Ponies and Fusion

by PegaStruckByLightning

Rating: everyone
Tags: Discord, Crossover, Human, Main 6, Changelings, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Queen Chrysalis, Mare Do Well
Length: 3025

Twilight has blundered in a spell, forcing two kids into the ponyverse. However, they have something up their sleeves that will bring confusion to the purple mare and her friends.

A simple spell gone wrong sends a purple-haired kid and another with unkempt black hair, into the ponyverse. These two have something to show any ponies there. To put it bluntly, it is a simple dance with either marvelous or catastrophic results, depending on the execution.

Setting in the Ponyverse, with Trunks Briefs and Son Goten as visitors(from DBZ)

Published 2013-01-29 11:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-01-30 02:29:31 UTC

Goten and Trunks? What weird manes you got.

Twilight concentrated hard. "Got to open this titanium box....." She thought of hard things like diamonds.
"Grrrrrrr....." But she pushed too far. Her horn burst out an array of uncontrollable magic. She worked herself up and regained composure. "What the hay?" She stood in surprise as a ten-year-old boy and a eleven-year-old boy lay in front of her.

"Owww. That hurts!" the boy wearing martial arts uniform cried. The other boy, who wore casuals, replied with a "Quit being a baby, it didn't hurt that bad."

"But you're standing on top of me, Trunks!" he cried once more. Trunks, the older one, while getting off of Goten, sighed. "Unbelievable, Goten. You're almost as powerful as me and you say that hurts."

"Wow, you're a fascinating bunch." Twilight interrupted the two children. This caught Trunks by surprise.

"OUWWWAAAHAHAAH! A TALKING HORSE!" Trunks cried.

Goten said, "No, silly. She's a pony!" "How do you know?" The boy brandishing the Capsule Corp logo asked. "Because horses are really tall and we can't ride horses, remember?" Then, Goten talked about the time when they went with Videl to the race track. "No, I mean how do you know it's a girl?" Trunks asked again.

"Excuse me. I would like to introduce myself. My name is Twilight Sparkle. Mind if I ask, who you are?" Twilight, having finally used up every drop of patience, interrupted the childrens' random conversation.

"I'm Trunks. This is Goten." Trunks answered.

The mulberry unicorn, thinking that the younger one's hair is kinda goofy, commented, "What weird manes you got." This statement made the oblivious Goten ask Trunks. "Trunks, what's a mane?"

"I don't wanna know." Trunks answered. Twiliight, still curious, asked, "Okay, sorry to ask, but what are you?"

"We're Hybrids!" Trunks said. "Half Saiyan, half human!" Goten added. This made Twilight smile. "Humans? As in these kind?" She excitedly brought out a portrait of 'El Salsafiore'. "Sure, why not?" Trunks sarcastically replied.

"Hey, Twilight. We have something to show you." Goten said.

"Wait, what?" Trunks asked.

"Fusion!" the younger said.

"Wow!" Twilight, excited to see it, trotted around Ponyville to call her friends Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Fluttershy.

Author's Note

Comment PLS! If it's not that funny, tell me why, and where I could improve. Thanks for reading!

The Fusion Dance

The five other mares were astonished to see not one, but two humanoid critters! They all flocked to the pair, but Fluttershy decided to stare Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash off. The four were scared.

"Those eyes!" Applejack gulped.

"Oh, the suspense!" Rarity fainted.

"Ooh, swirly stuff, oh! It's like cotton candy! Reminds me of my hair! All inflated like a cloud! Hey, remember when the six of us went to Cloudsdale? It was like, when Dashy performed the Sonic Rainboom! Everything was like, zip! zap! zoom!" Pinkie Pie said as she performed an unbelievable feat. She nullified the Stare.

"Oh, mama." Rainbow Dash said.

"RAINBOW!" Twilight shouted, snapping Rainbow Dash out of the Stare. Rainbow Dash, embarassed, explained, "Can't help it, I'm attracted to the Stare. Shy does it to me every sleepover night. Right?" She turned to Fluttershy, who was now ridden by Goten. "Weeeeee!"

The yellow mare nodded.

"Ohh, sorry, Rainbow." Twilight said. Rarity, having regained consciousness, was met with a glaring Trunks. "Hey, miss. You remind me of my mom." Rarity, taken aback by the statement, asked, "Really now?" Trunks nodded.

Pinkie Pie, remembering something, said, "Hey, I thought you were gonna show us something cool!" Applejack seconded the motion with "'Ah believe 'ah was told the same thing!"

"Okay, okay!" Trunks said as he got into position. "Hey Goten!"

Goten hurriedly got off of Fluttershy and into position.

"The key here, is to visualize two rivers flowing towards each other that get closer as they approach each other, then converge at two single points; the points collapse under the pressure and the two rivers flow into each other, becoming one." Trunks summarized.

"Okay! Let's do it!" Goten said.

"Fuuuuuuu........"

"sionnnnnn......."

"haa!"

A blinding flash of light emanated from the place where Goten and Trunks' fingertips collided, and it faded.

"Ba-dadada! Gotenks is here!" the fusion warrior finalized with a ridiculous pose. 'Gohan is rubbing off on me.'

The six mares were astonished.

"Wow!" Twilight and Fluttershy said.

"Amazing!" Rarity and Pinkie Pie added.

"We wanna try!" Applejack and Rainbow Dash bursted.

"Uhh, really?" Gotenks asked in amazement and confusion. He never expected anypony to want to try fusion.

In reply, the cowpony and daredevil simultaneously stared at the fusion warrior with the fiery eyes of determination.

"Okay! Let's do it! Remember the execution?" The fusion warrior asked.

"Uh, yeah?" Applejack answered.

"Sorta?" Rainbow Dash added.

"Good. Now, AJ stand here, then RD stand here." Gotenks placed the two eager mares into place.

"Okay, now remember what Trunks said! Two rivers flowing towards each other, converge at two single points, then collapse and flow into one. Got it?" Gotenks hollered from afar, standing beside the other mares.

"Aright!" Applejack hollered back.

"Sure, okay!" Rainbow Dash added.

"Fuuuuuuu........"

"sionnnnnn......."

"haa!"

Gotenks crossed his fingers. Fluttershy hugged Pinkie and Rarity hugged Twilight, while saying, "I can't look!" About thirty minutes later, the flash faded, revealing a sickly skinny pony, with a lime coat , olive yellow hair with a couple of streaks of red, orange, gold, green, indigo, and violet. She was so thin and sickly that she could not even speak due to her state.

"Darn." Gotenks said. "We'll have to wait for thirty minutes for them to time out."

Despite Gotenks' suggestion, Pinkie, Rarity and Fluttershy trotted to tend to the sickly thin fusion pony.

Twilight, ever curious, asked Gotenks. "So, what will the fusion be called?" The fusion pre-teen chuckled and said, "Apple Dash. Hopefully, if it's a success, she could take down an entire army by blinking."

"It's that powerful?" Twilight gasped. 'This fusion technique, if used right, could have dealt with Discord, the Changelings, and King Sombra all by itself!' she thought to herself.

"This rivals the Elements of Harmony in terms of power!" Twilight exclaimed so loud it reached the other mares. "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?" The three mares shouted. Skinny Apple Dash only had strength to widen her eyes in shock.

Then after a half-hour passed, Gotenks and Apple Dash's fusions timed out.

"Yeah! Time out!" Trunks said. "I can be myself again!" Goten decided to strip and dive into the nearby river. Applejack was confused. "Why did we end up skinnier then a dried up tree in the middle of a desert?" Rainbow Dash added, "Yeah, why did we suck?" The studious unicorn had the answer. "You weren't in a completely straight line, and Applejack's hooves weren't straight enough."

"Let's try again?" Applejack asked.

"Sure." Dash nodded.

The purple-haired eleven-year-old, afraid to say this, said, "Sorry. You can't fuse right after you un-fuse. You have to wait the recharge time of thirty minutes." The two fusee mares were mad. "Aww darn it!" Applejack said, kicking the dust off of the ground. "Nuts!" Rainbow Dash sat with a disappointed 'humf'.

"Don't worry, Dashy. I'll wait with you." Fluttershy sat down beside Rainbow Dash and hugged her.

"Yeah, Dashy! Me too!" Pinkie Pie patted Rainbow on the wings.

"Don't worry, y'all. It's just a lil' hour." Applejack smiled and helped Rainbow Dash up.

Rarity, still dogged by Trunks, and his endless calling her 'mom', exclaimed, "Hey, gals! I think I broke him using my radiance." causing Rainbow Dash's wings to extend and Applejack finalizing with a facepalm.

"Uhh, what happened?" Goten asked, putting on his clothes and drying himself up.

"No, nothing." Twilight patted the oblivious ten-year-old on his head.

Author's Note

Sorry, Rarity! Trunks thinks you're Bulma! And, maybe, if the Elements of Harmony AND the Fusion technique were combined, it could send an enemy past the moon! Now, who would fuse? Big Mac and the Doctor, perhaps?

A Hero Gone Rogue

The night passed on. Goten, decided to sleep at Fluttershy's, since it reminded him a bit of his home back at East District. Trunks, went to sleep at Carousel Boutique, still in the delusion that Rarity is his mom. Everything else went on smoothly through the night.

The next day, news was heard of Mare Do Well's recent appearances, but this time, she was robbing the whole town. The six mares took it upon themselves to stop her. But, it appeared that they were powerless to stop her, as she toppled them with only a sneeze.

"Looks like someone has her potential unlocked." Gotenks said. Twilight was surprised. "When did you fuse?"

"So I could withstand the impact of her sneeze attack." the fusion warrior answered. "It did sting a bit. That aside, there were some odd things about that mare."

"What?" Twilight asked. Gotenks made a gesture similar to holding some earrings. The mulberry unicorn was confused. "What?" The fusion warrior groaned.

"SHE WORE EARRINGS! NOT JUST EARRINGS, POTARA EARRINGS!!!"

"Potara earrings?"

"Sorry for shouting. Potara earrings are earrings worn by the Kais, they can fuse two beings together. All you need to do is put one on one ear, and your partner put the other on the opposite side ear. That's it. But, the fusion lasts, forever."

"Forever? That's no turning back, huh?"

"Unless something that pure be put in something teeming with evil."

"Like a Changeling's kiss?" Twilight said. "That sounds pretty evil."

"Worth a shot to un-fuse Mare Do Well, whoever is behind that mask."

Just then, something caught their attention.

"FUUUUU.................."

"SIONNNN................."

"HAAAAAA!!!"

A blinding flash of light shone bright. Then as quickly as it started, it also faded.

"I am neither Applejack nor Rainbow Dash! I am Apple Dash! It's over, Mare Do Well, I've come for you!" Applejack and Rainbow Dash have successfully fused into a powerful mare.

Apple Dash stretched her wings.

"Three, two one, HA! I SEE YOU!" She sped off, flying towards Mare Do Well, who was galloping through the Everfree Forest. "Hey, AD!"

"Who?"

"It's me, Twilight! Listen. Lure Mare Do Well to the Cave of Infinite Portals. Find the black portal to send her to the Changelings."

"Got it." Apple Dash, despite her fusees not being the sharpest knives in the drawer, thought of a plan. "Hey, Mare!" That got Mare's attention. Apple Dash wiggled her butt in front of Mare's sights. "Look! Free butt kick! I know you want to!" Mare's ears fumed out a puff of smoke in a catoonish manner, and her eyes turned red.

"Uh oh. Hey! Race me to the black portal in that cave!" Apple Dash pointed at the Cave of infinite Portals. Mare simply nodded.

With a blink of an eyes, Mare Do Well and Apple Dash zoomed through the trees. They plummeted into the Cave of Infinite Portals, and into the Changeling Portal. The lair looked like a city, but for changelings. Apple Dash, played a cruel trick. An unsuspecting female Changeling. Mare Do Well. A hundred miles per hour. Apple Dash took off Mare's mask.

"Kissy kissy!"

A moment in time, they say. All it takes. Apple Dash took off the earrings. The Mare split into two beings. The female Changeling was surprised.

"MISTRESS?"
So was Apple Dash.

"Trixie?"
Unbelievable! Trixie and Chrysalis! Used the Earrings! Disguised as Mare Do Well! Wow!

"Trixie? Chrysalis? Explain yourselves!" The confused fusion mare asked. Chrysalis sighed. "One day, I found some beautiful earrings. I put them on. Later that day, a certain unicorn stumbled upon here. She took one earring using magic, she thought, it gave me my power. Then the earrings pulled us together. Uh, why do I have to say this? Thank you for separating us."

"Same here. Thanks, fusion pony." Trixie added. Then there was a flash of light, and a portal opened. Out came an Alicorn, with white hair, gold eyes, amber gray skin and a masonic eye for a cutie mark.

"Discord. You finally let your soft side take over, weenie?" Chrysalis growled.

However, the usual chaotic nature of Discord, was not present in this pony. This was he, but he felt different. "Go, Apple Dash, take Trixie and go!" he said with a deep, sturdy voice. "I'll hold her off! GO NOW!"

"Alright, what about you?" Apple Dash asked.

Discord smiled. "I'll find my way out, let's see if I still have a drop of chaos in me." Apple Dash did as he said, and took Trixie through the portal.

"See ya!" Discord jumped through the portal as it closed. Chrysalis gave chase, but the portal slammed shut. "DARN YOU, DRACONEQUUS!"

"Not anymore. I'm an Alicorn now." Discord hollered as he landed majestically in front of Apple Dash who timed out.

"I guess Fluttershy was right about you." Applejack said.

"I never expected you to turn into an Alicorn!" Rainbow Dash said. "But I trusted Fluttershy, in the first place, too!"

"Gaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!" Trixie and Discord commented.

"SHUT UP!" Rainbow Dash flushed as red as part of her mane.

Author's Note

Okay, this is the last. Gotta keep it short cause I gotta continue my other story. YES, DISCORD IS NOW AN ALICORN. He's been purified after his reform! Thanks for reading! Oh, and comment! Does everyone good when expressing feeliings, but keep it subtle.

Epilogue: Return Home

The next day, the two kids decide to go home. They went to the library to ask Twilight for a portal.

"Sorry, boys." the mulberry unicorn said. "I opened the portal that got you here by accident. So I am pretty oblivious on how to do that spell."

"Thanks anyway," said Trunks. "Hey, where's Goten?"

Goten didn't really go with Trunks, instead he went with Discord.

"So, mister? You were a bad guy before?" the ten-year-old asked.

"Yes. I used to spread chaos and disarray everywhere. But Fluttershy gave me a second chance." the once-draconequus said. "After that, I ran into this, 'incident' which actually purified me further! From a mean, chaotic draconequus to a nice, upstanding Alicorn. The Princess was happy at the news, and I was granted a new job."

"Wow! But?"

"Yes?"

"What's a dradoneqwus?"

"Draconequus. Head of a pony, body of all sorts of other things. Gruesome, if you ask me." He said as he shuddered at his old self and its crimes.

"It's evil?" the boy asked again. Discord nodded. "Now, as a true-blue bona-fide pony, I can atone for the chaos by maintaining some order. Only some, as too much of a good thing can be bad."

"Do other ponies have that kind of job?" Goten asked.

"Not exactly. There is one Pegasus with an unusual cutie mark. Think of an evil skull. letting out a single tear. I guess he's supposed to--"

"Hey, Goten! Where did you go?" Trunks interrupted. "I was looking everywhere for you!"

"Why?" the younger boy asked.

"Because I found a way for us to go home!" the older boy said. Goten, saddened, cried, "BUT I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE!"

"What about your dad, your big brother, and your mom?" Trunks asked. "Don't worry, we'll use the Dragon Balls to wish us a secret portal so we can visit!"

"Wow, we can do that?"

"Ugh."

Discord suddenly caught glimpse of a sleeping cyan mare, on top of a cloud. The Alicorn, having retained some of his old form's mischievous nature, crept up at the cloud.

"OH NO! A METEOR CRASHED INTO PONYVILLE! KABOOM! APPLE ACRES HAS EXPLODED! RARITY FAINTED! PINKIE SUDDENLY BECAME RATIONAL! NOW THERE'S A FIRE REACHING FLUTTERSHY'S COTTAGE! THE AGONY OF THE PONIES OH MY!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" the cyan mare woke up. "Is Fluttershy okay? Is--"

"And kids, that is how ponies fall in love!" Discord brought Trunks and Goten to see a tomato-red Rainbow Dash.

"Yuck, I'm never gonna grow up." Trunks said.

"Is Rainbow bleeding?" Goten asked.

"Salutations. I believe your name is Trunks?" a voice asked.

Trunks turned around to see a tall, majestic Alicorn mare. "I'm Princess Celestia." she said.

"WOW! So you're who Twilight thought who could open a portal for us! Thanks, princess!" He joyfully shook Princess Celestia's hoof.

"Where is your friend?" The kind ruler asked.

"He's there, with Discord." Trunks pointed. "Hey Goten! Somepony wants to meet you!"

"Wheee! Hi there, my name is Goten." the ten-year-old asked.

"Princess..." Discord and Rainbow Dash stopped from their bickering to bow to the Princess.

"Well, I'm Princess Celestia, Goten." She planted a kiss on the ten-year-old's forehead. "I'll open you a portal to take you home."

"Thank you, Princess." The younger boy made the Princess chuckle. As she opened the portal without effort, she bade farewell to the interesting visitors.

"Take care, boys."

"Bye, Princess!" Trunks said.

"We'll never forget you!" Goten cried. "Tell the others we said goodbye!"

"Sure, bye!" Rainbow Dash added.

"Here, a forget-us-not for both of you!" Discord levitated two feathers to the boys. The two took the feathers happily, and jumped through the portal. It closed afterwards.

The Princess asked Diiscord, "Where did you get those feathers?"

"Your wings." the smaller Alicorn replied. He turned to Rainbow Dash and said, "Fluttercrush!" which aggravated the cyan Pegasus. Rainbow chased the reformed pony around the Princess, who didn't mind giving two feathers to two boys.

Trunks and Goten made it back to the Briefs house.

"Looks like no one noticed us gone." Trunks whispered.

"Hello there, son." a commanding voice said.

"Heheheh, hey Dad." the boy said. Of all people to notice their absence, it had to be the Prince of all Saiyans. "Kakarot, I found your son as well." Vegeta said through the phone. Minutes later, a large amount of energy was felt.

"Uh oh, it's your dad." Trunks told Goten.

But it wasn't. It was Gohan.

"Where have you been?" the adolescent hybrid asked.

"You won't believe us anyway!" Goten said.

Author's Note

Heheheh, I forgot to write how they got home. But here it is, hope you enjoy! Sorry for the cliffhanger.