Jack stretched out, yawning he scratched his back. He looked around, blurry eyed from sleep. His vision cleared after some rubbing and saw Frost curled up in a corner, Junior wrapped in his wings.

"Well, good morning I guess." He shrugged, looking out a window. "Now what?" He thought aloud.

"Excuse me! Could the resident's Jack Frost, Iron Wing And Junior please! For the love of Celestia! Wake up and come out!" Someone yelled.

Junior woke up and started to cry, Jack's face twisted with anger.

He got up and slid towards the door. When he opened it, he was greeted by a trio of Solar guards.

"Are you-"

"Which one of you woke up my damn kid!" He yelled, eyes flashing green slightly. "Which one of you was it?"

"That would be me." The guard in front of him said.

"Well then, I'd say you over stayed you welcome. Now get the fuck off my lawn!" He slammed the door in their faces.

"Jack! Who was it?" Frost asked, Junior riding on his back now having calmed down.

"Just a bunch of pricks in armor." He shrugged.

"And you slammed the door in their faces? Those were royal guards!"

"Like I give a damn. It's too early for this shit. I need a beer or a smoke." He said. "We need to go shopping."

Another knock was heard and this time, Frost opened it.

"You all look mad, so, I would like to apologize for my friends... Un-welcome, welcome. Is here something I can help you gent's with?"

The guard in front of him glared past him and at Jack, his eye twitching when Jack gave him the one finger salute.

"Yes, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna would like to speak with you three." He said. "And keep that thing away from her or else I'll throw him in a bon-fire!" He whispered.

"I've already been torched by a dragon. Why don't you just use your butter knives?" Jack said, picking up Junior and sliding out. "So, where are they?"

"Right here."

"God dammit!" He jumped, looking behind him, he saw both of the princesses. "Does every horse here have superpowers!?"

"I apologize if I startled you." Celestia said. "Now, I understand that you defeated the dragon that had been attacking earlier?"

"What gave that away? Was it the eyewitnesses or the dragon claw my son is eating at the moment." He pointed a thump at Junior as his son slowly stopped eating to slide the claw behind him.

"Both." She said. "And the reports that a snowman had killed a fully gown dragon in seconds. You saved the town and the resident's."

"Ok, did you just come her to congratulate me like skittles?"

"Skittles? I'm afraid I do not know of any pony named that?"

"Really? Rainbow hair, blue fur, high pitched voice that sounds like she has a slight cold. Has wings." He said. "Yeigh' high." He raised a hand up to hi abdomen.

"Rainbow Dash. The element of loyalty." Celestia nodded. "I only wish Twilight could have been here. I saw her home burned to the ground." She frowned.

"Really? What happened?" Jack asked in mock pity and curiosity. 'Oh! They have no idea!'

"It seems there was an electrical fire... But no bodies were present and not a single word from Twilight either."

"Aren't you so adorable?" Luna said, rubbing the snowballing affectionately. "Mr. Frost, is this you son?"

"Yes..." Jack said. "And please stop touching him, or you'll see how much of a protective parent I can be. He's almost gotten blown up by a cannon and smashed into a wall." An ice spike formed on his head. "And I'm not about to let anyone other then Iron Wing, near him without my permission."

Luna smiled and nodded. Junior offered her the rest of the claw. She shook her head politely before trotting back next to her sister.

"As I was saying," Celestia began again. "She still hasn't written yet, would you know her whereabouts?"

"Why would I know, and or, care for that matter?" He said, looking at a guard as he glared at the snowballing, hoof on the hilt of his sword. "Try it buddy, and you'll be hanging by your neck as a Christmas decoration."

The guard scowled before noticing the princess's looking at him, he straightened out and looked forward. But not before getting hit in the helmet with a dragon bone.

"Because, you were the last one seen with her. Did she happen to say anything, or talk about where she was going?" Celestia asked.

Jack scratched his chin in thought.

"Yeah," he shook a finger. "Said something about visiting a pen pal in griffon land or something. I was busy reading a book on snow globes though, so I didn't catch most of it."

"A pen pal in the griffon kingdom? How nice, her quest for friendship is just as strong for her thirst for knowledge."

"So, anything else?" Jack asked. "Got a busy fay ahead of us and-oh!" He clasped a hand to his mouth suddenly. "I suddenly don't feel so hot..." He groaned. He hiccuped again before leaning on a tree, clutching his stomach. "Oh... I shouldn't have had that yellow snow cone..." He burped before falling to the ground, clutching his throat.

Before Luna or Celestia knew what was happening, he started hammering his chest, and with one last heave, a snowball came flying out of his mouth. Hitting Frost in the face.

It started to move and before he could react, it grew a pair of teeth and bit down on his head, swallowing most f Frost's fore-head.

"Get it off! Get it off!" Frost yelled. "Jack! Get it off!"

Jack quickly hurried over to the new snowballing and gave a quick whistle. It stopped and let go, falling to the ground.

It looked like Junior except it had an ice mow-hawk.

"Did... Did you just vomit a child up?" Luna asked.

"And that his how snowmen apparently make more snowmen after drinking anti-freeze." Jack said, cupping the new snowballing in his hand. "Now I just have to teach this one not to eat Frost... Hey, Rocker. I heard he tastes like dirt."

Rocker, turned and looked at the scowling and bleeding frost. He nodded and hopped down, going over to Celestia.

"Would you mind if I held him?" She asked, as it sniffed her leg before sneezing.

"Sure, just don't stick anything valuable near his mouth. Junior nearly took off my finger." He laughed. "Oh, what great family memories."

Celestia lit up her horn and Rocker was lifted into the air. He was shocked at first but then became bored.

"What an interesting little guy he is." She said. "Here, why don't we just do this?"

A small patch of snow lifted up from the ground, making a small stage. Luna yelped as a few hairs were plucked from her mane. A small piece of bark was torn off from the tree and carried over to the hair. It connected at each side, making strings.

She set him down with the flimsy guitar, letting him examine it in his snowy mits.

He brought an arm up and swung down, causing a string of notes to blare from it.

Jack and frost looked on in amazement as it began doing solo's. At one point, Jack's jaw had fallen off and Junior had to put it back on.

"Well I'll be damned..." Jack said as Rocker finished. "I just gave him a name."

"And it seems you chose right." Celestia said. "Now, we must be going. We have important business to take care of in Canterlot."

As they spread their wings, Jack waved neighborly, watching them and the guards fly out of sight. His smile turning into a scowl.

"Can you believe those assholes! Thanking us! Back in my day, that would have gotten an ass kicking!"

Frost merely face-taloned from atop the roof. Watching the snowman complain for the wrong reasons.

"It really is going to be a long day..." Frost sighed. "Isn't that right Junior?"

Junior merely nodded, Rocker sitting next to him. All of them watching the morning sun rise higher and higher with each second.

Author's Note

Poor Jack... His blown mind now a mess of knowledge for now.