Life in Ponyville

by DarkRyu

Rating: mature
Tags: Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Romance, Carrot Top, Sex
Length: 4026

A Human Tries to Adjust to His New Life in Ponyville

An Accident Brings Jake to Ponyville. After Six (6) Months, He Resigns Himself to the Fact That He's Probably Never Going to Get to Go Home and Tries to Make a Life For Himself.

Human x Rainbow Dash
Human x Other Ponies in Later Chapters

Published 2012-01-24 04:13:16 UTC
Last updated 2012-01-24 04:13:16 UTC

Chapter 1

It had been nearly six months since I’d arrived in Equestria and I’d finally resigned myself to spend the rest of my life here. Not that it was such a bad place, but I hadn’t imagined spending the rest of my life living amongst little talking ponies. Twilight had been very sorry for accidentally bringing me here, but had no idea how to send me back. I’d even talked to Princess Celestia herself, and even she didn’t know. Twilight and I had spent weeks going over exactly what she did to find out what had caused the accident, but to no avail. So I made myself comfortable in the knowledge that I’d probably never return home to the human world.

The first weeks had been the hardest. Twilight let me stay with her and Spike at the library, but I really felt like I had been imposing. I accidentally let this thought slip during my audience with the princess and she had graciously given me a small house only a block away from Sugarcube Corner. I guessed the location was deliberately chosen, as Sugarcube Corner had the only food a human like me could eat. After a few weeks of eating nothing but sweets however, I had gotten severely ill. I don’t know how Pinkie Pie does it. Ponies must be different than humans in that regard….at least here in Equestria. Thankfully I knew quite a few good recipes and I shared them with the Cakes, who were more than happy to add them to their menu.

After about a month clothing was becoming a big problem. When I had come to Ponyville the only clothes I had were the ones I was wearing, and after a month well….let’s just say they didn’t smell to great. Thankfully one of Twilight’s friends named Rarity was a fashion designer. She was a bit disappointed that I hadn’t wanted something more extravagant than a t-shirt and jeans, but was more than happy to make me something. None of the mane six really understood why I was so obsessed with wearing clothes all the time, but they all respected my decision.

Until a few months ago everypony had been giving me everything for free. Now you have to understand. I was raised to take care of myself and although I can accept a gift now and then, I really didn’t want everything just handed to me. So I set out to look for a job. Thankfully Mrs. Cheery Cherry that owned the local general store was more than happy to hire me on full time. She and her husband were getting up there in years and were looking for someone to take over most of the work at the shop. I suppose they thought having a human around would temporarily boost their business. Which of course it did. Ponies were coming from all over Ponyville to see the human that worked at the general store. It made me smile inside. No one had ever treated me special before just because I was human.

There was one such admiring pony in the shop right now. She was dark yellow in color with an orange mane and a bunch of carrots as a cutie mark. She had introduced herself as Carrot Top, which brought a smile to my face. These ponies had such funny names. She walked around the store, making a show of looking around for something. But we both knew why she was here. She suddenly turned and looked at me.

“Well, thank you so much.” She said. “Unfortunately you don’t seem to have what I’m looking for.”

“Well what exactly are you looking for?” I asked, coming around from the other side of the counter.

As I approached her a thought suddenly entered my head.

She’s cute. Agh! What am I thinking?! She’s a freaking pony!

Thoughts like this were popping up more and more frequently leading me to one unmistakable conclusion. I needed to get laid. Badly. But how was that going to happen with no humans around?

“Well I’m actually looking for a tough brush with a long handle.” She said, interrupting my thoughts. “To help me clean my carrots. My current brush is really worn out.”

“Let’s see what we have here.” I said, going around the corner to the section with the brushes.

“How about this one?” I asked, pointing out a long handled brush that was hanging up.

I tensed up as I felt her flank press up against my knee as she moved in to take a look at the brush I had pointed out to her.

“Wow, that’s exactly what I need!” She exclaimed. “I don’t know how I missed that. Thank you.”

“No problem.” I said. “Is that all you need?”

“I think so.” She said, grabbing the brush in her mouth.

I led her up to the counter. She put down the brush and looked at me with a look I swear was meant to be seductive. I shook my head. Maybe I was spending too much time amongst ponies. Maybe I was starting to lose my mind.

“So, are you available Friday night?” She asked suddenly.

Maybe not.

“Ummm…what for?” I asked nervously.

“There’s a new bistro opening up on Friday.” She said. “I thought we might have dinner. They’re going to have a limited selection of human food. I talked to the owner myself.”

My eyes almost bulged out of my skull.

“Are you asking me out on a date?” I asked.

“I guess you could call it that.” She said, laughing. “So what do you say?”

I looked at her carefully. She was really cute, I had to admit. In almost an attractive sort of way actually. Well it wasn’t like I was ever going to get back home. And I did really need to get laid. I cursed myself as that thought came up again. She’s just asking you on a date dammit! It’s probably not even going to come close to the bedroom. Besides, what’s the harm in getting to know this mare better?

“Umm….sure.” I said. “What time?”

She had been smiling, but I realized it had been forced until just now. Her smile broadened significantly when I accepted her proposal.

“Is eight too late?” She asked. “I want to go after the crowd has died down a bit.”

“No, eight is fine.” I said. “I’ll see you then.”

I couldn’t help but ogle at her flank as she turned around and headed towards the exit. She swayed her hips back and forth in a seductive manner then turned around quickly to catch me looking at her. She giggled softly and winked at me, letting me know she knew I had been looking. I cursed myself. What had I gotten myself into?

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The day went on just like every other day I had been working there. Lots of ponies came in just to see me and made a show of buying something. Most of them did buy something though so I wouldn’t think they had come just to see me. But I knew the truth. Mrs. Cheery Cherry had told me the general store hadn’t been this busy until I had come to work for her and her husband. Thankfully no other ponies came on to me. Most were just curious. I sighed as I looked at the clock. It was five minutes to six, almost time to go home. I looked over as Mrs. Cheery Cherry came out from the back of the store.

“Wow.” She said excitedly. “I think this is a new record for daily sales.”

She walked over to the counter and set a large bag of bits in front of me.

“Think of this as a little thank you.” She said. “Keep sales up like this and you’ll be getting these thank you’s quite often.”

“Wow, thanks Mrs. Cheery Cherry.” I said.

I looked at the bag of bits. There had to have been at least an extra month’s wages in there.

“Oh and by the way, I saw Carrot Top make that date with you.” She said suddenly.

“Oh…” I said, blushing profusely.

“You should know she’s a hot commodity around here.” She said. “A lot of the stallions here in Ponyville are after her. You should count yourself lucky.”

“But…” I said, trailing off.

Should I talk to her about this? She was really the only middle aged pony I knew very well. And I wanted the advice of someone more experienced.

“What is it dear?” She asked.

“Well….I don’t know how comfortable I am with that date.” I admitted, sighing deeply. “I mean, she and I aren’t even the same species….”

Mrs. Cheery Cherry looked at me in sympathy.

“I know it’s hard for you being away from home, but you’re going to have to face the fact that you’re probably never going to get to go back.” She said bluntly. “I imagine it’s difficult for a young man like you to go this long without….companionship. It’s not a stretch to believe that you’ll eventually find a filly friend. I know you’re not a pony, but the parts can’t be that different can they?”

“Are you saying ponies are expecting me to pair up?” I asked.

That would sure explain why Carrot Top had asked me out on a date.

“Why of course.” Mrs. Cheery Cherry said. “I mean, why wouldn’t you? Species doesn’t really matter if both parties are aware and willing, does it?”

“I guess not.” I said.

I thought about it. Sure, having sex with animals was wrong. But these ponies were far from animals. They were completely sentient and a lot nicer than most humans I had met. And now that I admitted it to myself, Carrot Top was a lot sexier than the girls I used to date back home.

“Thanks Mrs. Cheery Cherry.” I said. “That makes a lot of sense. Wow. Now I’m a little nervous about my date.”

She laughed.

“Now that’s the spirit.” She said. “Just be yourself and try to have a good time. Dating humans couldn’t have been that different.”

“No, I guess not.” I said, smiling.

I helped Mrs. Cheery Cherry clean up a few things in the back before she told me I could head on home. We both headed out the door together and said our goodbyes as we went our separate ways. I sighed. It had been a moderately difficult day. Dealing with all those customers. But it was more than worth it I realized as I looked at the bag of bits. Now maybe I could pay Rarity for making me all those sets of clothes and Twilight for letting me stay at the library for so long. Not to mention the house I was living in. Lord knows I had no idea how to pay that one off. Princess Celestia told me to just forget about it and consider it a gift, but how was I supposed to accept something as large as a house as a gift?!

It hadn’t taken long to reach my house as it was only a few blocks away from the general store where I worked. I reached forward and opened the door slowly. God forbid Pinkie Pie might try to throw another surprise party for me. Though the thought was nice, I was not in the mood for Pinkie Pie’s craziness right now. I flicked on the light and much to my relief there wasn’t anypony there. The citizens of Ponyville didn’t lock their doors, which was one of the reasons I was having such a hard time with these sexual thoughts. I couldn’t help but worry that somepony link Pinkie Pie might burst in right when I was in the middle of masturbating. And having to worry like that totally killed the mood for me. But I was getting desperate. I needed release like you wouldn’t believe. After all, I couldn’t go on my date on Friday like this. If I did, I’d have to jump poor Carrot Top.

I sighed as I laid down in my bed and pulled out my member, masturbating quickly. For the first time I tried fantasizing about ponies rather than humans. I felt a little guilty about it, but then Mrs. Cheery Cherry’s words came back to me and I started feeling better. I had only gotten about five minutes in when somepony rang the doorbell. I cursed. Well, at least they hadn’t just burst in on me like I had feared they would. I quickly put myself right again, making myself presentable before heading downstairs and opening the door.

“Rainbow Dash?” I said in surprise.

“Hey Jake.” She said. “Mind if I come in?”

I really really really didn’t want her to come in right now, but I couldn’t come up with a justifiable excuse to say no so I stepped aside.

“Sure.” I said, putting on a face of composure. “What’s up?”

“Oh I was just stopping by to pay you a visit.” She said. “See how your life in Ponyville is going.”

“It’s going great.” I said. “I’ve got a job, a nice place to live, and great friends. I couldn’t be happier.”

“But there’s still something missing, isn’t there?” Dash asked, a mischievous smile spreading across her face.

I decided not to look too much into that.

“What do you mean?” I asked, putting on a surprised face.

“Oh don’t give me that.” She said. “You know what I mean, even though you probably don’t want to talk to me about it.”

“Rainbow Dash, I really don’t know what you’re talking about.” I said.

She rolled her eyes.

“Wow, you humans really don’t like to talk about stuff like this do you?” She asked.

I watched in surprise as she flew up so that we were at eye level then pushed me down onto my ass.

“Ow!” I yelled. “Rainbow!”

She landed again and walked up to me quickly, pressing against my chest with her hoof. I leaned back to get away from her, not really sure what she was up to when I realized my back was to a wall. Before I knew what was happening, her muzzle was pressed up against my lips. I fought to get away but she brought a hoof to my face to prevent me from turning away from the kiss. In mere seconds my resolve was gone and I stopped resisting. My erection was larger than it had ever been before. She broke the kiss suddenly and looked down between my legs.

“I guess I was right.” She said.

“Rainbow Dash, what are you doing?!” I asked in bewilderment.

She rolled her eyes again.

“Duh, I’m making out with you.” She said.

“Why?” I asked.

“Well I figured it’s been quite a while for you since you haven’t been on even one date since you’ve been in Ponyville.” She said. “Frankly it’s been a while for me too and I thought we could help each other out. But if you’re not interested….”

She turned to walk away and looked back at me teasingly.

“No wait!” I found myself saying frantically.

She smiled wickedly as she turned back around.

“So you are interested?” She teased. “Well then, take off those clothes and we’ll get started.”

I don’t think I’d ever undressed so quickly in my life. Rainbow Dash giggled as she saw my bare erection.

“Ooh, this is going to be fun!” She exclaimed excitedly.

She flew up and pushed me down on my ass again, but this time I was ready for it and was able to brace my fall a bit. I leaned against the wall and waited for her to make the first move, which she did without hesitation. She walked up to me quickly and brought my erection into her mouth, The feeling was absolutely incredible. Her maw was so hot and wet and it set me off almost instantly. But I held back, trying not to cum so quickly. I looked down at her as she bobbed her head up and down my shaft. God it felt so good! She looked up at me with my cock in her mouth and I almost lost it right there. It was then I realized how sexy she really was. If you had asked me a week ago, I would have told you she had to be the least attractive of the mane six. But sitting here with her maw around my member, she was the most beautiful woman I’d ever seen.

I moaned loudly and tapped her head, letting her know I was about to cum. She brought her muzzle away quickly, leaving me with the worst case of blue balls I’d ever had.

“What are you doing?!” I exclaimed.

I was suddenly worried this had all been a joke.

“I don’t want cum in my mouth.” She said. “Yuck!”

“But….but….” I said.

I was completely devastated. If she stopped right now…I…I don’t know what I’d do.

“Besides…” She said, turning around and presenting her flank seductively. “Wouldn’t you rather cum inside me?”

Suddenly my feelings of worry were washed away and replaced with feelings of elation. Rainbow Dash was going to let me fuck her!

“Come here.” I said, smiling widely.

She walked over to me in confusion. I brought my hands under her armpits and lifted her up on top of my lap. She got the idea and settled in quickly. I held my erection steady, allowing her to slide it inside her easily. We both moaned as I sank deeper and deeper into her. In less than a second I was sheathed inside of her. The warmth of her pussy was amazing. Suddenly she shifted and I slipped out of her slightly. The feeling was so incredible I almost passed out. But that was nothing compared to what I was about to experience. She moved herself up and lowered herself again, sheathing my cock inside her once more. I could feel every inch of her warm tunnel squeezing me, trying to get me to spill my seed deep within her. I almost did right there. I wrapped my arms around her body and began to thrust up into her.

“Oh fuck…” She whispered. “You have no idea how long I’ve fantasized about this.”

I looked into her eyes. She’s beautiful I realized. Her rainbow colored mane had the most vibrant of every color I could think of. I reached forward and kissed her passionately. She broke the kiss suddenly and flapped her wings, flying off me. She turned around and presented her flank to me.

“Please, I really want you to fuck me like this.” She said.

I wasn’t about to argue about it. I got up onto my knees and sank my cock into her slowly. She moaned and arched her back in a way I hadn’t thought was possible for a pony. I grabbed onto her flank, my hands covering her cutie marks and started to thrust.

“Faster.” She said. “Go as rough as you want. I can take it.”

Well, that was certainly the first time a girl had ever said that to me. And I was more than happy to oblige. I leaned forward and wrapped my arms around her waist. She moaned loudly as I started to jackhammer into her. I was fucking her like crazy. In fact I was worried that maybe I was hurting her, but she gave no indication of that so I continued. Suddenly she threw her head back in pleasure.

“Ah! Ah!” She yelled.

I felt her pussy clench tightly and realized she was cumming. That absolutely sent me over the edge. I thrust into her as hard as I could before erupting inside of her. I could feel her stomach muscles constricting as I came inside of her.

“Fuck!” She yelled.

I was worried for a moment that the neighbors might come in to check on what all the noise was about, but that thought was quickly pushed from my mind. Frankly I didn’t care. All I cared about at the moment was the mare underneath me that was shaking in pleasure. Another spurt left my cock as I continued to cum inside her, my cock twitching with each spurt. I poured all of my energy into impregnating this mare. Knowing full well I couldn’t get her pregnant didn’t matter. Our bodies were in full primal lust, their only goal to bring a new life into this world. Rainbow Dash pawed at the floor in pleasure as I came inside her, desperate to get all the seed I had to offer.

We came off our high very slowly, each of us trying to catch our breath. I slowly withdrew from her, a big glob of cum spilling out of her with a loud PLOP.

“Wow.” She said, still panting heavily. “That was a lot better than I thought it was gonna be.”

“You sayin’ you thought I was bad in bed?” I asked teasingly.

“No.” She said. “If I had thought that, I never would have done this. But hell, even knowing this would feel this good I don’t think I could have approached you without having a few first.”

I suddenly felt a rock in my gut.

“Rainbow, are you drunk?” I asked.

Oh no. I thought. She’s probably going to regret this by tomorrow. I don’t want our friendship to be ruined.

“Yeah, a little.” She said.

She looked at my face, realizing what I must be thinking.

“Oh no, it’s not like that.” She said. “I just had a few so I could get up the nerve, that’s all. I’ve been wanting to do this for a long time.”

I smiled. In some ways the ponies here in Equestria weren’t different at all to the girls back home. I reached forward and brought us into a deep kiss. She suddenly pulled back and pushed me away.

“Now I hope you realize this was just a roll in the hay.” She said. “I don’t love you. And even if I did, I’m nowhere near ready to have a colt friend. I like being single. Though I don’t like having to wait long periods of time between sex.”

“I understand.” I said. “We’re still friends though, right?”

“Of course.” She said. “And whenever you want to have another roll in the hay, just let me know. I’ve got a lot more sexual energy than most mares around here.”

“I’ll keep that in mind.” I said, laughing.

She turned to leave.

“Wait, you’re not leaving are you?” I asked. “Why not stay the night?”

She turned around and raised an eyebrow.

“As a friend.” I added.

“Well, since you’re offering and all, I guess I could stay.” She said thoughtfully. “It is getting rather late.”

I started to pick up my clothes in order to put them on when Rainbow Dash held up a hoof.

“Come on Jake, do you really need to put that stuff back on?” She asked.

I smiled and threw the bunch of clothes I was holding over next to the laundry room. If I had just had sex with a pony, there was no reason I couldn’t be naked around her. I started heading up to my room with Rainbow Dash close behind. She jumped on my bed and settled down beneath the blanket. I just stood there looking at her.

“Well, aren’t you going to join me?” She asked.

I flicked off the light and crawled into bed next to her. She had her back turned to me so I brought my right arm around her and embraced her tightly. The feeling of her warm furry body against mine was really nice and I signed in contentment.

“Rainbow Dash?” I said suddenly.

“Yeah?” She asked.

“Goodnight.” I said.

“Goodnight.”

"You know how important my studies are!" Twilight protested. "I can't leave!"1

Author's Note

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