My Little Yuri : Friendship is Mind Control

"Good morning, comrade, I Am Lt. Zophia, and I will be your advisor on the battlefield.

We  need to act: a large force of Yuri forces is approaching to our base in Kiev, but it isn't the usual army, it's an army.. of little horses with horns! Yes, you heard well, Commander: a great army of unicorns is approaching, and it seems that are quite skilled in psyonic attacks, as the Initiates did back in the days, and it's up to you push them back until a better army arrives.

Good luck comrade"

When the battle control activated, the Commander saw that the city was almost ovverrun by the Yuri's equines: the buildings, no matter if apartaments blocks, factories or  schools, were full of that things, and they launched at a very fast rate fireballs who burned the flesh of the conscripts, making them screaming of pain, but the equines failed to destroy the tesla tanks : the tanks just arrived, charged their coils with surronding eletricity and discharged it on them : the unicorns were fried, reduced to ash or gravely burned, and the buildings near the base were liberated.

After taking back the control of the surrondings of the base, the Commander asked for more Tesla Troopers and Tesla Tanks : after all, they seemed  the best way to deal with that things; then he organized a defense composed by battle bunkers full of fresh-trained conscripts in the lanes for surprise the enemies incoming and few troopers in the middle of the road, justi n case of enemy tanks.After wawes and wawes of unicorns, which crashed like waves on the rocks against the defenses, the reinforcements arrived: they were composed by four V3 rockets, the remains of all artillery in the city; two Apocalypse Tanks, pinnacle of the soviet tech; some Tesla Tanks and a lot of anti-tank troopers, nicknamed "Flak Troopers" for their weapon, a man-portable flak cannon.

The Commander didn't hesitated: he launched all he had to the Yuri's base.

The base didn't seemed protected: there were only two badly damaged gatling guns and a psychic tower, but the base was full of equine initiates, so the Commander didn't sent the infantry, knowing that will cause a massive butcher against him, he just sent the Apocalypse and the V3 rockets, who did short work all the enemies: the double cannon caused massive explosions in them colums of the Yuri's infantry formation, the Gatling Cannons just exploded when the rockets hit them, causing chan reaction who destroyed the pyschic tower behind them.

After the battle finished, the infantry was sent for investigate about the new technology of the "hostis humanae".

The  surprise was the shape of the barracks: they weren't anymore the face of Yuri.. no, they had the shape of an equine with a crown and a long mane, and in it weren't any supplies: only a hole in the wall, peeping over a beatiful landscape.. but it wasn't the landscape of Kiev: it was the one of another place, the Soviets engineers stood a long time trying to guess what was,  before that a conscript shooted to a little black box: the hole disappeared just when the box was destroyed, hinting a link between the "hole" and the box.