discord materialized right in front of them all.

“Hello again girls. It really has been too long.” Discord said with a sly grin.

“B-b-b-b-b-but th-that's impossible.” A completely flabbergasted and terrified Twilight stammered. “You were sealed away in stone a year ago.”

“Well, yes and no. You see, you sealed my physical body in stone, leave my mind to roam free, and cause havoc. Anywhere but Equis unfortunately. But, during my travels I came across a very special planet, with very special beings. The planet was just teeming with chaos, allowing me to just sit back and get some well needed R&R, so that I could one day come back and rid Equis of order. Too bad for them I guess. Their planet is now a complete shit hole, (Swearing, huh? Up to you, I guess. Not my personal preference.) created by yours truly. Should I explain?... I'll be sending you all there so I don't see why not, you see about 3 or 4 days before that planets equivalent of Hearth's Warming Eve, I decided to cause some havoc of my own. It's been about three months since I did that... I wonder how everypony is doing down there?” Discord silently pondered. “OH WELL! I can't think of anything. But then again why spoil the surprise for you all.”

During Discords rant Applejack and Rainbow Dash were trying to secretly hid Twilight from view so she could contact the Princesses.

“Oh, and Twilight dear, you won’t be able to contact the princesses, because you see, I have already dealt with them.” Discord stated.

Twilight shuddered, “what do you mean by 'dealt with them'?”

***

“You know, dear sister. Being stuck in Discord’s fetish dungeon was bound to be creepy and disturbing.” Stated Princess Luna, “but since when did you do any of this in private? Let alone letting Discord take pictures?” She finished, motioning to the thousands of pictures of a younger princess Celestia in thousands of different sexual poses.

“That was a long time ago, and I was far stupider back then, than now.” Answered Princess Celestia.

“Than what about these?” Luna asked, pointing out some relatively new pictures of Celestia in bondage.

“Dearest sister, do you remember where you sent me, when you first came back from the moon?”Celestia asked slowly.

“No. We were not ourselves sister, we would not remember.”

YOU SENT ME HERE!!!!!"

“…”

“Well? Any more questions?” Celestia asked with an angry smile.

Luna raised her hoof.

“Yes Luna, we are unfortunately powerless here. Any other questions?”

Luna sat there for a few minutes, contemplating whether or not to ask. Then, against her better judgment, slowly raised her hoof.

“Yes Luna?”

“Does he at least make it fun?” She asked tentatively.

Resisting the urge to beat Luna, Celestia face-hoofed so hard an audible crack was heard all the way in Ponyville.

***

“You do not need to know that at this moment.” Discord stated quickly.”Now, seeing as six talking ponies; two being pegasi, two being unicorns, and two being earth ponies; randomly showing up out of nowhere would scare everyone there to half death. Let’s give you all a makeover!!”

Without waiting for the main six to respond, Discord snapped his fingers, causing a clear, yet sparkly, magical aura to engulf them. Slowly they all felt their forms elongate. Where their front hooves were grew hands. Where their back hooves where grew feet. Their tails, horns and wings disappeared. Their muzzles flattened. And in place of their fur was clothing that helped distinguish who they were. Twilight was wearing a lavender long sleeve shirt and dark blue jeans. Fluttershy was wearing a soft yellow turtleneck, and a long skirt the color of her hair. Pinkie Pie was wearing a knee-length pink dress with bright white knee-socks. Rainbow was wearing an old looking cyan t-shirt, and stone washed jeans. Applejack was wearing a unbuttoned plaid overshirt, with a white t-shirt, and a pair of well-worn jeans. And Rarity was wearing a knee-length designer white dress with nylon stockings.

“WHAT IN CELESTIA’S NAME HAVE YOU DONE TO US!?!” Twilight exclaimed, regarding her newly transformed body with bewilderment.

“Oh, nothing.” Discord lazily said. “I just want you all to get a welcome that doesn’t end with you all getting killed, because that would be no fun, not even giving you all a chance to beat me.” Discord chuckled devilishly.

“And what makes you think we would get killed?” Twilight asked slowly, in a very concerned and hesitant.

“Where I’m sending you all is a very dangerous place. Far more dangerous than the Everfree before I tampered with it, and even more dangerous than after.” Discord recalled, “ too bad for you all I guess… Oh and don’t worry I've already sent a good word for you all."

And with that Discord snapped his fingers, once again surrounding them in the clear, sparkly magical aura.

“TTFN,” Discord said while waving good bye, “TA TA FOR NOW.”

And with that the Mane Six disappeared.

“… Too bad… I sort of liked the pink one.” Discord said with a hint of remorse. “OH WELL, better start entertaining my guests.” And with that he teleported away to do Celestia knows what to Luna and Celestia.


Author's Note

Hello, this is my first story and while the prologue is a little fast paced, I would like to say that the rest of the story is a little more slowed down. Please don't be too hard on me (even though I will more than just ignore negative comments). And please, if you hit the dislike button leave a comment saying why you dislike the story. It doesn't matter to me what it is, but I would like to know what other readers and writers like. Please report any mistakes missed my Editor and myself.

Thank you :pinkiehappy:

Sincerely

Invisible Blade

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