My Little Yuri : Friendship is Mind Control

Transylvania, 1967, "Operation: Head Games"

Yuri was running in the dungeons of his ruined castle in Transylvania: he had been defeated yet again. His first attempt almost worked, if it wasn't for the Allies' Time Machine or "Chronosphere", as they liked call it, created by Albert Einstein in the 1947 and built in San Francisco. The Allies used that machine to go back in time and stop the construction of his Dominator in San Francisco. However, they didn't consider the resources at his disposal; endless mind-controlled minions, ready to construct the possible and impossible and the endless army of merciless clones ready to fight. He still lost and was beaten, no matter where he was, be it a secret island, on the Moon or in Antartica. .

When Yuri reached the dungeon's floor, he saw a blue sphere, with lightnings in it : it was a Chronosphere !

He widened his eyes in surprise at its presence. He didn't remember ordering the machine to be built, or perhaps he was absent minded when he sent the order.

But it was time to act, not think, Yuri felt the steps of the soviets conscripts entering, ready to capture or kill him. So he quickly entered fast in the machine, placed the safety barriers on his chest and set the date to 30 April of 1947 and set it to send him to New Mexico as arrive. His only hope was to destroy the Time Machine once for all. Just as door was crushed and two soldiers wearing brown trenchcoats arrived, the machine rumbled and stormed, and destroyed part of the walls, Yuri closed his eyes. and...

When Yuri opened his eyes, he took a look at his surroundings, and was rendered speechless; He saw a beautiful garden, with bushes cut into the shape of horses, flowerbeds and armoured little horses guarding it wait, armoured horses ? What happened ? Is he arrived in another dimension ? He is dead and that's the Heaven? Or he simply ate an hallucinogen mushroom?

He jumped down from the machine and hided behind a bush shaped as a dog: he didn't know if the "Guards" could be mind-controlled or if they were dangerous either, but they seemed unware of his arrival.

Yuri watched them talking to eachother in a language that seemed not understandable, he watched them for almost an hour before trying to mind control one of them: Yuri concentrated, a little purple trail appeared over his forehead and moved to one of the guards, piercing the bush and a wall, and said his usual  phrase " A Yuri.. podchinyatʹsya mne(I am Yuri.. obey me...)"

Yuri gave the order to came near to the mind-controlled guard and explain who was him and why; luckly, it seemed that the mind of this.. "horses" was no only similar to the human one, but easier to control too, meaning that he could make the "horse" talk in russian, his only fully-undestanded language.

The horse started to talk : " Oni okhranyayut nash lider ... YA mogu pokazatʹ vam putʹ, ser( I am a guard of our leader.. Can I show you the path, master)".

" ochenʹ khorosho .. Kak ona nazyvayetsya? Gde eto? ( Very well... what's her name? Where is ?)"

"целестиа, blizlezhashchiy  ( Celestia, near here) ".

Yuri smiled of triumph and said to his slave to do not follow him: after all, he didn't wanted to be spotted during his operations, he searched for an entrance, but it seemed that every door was guarded, so he decided to climb a near tower for takinf an unconventional way.

After twenty minutes of climbing seeking an entrance, Yuri reached a stained glass window near the top of a tower: the style of the window remebered to him the windows from the churces,  but the subjects seemd very different:  it represented the Sun ligthing a white horse with horn, wings and multicolored mane, and under the horse another one identical, but black.

Yuri assumed that that place was a place of workship or, at least, quite important place, then he rembered that the horse said that it was a guard for their leader and she is not too far: he sadically smiled and searched for a backdoor: time to get a true revenge....

Yuri arrived in what seemed the throne room: it didn't got long, thought he need to control something like three or four guards before arriving, and the path wasn't totally clear, but his foreseeing helpt to find the good one.

He saw his target: the white horse with a crown, horn, wings and multicolored mane, Yuri concentrated a lot, a big purple trail left his mind,  then Yuri saw the eyes of the leader changing a bit, tending to purple, and she said "Open the portals to the Earth: we have a lot to do... especially with.. Romanov.. and Commander..."

White House, the same day

"President, we have an urgent transmission from an unknow source, be careful"

The face of a white horse appeared on the screen, and said slowly "I am Celestia, and you shall die.. for Yuri..."

President Dougan screamed "Damn you soviets ! You sent Yuri in another dimension! Now we will need to stop him again !"

On the screen appeared images of destruction in various countries : Chicago was full of what they seemed pegasus, destroying the cities with bombs with effect never seen before and the lasers taken from the Yuri's UFOs; Kiev's inhabitants resisted to an horde of unicorns who launched fireballs like the Initiates did, Brasilia was a pile of ruins because it was attacked by a group of human brutes and endless clones of a very big bull, not too much different from the brutes both in intelligence and strenght  and lastly Berlin was totally covered in red, like when the Psychic Dominator was activated somewhere.

In both the Soviet Union and USA the armies prepared: time to stop the fire again...

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Choose your side :

Soviets : " No match for Boris!"

Allies : "Shake it Baby!"

Yuri : "There is only one true Yuri..."