Jack Frost~

"Alright, here ya go Junior. Fresh lion-bat-whatever the hell I killed meat." Jack said throwing a rear leg towards his son.

As he chewed away on that, Frost had put a good space between him and the small snowballing.

"You ready Frost? We got a big order to fill." Jack said. "So, come here and-"

A knock was heard at the door, Jack and Frost's heads snapped towards it. Jack slid over, a large ice spike forming on his hand.

"For the third time," Jack said. "We don't want any girl scout cookies!"

"Coconuties! Coconuties!" Junior cheered.

"Junior! You don't get desert!"

His son slumped.

"Jack? Jack Frost? Can I speak with you?"

Jack opened the door and Twilight walked in. She said a quick thank you before noticing Junior munching away on the hind leg of a manticore.

"T-That's a... And... Eating..." She stuttered.

"Uh, high metabolism?" Jack said. "He's a growin' boy, he needs to but some slush on those..." He looked at Junior, seeing no bones or anything. "I don't know."

"You are Twilight?" Frost asked. "Is there a reason you came here at this hour?"

"Oh um, I wanted to ask Jack some questions..." She trailed off when she saw both of his talons wrapped up. "What happened-"

"Jacks son was hungry. He tried to see if I taste like chicken." The griffon said, his eyes catching Junior point towards him and then his mouth.

"Taste like dirt." Junior said. "Smell like it too."

"Jack." Frost gritted his beak. "Be the responsible parent here."

Jack rolled his eyes before clearing his throat. Junior saw him looking at him and then motion towards Frost. He sighed and slumped slightly.

"Sorry..." The snowballing sighed. He picked up a piece of muscle and offered it to the griffon. "Peace?"

"Yes, thank you." Frost said. "Peace." He took the bit of meat and ate it.

"Hey, Iron. Check this out." Chuckled Jack. "She looks as white as me."

Frost looked over at Twilight and broke into a fit of laughter. Her coat had turned slightly paler and her eyes had a frosted glaze to them.

"A-Alright!" Jack said. "Come on Twilight, what did you want to ask me? Oh god your expression was priceless!" He gripped his icy torso.

"I-I wanted to ask about yourself..." She said. "You see, the princesses wanted to speak with the one who stopped the dragon. And I wanted to learn how your made up."

"Princesses." He said. "Magical pony princesses?"

"Yes." She nodded slowly.

He broke into another fit of laughter, slowly melting down to the floor. Once he was at eye level with her, he calmed down again and refroze what had melted.

"Alright, ask away." Jack said.

"Um alright... Let me get my quills and ink..."

Her horn lit up and a small opening in front of her was made. Jack looked under it and saw nothing, he looked to the sides and saw it was invisible thin. he looked over her hoof inside and saw a whole organized mess of papers, ink wells, a slightly erotic picture of a winged unicorn and quills. Before she closed it, he snatched the picture while she was arranging the quills.

"Alright, question one. What are you?"

"A mutant snowman." He replied dryly.

"How were you made?"

"My prison transport crashed into another car filled with acid. I melted and fused into the snow. And it hurt like a mother fucker."

"Ok..." She flinched slightly. "What are you made up of?"

"I thought you asked me that already?" He said.

"No, I asked what you were. So, what are you actually made of?" Her eyes widened slightly as she leaned towards him.

"Uh, as far as I know. Coal stones, snow, beer, cigarette smoke, cigarette as, twigs, a carrot and ice."

"I know that. I meant on the molecular level. You see, I took some soil samples from where you had been buried earlier and..."

"And what? What did you find?" He asked.

"It looked like somepony was dumping chemicals there for... Thousands of years. Maybe even millions."

Jack's eye twitched, he fell to his knees, a grin forming.

"Hell yes!" He shouted. "That bastard sheriff can't stop me know! I don't have to worry about him ever again! Fuck you Sam! Fuck you and your damned soul! Ha! Ha! Ha!" He laughed.

"E-excuse me...?" Twilight said. "Who are you yelling about?"

He picked her up in a hug and twirled her around. she squirmed out and dropped to the floor, shivering.

"Hey, Iron, mind if we talk while Twilight here warms up?" Jack asked.

"Sure," he followed Jack outside. "What is it?"

"She knows what I'm made of. She's a threat." He whispered. "She needs to be put on the ice. If you know what I mean?" He grinned.

"Don't do it here. There would be too many questions! Let her take you somewhere where an, accident," he made quotation signs with a talon. "Can take place."

"Good idea. The little nerd probably has some chemistry set with highly explosive chemicals. Hey, Twilight, come out here for second!" Jack yelled.

The door opened again, and Twilight stepped out.

"Yes?" She asked.

"I'm willing to let you test a few samples of my..." He looked for the right word. "Being. You wouldn't happen to have a lab or something like that?"

"Yes! I have one right in my house! I can get us there in a second!"

Jack shot back defensively.

"Your not going to flush us like Pinkie did, are you?" He asked.

"She... Flushed you?" Twilight asked. "But, no, no I'm not. I can just do a quick teleport."

Before he could respond, her horn lit up and Jack disappeared with her. Leaving Frost to stare numbly at the snowballing gnawing on a bone.

"Hungry."

Frost's face paled.

At Twilight's, Spike was dusting the horse head bust. He nearly jumped when a flash of lavender surrounded him for a second. His mouth dropped when he saw Jack Frost standing there, staring intently at him.

"H-Hello?" Spike stuttered.

"Hey, creepy lizard thing." He said. "What are you? A mutated gecko or something?" He, much to Spikes annoyance, poked him in the side of the head a few times.

"Alright, cut that out. I'm sure Twilight's here to try and experiment on you?"

"Yeah. I didn't know she was into snowmen though, you may have to get an intervention." He whispered loud enough for her to hear.

They both laughed as her face warmed up. Spike fist bumped Jack before wiping away a tear.

"Jack!" Twilight yelled. "That's enough!" Her voice cracked as she finished the sentence.

They both stopped, becoming stone faced before breaking into a rolling fit.

"Oh god! She's hilarious!" Jack said putting a palm over his eyes.

He took a few deep breaths before calming down.

"A-Alright... I'm done. I'm done." He said calmly.

"Spike, why don't you go make some-"

Spike held out a small plate with a tea cup on it. The cup was filled with a brown liquid that had a strong syrup scent to it. Twilight scrunched up her nose, putting a hoof over it.

"Spike, you know I don't like maple tea."

"Alright, I'll drink it." He shrugged. When he put it to his lips he spit it out. "Hot! Hot!"

"Here," Jack put his hand over the cup letting tow ice cubes fall in. "That better?"

Spike took another sip of his tea and nodded. Jack and Twilight went downstairs, only jack knowing how the night will turn out. His smile hiding the sadistic glee only he could posses.

Downstairs was filled with multiple machines, wires and a heart monitor.

'Perfect.' Jack thought. 'The perfect place for a leak to cause an electrical fire.'

"...And this measure brain patterns." Twilight said. "Now, why don't we get started over here at the microscope?" She smiled.

'These things are almost to cute to kill.' He thought. 'Almost.'

"Just stick a sample in here." Twilight pointed at an empty tub, a white light shining from inside.

"What is that?" He asked.

"It mixes and-"

"No, no. That. Inside, there's a smudge of something red in the back of it."

"What? I could have swore to tell Spike to clean it up." She looked in and squinted against the light. "Jack, I don't see anything. Are you sure?"

"Oh yes, I'm very sure." He grinned. An ice spike forming on his hand.

"While your looking, I have a question. Has there ever been a unicorn with two horns?"

"No... Why?"

"Because I'm about to make one." He chuckled deeply.

As she turned, he slammed the spike into her fore-head, right above the base of her horn. Now, the ice spike served as the second horn, a few sparks arching between her natural horn and the ice one.

"Too easy, now for the accident." He narrowed his eyes as he bent a root towards a machine. He put the root into and edge before plunging his hand into one of the machines.

Sparks went everywhere, eventually catching the root on fire.

He picked up twilight's corpse and with a flick of his wrist, heard a plate and cup shatter, followed by another body hitting the floor.

He got up the steps and saw Spike lying on the floor, clutching his chest, his face frozen in horror. "And here I thought we were cool bro." He tsked. He picked him up to before heading out.

He melted down outside, and covered the bodies up with snow as he made his way back to the house. he paused momentarily to watch the tree house explode in a pillar of fire and ash.

He thought to save the maniacal laugh for when he got back.

In seconds of racing through the snow, he saw the familiar house in view. With Frost sitting on the roof.

"Frost! The hell are you doing up there?" Jack asked, refreezing.

"Your son attacked me again!" He yelled. "You need to feed that kid more!"

"He tried to eat you again?" Jack asked, face-palming. "Junior!" He yelled angrily.

The snowballing peaked out from the doorway, slowly he slid over, looking down to avert his eyes from his fathers glare.

"Junior. We talked about this." Jack said. "I'm sorry, but, your grounded."

Junior looked up at him, confused.

"Grounded?"

"Yes. You have to stay in the house for two days. And that means you don't get desert either. Now march." He pointed a cold finger back towards the house.

Junior stared at him for a second before shrugging and sliding back in.

"So," Frost began, getting down from the roof. "How'd it go?"

Jack lifted the two bodies of Twilight and Spike.

"Very good. But now we still another to find. Pinkie Pie."

"Yeah," Jack nodded, running his tongue over his teeth. "Well both go, after I put these two in the freezer."

"We don't have a freezer." Frost said.

Jack stuck a icicle into the ground next to the house. A hole was made, a line of ice surrounding the ice as he threw the bodies down. He closed the hole and smiled.

"Ready?" He asked.

"Ready." Frost grinned.