War is a blurry topic in this day and age. Hippies think it's good for nothing. Kids think it's fought by a few snarky loose cannons with trick-shot abilities. Republicans think it's a good aphrodisiac. But the soldiers know: it's boring as hell.
There are enough stories exaggerating war. This is the story of a brave unit's realistic day on the front lines: sitting, talking, and sleeping.
Oh yeah, there are ponies too.
*Mature for much cursing and sexual innuendo.*