Rarity was taking her favorite dresses to the laundry room in Carousel Boutique where she could wash them, when she saw her sister Sweetie Belle sitting in the corner with a sad expression.
"Sweetie, what's the matter?", she asked with sisterly concern.
"You see sis, next week we're having a Hearts And Hooves Day party at school and that one colt from our class asked me out to go to the party with him..."
"Why, darling, that's great! Where's the problem with that?"
"Apple Bloom told me about how she had gone to a country dance with that one colt she liked and then the next day he had started bragging to his pals about things that hadn't really happened on the date, and everypony at school was pointing hooves at her afterwards..."
Rarity looked at her sister with understanding look, and then she smiled. "You see darling, that's just how some boys are, they don't care about your feelings and they will lie about you to others, making you look bad to make themselves look good. But don't worry, one day you will find a true gentlecolt who will respect you."
"But what if this time it will turn out he's not a gentlecolt and he will still do something bad afterwards?"
"Oh, there's a solution to that", Rarity grinned. "When you go out on a date and it turns out you met a wrong boy after all, there's a secret method to make sure the date will end without any further bad consequences. Only few mares know of it, and now it's time for me to share it with you too. Just wait until the Friday", Rarity grinned once again, this time more sinisterly.
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"Sweetie Belle, could you please come downstairs?" - the unicorn filly heard her sister calling her. She left the bedroom and went down the stairs, and she found Rarity sitting at the table with a handsome earth pony stallion, with two empty plates between them.
"Sweetie, this here is my date for tonight. And since it's Friday, I'll give you the demonstration on proper dating that I promised you!", she gestured toward her date.
"Okay, so when are we going to eat something finally?", the stallion looked at the empty plates impatiently, not caring much about presence of Sweetie Belle.
"Don't worry darling, I'm not going to be hungry tonight, and you won't need a dinner anyway", she smiled, making the guy confused, then she turned to her little sister.
"Speaking of, that's why we're all here. Now, sweetie, imagine you're on a date with your colt, but it turns out he was not a good choice after all. You want to quit any interaction with said fellow, but there's a chance he may try to spread false rumors about you, stalk you, or in any other way not let you forget about your mistake. Such situation is unacceptable, and to make sure to prevent it while ending the date in a classy way, a lady includes the boy in her meal at the end of the meeting!"
"WHAT?!", the stallion couldn't believe what he just heard, while Rarity used her magic to slam all the doors and windows shut, trapping him inside the boutique.
"Don't worry darling, it's nothing personal. I'm just doing it to teach my sister a useful lesson, it doesn't have anything to do with you being a bad or good stallion", she said in the most polite tone as her horn glowed again. Sweetie Belle watched in fascination as her sister's magical aura surrounded the terrified stallion and he started levitating in the air in front of Rarity.
"What are you doing? I'm not a dinner, I'm a pony!", the poor guy started struggling helplessly in the air, but he couldn't move an inch.
"Oh darling, you'd be surprised how many things can make for a fine meal when eaten the right way", Rarity laughed in a very lady-like way. "Just because you're a pony doesn't mean you wouldn't be able to taste marvellous!"
"But you can't eat me! I don't want to be eaten!", he started waving his hooves furiously in panic, forgetting he was in a presence of a mare like Rarity.
"Darling, when a lady is hungry, you don't tell her just what to have. Where are your manners?", she scolded her misbehaving dinner, "You should feel honored to be considered a fitting meal, a lady doesn't eat just anything, you know", and it was true, he wasn't just any stallion, with his shiny white coat and beautiful long mane and tail he was one of the best dates Rarity has ever eaten.
Sweetie Belle was observing in awe as her sister used her magic to levitate the saltshaker from the table and sprinkled some salt over the stallion, making him cought out some of it. "What was that for?", he asked with irritation.
"Why, a properly prepared meal should have some condiment added to it", Rarity was surprised at the silly question. "Do you always eat your food without any additions? You must be a strange individual, then", she giggled softly.
"Now, pay attention Sweetie", she turned to her sister once more. "When you consume your colt, you don't just gobble him up like a ravenous dragon. You have to do it like a lady, savouring every inch of his body and remembering about table manners. Just watch me."
The unfortunate guy watched in terror as the mare before him stretched her mouth open to the lenght only possible under the Equestrian laws of physics, and then he felt her magic starting to slowly levitate him towards the waiting maw. He tried desperately to stop the motion that carried him to his destination, but being in the air, he could do nothing but watch as his head entered the gates to the dark world of salivia and hot breath.
As bad as it was, he had to admit to himself that being eaten alive felt just a little less uncomfortable in Rarity's mouth – her breath was very clean and nice scenting, and her tongue was working on him pretty tenderly and in a very sophisticated way, like she was giving a massage.
"See that, Sweetie?", Rarity muffled with her mouth full of stallion's head, sounding like she was holding a croquet mallet in her teeth. "Imagine you're attending a royal dinner with princess Celestia, you should eat the boy like he was one of the delicacies served there."
And that's how Rarity was doing it. Slowly accepting the unlucky stallion's body further and further into her mouth, she was carefully savoring every bit of it, delighted with the taste. The salt gave his coat a nice touch, but its natural taste of fresh rose petals was what really made the experience for her delicate taste buds. Unfortunately, as dignified as she was with her consumption, her dinner himself, now with his face in her gullet, was too busy with struggling to care about savoir-vivre.
"Darling, be a gentlecolt and hold still", she started getting annoyed, "It's not polite to struggle while lady eats!"
Her prey didn't even care what she was saying at this point, so she just sighed with her mouth full and contuined acting classy herself, magically pulling his chest and front legs into her mouth with dignity and grace. After another while of enjoying the taste of rose petals, she reached his hind legs, which were kicking furiously in the air, not belonging to a gentlecolt anymore but to a prey fighting for its freedom, and Rarity realized it won't be easy to take them in.
"Could you be so kind and hold your legs close to help the lady consume?", she asked politely, but now that she was the only pony at the table with any manners, there was no response. She just rolled her eyes and used her hoof to manually press the legs to the body, finally able to intake another few inches of her meal.
All that Sweetie Belle could see of the poor stallion now was a rump sticking out of Rarity's muzzle and the long tail, but in her sister's elegant mouth, it still looked more like a fancy delicacy. The sophisticated predator lifted her head in the air, taking the rest of her meal with one swift gulp, sucking the long tail in like a spaghetti, and even that was done slowly and with style. With all his panicked struggling inside her stretched esophagus, he slid easily into Rarity's waiting stomach, being a gentlecolt for once by helping her to swallow him.
Sweetie Belle dropped her jaw in amazement, watching Rarity's belly expand rapidly to a size of a curled stallion as her sister levitated a napkin from the table to gently wipe her mouth from grains of salt and her date's fear-induced sweat.
"Wow, sister, you were amazing!", she sprung up to her, hugging her sister's trembling belly, feeling the stallion's hopeless struggle inside. "Will I really be able to this on my date, too?"
"Of course you will, sweetie", Rarity smiled with satisfaction at the enthusiastic filly, enjoying the feeling of the useless fight inside her. "But remember, this is only in case when the boy doesn't behave good. We don't devour ponies who respect ladies. Except for this one, of course, but this was only for demonstration."
Then Sweetie Belle turned to Rarity's big shaking stomach again. "But what about that? Will you have to walk around with him squirming inside you now?"
"Why, of course not!", Rarity laughed. "That's why you have to sleep the meal off. Which is a good idea since it's getting late, and you should be going to bed soon, anyway. Let's go have some rest, we had a hard day today".
And then the two sister walked upstairs to the bedroom, with Sweetie Belle helping Rarity to climb the stairs with her heavy belly. Rarity laid herself gently on the bed, and her little sister rested beside her, her little head hugged to the huge belly which still kept struggling, and in this position they both fell asleep. When Sweetie Belle woke up in the morning, her sister was still sleeping peacefully, but now with her belly shrunken to its regular size.
"Hey, sis, wake up!", she started shaking Rarity's body. "You look normal again!"
Rarity woke up and noticed with a smile that her meal had been digested. Then she left her sister for a while to go use the little fillies' room. After getting rid of all the waste from yesterday's date, she came back to the room, elegant as always, without any sign of consuming a full-size stallion.
"See, sister? That's how you finish a bad date like a lady!", she smiled with pride. Sweetie Belle, now admiring her big sister even more, quickly got busy planning her Hearts And Hooves day, while Rarity went back to her work with designing, still feeling the sweet taste of rose petals in her mouth.
THE END
