Reformation Stuff

Chapters

The Head Start of this Adventure is Tailing up
Pranking Day, Keep your Legs strong
Some devious plan, Alicorn.
Canterlot, don't you mean Jim Houseman?
A Game of Cards
How an annoying Alicorn child Works
Time And Relative Dimension In Space

The Head Start of this Adventure is Tailing up

The train stopped at the Manehatten train station.

"Talk about 'surprise me', seriously." Discord said as he went outside the car. Luckily for him, the Princess announced his reformation, so that means no one will run away upon seeing him. At least. The bored draconequus looked right and left. He could not find what he was searching for. A ray of good energies. But he knew what to do. "Roam the town without showing hint of your aims!"

But then, after three minutes, he stopped.

He found somepony. An amaranth-maned gamboge filly wearing a red cape. The filly was leading a group of colts and fillies who had no cutie marks yet. That was so because she had no cutie mark too. The spirit of chaos was intrigued. He approached the group.

"Hey, little colts and fillies! What are you up to?" he asked.

"We're gonna jump off that pedestal and survive!" one said.

"Maybe we'll get a lemming for a cutie mark!" another added.

"A lemming? But don't they--WAIT!" Discord shouted.

However, two things prevented him from doing something. One, was that the foals were already up the pedestal. Second, his tail started to hurt. As he looked behind, not just as 'I can't look' gesture but also to check his tail. It was receding into his flanks. "Uh oh." He zipped to the landing spot and provided himself as a makeshift cushion for the plummeting foals.

Ouch. And by that, he meant a whole parking lot of ouch.

The chaos creature was relieved to see the foals okay. Thrilled to see one earn her cutie mark, which was thankfully not a lemming but a parachute, for the blanket she always carried made a good parachute. "In retrospect, my folks were wrong for scolding me for bringing blankie everywhere!" she said to herself.

The filly with a cape, Babs Seed, approached the downed draconequus. "Hey, sorry about incon, uh incun, um--"

"Inconveniencing me? Nah, it's okay." Discord interrupted. Babs pointed at his head and said, "Good, cause I didn't know you had white hair." She turned to the others and said, "Now that Skydive has graduated, we must go and find our cutie marks! Now, what do we do now?" she finished somewhat heroically.

One colt with a red and blue streak on his mane raised his hand. "Yes, Double Strike?"

"We could do a marathon!" One filly protested, "So what?" Double Strike added, "Blindfolded!"

All the other foals said 'ooooooooooh.' Babs knew where to go. "Hey, lets thank mister over here for cushioning our impact!"

All the foals said in sync, "Thank you, mister!" and left.

"White hair?" Discord said to himself. "I don't have--" He was shocked when he looked into a puddle. His head was more of a young pony's than an old horse's, his eyes were yellow with white whites and his tail was a pony's tail, all long with hair! He was also pissed. "Is this some kind of cruel joke? JUST BECAUSE I'M CHILDISH DOESN'T MEAN MY BODY HAS TO BE A YOUNG COLT'S!!!!!!"

Discord checked in to a nearby hotel. He purchased some apple cider from a stall. "Thanks for the discount." he said. "Nah, you were a pretty good negotiator," said the vendor, "even though that's Apple family cider, and not that Flim Flam rubbish." The draconequus' eyes widened. "Did you say Apple family?" he asked. "Eeyup, that's what that big Apple stallion keeps on saying. He's as red as an apple. Now what was his name, MacBook Pro? iOS 5? Steve--"

"Big Macintosh." Discord whispered. "Aha, that was it! Yessiree." the vendor said. "He almost always delivers apples here to Manehatten. Sometimes his sister, with a cowpony hat!" he added.

"Here's exact price for a quart of that stuff." Discord took out all his money, ran to the desk to cancel his check-in, and waited for the refund. Then, he took the refund, and the cider, and rode the train to Ponyville.

"I can't believe I forgot that place! I should go back!" he said to himself.

Author's Note

Please comment!

Pranking Day, Keep your Legs strong

It was Pranking Day in Ponyville, as Pinkie Pie declared. At that moment, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Applejack were up to no good. Pies were flying around the town. How did three non-unicorns manage to enchant pies?

"Thanks to Zecora's Follow Everywhere Potion!" the pink mare exclaimed. "Follows a moving pony until it hits!" Applejack added. "Remind me to kiss Zecora when I see her, she is so coool!" Rainbow Dash said. "Uh, Rainbow, we're pranking, not filly-fooling." the cowpony said. Rainbow Dash, annoyed, grumbled something inaudible.

Every other pony present got plastered. Rarity, after getting hit by pie for the umpteenth time, fell into a rage and started chasing unsuspecting ponies. Twiligght Sparkle, made a book fort on-the-spot to shield her and her studying. The Cutie Mark Crusaders, decide to deflect some pies; either they failed or fled. Spike decided to eat the gem pie that hit him only to get hit by another.

Big McIntosh also got plastered, and smashed an apple into AJ's snout. "Mmm...delish!" Revenge failed. The Doctor, hid in his police box. Derpy, and her Derpy Aura, were deflecting all the pies after being hit once. Bon Bon, who got piefaced, hugged Lyra Heartstrings for comfort. Lyra got plastered as well. Fluttershy, who has just finished buying Angel's favorite vegetables for his salad, was in danger of being hit.

That is, until, a draconequus who was here before, approached Fluttershy. "Hey, what'cha buying?"

"Oh, just vegetables for Angel Bunny, what brings you back?" the yellow Pegasus asked. "Is it the six of us?"

"Yeah, I was wondering if you had this effect on me, what about the others?" Discord said, still not taking notice of three mares throwing pies at him. "Okay, see you!"

"Sure!" Fluttershy trotted to her cottage. Discord turned around only for his other side to be completely plastered by pie. "Jeez, Louise. It's Pie day already?" he asked. Applejack's eyes widened. "Discord?" Rainbow Dash, not believing his rival, said, "Discord doesn't have a pony tail, nor a mane. And he does not have a unicorn horn."

"A UNICORN HORN?!?!?!?!?" he said as he grabbed a mirror that Pinkie handed over. "Thanks, by the way." Rainbow Dash was right. "What the heclair? I'm changing, and I'm confused." Applejack took a better look at Discord as he cleaned himself up. "And he looks more of a pony, too. Not snaky anymore." Applejack added. "Man, Fluttershy sure has something about her." Rainbow Dash said, her cheeks turning pink. "I've known her for a long time. Yet, I still don't get this feeling that I need to be with her."

"Looks like somepony's in love. Is my discord power still present, because they're both fillies." He asked Pinkie and Applejack.
"Uh, I dunno, she never told us about it. Wait, are you even tellin' the truth about this?" Applejack asked, confused.
Pinkie Pie, whose tail twitched and signaled the fall of a polygraph, "Where did that come from?" was in Applejack's eyes, and they hooked the transforming draconequus up.
"Are you telling the truth?" Applejack asked.
"Yeah. I mean, look at what she's drawing with that stick?" Discord pointed, his rear legs slowly turning into hooves. Pinkie Pie hopped to Rainbow Dash, looked at her business, and hopped to Discord. "Dashy's drawing Flutters' cutie mark!" Applejack was shocked. "Sorry there, I wasn't used to you tellin' the truth. 'Member when you tricked me to lie?" Discord had a flashback of that time where he tricked Applejack as a pile of apples.
"Oh yeah, the curse! I totally forgot!" the three-fifths pony said.
"What now?" Applejack asked. Discord quickly asked, "Quick, who's Fluttershy's close friends?"
"Rarity, and Twilight. They to go to the spa together all the time." Pinkie replied.
Discord had a deviously smart plan. "Lull RD to sleep."

Author's Note

Like I said before, please say sumthin! Anypony wanna speak?

Some devious plan, Alicorn.

Rainbow Dash woke up from a blinding flash of light, and hearing weird machinery. "Where am I, Twilight Sparkle's basement?" she asked. The bookworm unicorn, upon hearing this, flipped. "WHY IS IT THAT EVERYONE THINKS MY BASEMENT IS A MAD SCIENTIST'S LABORATORY?!?!?!?" Her ears fumed with comical puffs of steam.
"That's because, it looks like one." Discord interrupted. "But for me, it's more like a picker's collection of stuff, ready for picking. This for thirty bits?" He ended up getting his head smashed on by a pot.
"So, y'all gonna help me suss sumthin' out of RD or what?" Applejack asked. Spike, clearly uninterested, said, "Wake me up when there are gems." and he went to his bed.
"Oh, right." Rarity said. She prepared her horn to levitate something gruesome even for Rainbow's guts. She even prepared her own evil smile. Almost to the gruesome thing made solely for Dash. Until, she hit a snag. "Uh, what are we going to suss out?"
"Who she likes, silly!" Pinkie Pie said as she jumped on and on. "We've got a pretty good idea who!" She bent toward Rarity, and whispered who they suspected. Rarity, upon hearing this, stood up firm. "Then, what am I doing here? We gotta ask Fluttershy about her prince charming! Come on, Twilight!" She dragged Twilight Sparkle along. "Why me?" Rarity facehoofed. "Discord, would you be a dear and port us to Fluttershy?"
The two-thirds pony agreed. "Done, and done." The unicorns disappeared.
"More like 'Prince ten-seconds-flat.'" Applejack added.
"WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?" Rainbow seemed to be breaking up a bit.
"It means you're feeling butterflies in your gut every time you see a certain critter caretaker!" Pinkie Pie, subtly obscured the main message at the same time making the oblivious Pegasus catch an idea of their aim. To start the show, Applejack wore a long pink wig and held a stuffed bunny, plus for good measure, Discord used his newfound unicorn powers to give Rainbow a delusional sight of things.

In Dash's point of view

"Okay, miss, uh Dash. Who do you see?" Discord dressed as a doctor asked. He whispered to Applejack, 'Come on here!'
"Uh, okay."
"Fluttershy? When did you get here?" Rainbow asked.
"Angel, is your leg okay?" the critter caretaker asked. "Oh, good day, mister." She waved at a pink pony wearing Groucho Glasses.
"Pinkie?" the daredevil asked. But the pony said, "My name is Groucho. Seriously, just because I have a pink coloration does not mean I'm Pinkie..." and he trotted off.
"Oh. So it wasn't Pinkie. Hey Doc, what the hay is that?" Rainbow gasped at the needle.
"It's to relax your tense muscles." he said.
"But my muscles aren't that tense--what is this?" She wondered at the magazine sprawled at the ground. It was one of the magazines printed when Photo Finish took Fluttershy as her model. Rainbow's composure shifted to one similar to a creature looking for a ring. "Ours! Get back, you! Back, I say! Our precious! Not yours!"
"Show's over." Doctor Discord said.

Not anymore

"So, you do like...Fluttershy?" Applejack said teasingly as they went outside the library.
"NOO.....yes." The pegasus said as she stretched her whole body. "But don't tell anyone! I swear, if you do, I'll--"
KA-BONG
"Our work is done." Discord said.
"Uh, sumthin' happened to yer wings." Applejack said. Pinkie brought out a mirror. "Hey, they're the same now! And grayish, too, like your coat."
"NOW ALL I HAVE LEFT IS MY OWN TWO HANDS!" The now three-fourths pony said to himself. "I was aiming to be a good spirit! Now, I'm--smaller? I'm as tall as, uhh, who could---"
"YAY! CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS! BOY SCOUTS!" Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle made a good entrance.
"Cutie...mark...Hey! I saw a filly wearing a cape just like you gals are! In Manehatten, she was. Leading a group of blank foals! But she had crazier stuff on her mind. They were gonna earn their cutie marks as lemmings!"
"So Babs is doing a swell job, huh?" Apple Bloom asked.
The three-fourths pony facepawed. "Sure, why not?" He turned to Applejack and whispered to her the whole shebang. The cowpony just laughed. "Cutie Mark Crusaders do that stuff all the time!"
This left the three-fourths pony in shock. "Why, when I ruled Equestria, this never happened."
"That's because everything was chaos." Sweetie Belle added. "Miss Cheerilee talked about it during school."
"School...school school schoo-- AHA! School's done, right?" Discord asked.
"Nope, we got to get back or miss Cherrilee's gonna flip."
Discord, once again, hatched another brilliant plan. "Applejack, shouldn't you be at Sweet Apple Acres right about now?" he winked. "And, Pinkie, can you throw a party for....." He whispered the other parts into Pinkie's ear. The pink mare jumped up with glee. "Okie-dokie-lokie, D!" And she trotted off.
"Rainbow, the sky needs some blue pegasus to sleep on the clouds." Discord said. Rainbow Dash happily flew to the yellow cumulus cloud and slept on it. "Sleeping on the yellow cloud instead of the other colors...I knew it." Discord chuckled.

Let the plan commence!

Pinkie Pie and Discord sat down in wait. Twilight led Fluttershy to the spot, and then faked her leave. "Hey, we got some good news and bad news! Shy told Rarity and me that uh, her infatuation is solely focused on the female equus. But she dared not say who the fortunate lady was."
Discord, who, like the CMC, would not understand a word Twilight said, asked, "Huh?" Pinkie interrupted. "She meant that Fluttershy's crushing on a mare but she won't tell who it is!" Pinkie suddenly remembered. "That's cause she Pinkie Promised not to tell anyone who she liked until she confessed to that lucky mare!"
"Let's just hope it's Rainbow Dash." Discord peered through the telescope. "YEAH, WE HIT JACKPOT! Looky here!" He jinxed the telescope so it could be used by two ponies.
"As the crazy RD fangirl would say, 'I bucking ship it!' Hehehe!" Pinkie and Twilight peered through the double telescope. They caught glimpse of a longing Fluttershy arranging flowers of colors into what seems to be Rainbow Dash's cutie mark. Then, after two minutes flat, Rainbow Dash arrived.
Both pegasi were shocked.
"'Shy?"
"Dash?"

There was an awkward silence. The bush where the three culprits hid in, was joined by three fillies and an owl.
"Hey, school's over, how's it going, Pinkie?" Sweetie Belle said as she squeezed in. "Are you really Discord? Cause you look smaller first hoof." Scootaloo said. "Hey, he's a blank too! Wanna join the Crusaders?" Apple Bloom asked.
"If I turn into a full pony." Discord said, completely uninterested. "Look, claws." he added.
"Who?" the owl hooted.
"Oh, Owlowiscious. Sorry, guys. Gotta--" Twilight and Owly teleported away.

Minutes passed until Fluttershy spoke.
"Umm, Rainbow? I wanna show you something." She took the lei she made and wore it.
"Wow, nice skill." Rainbow seemed so-so at the lei until she saw the middle.
"Now, Fluttershy..."
"eep!"
"What? I was just gonna turn this cruddy music off. It was driving me nuts." Rainbow said as she blew off the candle.
"Yeah, me too. I..." Fluttershy looked red like a tomato.
"Huh? You okay?" Rainbow Dash stared close at Fluttershy, a bit too close if one asks anypony.
"Puwaaah..." Fluttershy held her breath for a few seconds, and fainted.
"Aw, snap!" Rainbow carried Fluttershy with her hooves, and flew off after glancing suspiciously at the bush.
"We've been found out!" Pinkie Pie gasped.
"Awwwwwwwww..." Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle reacted at the super close scene.
"Yuck." Scootaloo stuck her tongue out.
"Fail." Discord facehoofed. "Wait a second. Hooves? HOOVES? I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD BE FEELING ANGRY OR HAPPY OR WHATEVER NOW THAT I'M A FULL PONY NOW! I'M CONFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSED!
"Now are you joining the CMC?" the CMC asked.
"Sure. Why the buck not." the Alicorn colt said.
"Hey, you're like the Princess!" Pinkie Pie said.
"WHAT?"
Twilight teleported back to the area, bringing Princess Luna along.
"Pack up, everyone, we're going to Canterlot."
"Great." Discord mumbled. "A place where Alicorns live."

Canterlot, don't you mean Jim Houseman?

"Body check!" Discord shouted.

Every pony just stared at him. Princess Luna face hoofed.

"What? The orange might be following, or that guy with the fast-forward high-pitched voice, or that-"

"What are you talking about?" Princess Luna asked.

"Bellerophon." he said.

Fluttershy started crying, while Rainbow Dash got mad.

"Shut up okay? And don't dare say that name again!"

"Why?" the colt asked.

"Look." Princess Luna pointed at two ponies, one was a unicorn with an ash-blond mane built for fangirls everywhere, wearing a traveler's jacket, and brandishing a kendo sword, the other was a dark grey pegasus with a piercing red stare, and unusually large wings, hiding from sight.

"Someone said that name! Someone said it!" the pegasus screamed.

"Shut up or I'll pluck your feathers. Now what was that he said? Bellerophon?"

"SHUT UP!" The pegasus fired his feathers at his companion.

"See? That name drives all pegasi to extreme emotion. Just like 'the Dark L-'"

"Princess, please don't." Rarity said. Twilight plugged her ears with Applejack's and Pinkie's muzzles.

"Oh, sorry, Fluttershhy, sorry Rainbow Dash. I won't do it again." the colt apologized like a preschooler.

"Aww, look at that poor filly!" Fluttershy hugged Discord, depriving the young colt of his air.

"'Shy, you're killing him--"

"Well, Dashie, who will I hug?" she asked.

"Your girlfriend." Princess Luna interrupted. She took a look at Discord. "Come to think of it, he does look like a girl."

The unicorn from earlier, approached.

"Terribly sorry for disturbing you ladies, and pip squeak, my companion has gone crazy from hearing things. Now I have to take him to his girlfriend so she could smack some sense into him."

And with that, he went back to his seat, which had a grey wing sticking out.

"The cyan one, me want to talk to her." he whispered.

"Then get out there." the unicorn said.

"All right, all right." the grey pegasus went outside his hiding place. He approached Rainbow Dash. "You're Rainbow Dash, aren't you?"

"Yeah, why?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"Do you create earthquakes?" he asked.

"No, I make Sonic Rainbooms!" Rainbow Dash said.

"Yeah, earthquakes." he added.

The unicorn interrupted. "He's gone into this jelly vision craze."

Princess Luna asked, "Why?"

"He can sense the Elements of Harmony, and he sees it as big piles of jelly." the unicorn answered.

"Pony-shaped jelly, and an anime chick." he said while looking at Princess Luna.

"What?" Luna and the unicorn simultaneously shouted.

"Ohh, Princess Nightdancer Hentai!" he said. "I am so happy to meet you in person!"

"What?"

BASH

"I had to do it. He got hit by a magic box, and saw these two girls doing something to this cup thing and then he went bonkers." The unicorn exited the train car, along with his unconscious friend.

"I saw that too!" Discord waved.

Everypony chuckled. "Not. Another. Word." Princess Luna growled.

Twilight sighed and led her friends out the train, they have reached Canterlot.

Author's Note

Bellerophon: That greek guy who rode the Pegasus to kill a Chimera. Wanted to capture the Pegasus for keeps and fly to Olympus, but Zeus destroyed the magic saddle, making him fall off the winged horse. He broke his leg, and spent the rest of his like trying to find it.
Dark Lord: Another name for Voldemort, in the first book of Harry Potter he was drinking unicorn blood.
Had the idea of turning those names into something that can drive a Pegasus or Unicorn mad.
Makes Earth Ponies so nice, huh?

A Game of Cards

'Canterlot.

'Fancy fancy stuff everywhere. The kind of city Rarity dreams of. The city where the Wonderbolts, Rainbow Dash's idols, train most of the time. The city where the Princesses live in, if Princess Cadenza isn't counted, she's up north in the Crystal Empire. Contains exotic creatures that would make Sister Fluttershy run for her wings to befriend.'

"THIS SUCKS! WHY AM I HERE?!?!?"

Ponies were startled and stared at the colt responsible.

"If you do want to know, squirt, Princess Luna and her sis will examine you." Rainbow Dash smirked.

"Examine?"

"Yeah, you know, cut you open, take notes, and cut you some more, and Twilight will be joining too, and--"

The used-to-be chaos lord ran to behind Fluttershy, knowing that she is the only one Rainbow Dash couldn't answer back at, ever since the magic box thing.

"Dashy, what did you say?" she asked.

"Nothing, just--"

Pinkie appeared from nowhere. "First she said things about cutting the squirt open, then taking down notes, then Twilight having a turn, then the Sisters and Twilight will be cutting him like forever, and--"

"Rainbow, were you trying to scare him?" Fluttershy asked, her eyes brimming with concern for Discord, disappointment and sadness at Rainbow Dash, and overall cuteness.

"You're cute today."

Fluttershy turned red.

"Uhh, you okay?" Rainbow Dash asked.

Fluttershy fainted.

"Ooooh, you broke her, you broke her, don't have any money to fix her!" Discord sang in an annoying tone that youngsters would normally sing.

"She's not a toy! Plus, she just fainted, which is bad news for you..." Rainbow Dash grinned.

BOP

"Owww..."

"He got hit! Home run!" Pinkie said.

"It's not baseball." Rainbow Dash said. "Oh, and could you lift up her left side?"

"Oh, okey dokey lokey!" Pinkie smiled and proceeded to lift Fluttershy's left legs.

Applejack noticed that they were falling behind. "Hey y'all, better hurry up there, an' what in the hay's happened to the filly?"

"I'm not a filly! I am a lord of chaos!" Discord shouted.

"Not anymore you aren't." Princess Luna said. "You're most likely law and order now."

"What?"

"Not explaining anymore." Princess Luna replied.

"Aww, man!" he groaned.

"Twilight Sparkle, meet me in my room tonight." Princess Luna let out a smile.

"Uhh, okay." Twilight nodded.

"Looks like someone's a favourite." Rarity said to Applejack.

"'Ah don' get it." said a confused Applejack.

"Hey, guys! Rainbow Dash is getting tired, can some pony sub her, carrying Fluttershy's right side?" Pinkie Pie asked.

"NO, I WANT to carry Fluttershy!" Rainbow Dash said. "I can do it on my own!"

"Okey dokey lokey!" Pinkie said, with Rarity correcting Fluttershy's position.

"Thanks, Rares." Rainbow Dash grinned.

They didn't know that they reached the castle until Princess Celestia spoke.

"Sister. Took you a while." Princess Celestia said. "So, what's happened?"

"So, it all started when..." Princess Luna explained, with the six ponies adding in with information. None of them noticed that Discord wandered away from them, for boredom-related reasons.

He wandered until he saw the two stallions from in the train before.

"Hey, you're the guys on the train!" he said.

"Hey, kid, wanna play some cards?" the unicorn asked.

"Okay!"

They played a game of Go Fish, with bets. They played for several rounds, with Discord winning.

"Ha! I win again!" said the Alicorn while magically taking all the bits.

"Hey, how did that happen?" asked the pegasus.

"Don't know," said the unicorn. "Hey, it's your marefriend."

A pink mare with a red-magenta mane and a pair of two white eyes approached.

"Broke again, huh?" she said.

"The kid's a genius!" said the pegasus.

"And he just heard the rules once." added the unicorn.

"You guys are inseparable, even when losing your bets." she said while chuckling. She turned to the colt and asked, "Hey, little guy, where are you supposed to go to?"

"Uhh..." he pointed to the castle.

"Really?" she asked.

"Come on, let's go check." said the Pegasus. "After we eat."

"No dude, we need to return him now." said the unicorn.

"You guys have been playing for six hours. He's clearly hungry!" the mare glared at the two stallions.

"Told you we need to eat." smirked her coltfriend.

"Donut Joe has good doughnuts." said the unicorn.

The four ponies headed to Donut Joe's, where they saw two mares bummed out, one stood out as she was clearly of royal stature. A bow commences from the three but--

"Save it for my sister," she said with a groan, "Hey, Twilight Sparkle, how about coffee?"

"Don't mind if I do," said the unicorn with her.

"Hey, Twilight." Discord said.

"And where were you?" Twilight raged. "Princess Celestia was looking for you all day! She even went outside Canterlot, for Maverick's sake! And you were--"

"Playing cards?" the male unicorn said sheepishly.

Twilight's appearance changed. Her hair turned into flame, her eyes burned with crimson, and her coat was amber-white.

"YOU WERE PLAYING CARDS?"

Donut Joe pulled out an umbrella, knowing that Twilight would set off the sprinklers.

The unicorn took the brunt of the rage, while his dating friends proceeded to Donut Joe.

"Oh, one of this," the mare said.

"And this, and two medium coffees." the stallion added.

"That'll be thirty bits." Joe said.

The stallion brought out forty, in case of the fire that Twilight made creates any damage.

"Keep it, she might cook something." the stallion said. Then the couple proceeded to the table adjacent to the table Princess Luna and Twilight were sitting in.

"So, your Nightsomeness, how's the weather?" the stallion asked.

"Let's say my mare here--"

"D'awww! Princess Luna and Rapidash together!" the mare interjected.

"Water surround fire! Opposites cancel!" the unicorn said in a dodgy, quick, ninja sort of tone. Twilight was drenched with water.

"Whoo, that was refreshing..." Twilight said, her features and colour scheme returning. "Why were you playing cards?"

"I was bored, alright? Then I wandered, see? Then I found Romeo and Kenji--"

"Name's Icarus." said the pegasus.

"Jack is me, I am Jack." said the unicorn.

"Name's Magenta." said the mare in advance.

"--and they asked me to play cards. I won, and didn't even cared to listen to the rules." Discord smugly smiled. "Then Magenta came and asked where I came from. So I told them but we ate first."

"Yeah, one triple chocolate and a coffee." Jack said to Joe.

"So, you only observed the first moves of your opponents in a game and knew the rules off the bat?" Princess Luna asked.

"Yeah, and I won, hello?"

"Yeah, good." Princess Luna said without listening. "I have to tell Sister."

"Uh, where are the others?" the colt asked.

"Asleep." Twilight said. "They were tired from searching."

"Oh, how's Sister Fluttershy?"

"You have a sister?" asked the couple.

"Not exactly..." Twilight said. "Fluttershy was the only one who put up with Discord when he was a bad egg."

"More like an egghead." Jack commented.

"Ouch..." Twilight said.

"I was talking about the kid!" the unicorn stallion defensively retorted.

"Oh." Twilight realized. "Anyway, remember the Chaos Lord?"

"Oh, you mean that guy?" Magenta said. "Yeah, you and five friends stoned him, then what you said, he got rehab."

Every pony stared.

"What? I'm not the kind to play cards all day." Magenta said in defense.

"Ouch..." The stallions said.

"But...why am I an Alicorn colt?" Discord asked.

"You're an Alicorn due to your ancient power. You are a colt due to your mentality." Princess Luna said.

"That for real?" Twilight asked.

"Makes sense to me." Icarus added.

"Hey, Icarus, almost bed time." Magenta winked.

Twilight, Discord, and Princess Luna left ahead of Icarus, Jack and Magenta, who tipped Joe since they were the last customers.

"They sure love giving tips." said a confused Princess Luna.

"And cards." Discord added, holding a deck of cards.

"Enough with the cards!" Twilight said.

Silence ensued, until Discord asked another question.

"Princess Luna, what does a marefriend and coltfriend do in bed?"

"Well, you see, that's umm..." the Alicorn of the night stuttered. "uhh, well first, there's the part where they..."

The sun rose from the east, waking Discord who slept by the windowsill, making him fall down, making a mess of his cards.

"too...early...why...did...I...fall..." he groaned.

The colt looked at his position.

"Guess I slept at the windowsill, huh?"

He crept out of the room, careful not to wake up Twilight and Princess Luna. Which he realised,

"I snoozed at Luna's room?" he whispered.

He proceeded out, while peeking at the next room.

He saw Pinkie sleeping on a big pillow, Applejack sleeping on another big pillow, Rarity sleeping on a bed, and--

"Dashmeister and Sister Fluttershy are like pancakes." he said, looking at Rainbow Dash sprawled on top of Fluttershy.

"Girls are weird."

He went on.

Until someone noticed his being awake.

"Pretty early for a colt to be awake."

It was Princess Celestia, who didn't even look at Discord when she found out.

"Uh, I fell." he attempted to play it like a child.

"I see." she said, still not turning from her scoping of the horizon. They were in the balcony where the Sisters change the time of day.

"But I remember my student providing you the extra bed, and choosing to sleep beside my sister." she added. "Let me guess, you were sleeping on the windowsill?"

"How did you know?" he asked.

"Cards."

"Cards? What card--"

He realized that he fell on top of a house of cards.

The princess let out a mere chuckle.

"My sister lied about the reason why you were transformed into the age you are now, former chaos lord." Princess Celestia continued. "The real reason is that you have become the opposite of chaos, but not completely, as you still need to learn your true self."

"True self, you mean my cutie mark?" he asked. "I get to get one?"

"Yes." she calmly said. "So--"

"Wait a sec." he interrupted. "That means I'm like, a pony now?" he asked. "But, I was, used to being, chaotic and stuff! I was in the--"

"Hold it, colt." she said without stir in her voice. "Do you know why the bizarre machinery fell from the sky?"

"No, why?"

"It was the last of your uncontrollable powers." she answered. "It took devices that would be invented in a timeline of the future. Which is an old trick to stir up chaos."

"Wait, am I 'orderly' now?" he asked, with fear in his voice.

"No." she said. "I said uncontrollable powers. Not all of your powers left, you know. You gained replacement abilities, plus your powers that stayed."

"But I can't use them yet, right?" he asked.

She nodded. "Just because you cannot perform something today does not mean you will never achieve it."

"I have to unlock it first?"

She nodded and panned her vision from left to right, enjoying the fruit of her responsibility.

"Thousands of years ago, my sister and I sealed you into stone." she said. "Recently, you escaped, then got sealed back again shortly."

"Your point?"

"And I only realized weeks ago, that you could live not as evil, but good." She turned around, and stroked the colt's mane with her hoof. "This is good, isn't it?"

He nodded, and asked, "What is?"

"Being good."

"Don't know yet." he said without care.

"I see," she calmly replied. "It's a good thing you are a colt now, as you'll need to know how to live like a pony." She put her hooves together. "Well, Twilight and her friends do have an impact on you. Stick with them for a while."

The colt scratched his head using a rake he pulled from nowhere.

"So, is Twilight a princess?"

"Where did that come from?"

"Well, her power felt different from other unicorns, and--"

"I meant the rake."

"Oh." he chuckled. "That guy."

He pointed at the groundskeeper.

"Where's my rake?"

"Here it is, sorry." he sheepishly levitated the rake to its user.

"What was that about my student?" the princess asked.

"I was just wondering if she became an Alicorn, she and I would be the Super Alicorn Duo! Working for the great Princess Celestia, and protecting the innocent from the evil forces of evil! Ba da da daaah!"

"SAD? And you said evil twice." The princess mused at the childish statement.

"Aww, you think it's dumb!" He pouted as if he was a colt who couldn't reach the cupboard.

"I'm just musing at the idea of you and Twilight wearing matching outfits!" she laughed louder. "It's okay if it's for show, but you're thinking for real, and it's funny!" She was laughing uncontrollably, something a princess would rarely do.

She stopped after a while and said, "I haven't laughed that hard since, uh, oh. I can't remember. Well, then, Discord? Thank you for making me bust my guts."

"Thanks, Princess," but then he realized, "Ew, for real?"

How an annoying Alicorn child Works

The next day, Discord went to the balcony. Though his transformation is complete, he felt pain through his hooves as he was not used to walking with hooves, let alone walking.
He flew before. but not with his wings. He used magic to fly.
Once he reached the balcony, he stretched his wings. They felt different to him, as before, he had dissimilar wings rather than similar wings. As he stretched, he felt the wind through every space between a feather.
He could understand what Rainbow Dash felt.
The wind coursing through his every feather...
He stretched them even more. He felt his right wing brushing on a woody surface.
'Wait a second,'
He knew that Canterlot Castle only had one woody surface, and that's the interpretive dance floor.
He looked to his right.
A tree! How does a tree grow on a marble surface?
He approached the tree. He noticed a horizontal groove on the tree's perimeter. 'Highly unusual for a tree.'
He summoned his unicorn magic for the first time he transformed. He thought of ways to opening the tree. His first try was a pry, which was luckily the right way.
"Sister Fluttershy? What are you doing?"
Fluttershy was inside the now proven fake tree.
"Uh, I, uh, I, hiding from Dashy." she squeaked.
"Why?" Discord asked. "Did the Dashmeister and you 'do it'?"
"NO!" she said as she slammed her tree shut and trotted off.
"What on..."
"Yeah, she's so flushed right at that moment."
"GWAA--oh, it's you."
Pinkie looked confused. "What do you mean by that?"

At the old castle

"He knows not of the test." Princess Luna said.
"Hmm...he is sidetracked. We must get him to focus." Princess Celestia calmly said. "Twilight?"
"Yes?"
"You and Spike will deliver a clue to our examinee."
The apprentice nodded.

Later, at the gardens

Rarity set down the picnic blanket in a manner of facing the wind. "There, my dear Applejack, is how we get some nice breeze."
"Don't ya mean you?" Applejack asked.
And she noticed that Rainbow Dash sat on a cloud and slept.
"Doggone, Rainbow!"
"Yeah, what?"
"Why are you gonna sleep? And where's Fluttershy?"
"Dunno. Haven't seen her since this morning." said the speedster as she proceeded to lie down on the cloud.
Rarity was still hogging the breeze when a branch brushed against her butt.
"YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
She fired a magic bullet at the culprit, a tree.
The tree peeled itself, revealing a curled up yellow pegasus.
"Fluttershy?"
"Hi." squeaked the culprit.
Rainbow Dash propelled her cloud nearer. "Hey, 'Shy, haven't seen you this morning. Had Applejack make us some breakfast, too."
"'Cause Rainbow can't cook." Applejack retorted.
Rainbow Dash gave the cowpony a long, mean stare.
"Hiya, guys!" Pinkie Pie said as she brought some food. By that she meant Discord carrying all the load.
"Hey..." said the Alicorn as he was wrapped in pain.
Discord and the Elements of Harmony sans Twilight sat down.
Discord and Pinkie Pie engulfed tow slices of cake each at the same time. Rarity, disgusted, magically handed them napkins. Applejack, Fluttershy and sitting on a cloud, Rainbow Dash, just watched.
"Really, Rarity? Must y'all clean them up?" asked Applejack.
"Rarity's O. C., Rarity's--TBBPBPPBBPBB!" Rainbow Dash said while blowing a raspberry kiss.
"Maybe Rainbow wants her hair styled." Rarity calmly stated.
"NO!" Rainbow Dash said, while backing away. What she didn't know is that she walked off the edge of her cloud, and her fall targeted Fluttershy.
CRASH
When the comical dust cleared, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy were in a sexually explanatory position with each other.
"AAH!"
"Eep!"
They moved in the same direction: away from each other.
And the confused Alicorn child tilted his head. "Come on, Sister and Dashmeister! What the hell is that supposed to be?"
A certain pony passed by, noticing that his police box was parked there. However, he looked different from his usual self. His eyes were more steely, he had longer hair, he wore a bowtie and a fez.
"Doctor Whooves!" Applejack said.
"It's just the Doctor." he said.
"Hey, Doctor--WHOA!"
Discord was dazzled by the inside of the police box. It was larger on the inside, it looked more of alien than local, and it seemed like the kind of thing Twilight wants to reverse-engineer.
The Doctor turned his back--err, caboose, to them, brought out an unusual screwdriver which looked like a claw holding a green orb, and he activated it. The device extended, the claw part opened and the green orb lit up.
It emanated a strange whir.
Discord, ever so curious, sneaked aboard.
This tiny window of time had caused a significant event in the three ponies who interfered with the Doctor's fixing the police box.
Fluttershy, noticing the former chaos lord stroll in the box, pounced toward the entrance. Rainbow Dash, who had more reaction time, pounced on the pony she cared about. Yeah, right.

"SHUT UP, NARRATOR!"
How did she hear me?

Fluttershy got body slammed by Rainbow Dash who was trying to catch her. The body slam's momentum hurled the two Pegasi into the Doctor, who was still preparing.
"What on Gallifr--"
The pegasi and the Time Lord fell inside the blue box, slamming into the control hub. The whole machine started acting jumpy and irrational. The blue box closed the door and began to fade. The powerful sonic waves bombarded Canterlot Castle. It disappeared after the waves faded.
Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie and Spike were devastated at what happened.
Discord, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash, gone with the Doctor and his blue police box. How are they going to break it to Twilight is anypony's guess.

Author's Note

I don't remember which chapter I established the term "Sister Fluttershy." But, there. Dizzy may or may not have a plan in store...

Time And Relative Dimension In Space

The Doctor woke up, feeling a disturbance in the police box.
"She's okay."
"Who's...okay?" grunted the caretaker as she struggled to stand up.
"The TARDIS."
"Who?" asked the speedster, whilst rubbing her head.
"Time And Relative Dimension In Space. My granddaughter coined the term, thank her very much." The Doctor said. "This baby travels through time and space, thanks to her I have saved the universe a lot of times."
Rainbow Dash, with a nervous expression on her face, asked, "Are we travelling through time and space now?"
Fluttershy, who managed to read the TARDIS' patterns, answered, "Yes, Dashy."
The TARDIS changed its course. The interior shook left and right. The Doctor, seeing the newcomers struggling, merely sat back and waved his sonic screwdriver, while whispering, "Expelliarmus. Peh."
Discord, who managed to get used to the TARDIS, accompanied the Doctor.
The TARDIS stabilized, with Fluttershy on top of Rainbow Dash in a sexually suggestive position.
"Are those two...together?" the Doctor asked.
Dicscord nodded.
"Oh...not this again. Your kind is asexual as well?" The Doctor asked.
"W-W-What?" Discord asked.
"Oh. You're not." the Doctor calmed a bit. He mused and made a tiny nudge with the TARDIS' control panel. A ripple in spacetime shook the blue box, and made the two pegasi kiss.
"Rainbow and--what's her name?"
"Futtershy." said the former chaos lord to the Gallifreyan.
"Sitting in the TARDIS, making out like La La La!"
The Doctor was laughing so hard he forgot to notice that his fez was stolen by a cheeky Alicorn.
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Discord was already blindly making his way through the TARDIS.
Rainbow Dash opened her eyes to see her sucking muzzle with Fluttershy.
In a surge of surprise, they pushed apart.
"What was with the tongue thing?" Rainbow Dash asked in fury and confusion.
"I don't know, but you were playing along!" Fluttershy said with an surprisingly loud voice.
"Eh, it was great when it lasted." the Doctor said while tripping Discord and snagging his fez back. "I declare this a shipping fail."
"I wanted Dashmeister as my brother!" Discord shouted. The former draconequus sat on his butt and dragged it while casting a magic spell which made his butt into an inky felt tip. He proceeded to scribble on the TARDIS' floor.
The TARDIS hummed its ever-so-familiar hum.
The time machine spun to another path, taking the destination elsewhere.
"Discord. You stay behind." said the Gallifreyan. He then turned to the two pegasi. "You lot, come with me."
Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash proceeded with the Doctor outside.
Discord, being a disobedient little tart, trotted silently with the fully-growns.

Year 1 AH(After Humanity)

The three hitchhikers were greeted with a beautiful sight: The world rampant with beauty, lush life and a new, fresh feeling.
"Believe it or not, this is the year after the humans became extinct." The Doctor said.
A being resembling an Alicorn, but with more cosmic prowess and a more powerful aura, along with a strikingly familiar draconequus, were flying about, sending earthquakes out and about.
"Oh no!" Fluttershy squeaked.
"Is that Discord?" Rainbow Dash furiously shouted. "When I get my hooves on--"
"Calm down!" said the Doctor, with a voice that seemed loud only to the speedster. "They're actually separating the lands and assigning creatures of a race to their ideal spot as we speak." He smiled when he saw the primitive ponies. "We're in Equestria. To be exact, this is where the tiny town of Canter will be placed."
"Don't you mean Canterlot?" asked Rainbow Dash.
"No...actually, not yet." the Doctor said. "Celestia wouldn't be moving into Canterlot until--whoops, spoilers."
"Who are these?" said the first being to the second. "It's as if they know our purpose."
The beings proceeded to descend in front of the Doctor, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and unknown to the three, Discord.
"Gallifreyan." spoke the first being. "You dare mess up the timeline?"
"Nope, we're just here for a stroll." the Doctor said cheekily.
"His presence determines the otherwise to be true." said the second being as he pointed to Discord.
"Who--I told you to stay INSIDE!"
"Why?" asked the former draconequus.
"Because you, I, we, are in the past." the god replied.
"I-I-I-uh-I...w-w-was...y-you?" Discord stuttered.
"I feel your spiritual link with me." said the first god to the speedster. "And the other pony, no...of all gods..." He broke into sorrow.
"We'll be off." the Doctor said. He hoofed out two vials. "Drink these when we leave."
The Doctor pushed the three others into the TARDIS and set coordinates.
The two gods watched as the time machine fades into nonexistence.
Of course that was in their perspective.
"Maverick?" asked the young Discord.
"He said to drink when they left."
"Okay it is."
The two gods drank the contents of their vials.
"Why are we standing here?" asked Discord.
"When we have a planet to organize?" asked Maverick.
They flew to the sky, proceeding with their usual duties.

Inside the TARDIS

"Wrong year! Wrong year! How did I miss that?" the Doctor ranted as he re-calibrated the coordinates.
"Discord saw himself?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"We messed up the timeline?" Fluttershy added.
"Only when those gods noticed us. Wanna know a fun fact?" the Doctor asked.
"Uhh..." Discord answered for all three of them.
"The other five gods of creation gave their own lives to create the universe." the Doctor said with a grim tone. "Now we're headed to Maverick's castle, during the time when Princess Celestia and Princess Luna are settling in."
"Anyone of importance?" Discord asked.
"Nah. Not--WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" The Doctor raised his voice at Discord who was fiddling with the TARDIS' controls.
The Doctor, frantic, tried to re-calibrate the time machine, but he couldn't.
"Oh great. We're stuck outside space-time." He sighed and kissed the fabrication panel of the control console. "Rest for a while." he said to the TARDIS while patting the time rotor.
The Gallifreyan told the Alicorn about the library which had a swimming pool. The Alicorn ran to the TARDIS' halls, using a honing spell to bring him to the place instead of having to listen to the Doctor's instructions.
Rainbow Dash was just staring dizzily at the control console. What she didn't know was Fluttershy nibbling at her ear.
The timid pegasus continued her tiny licks and nibbles on her longtime friend's cheek and neck.
Until the Doctor nudged them.
"There ARE rooms in the TARDIS...I don't want to tell Clara that two pegasi mares consummated here." The Doctor said. "Go, you nutters." 'Thankfully ponies are not hermaphroditic. If otherwise, another River Song is on my problem list.'
The pegasi went to the rooms. After a few seconds, Discord arrived.
"I swam like a dead fish."
"You mean you floated?"
"Well, sorta."

The TARDIS danced around space-time for a few hours. The Doctor assisted her in repair. Pretty soon, the TARDIS returned to exactly when they left.

The Doctor opened the door. He peeked out and saw the night sky, with Princess Luna waiting with a stern glare at the alien.
"The TARDIS sure likes to play." he said sarcastically.
Discord approached the older Alicorn with his head down. "It was my fault. I sneaked inside the TARDIS."
"No. It was my fault. I flew to the entrance to get Discord out." Fluttershy added.
"No. Rainbow Dash, charging foul. Bench me, Princess." Rainbow Dash said, raising her hoof.
"Nah, you fools are making yourselves look like, well, fools." The Doctor said, bringing out a wooden sign. "No Parking for TARDISes."
"It's not that. Discord, you will have your exam tomorrow." Princess Luna said. "Twilight Sparkle will tutor you. Take all the time you want, provided you start and finish the exam, tomorrow. Approach my sister when you are ready." She flew off.
Discord, the Doctor, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash stared, mouth agape, accompanied by the TARDIS mimicking the sound 'Wa wa waaa...'