“MAMA MIA!”

The executor was the only one to wake up, really not the bucked up version made by our everyday zergy. He looks at the drooling hydralisk, who is blushing faintly, and has a forehead heating up.

He smiles like the masochist he is. He looks around for any “lethal” objects to prank on the unlucky zerg larva. He finds the perfect candidate, a pristine and sharp looking mirror just by the end of the hall.

He then proceeds to unhinge the darn thang from the wall, and stands it by the unconscious hydralisk. “This is going to be rad.” his glowing eyes were showing the great happiness that is about to come. He waits for a good five minutes, before pushing the mirror, and walking by whistling a happy tune.

At a far distance, he could hear the satisfying breaking of glass, and looks behind him to see a very beautiful sight. The great anatomy of zergs splattered on display, underneath a now maroon red carpet. He then cups his ears, or something similar to ears, and listen attentively to the silence of the corridor.

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“MY SPINE!” shouted a muffled cry from a nearby area. The executor smiles, or attempts to, and hurries off towards a nearby dining hall were the famous “Liquor floor” is located.

The executor has completed his objective of finding the all mighty “liquor floor” and is now proceeding to drink a cup of moonshine from the nearby alicorn. Said drinker has now performed a defense stance, protecting her precious load of poisoned liquid and spiked punch; she is obviously insane.

“Oh great beast, I declare that your precious liquor a delicacy to my kin. I will now henceforth defeat you for thine poison to entertain my fellow brothers and sisters!” the executor said, making the dark alicorn snort a puff cloud. “WAKE UP YOU FOOL!” shouted the alicorn, making him jump back up to reality.

Author's Note

Zerg still best race... By the way, any of you have any idea why this isn't in any SC related groups, or even a crossover group... I'm pretty confused... 400+ views and still no adds... I FEEL WORTHLESS!!!