Jack Frost~

by Shadowstalker

He's bold, he's cold and he's sold.

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"How much fucking longer is this going to take?" Jack grumbled to himself.

Ever since that sheriff had put him in those anti-freeze bottles, he'd been trying to unscrew the cap. He was almost able to drain out, but all it need was a little nudge.

"Why hello there. What do we have here?" He chuckled.

A flash of light was seen from his plastic prison, the dirt was being removed. It looked like something, maybe an animal, was digging him out.

"Come one. Come on." He whispered, his hope rising.

When he was pulled out, what liquid he managed to get out from the other containers, went up and into the snow.

If he could make a mouth, it would have dropped.

A mint green pony was holding him up. With magic. She had huge golden eyes, a green coat, a white-ish mane with a green streak going though it. She was wearing a red and yellow scarf and some red mittens.

"Hey Bon-Bon! Look what I found!" She said.

Another one came over, a cream colored one. She had curly purple and pink hair, no horn and a annoyed look on her face.

"Lyra, would you quit digging up garbage? We've talked about this."

"Hey! Who you calling garbage you overgrown pack mule!" Jack yelled.

"What!? Who said that! Who's there!?" She screamed.

"In the damn jug."

She looked down at the jug, watching the liquid inside swish around on its own accord.

"Hey, green bean. Would you mind unscrewing me?" He asked.

"I don't think that's a good idea." She said.

"Don't you know who I am?" He laughed, a wicked idea forming. "I'm a genie! If you let me go, I'll grant you one wish!"

"I thought they granted three wishes?" She asked suspiciously.

"Well, thanks to your friend. I don't feel like granting more than one. Plus, I am pretty tired from being in here."

"He sounds angry, I don't think we should let him out." Bon Bon whispered.

"You try being murdered in a pool of anti-freeze and see how jolly you sound!" He yelled. "Listen, if you won't open this," the snow around their hooves started to move swiftly, forming his classic snow man body. "Than I will."

The snowman grabbed the jug from Lyra and dumped it onto the ground. A head soon formed, which the snow man twisted on with a crack.

"Now, since I'm so forgiving. I'll give you each one wish." He said, folding his fingerless hands.

"Awesome! Me first!" Lyra said.

"Well, come her and give Jack a hug!" He laughed maniacally.

He picked her up and before she could scream, he pushed her against him, a ice spike sticking through his chest and into hers.

"And I thought you were the cold hearted one." He said letting Lyra's twitching body fall in front of Bon Bon.

She was staring in horror at her dead friend, back and forth to him and Lyra. She wanted to scream but she couldn't force one out.

"Well, lets see who the real garbage is now." He said.

He picked her up and then took off Lyra's scarf, wrapped it around the living mares neck and held her. She struggled and croaked before finally going limp. He shook her a bit before throwing her in the ditch.

He kept the scarf and put it around his neck. Taking in a deep breath, he exhaled happily.

"Merry Christmas," he said looking out towards the Everfree and Ponyville. "And have a frosty new year!" He laughed.

Before he went to the forest, he heard the sound of wheels going against stone. He melted down and traveled over to a small road.

"Well lookie here, happy birthday to me." He chuckled.

A barred wagon was traveling along in the snow, two ponies in armor were strapped to it. He felt a chill go through his liquid pool as he went down.

He went a little farther ahead of them before re-freezing. He stood there, grinning as they stopped.

"What's this?" The one on the right asked.

"Some weird snowpony. Go get it out of the way, we still need to get Frosty here to be deep fried. Isn't that right Frost!?" The one on the left yelled.

"Oh yes, I'm so excited. I'm shaking in my shackles." Came a sarcastic but joyfully sounding voice. And it sounded like Jack.

The one on the right unbuckled himself from the cart before heading over to the snow Jack. When he tried to push him out of the way, he stopped.

"Atleast by me dinner first." Jack said snapping the guards neck.

"Iron Shield!" The one on the left yelled angrily. "What are you!?"

"Me? I'm Jack Frost. The most pissed off snow cone on the planet." He said sliding over. "What's wrong?" He asked casually, looking at the sweating guard as he fumbled with the buckles. "You look like you need to... Chill out."

He reached forward, wrapped his snowy mits around the guards head and squeezed. The guards head was crushed like a watermelon being dropped from two stories up.

"I wonder if I taste like cherry?" Jack laughed as he threw red slush off him. "Now, who's this other Frost hogging in on my turf?"

He slid over to the back and examined the door. A simple lock on the outside. He wrapped his hand around it, letting the snow sink in before unlocking it.

"Now, who are you?" Jack asked looking in. "Or, what are you?"

A griffon with a scar on his cheek was staring in mild curiosity at the frozen Jack Frost.

"I'm Jack Frost, mass murderer and soon to be executed griffon. And you are?" He asked with a roll of his talon.

"Jack Frost, mass murderer and attempted excutionee. I'm a snow man, and the original Jack Frost."

"And I suppose your going to kill me? But before you do, why not double the fun? Two frost's are better than one. Together, we could spread even more havoc, and do it right in front of the public. Lead them on a few goose chases. What do you say?" He extended a shackled talon.

Jack stared at it for a while before hugging the griffon up close. His snow engulfed the griffon's limbs, a smile forming on his faceless head.

"I'd say the folks have a lot more to worry about than a few snowflakes." Jack laughed, releasing the freed griffon. "Mind If I call you Frost and I'll just be Jack? It would get confusing. Don't want to have to explain to the victims who's, who when I'm putting them in cold storage."

"Very well, Jack. Tell me, have you happened to kill anyone besides my horrid guards?"

"Yeah, two bitches dug me up and I hugged one to death. Choked the other with her friends scarf, and now, I'm wearing it!" He laughed.

"Well, why don't we go to that small town and while we talk, we can exchange notes." Frost grinned.

"Alright, but can we get me some eyes and a carrot first?"

"Yes. I know a carrot mare that doesn't live that far from here."

"Than what are we waiting for?" Jack grinned, making ice teeth sprout out.

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